Happy Douchday To You...
Our favorite fairy princess AC Slater turned another year older and another year closer to the grave as he celebrated his BARFDAY at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night. What's the deal, he must have sold his soul to the devil to keep looking as succulent as he did back on SBTB. Either that or he spends countless hours obsessing in front of the mirror with his IGIA Clear zit zapper and black head sucker to perfect that overly baby oiled glow. I'll go with the latter.
Oh my douche! Don't tell me it that his dick bag face was jammed on top of his stylish mancake. I'm really surprised he didn't try to airbrush the likeness of his own abs on that delicious pastry.
Mario BLOWpez is absolutely douche-tacular. Notice the mystery slut grinding her vaginal secretions all over his obviously flaccid penis. A weak attempt of sexual arousal, poor dumb ho FAILS. I'm sure he had a whole slew of skanks that were crawling all over his meat in hopes to get a taste of his tenderloin. He'd rather toss salad full of Bacos than stuff his face in a meat pie.
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oooh bubble wrap hallway. brilliant.
i liked the white mouse in the link.
so were kids rolling down the sides of the hall popping?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Are we agreed that Zahara needs a little less forehead?
Someone shhhhh in the brangaloonie thread asked me if I was a 'stylist'...
And cunts reckon Christine The Hoff needs to look into getting a life...
As it turns out, I am a fucking hairdresser....ROFL....
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 12:23am.
okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
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LOL! I think I purposely neglected to read that the first time. Too funny.
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Happy Birthday, Amy
2cents - put zaharas hair on nicole!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 12:19am.
did you have fun? where did you go?
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We kept it simple. We just went around the corner (there is SOME joy in living downtown!) to 401 Richmond...I don't know if you know it - it's an artists building. There are installations everywhere but we thought that would be cool cuz it's all inside.
SUPERFUCKINGCOOL ART! That's all I can say, I guess. We did a still life (only one of the girls was put off by the nudity lol)...we saw this 3D laser shit that just blew my mind. It made me think: how can we believe anything we see. Seriously - shit was popping right off the "canvas" and moving. And they layed one hallway completely with bubblewrap. The kids were so funny...(my kid)...she goes: Listen. I hear drumming. O no! It's better than drumming - it's bubble wrap!!! LOL
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Happy Birthday, Amy
2cents - i'm waffling on the ears personally.
pshop rehab - when your friends STOP sending you pics, it's time to take a break.
I got a new computer and forgot to install it, filled up my hd with vids, then it became too much trouble to find it cd AND find the disc space. That helped for a while.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
If it looks like a clover it's over.
If it looks like a dahlia it's a failure..
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The inside secret to a successful hemorrhoidectomy. Ask any surgeon.
I miss the big city. :(
Closest thing we have here is when there are meteor showers. People go down to the sea wall in the dark stand around, smoke dope, occasionally remonstrate against people carrying flashlight 'hey - we need our night-vision please', then go home.
Now that tourist season is over, restaurants close around 9ish.
sigh.
did you have fun? where did you go?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
TITS I said yesterday but I don't know if you saw. LOVE the ears. Hahhahahaha. Do they have photoshop rehab? I'm officially addicted.
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What's a choc star... oh. OH!
dirty girl.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Hey beechez...while you guys are getting all dolled up I thought I'd slip into something more comfortable.
We went to Nuit Blanche! So fun! It's all night but I'm beat.
http://www.scotiabanknuitblanche.ca/home.shtml
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by Janet Buttimer on October 5, 2008 - 12:09am.
He loves chocolate starfish, I hear.
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We loves smashing pumpkins, I hear.
The killer in me is the killer in you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQtLoJlQD6E
Angel in da house!
He loves chocolate starfish, I hear.
Heya Angel_i !
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 5, 2008 - 12:04am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Oh my fucking GOD. It doesn't surprise me that there are freaks in the world, but it does always surprise me how they get other people to go along with their freaky shit!!!
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There.
Someone said this dude was gay...well, I'm pretty sure that's his boyfriend in thumb FIVE. Poor guy.
PS. You hos are looking divine this evening!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
LOVE IT....
Hiya TITS!
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Tittay! Queen of the Cardigan.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Oh my fucking GOD. It doesn't surprise me that there are freaks in the world, but it does always surprise me how they get other people to go along with their freaky shit!!!
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My Two Cents?!?! WTF did you do to the sacred Rojo Caliente? Certainly gives new meaning to the term "lesbian bed death".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Aha. Found you lot.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
@2C - I found a photo
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5985062,00.jpg
2C you sent me searching for links...
K dude, I got the name wrong - it's Tracey WIGGINGTON...ya feel me??
Here's a link to her latest appeal/denial. Dirrrrty lebso cunt psycho murdering bitch!
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/lesbian-vampire-killer-seeks-jail...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 11:45pm.
@2C
ooooooooooohaaaha - IT'S TRACEY WORTHINGTON - THE VAMPIRE KILLER OF BRISBANE
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Who? I need links!!
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@Sandbitch.
Do you take requests?
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@2C
ooooooooooohaaaha - IT'S TRACEY WORTHINGTON - THE VAMPIRE KILLER OF BRISBANE
He's damn good looking.
He looks so bored. I bet Bellagio paid him to have this party, and he doesnt know any of those people. ________________________________________________
When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Its Rojo Calivampire!
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fUCK mE jESUS, aLL oVER aGAIN
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 11:37pm.
You want spooky? Wait for it.
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I SELL PURRRFUME
2C LOL
SNAP
My 2c that's spoooooky
Are you ME?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 11:36pm.
At the same time!!!
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Fuck me Jesus is that Shauna? If it isn't Shauna, it grew from her DNA somewhere, prolly a lipo bucket.
Pic #2 looks like Shauna Sands sans lucite heels and plastics face injections.
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I SELL PURRRFUME
In the 3rd pic the two girls on the right could give two shits about this asshats birthday. They just care about whose tits are bigger.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 4, 2008 - 10:54pm.
I thinks the chicks are just embarassed they all wore the same tits.
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I SELL PURRRFUME
I think Pheobe Price has met her soul mate.
Is it me or do the skanks in the pics with this assclown look rode hard and put away sopping? Uh.....does he think that unlit stogie makes him look more like a man?
Thoughts, people??????? Cuz I got a real problem with a guy whose watch is clearly bigger than his peanut.
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
What a fucktard.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
No offense to MK but AC Slater is gay. He is so not even trying to cover it up!
He can be fake and what ever you want to throw his way, but he looks normal for Hollywood. I mean his face isn't all stretched in a creepy way his lips look normal, to me he looks like a regular guy, too bad he doesn't have a regular guy attitude...then again he is only 34
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speakit, you took the words right out of my mouth. What a tool.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Why in the hell does anyone want a pic of themselves on a cake?
I could see if it was like your 90th and someone put your baby pic on it or something, but wtf? He saw that shit when he shaved that morning.
Is that cake designed with the Coach design/logo?
No offense but I am tired of seeing this guy. He has nine lives like a cat.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
He may be douchie but I wish I was giving those abs a lap dance. A C Stlater is always one of my "whacking it the oldies" favorites!