Saturday, October 4th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Nicole Kidman In Elle Magazine
This award goes to the Photoshop artiste who worked on this cover and Nicole Kidman's in-house team of Botox engineers who work night and day to keep her forehead looking like it's made out of fucking polished marble. You could roll out a kick ass pie crust on her forehead.
Sunday Rose probably has more wrinkles on her face than Nicole does. Elle should have just shot a vial of Botox in a green dress. It would've looked like the same shit. I mean, I've seen mannequins who look more life-like.
Here's more of the Botox queen and her frozen face in Elle. Nicole actually deserves a little credit for holding up her face on the cover. If she let go, her whole mug would just fall to the floor.
Source: kroqjock@fashionspot
She looks almost human
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I guess bc of the hair, she looks (to me) more like she did in Days of Thunder. But she's also so thin and something reminds me of Kelly Preston.
But she looks nothing like she did in that movie... Dead Calm?
not so fast.... you can dye down there too...its hollywood folks
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Oh god, i dint even see this. Nicole is really lovin her new boobs.
Well, Chubby Wubby, I guess that confirms it !
Someone else said she's not a natural redhead, so I guess they need to check all the..um..sources.
Katie Holmes:
this is NOT your life.
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I wish she'd go back to red hair. She was drop-dead gorgeous in "Moulin Rouge."
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LOVE the movie "To Die For"
it is a guilty pleasure,I will watch it EVERYTIME it is on.
She does look great on that cover.And I don't usually like pale skinndedd folks(I mean REALLLLY pale).My type of chick (if I were to have one)would be Salma H.*I like men,though*
Submitted by Phoebe on October 5, 2008 - 7:56am.
I think she's stunning, even with the work she's had.
There are pictures of her as a child with red hair so unless her parents would have colored it, she's a natural redhead.
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Nicole is just another sad example of women trying to turn back the clock and it's just so sad cos she is a beautiful woman but she just looks so FAKE,
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I think she's stunning, even with the work she's had.
There are pictures of her as a child with red hair so unless her parents would have colored it, she's a natural redhead.
I think she is a beautiful woman, as far as botox goes, I wish I could afford to get it..I think that probably is her waistline, shes very thin..I think she loves Keith, and hes probably a much better husband than Tom.
All these magazine covers and spreads are getting ridiculous with the amount of photoshopping and touch-ups they are doing to these celebrities.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Australia looks good.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
islandgirl
yeah she was really sorta sad..wanting a relationship and baby...so she got it...I just hope Keith can handle it... being newly sober, and a new dad...NK didnt pick very well in my opinion... addict/alcoholic is no picnic even sober for a while. If he can make it to 5 yrs there may be hope.. . At least she has her daughter now and I know that is what she wanted really badly. I never sensed that she was mean or bitchy. She has "people" for that.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She actually does have a fantastic bone structure,she is quite beautiful.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Um...The Golden Compass...?
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Why is she still famous? When was the last good movie she did starred in? Plus she is not that hot.
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studies have shown that Botox may move into the brain
I'm sorry but Tom Cruise just LOOKS like the Devil in action. He just does.
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It's Nicky Kidman in Days of Thunder revisited, minus her BFF(BonaFide Fairygodmother, etc.....): http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/spicypants/CSmack/kidmancruise3....
Is he on FIRE in that pic or what? MMMMMM slick and juicy. And to think I fell for him circa Cocktail!
Ahhh, memories; I was young then too. Will someone put this woman on Intervention! I read she eats two hard boiled eggs a day, nothing else. Maybe I read it here....hmmm? Anyhoo, that's gotta be a weave cuz she is a gray haired, malnutritioned little old lady underneath all that faux glam.
patty cake.... I have to admit, you've altered my opinion of her. Especially when you said you thought she was lonely. Sadness.
But she has big feet, right? :0)
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I had botox from famed Dr Brandt and my lids looked the same as NK;s its a side effect when you shoot enough to get rid of forehead and crowsfeet
xoxox
The war isn't working.
