Saturday, October 4th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Nicole Kidman In Elle Magazine
This award goes to the Photoshop artiste who worked on this cover and Nicole Kidman's in-house team of Botox engineers who work night and day to keep her forehead looking like it's made out of fucking polished marble. You could roll out a kick ass pie crust on her forehead.
Sunday Rose probably has more wrinkles on her face than Nicole does. Elle should have just shot a vial of Botox in a green dress. It would've looked like the same shit. I mean, I've seen mannequins who look more life-like.
Here's more of the Botox queen and her frozen face in Elle. Nicole actually deserves a little credit for holding up her face on the cover. If she let go, her whole mug would just fall to the floor.
Source: kroqjock@fashionspot
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Just say to yourself that his white half said it and that should make it better. I'm sure that white people say stuff about each other all the time....just like Blacks calling each other the N word, women calling each other bitches, and gay people calling each other gay.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
Don't know what to tell you niki, but I feel ya.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Wow niki; accurate but wow.
Boomsy I'm not trying to start shit truly. I just know that most Dlisters could give fuck all about political correctness. Most on this blog love everybody and hate everybody equally and understand when to shut your mouth and when to open it. I don't think Obama was out of line when he said what he said. My black grandmother still thinks white folks are shady as hell and don't even get me started on how she thinks "the gays just like to fight all the time". We say things to each other, but when it's said out loud to the world then people's panties get twisted. Let's just be honest with each other. On that note, why do white girls kiss each other when they get drunk but would run screaming from a chocha when they are sober? Ha. Any white woman who answers is answering for every white person in the world by the way.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 4, 2008 - 11:10pm.
EEWWWW. Lols.
*takes a step away*
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Closet Therapy:
I know exactly what to toss in the closet, I've been tossing it for a long time now.
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Wow niki; accurate but wow.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
In order to give closet therapy, must one be a closet therapist?
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by angel_i on October 4, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Riddle me this: Is it a great idea to draw attention to your receding hairline on a cover shoot? I just didn't know that...
She should just write the word attention on her fivehead.
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I just went cross-eyed.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
I can't believe I'm posting political mess on Dlisted but here goes:
Can you imagine if Hillary Clinton said someone was a "typical black person?"
KF and others I'm about to piss some folks off but this is Dlisted after all and well thems the breaks right? Okay here goes:
I can imagine if HC had said that comment. She would have been crucified. She is white (just in case you didn't know, LOL) . White people don't get to say those things about blacks. No it's not fair but you know what when has anything in this country truly been fair? There is so much racism to go around it's not funny. Not funny at all. If a Jewish person makes a comment about fellow Jews it's fine, but don't let my black ass say anything that could be anti-Semitic. If you're a woman and you cry then you're playing the gender card. If you're a man who cries then you're a homo. I'm sorry but everyone really needs to understand that sometimes minorities and women are going to catch a bigger break. Political correctness is a bitch when you're on the other side of it. Take the white guy who can't say to his fellow black employee "what's up" without coming across as a racist dickhead. If a black male politician had made a criticism against women, he would have been massacred. Not just because he's a man, but because let's be honest white women are and probably will be for the foreseeable future set on a pedestal and for a black man even in 2008 to criticize a white woman would have been a detriment to Obama's campaign. If a white person uses the N word they are maligned even if every person they know is black and uses it all the time. It may be unfair but again it's the way this country was founded that caused this "unfairness". After so many years of not having equality women and minorities are finally in the position of Massa where logic and reason can fly out the window and there are very few out there to question what, how, or why.
Riddle me this: Is it a great idea to draw attention to your receding hairline on a cover shoot? I just didn't know that...
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The hell with this mannequin. I want to know how I can control my closet!
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
I don't know what the bitch learned from Tom, but she sure taught Keith Urban how to become party to her professional lying.
MK, I must be able to see how many new comments there are! Change it back!
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Karen, calm down. I think he was just being honest about his perception of race. That's pretty brave, and not what typical politicians are trained to say to please everyone. God knows Obama more than anyone has had to think long and deep about race from two different perspectives, being both white and black. I respect him for that.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
"... .. The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person who, uh, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know there's a reaction that's been been bred into our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way and that's just the nature of race in our society. We have to break through it..." - Senator Barack Obama
Can you imagine if Hillary Clinton said someone was a "typical black person?"
Sorry, I had to. Take what you will, but as a multi-racial woman, I take serious offense to his chutzpah
stoney, that is too funny that we got back at the same time, and said almost the same thing.....lol
*plays eerie music*
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Ok, I'm back. Had to start some spaghetti sauce and unload the dishwasher so it looks like I did something tonight besides delisted and Marie Antoinette.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@boomsy:in nicole's case, i believe there were mirrors and wires involved to help create this cleavage illusion...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
ok, I was gone for awhile, but Stoney, The Other Queen is very good so far.
alice, do you find it to be a bit confusing? I haven;t been focusing to well the past few days, so that could be it, but I have had to go back and re read some pages a few times....
Nicole already lost her adopted kids, God knows what the Scientologists would do to her if she talked.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
LOL@Karen
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by letinstar on October 4, 2008 - 10:21pm
There's a makeup artist named something Pearl that can give you cleavage with just powder; it's incredible the stuff she does.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by boomsy on October 4, 2008 - 10:08pm.
