Saturday, October 4th 2008

Don't Mess With Zahara

Saint Angie Jo doesn't really need any bodyguards or anything, because she has Zahara. That girl will not let anybody mess with her or she'll cut you with a hot razor and give you a concrete smile. Every time I see pictures of her she looks like she's going to take me down. Homegirl doesn't play. Maddox is even saying to himself, "Girlfriend, you sooo dramatic!"

Half of the holy family visited Lee's art store in Manhattan today to buy more supplies to do their hair with. Seriously. This is a hair emergency right here. Saint Angie should drop them off at Suri Cruise's house so that she can take them to her private salon. On second thought, that's probably not a good idea. Those three kids don't need to develop an unhealthy barley water addiction.

Posted by: Michael K


Mahla81's picture

i think she chooses to always carry her kids so she looks like shes doing such hard work. get a fucking stroller.

Mahla81's picture

i love how this bitch dresses her little punks in all black and dyes their hair. she is such a tortured soul....so fucking on the edge!!
yeah , we get it Angie, your fucking goth and edgy and your kids are too. we get it. I think its time for Maddox to get a real tattoo, hes like what, 6 now? yep , its time.

Bda's picture

Maddox is holding his hands like that because he must of just gotten his nails done. Look at his nails! Nail polish? OK. She definitely does let them be creative and do whatever.

Bda's picture

I like that she lets her children do whatever and be creative. Her kids will turn out a hell of a lot better than Tom Cruises kids and that's a fact! They must have a lot of fun.

Alexa's picture

OhAhh - I've always loved that Zahara and find her to be so beautiful!! She seems to have a lot of personality. And Pax is so frickin' cute too. He still has a bit of a baby-ish quality left to him that makes me just want to scoop him up and snuggle him. Can't wait to see the other three. I just love them all and want to hang out with 'em.

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James Haven loves it when these two are out for the day! Between the two of them, James Haven has to watch his back! Just don't trust them. They are always up to no good!

James Haven and the new kid run for our lives when these two are together for more then five minutes!

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Submitted by paris herpes on October 5, 2008 - 1:41pm.

Pax and Maddox really look alike sometimes, is that Pax or Maddox? What the hell is with those stupid names anyway?

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If only I could use their names in Scrabble...
triple letter score+triple word score, I WIN!

rook's picture

who's the extra asian kid? looks like kids just run up to her and join the family.

paris herpes's picture

Pax and Maddox really look alike sometimes, is that Pax or Maddox? What the hell is with those stupid names anyway? Makes them sound so pseudo-punk. When these kids grow up it's gonna be so messed up!

Your face!

Zahara is the spitting image of Webster. If you find that gorgeous, then yeah, she is. LOL

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I don't think I've EVER even seen Zahara walk. She's always being carried...poor thing is probably really dramatic because everyone is always hovering around them like animals in a fucking zoo! Pax looks so OVER it! Saint Angie probably weighs less then these two put together!

Your face!

Capitanne's picture

I've always thought Zahara was gorgeous and unlike adorable Shiloh you can see what she will look like as an adult. Hate that those cute kids are going to be ruined by their cracked out mother and p-whipped stoner dad.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:44am.

Am I the only one who thinks Z is already gorgeous??

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Zahara is gonna be a little heartbreaker/homewrecker too!

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 5, 2008 - 9:56am.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...
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LOL! For reals.

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Submitted by boomsy on October 4, 2008 - 10:11pm.

Where's sandbitch? I need someone to commiserate with about the doggy bathing..

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My dawgie smells sweet! And yours?

SkyBitch's picture

CTH, YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!

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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.

All of you Z haters should be ashamed of themselves. Some of you are just mad the her and papa pitt have a bond and they want brad to spend time with his "real" kids as they call them Zahara is beautiful and look way better than golden baby shiloh. There I said it!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, I think she's very beautiful too.
PLEASE DON'T POOP ON MY CLEAN LAUNDRY.
SKYBITCH, YOU SLUTE!

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Am I the only one who thinks Z is already gorgeous??

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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ON LAUNDRY OK WOW

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***Submitted by Melody1980 on October 4, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Zahara is going to be gorgeous, y'all just watch.
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Of course she will. Angie will hire the best plastic surgeon on the planet for her.

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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.

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OKAY WOW, YA'LL STILL IN THESE LOWER CHATS AND I'M STILL DOING FUCKING LAUNDRY.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:17am.

If Gigi comes back, let's punt it over to CNN where its political debates belong.

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If Gigi comes back, let's punt it over to CNN where its political debates belong.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 5, 2008 - 9:56am.

LOL - I say we start forwarding farts...

Part of me wants to scroll back n read more - nooooo.

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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 4, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 4, 2008 - 8:32pm.

As usual you excel at putting people in a box; you implied with your comment that all republicans must like the fox news, or reilly, and hasslebeck.

I never named republicans by name; only crappy debaters
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Thanks for proving that you are delusional. In the same post you "name republicans" you say you never "named republicans by name". Exactly how else would you name someone if not by name? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...

Fronika's picture

Did she go out of her way to adopt the ugliest children she could find?

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Suki's picture

Z is an unattractive child

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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 5, 2008 - 2:40am.

It's called sarcasm dumb bitch. Don't try to turn it around you are the one that started with people. So shut the fuck up and deal with it. If you hadn't said anything to anyone, no one would have said a thing to you.

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If your parents are BRAD and ANGELINA you think they won't grow up to be fucking brats?

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Every time I see pics of Maddox and Zahara, I think they look like two spoiled Brats!

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Tired of them,yawn.....

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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LOL! Klassic.

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Submitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 9:27pm.

I'm flattered that I'm in your signature now. Carry on!

