Happy Douchday To You...

Our favorite fairy princess AC Slater turned another year older and another year closer to the grave as he celebrated his BARFDAY at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night. What's the deal, he must have sold his soul to the devil to keep looking as succulent as he did back on SBTB. Either that or he spends countless hours obsessing in front of the mirror with his IGIA Clear zit zapper and black head sucker to perfect that overly baby oiled glow. I'll go with the latter.

Oh my douche! Don't tell me it that his dick bag face was jammed on top of his stylish mancake. I'm really surprised he didn't try to airbrush the likeness of his own abs on that delicious pastry.

Mario BLOWpez is absolutely douche-tacular. Notice the mystery slut grinding her vaginal secretions all over his obviously flaccid penis. A weak attempt of sexual arousal, poor dumb ho FAILS. I'm sure he had a whole slew of skanks that were crawling all over his meat in hopes to get a taste of his tenderloin. He'd rather toss salad full of Bacos than stuff his face in a meat pie.

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Submitted by Granny Frump on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 7:35pm.

This douche has beautiful coloring. I also like the way that he, with no clearly discernable talent, is still in the public eye. Ziggy Stardust, I think you might be on to something. This boy is probably in love with his own right hand.

Submitted by Mr. President on October 4, 2008 - 7:26pm.
"In the second thumbnail he looks like he has a piece of dick cheese stuck in his teeth."

To be fair who HASN'T had dick cheese stuck in their teeth at one time or another?

Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 7:21pm.

I have no attraction to this guy. He looks like he could be a cartoon hamster named Pepe.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 7:17pm.

I truly believe this guy ejaculates in front of the mirror morning, noon, and night. He's a self-osexual.

Submitted by Leona on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 7:16pm.

Stretch Armstong, yo.

Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 7:05pm.

ghey.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 6:56pm.

In the second thumbnail he looks like he has a piece of dick cheese stuck in his teeth.

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Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 6:56pm.

He and Jennifer Aniston would make a good couple; they have the same chin.

Submitted by estremecido on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 6:31pm.

Wow--all this ado over someone whose only claim to fame is being pretty. With these kind of priorities it's no wonder our country is going down the toilet.

Submitted by Justina on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:59pm.

Look at him expertly suck on that phallic cigar.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:56pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 4, 2008 - 6:22pm.

Yes angel_i - that was rather lengthy!

Although, I always feel that journeys are always infinitely more exciting than destinations. Don't you agree?
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Funny you should say that. It's practically my motto.
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And no, I have never read Terry P. I've heard a lot about him though, although his readership seems quite strange.

I don't know if I could understand his work. Bit too out there.
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LOL! I don't think you'd have a problem. I've just finally picked up "Good Omen" written with Neil Gaiman. And I mentioned it because reading that post just now reminded me that I wanted to get back to it. Similar styles you have...

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:52pm.

Yes angel_i - that was rather lengthy!

Although, I always feel that journeys are always infinitely more exciting than destinations. Don't you agree?

And no, I have never read Terry P. I've heard a lot about him though, although his readership seems quite strange.

I don't know if I could understand his work. Bit too out there.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:51pm.

That picture on top of the cake makes it look like its for a funeral.

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:46pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 4, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Can we therefore regard this as an act of masturbation?
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Lotsa words for that. But yes, we sure can!

Do you ever read Terry Pratchett?

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:40pm.

Of course, it could just be that the photo is on the cake for the benefit of the baker.

It's nice to know who you are baking for. :)

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by MISS BARBARA NOVAK on October 4, 2008 - 6:05pm.

he has a tiny peen dont ya love it when a guy is hot but he has a small one!!!

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Y'know - you could really be on to something there.

"The hotter the guy, the smaller the peen'.

Yep.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:39pm.

I just don't get having the pcture of the person on the birthday cake. Do the partygoers forget who twatface is?

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:38pm.

Hmm.

The links between the acts of eating and sex should be obvious, at least on the level of subjective experience, although let's explore the two for a moment.

Obviously, both are acts of sustenance. Eating ensures of the survival of the individual and therefore manifests itself on a micro-scale, whilst sex ensures the survival of the species - the macro-scale.

We are simplifying matters here, but it's somewhat necessary. Eating is an act of intrapersonal fulfillment - that is to say, that the want rises from within the individual, and is satisfied by the individual's will. Sex is an interpersonal act.

Let's now introduce the concept of harnessing these biological drives for simple pleasure. Masturbatory acts are so fascinating as they mark the shift of scale - from the macro to the micro.

Whilst there is some evidence to suggest that other organisms besides humans engage in self-focused sexual acts, I believe that our higher level consciousness makes our behaviour that more distinct. With a certain degree of separation between the organism and the environment, we have a burden of choice, and a wider range of mechanisms through which to satisfy the self.

All that needs to be said with this respect is that both drives can be called upon to comfort individuals in the absence of their physically-congruent call.

Note the persistent comparison between chocolate and sex in modern culture. The banality of the pairing of chocolate and sex speaks of its generality.

Eating a picture of oneself seems overtly sexual to me. In sex, we spend most of our time literally filling other people with our selves, or having ourselves filled. Interestingly, many people choose to do both of these things orally, but if we don't whittle this down soon, I fear that we never will.

We press on therefore, to the image of A.C. Slater eating himself. He is, for all intents and purposes, filling himself with himself.

Can we therefore regard this as an act of masturbation?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by MISS BARBARA NOVAK on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:35pm.

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he has a tiny peen dont ya love it when a guy is hot but he has a small one!!!

Submitted by Chicaloca on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:33pm.

I use to love him.

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Submitted by Neurotica on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:30pm.

Not nearly as good looking as my new gay boyfriend, who I found here:

www.faghagsrushome.com

Submitted by radio siren on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:28pm.

That's a whole lotta trannies in gold in the third thumbnail.

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Submitted by Novaya Havoc on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:24pm.

Is homegirl holding her cellphone inside of her top the second photo? LOL!

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:11pm.

Oik! that cake looks like a big tarantula! not good!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 5:07pm.

I wanna be attracted to AC Slater..I really do..but his vagina just gets in the way.

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