It's awful you know. You even hear it here - how high people's standards are. They're impossible. And I'm not necessarily talking about today but with the age thing!?!? Yeesh. We have NO sense of what you're supposed to look like at any given age. It's not our fault...it's all of this.
It just means that a lot of people are walking around feeling like they look like shit when they really are quite fine looking. Or the other way - where people do ridiculous things to themselves and think they look good.
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Damn! I knew there were egg farts but not until today did I know there were garlic farts!
islandgirl
she is nice enough...a freak of nature for sure body wise...works out hard with a trainer..is athletic, eats nothing tiny meals.and.super healthy, botox for sure, hair.. wigs extensions, big feet. Very focused on her work...works hard, shows up on time and prepared. Has a devoted crew that she has worked with for years. I liked her. She really wanted a baby and now she has one so thats good. Spent time with her other kids...they came to set a lot. Never talked about Tom but was obviously lonely..this was before Keith. She is very disciplined. She always showed up for all her engagements even when it meant working 14 or 15 hours a day.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
vote OBAMA...period...end of political discussion
xoxox
The war isn't working.
patty cake, you sound like you got the scoop. SPILL!!
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
It's driving me crazy, actually:
Look. I'm losing my hair.
You know what I think? I think photographers, stylists, makeup artists, and ALL magazine staff are constantly fucking with their clients at whim. And I think it's funny.
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Her lids are starting to droop from too much botox
I worked with her...she is not a natural red head and that is not all her hair. Her hair is thinning and not cascading by any means...she is graying bad
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She is truly the hottest woman that no man has ever had a fantasy about.
That isn't Nicole's waist either.
Anyfucker, Beverly Hills Cop is on the TV. See y'all later!
Nicole looks so different from what she was 5 yrs ago. She is photoshopped but her eyes, facial shape, and lips are just such a give away. She looks like a typical HOllywood
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Submitted by roxie on October 5, 2008 - 12:58am.
she has less fine lines than someone half her age thanks to Botox and photoshopping
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Not unlike myself. :-)
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she has less fine lines than someone half her age thanks to Botox and photoshopping
Here is a great side-by-side comparison of Nicole,
1983 vs now, from CelebEdge. Whoa, what a difference!!!! Plastic surgery much?
http://tinyurl.com/3ojvcw
I really don't see what the prob is with Botox. If I needed it, I would use it. Why not? I hear it helps to decrease the onset of deep wrinkles.
And there were pictures of her while pregnant and she wasn't using botox, and she looked very pretty.
JMO...But the photo of her in the red dress would of been a better magazine cover. But really I guess it does not matter.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Meh, she looks Botoxed and photoshopped within an inch of her life but what celebrity doesn't nowadays?
I always kinda liked NK. At least she seems happy now and told Tommy Girl to take his cult and shove it.
Did they use the Photoshop breast enhancement tool for this shoot, they look much bigger.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 4, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 4, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Riddle me this: Is it a great idea to draw attention to your receding hairline on a cover shoot? I just didn't know that...
She should just write the word attention on her fivehead.
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LOL!
It just occurred to me, tho, that she might be showing off the fact that she's got LIFE in her eyes as opposed to a certain someone...
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Submitted by niki on October 4, 2008 - 11:19pm.
On that note, why do white girls kiss each other when they get drunk but would run screaming from a chocha when they are sober?
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Ha! Not the white girls I know;)
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Island Girl!
You're a fukin nutter!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
ubmitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 11:38pm.
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HAHAHA!!! That reminds me... I'm pished.
Edited to add... nice to see David Duchovny with his pants on.
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You might get what you're after.
Her bald spots are showing big time on the cover picture.I guess the airbrusher ran out of time.It must have taken months to air brush and photo shop all those pictures. Can you imagine what she must look like in the morning with out the wigs and the airbrushing. I bet she scares the shit out of that poor kid if she ever bothers to go near her.
Those SNL Jeopardy skits were hilarious!
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 4, 2008 - 11:06pm.
In order to give closet therapy, must one be a closet therapist?
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Hah. That reminds me of the jeopardy spoof on snl with sean connery 'i'll take the rapist for $400 alex'.
hah found it: http://www.jibjab.com/view/65063
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.