Happy Douchday To You...
Our favorite fairy princess AC Slater turned another year older and another year closer to the grave as he celebrated his BARFDAY at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night. What's the deal, he must have sold his soul to the devil to keep looking as succulent as he did back on SBTB. Either that or he spends countless hours obsessing in front of the mirror with his IGIA Clear zit zapper and black head sucker to perfect that overly baby oiled glow. I'll go with the latter.
Oh my douche! Don't tell me it that his dick bag face was jammed on top of his stylish mancake. I'm really surprised he didn't try to airbrush the likeness of his own abs on that delicious pastry.
Mario BLOWpez is absolutely douche-tacular. Notice the mystery slut grinding her vaginal secretions all over his obviously flaccid penis. A weak attempt of sexual arousal, poor dumb ho FAILS. I'm sure he had a whole slew of skanks that were crawling all over his meat in hopes to get a taste of his tenderloin. He'd rather toss salad full of Bacos than stuff his face in a meat pie.
Wireimage, Wenn
Man, the douchiness in that VIP section probably had to be steam cleaned out.
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 5, 2008 - 8:17am.
Why does he insist on hanging out with girls and being hetero... we ALL know he likes rock hard cock.
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Aamyko, I'd love to see your rock-hard cock. Cutie-face....;-
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I'm sorry, I really, really am, but this dude does no-thing for me. NO-thing!
I'd jerk him once - twice if he got on his knees and begged me - but that is it.
Greasy and plastic-looking.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Happy Birthday Dimples.
It takes two to tango and three to make a porno.
There was more talent in Elizabeth Berkley's see-through thong in 'Showgirls' than this ass-wipe could ever manage to muster!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Why does he insist on hanging out with girls and being hetero... we ALL know he likes rock hard cock.
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HOT Men, HOT fun!
AC is an obvious homosexual.
Next.
That guy just creeps me out.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I used to watch SBTB back in the day. Mario Lopez is an idiot though.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 5, 2008 - 1:56am.
Yeah, I thought so. I thought he was tongue-in-cheek with the siggy thing. He's written before about the virtues of venting.
I enjoy his posts too. I thought he was a seriously tripped-out coo-coo for a second, but then decided crazy druggies aren't usually as articulate or highly educated as he seems to be. He is interesting.
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O yeah - and I did say 'Thanks:)' after that. Because I am grateful for the opportunity to vent:)
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@MyTwoCents:
LOL! I can't figure that one out. I do really enjoy his/her writing but then s/he likes to praise Britney all the time. Best I can guess - it's a very bright youngin' lol. Not too young but young enough to have Britney songs burned into him/her. OR s/he's fucking with us. I can't tell.
Anyhoo! I only hate him/her with regards to Britney. Otherwise s/he's pretty cool, really.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 5, 2008 - 1:39am.
Oh fuck, I hit refresh instead of post.
On Pic: He totally looks like he is about to start screaming 'Get off my boyfriend!!!' Hehehe
On Ziggy Stardust: Why does his siggy say 'I hate you' three times? What happened??
@TITays: On photoshop...I really use Fireworks so I'm no help there.
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@TITS: Yeah - I would do all that too if I was really going somewhere. I'm really not that comfortable riding at night so it's rare. My bike is really an extension of me...in this place it really just is easier than walking much of the time...
ONT: Boyfriend? Fifth thumb? Anyone?
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magnetic lasso is easier. i can never figure out how to set the m wand so that it gets big chunks and not bits of shadow.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
@Angel - welllll okay i guess, but don't ride as though you're invisible at night. that's just stewpid, and you're not a dumb bunny.
i ride at night all the time. safety reflective vest, reflective tape on my panniers, back and front flashies. i've had cars thank me for being so easy to see.
mind you sometimes i worry i'm just a target! haha no.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 5, 2008 - 1:10am.
I have a magic wand.
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Can I mess with it? You know - just until I figure out what it does. ;p
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I have a magic wand.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 1:03am.
LCT - photoshop magic wand..
I select and cut until I have left only what I want, then control C and paste on top of the new image. The select a photoshop brush, set it to CLEAR and blend the edges. Practice.
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Oooh. There's some learnin' goin' on up in the DListed house tonite! Thanks for that. Being the caveman autodidact I am I just mess with things til I figure out what they do. I haven't, for the life of me, been able to figure out wtf "magic wand" was. (yes, I know there's a help section but I just want to PLAY!) AND I've been having this exact issue you raise. THANK you.
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Hi, my name is MyTwoCents and I'm a cut and paster.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 5, 2008 - 12:59am.
I can't get this tune out of my head since sandbitch mentioned clover. You can all suffer along with me:
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I never knew Joan Jett did a cover of Crimson and Clover...fuck eh.
Dang, someone said bubble wrap? I wish I had some right now...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@TITS:
You just made me laugh about that quote all over again. LOL.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 1:03am.
LCT - photoshop magic wand..
I select and cut until I have left only what I want, then control C and paste on top of the new image. The select a photoshop brush, set it to CLEAR and blend the edges. Practice.
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late night confession - i love erasing. sssh.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 12:55am.