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Submitted by BellaDiva on October 4, 2008 - 8:17pm.

It' a blog right? Don't get so wound up! I think MK i really funny, so I'll love the site.

Predictably, in a manner consistent to the idiocy of your arguments, you call me a smart bitch and a dumbass at the same time! Hilarious! So sad. You can't even keep it straight.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 4, 2008 - 8:43pm.

Yeah, this is going to be fun. I NEVER said, or "implied" that" all republicans must like the fox news, or reilly, and hasslebeck". You have me confused with someone else, which is the problem with you obsessive types. Quote me where I said that, PLEASE. Or just go to bed, okay?? You obviously need some sleep.

That is what I said....

Where did you learn your style of debate? Fox News? Bill O reilly? Elizabeth Hassle-what ever her last name is?
This what u said....

Are you serious? I am a die-hard "Independent", and if I can speak for them, Stoney and kaiserin are die-hard repubs. You think insulting conservatives is your ticket to peace?? Try making sense. That's what we crave.

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Notice, how I never mentioned the word "Republican". Furthermore, O'reilly is not supported by all republicans. Your comment implies that all conservative support O reilly and hasslebeck. Wrong!! I imagine that there are rupub that don't give too hoots about them. Why i talking about those two necessarily insulting to repubs? Unles all repubs like them??

logic people!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 11:30pm.

It's Spring here. Australia misses Autumn completely WTF - one day you're in ugg boots, next day you're sweating like the proverbial pig.
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When do the fires start?

Thought about going there, but don't think I could handle your summer or spring! Your winters are like our summers here on the coast.

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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.

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Sugar Pie:

NGREDIENTS (Nutrition)

* 2 eggs
* 1 egg yolk
* 1 cup milk
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 tablespoons flour
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 2 cups packed brown sugar
* 1 unbaked 9-inch pie crust
* 1 cup light whipping cream
* 2 cups heavy cream

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
2. Whisk the eggs and the egg yolk in a bowl until frothy. Add the milk and vanilla; beat well. Slowly stir in the flour, salt, and brown sugar. Pour the mixture into the pie crust.
3. Whisk together the light whipping cream and the heavy cream in a separate bowl; chill in refrigerator.
4. Bake the pie in the preheated oven for 10 minutes. Lower the temperature setting to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Bake until the center is set, another 35 to 45 minutes. Allow to cool on a rack. Serve at room temperature on a plate in a pool of the chilled cream mixture.

Must go brush my teeth now.

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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.

Zahara is going to be gorgeous, y'all just watch.

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It's Spring here. Australia misses Autumn completely WTF - one day you're in ugg boots, next day you're sweating like the proverbial pig.

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Submitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Wind today was so strong it was blowing the leaves sideways across my window. Rain pelting on the windows. Washed my flannel jammies and put the comforter on the bed.

Squirrels are getting fluffy, and the cat wants in more than he wants out.

Ah Autumn. The smell of wet trees and apples.

LCT it's very different in coastal BC - milder and wet. Never get colds like I did in Ontario I think because of the higher humidity. Try the full warm bathtub thing - it helps! (unless you have a cat that drinks from the tap then it could be in for a rude surprise) Better than a humidifier, always worried about germs and molds in those things.

mmmm sugar donuts. are they as good as sugar pie?
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Oh trust, I know, I lived in Victoria. Going from that to a Prairie winter is like going from using tampons to pinecones. And I did have a cat... who'd eat bubble bath bubbles. She was an odd sort.

What's sugar pie?

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Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 10:37pm.

I'm in shorts with the screen door open and you bitches are talking about hot cocoa?!
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Wind today was so strong it was blowing the leaves sideways across my window. Rain pelting on the windows. Washed my flannel jammies and put the comforter on the bed.

Squirrels are getting fluffy, and the cat wants in more than he wants out.

Ah Autumn. The smell of wet trees and apples.

LCT it's very different in coastal BC - milder and wet. Never get colds like I did in Ontario I think because of the higher humidity. Try the full warm bathtub thing - it helps! (unless you have a cat that drinks from the tap then it could be in for a rude surprise) Better than a humidifier, always worried about germs and molds in those things.

mmmm sugar donuts. are they as good as sugar pie?

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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.

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No.

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Am I first? :0)

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Submitted by jenni on October 4, 2008 - 10:56pm.

OMG She's in kneepads magazine saying they ONLY have help two nights a week.

Bullshit.

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LOL! Cuz we can ALL of us pull off looking like that with no sleep. Speaking of which - I would love her more if she was just a teensy bit haggard looking. Bitch doesn't look like she's been doing a damn thing.

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OMG She's in kneepads magazine saying they ONLY have help two nights a week.

Bullshit.

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Submitted by Noelegy on October 4, 2008 - 9:12pm.

(I think) angel_i said, "She needs to be seen with the faux-children"

What's "faux" about them? Because they're adopted?
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I liked Sandbitch's answer but yes....I, actually, realized while I was out just now that it doesn't really make sense...but you get the idea...

PS. Yay! It's gone! Of THAT one, I do NOT approve. That is all.

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mother = Angie princess z she is so funny typically African people oh they are funny.angie look beautiful like always i luv her style. she always look so well put togother.

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Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 10:37pm.

I'm in shorts with the screen door open and you bitches are talking about hot cocoa?!
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Close the door! You're letting the snow in!
And put on your clothes. You'll catch your death.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 4, 2008 - 10:46pm.

You know what's more comfortable?? Talking about politics....see earlier retarded comments...
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What about politics AND religion? You know, I bet there's a reason why Jehovah Witnesses aren't allowed to be in Politics. Could you imagine? They'd run you over with a tank if you disagreed with them.