Misty & Maksim Out Of DWTS
The sexy piece of Ukrainian beef known as Maksim Chmerkovskiy is out of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" thanks to his partner's busted her ankle! Clumsy bitch!
Access Hollywood reports that Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor broke her ankle during rehearsal yesterday. Her ankle will require surgery so she won't be back to dance. Misty told Star Magazine, "I had problems with this ankle in March so I knew it was delicate, but I just can't believe it broke and I am off the show now! I will have to stay off this ankle for a long while. There is no way I can compete now. It's so sad! I really wanted to win. Now I have no chance."
Misty and Maksim consistently scored 21 out of 30 for their dances. Maksim said, "These things happen. There is nothing you can do about it."
Hmmm....I smell the strong scent of a dirty, grungy mop head! I know that dumb bitch CHERYL BURKE had something to do with this! She foams at the mop head every time Maksim is around and she couldn't stand seeing him bump muscled-up crotches with Misty! CHERYL BURKE sabotaged that poor bitch! MOP HEAD must be stopped! Someone throw Lysol on that skeezer and stuff her in the janitor's closet!
Great. Not only does this mean that we won't have the pleasure of seeing the hot Maksim shake his shit, but I bet you they are going to bring back Kim KardASSIAN. Ugh. They should just let Cloris Leachman dance with Maksim instead. She can handle two partners and two dances. I know it. Cloris and Maksim would melt the dance floor with their raw sensuality.
Damn! He looks Hot. I would have watched the show for him...
Maksim has the craziest bull eyes ever. He gives me the creeps.
I'll miss seeing MMT with clothes on.
WHAT!?! this makes me so sad. i woke up sunday morning for this news??? (yes, i know it was posted on saturday.) i wanted those two to win. and another season of dwts without maks?!?! nooooooooooo!!! i'm going back to bed. hmph.
We are aroused by the obvious homosexual Maksim!
Are there any nude photos?
I guess she broke her ankle right after their appearance on the soup? I am surprised this lil article didn't mention that shauna sand and her exquisite lucite heels or pp and her lucky headbands would be happy to step in..
I hate this shit. Not that I don't like dancing, because I kick ass at it. *grin* But I don't see the need to do it in front of millions. But then again, my career and/or ego doesn't need reviving.
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Bring back Ted McG. He gave me the moisted, funkiest, and dampest panties I've ever had. AMBROSIA.
i totally hated his partner so i hope that somehow, some way they figure out a way to bring his hot ass to the floor as much as possible.
maybe this means more time for Cloris. i love her!
Aww damn! I really wanted to see Maks some more. I bet they will bring KK back too.
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damnit! No one is as hot is Maks. I am pissed off now!!!
Weren't they just on the Soup yesterday? There was no mention of a hurt ankle.
Every MK post relating to Cheryl Burke just makes me LOLOL. His Cheryl Hate is so the new PP love.
I hate jessica alba like michael K hates Cheryl "mophead" Burke.
LMAO
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DAMN!! I LOVE MAKS! :( now I have no eyecandy in that show..
oh wait....dont tell me they will make Kim's Ass partnering with Maks? or they would take her with Matt? I couldnt handle it if they make K-Ass dancing with Maks....
they can't being back Kardashian. She was voted off because she SUCKS!!
I hate Ryan Seacrest for making that stupid whore famous.......I will spit in his face if I ever see him.
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libby, I can't believe you just made that reference...
Back it up, boys.
If they bring Kim Kardashian back I am so not watching this show. OK, I wasn't watching it anyway, but now I will be AGGRESSIVELY not watching it.
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Damn. Misty got the best effin ass on an athlete other than Serena. I could overlook the slightly froggy faced look she has for that behind.
But when I saw her all dolled up, wearing a dress on DWTS, she looked more tranny-licious than feminine. Nothin worse than muscled legs in stockings.
Whoa girl. Take that makeup off and put the bikini back on. Please.
Looks like MMT busted her weave too. Rank.
"Someone throw Lysol on that skeezer and stuff her in the janitor's closet!"
Laughing my fucking ass off! Dirty mop-headed skank!
Yeah, maybe Cheryl threw some beads on the dance floor, the way Cristal took out Elizabeth Berkley.
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