I kinda like the no time zone thing; it used to get kinda confusing when it would say someone replied to your comment 7 minutes before you posted it...
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You know what I hated boomsy? Being drunk in CA and then sober in NY. That sucked.
how much photoshopping did it take to make nicole have some boobage in that last thumbnail?
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I kinda like the no time zone thing; it used to get kinda confusing when it would say someone replied to your comment 7 minutes before you posted it...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by boomsy on October 4, 2008 - 10:03pm.
The thing that MK changed that I don't like is that you can no longer see how many new comments are on a thread...
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There's another one! It was there this morning.
No new message count;
no time zone option;
and something else.
damn my short term memory.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
The thing that MK changed that I don't like is that you can no longer see how many new comments are on a thread...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I'm high on white sugar, the smell of leafs and life.
Dead A - I read where she crowed about having an easy labour. How rotten is that?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 9:49pm.
three bourbon and cokes in. Actually, I can handle much more.
*looks around*
What?
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A-right, girlfriend. I'm about six beers in, we're okay.
three bourbon and cokes in. Actually, I can handle much more.
*looks around*
What?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Dammit, alice, I'm so sick and tired of your constant rudeness and lack of online etiquette. Seriously, did you grow up in a barn like I did? Because you certainly can't tell you ass from a hole in the wall!
KEEDING!
Yes, I'm drunk.
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How drunk?
Submitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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If she supposedly went into labor *cough**fake baby bump**cough* I doubt her facial expressions & frozen lips matched her screaming in agony.
Photoshop also gave her some nice chi-chis. Oh, the wonders of modern life.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Submitted by roxie on October 4, 2008 - 8:52pm.
That ad for Botox...snip
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There are BOTOX ADS???? Like TV ads? Shit.
sounds like the old geritol commericals. My wife, I think I'll keep her.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Dammit, alice, I'm so sick and tired of your constant rudeness and lack of online etiquette. Seriously, did you grow up in a barn like I did? Because you certainly can't tell you ass from a hole in the wall!
KEEDING!
Yes, I'm drunk.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by dead-actress on October 4, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Bitch couldn't pull a facial expression to save her life. She's a walking freeze frame.
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Did you see her in the body snatcher remake with james bond?
Everyone else in the movie was supposed to have been consumed by aliens and she was the only human. I couldn't stop snickering in the movie as she had NO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS and was the least human of them all!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
I believe we are free to bash Nicole Kidman as much as we like, thankyouverymuch. If I want to bash Kim Kardashian *coughwhorecough* I'll go to another thread, right?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Whoops sorry I meant to direct the phillipa gregory comment to PSL and Stoney, dont know why I put island girl -I think maybe there was someone on here with an avie and that name and I just glanced and thought thats who it was. My apologies for the blunder, stoney!
Submitted by mccullen on October 4, 2008 - 8:37pm.
when did all this "Posted by: Michael K" stuff start appearing? have i just been oblivious to this tag or is it new? anybody?
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I think it's new seeing as how three of us have seen it now. Does this mean he's going to get guest writers in? hmmm.
He also yanked the time zone option. that bitch.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Swear to ME!
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I've seen her in person.....she looks that good.
Jealous much you are...............
If you want to rip someone's looks because you don't believe then pick on someone who deserves it...
there is a surplus of them out there. Start with the reality 'stars' (of what I don't know) and the so called socialites who don't carry one brain cell between them all.
Nicole is a female jack frost. So cold.
PSL and Island girl-I also love Phillipa Gregory-I happened to luck out and get "The Other Queen" at the library just as they were getting it in! I was stoked, to say the least.
She wears clothing well, but is a shit actress.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
You know what Nicole learned from Tom? Keep her mouth shut, or wind up having a fatal accident involving a running car with a rubber hose attached to the exhaust that "accidentally" ended up in her bedroom window.
Bitch couldn't pull a facial expression to save her life. She's a walking freeze frame.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on October 4, 2008 - 9:11pm
LOL, succubus; that was one of my favorite South Park episodes...now I want to watch it. Loved when they had to sing her song backwards.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 9:11pm.
I'm not a conservative. And I'm now voting for Obama.
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Stoney, nooooooooooooooo!! Vote Green Party!! Okay, I'm sorry. I cannot tell you how to vote. But try not to be disconcerted. Vote your conscience girl.
How the hell she ever become a popular actress is beyond me. She CANNOT act. She is awful, awful, awful. And she is such a ditz in interviews. All she does is giggle and flirt with the male hosts (Letterman, etc).
And when she claims she is all natural. OMG, I nearly piss my panties. Her face is frozen from botox. Her lips - which used to be EXTREMELY thin - have been pumped up with collagen, etc. She has had smallish breast implants - she use to be flat as an ironing board.
FFS...why don't they just admit to the surgery. Just once it would nice for a celeb to say YES I have had work done.
Was flicking through tv last week and Practical Magic was on. It was amazing to compare her now to what she look liked then. What the fuck happened to her? I think TC is a male succubus. He did the same thing to Katie.
I'm not a conservative. And I'm now voting for Obama.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 9:03pm.
dammit karen, lol. *steps out to investigate*
You didn't tell them I was a REPUBLICAN, did you?!
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No, I think I said "Conservative" for you, and repub for kaiserin. Sorry, love, I needed some common sense to cite, and you came to mind...
Well, I love all of you
peace out.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.