ANGEL!!! The bike lights aren't so you can see - it's so stupid car driver can SEE YOU.
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I have a secret for you. When I was fourteen I got run off the road. I was fine (of COURSE!!!:) but I decided then and there that I would forever ride as though I were invisible. I really do - I pretend that no one can see me at all. The only time I got freaked out was when I ended up out at sunset (not meaning to) during the blackout. EVERYBODY was invisible....and I'm really (in both cases) only talking about a block or two and I can prolly do it without ever passing a car. I might decide to take the road though cuz I"m on Queen Street. I"m telling you - it's day out there. There are drunken teenagers all over the road and halted cabs in between. What I really need to watch out for is a misthrown punch;p
IF I were to really ride somewhere - which unlikely - I would use a light. But even then I'd be kinda freaked out, actually - I just don't ride at night. I think what I'm talking about is just faster than walking. LOL. Can you tell I'm high? ;p
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 12:58am.
@TiTTaY: Correct me if I'm wrong, but yesterday you had the funnel web spider avie, and peeps were swooning in the aisles.
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You're not wrong. It was hilarious. Silly silly people, if they'd said nothing i would have taken it down. hah. i think this one is creepier. don't typically like moving icons, but it's subtle... right?
Were you one of the pissy pants?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
LCT - photoshop magic wand..
I select and cut until I have left only what I want, then control C and paste on top of the new image. The select a photoshop brush, set it to CLEAR and blend the edges. Practice.
Submitted by angel_i on October 5, 2008 - 12:28am.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 12:23am.
okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
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LOL! I think I purposely neglected to read that the first time. Too funny.
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Just saw this now. You know I read this site for months before I had the courage to post - you all seemed so witty an urbane. pfft. then I read drivel like in the quote. 'being cunt'. there's a good id name.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
I can't get this tune out of my head since sandbitch mentioned clover. You can all suffer along with me:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhonK8NMm8
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@TiTTaY: Correct me if I'm wrong, but yesterday you had the funnel web spider avie, and peeps were swooning in the aisles.
Hot damn! How are you guys doing these avies with the hair??
I'm actually saving Rojo for Halloween. But she's fun to pull out every now and then for a scare.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 5, 2008 - 12:51am.
Sandbitch, what the hell was that?
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That was a cut 'n' paste of angel's Lean Like a Chola link from youtube. She be a celelbritaay.
ANGEL!!! The bike lights aren't so you can see - it's so stupid car driver can SEE YOU.
Bad bike girl, BAD.
Do you want the last thing you hear to be 'honestly officer, I didn't see her'?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Am I scary???
MyTwoCents! Bring back the hair! It's SO funnay!
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Sandbitch, what the hell was that?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 5, 2008 - 12:40am.
Cheers! You know how some kids always get the mixing spoon to lick? I always get the bubble wrap when parcels arrive :)
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@Sandbitch:
I just saw! Thanks! My cheeky question has to do with the fact that it's been viewed more than 200 times since this afternoon. It's a party hit! Yay! ;p
@TITS:
Aw lights are for pussies! I actually don't use one cuz I'm too cool like that but, really - it's NEVER dark here. I think I will in a couple hours tho. I love doing things in the middle of the night:)
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Sandybitch - are you trying to tell me you're one of the scardey pissy pants that doesn't like my spidey?
it's the scariest icon i have. i thought we were being scary??
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Angel - on your bike lass! I'd go in a heartbeat. Don't forget your flashy flash bike lights.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
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Wow - did you watch it two hundred times?
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 5, 2008 - 12:31am.
angel_i, there is nothing better than bubble wrap!
Well, there's a few things, but it ranks right up there.
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True...since I know that I won't be doing those few things tonight - it's nice to know I had bubblewrap:)
PS@MYTWOCENTS: Parfait, m'amie!
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I need some Lean Like a Chola...
Fuck me with a sharpie - it's a NEW Lean Like a Chola
And that mousie! I wanted to see that! Apparently they knit the whole city or some shit! I could totally hop on my bike and check it out...
hmm...
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I loved the big eye on the side of the building. Kinda Big Brother-ish.
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Tits - seeing as how it's Spring and all...
I was in my garden yesterday doing some pruning of the SHRUBBERY. And something fell on my head and it had numerous legs. I shut my eyes and fought with it in self imposed blindness. And squealed.
Ya feel me?
Whenever I see that creepy fake-ass triangular smile, I want to plant a pair of galoshes in it.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 12:29am.
oooh bubble wrap hallway. brilliant.
i liked the white mouse in the link.
so were kids rolling down the sides of the hall popping?
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Jumping, running pinballing (i'd already accused them of acting like pinballs earlier today - which, of course, made them check that concept out for reals)....but we have a funny effect on people - there were one or two in there when we got there and some tentative onlookers from the doorways. I swear to you - we were in there for one second and suddenly the hallway was full of crazy bouncing people. So bizarre. But fun too:) That ALWAYS happens when I'm out with them. (by them I refer to my DD and her soul sista - my ex but still friend's daughter)
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angel_i, there is nothing better than bubble wrap!
Well, there's a few things, but it ranks right up there.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.