Saturday, October 4th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Nicole Kidman In Elle Magazine
This award goes to the Photoshop artiste who worked on this cover and Nicole Kidman's in-house team of Botox engineers who work night and day to keep her forehead looking like it's made out of fucking polished marble. You could roll out a kick ass pie crust on her forehead.
Sunday Rose probably has more wrinkles on her face than Nicole does. Elle should have just shot a vial of Botox in a green dress. It would've looked like the same shit. I mean, I've seen mannequins who look more life-like.
Here's more of the Botox queen and her frozen face in Elle. Nicole actually deserves a little credit for holding up her face on the cover. If she let go, her whole mug would just fall to the floor.
Source: kroqjock@fashionspot
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Hang on one hypodermic minute...
If Botox is so good, according to y'all..
HOW COME NIC LOOKS SO BAD?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 4, 2008 - 8:55pm.
OT: Nicole is boring.
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TRUE! Poor Keith. He gave up hot slutz and whiskey for that. AND, now he has a ginger kid.
dammit karen, lol. *steps out to investigate*
You didn't tell them I was a REPUBLICAN, did you?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Niki
Hey Sandbitch I know you were probably trying to be funny with your avie but why does that hair look pretty okay on Zahara. She's giving me 3 year old Iman in that photo. Are you a stylist perhaps?
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Photoshop makes everyone look better!
I wish my hairdryer was made of photoshop.
Stoney-- I was accused of beinga repub basher on the AJ thread. I hope you don't mind that I used you as an example-- good, of course.
Mick, how would we contact those people?!?!
I am really intrigued now
I don't even know how old is he, but I could get like super obsessed and learned everything about him, specially his beauty routine.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Oh yes, I am the one who loves Phillipa Gregory. I am so fucking jealous psl! Dammit I was thinking about going to buy it today but got lazy and went to the store and bought beer. How is it?! No don't tell me. Tell me!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Mick on October 4, 2008 - 8:48pm.
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True or not, I'm gonna pull a Lolo. You is Funny!!!!
Oh Stoney why would you even rent that?!!?
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Stoney, you are the one who loves Phillippa Greggory books with me- correct?
I am reading The Other Queen, about Mary Queen of Scots now...
OT: Nicole is boring.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Botox, schmotox! I want to know "what she learned from Tom." That ought to be a riot. Too bad it won't be anything resembling the truth.
I rented Marie Antoinette this afternoon at the grocery store. On the case someone had written in red marker "No!"
True story.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Wow, that green is good on her.
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
--Jethro Tull
@speakit
That Robert Smith deadpan expression makes your comments even funnier. But I do miss froggy a bit.
Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 8:49pm.
I haven't seen that movie, but know a lot of people that did and LOVED it. Reminder to self. Watch Marie Antoinette
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I'm a total sucker for period films, especially ones featuring retarded extravagance.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
That ad for Botox where the man goes wow my wife looks so much better now that she looks 10 years younger or whatever is kinda sad and sadistic.
Stoney, NO. NO, it is NOT okay, you bitch.
heehee- j/k
this is a happier thread.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 4, 2008 - 8:45pm.
This doesn't even look like her now... what's the point really? I think it's cool she went back in time to 88 when she ACTUALLY looked like that... ELLE mag has found a way to time travel... who would have thought?
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she never looked like that in 1988. She was attractive, but she was not this beautiful. That came a few years later, after she started getting work done.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
We're happy in here!
Off topic: Is it ok with you guys that I like Marie Antoinette with Kiki?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I've just noticed...instead of the bday threads, instaed of saying posted by HBIC, they now say posted my MK...intresting...
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
Sluts, I'm sorry - this is seriously off-topic but is something that just came to mind:
Has anyone ever inetrviewed Miss Efron's classmates back in grade-school and high-school to find out what type of kid he was? I mean, like:
1) did he always gossip with the girls at lunchtime? play jumprope with them in grade-school?
2) did he spend waaaaay too much time in the showers after gym? Did he spend ALL of his gym class in the showers?
3) is the rumor true that a drunken girl at his junior prom came up to him and kissed him - and he slapped her in the face?
4) was he really nominated for Homecoming Queen in high school? And was totally flattered?
5) did he just roll his eyes and walk away when asked what his favorite sports were?
6) did the other guys imitate his walk?
7) did he always refer to his friends as "Mary"?
Just wondering....
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Is this where all the happy people are?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
@ Hey PSL! hows you?
@ Stoney - Oh thank heavens, I thought I was going insane. I hope not, no one can be as funny as MK.
@MTC - Ok, thanks. :0)
@mccullen - Yay another one! lol There's always been a search box, but not a google one...things be changing here it seems...
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
This doesn't even look like her now... what's the point really? I think it's cool she went back in time to 88 when she ACTUALLY looked like that... ELLE mag has found a way to time travel... who would have thought?
http://www.aamyko.com
HOT Men, HOT fun! VOTE 4 Ur Fave!
I hope that Google Search box means that MK got a lot more money!
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
hey DAE, i'm with you. i see it too! and a google custom search box in the top left? is that new too?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Speakit, you need some spit on that hair of yours.
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Yes I do. Ohhh, you meant the hair on my head. Well, I save my spit for taming my Donald Trump eyebrows.
@dreamy
I dont know about the others but I dont see it.
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Yes, I have just now noticed the posted by Michael K bit. Perhaps he took on another writer? *dies*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Hi DAE!
mccullen, yeah, I notice the difference too- I also noticed that I am on East Coast Time. I can't change to my time zone anymore.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
*pouts* fine, ignore me then...
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
G'day hot sluts and slatterns. Who needs a new hairdo?
Hey Sandbitch I know you were probably trying to be funny with your avie but why does that hair look pretty okay on Zahara. She's giving me 3 year old Iman in that photo. Are you a stylist perhaps?
Ok, did yall check out the loonies in the brangie thread? Holy shit, is that a weekend thing?! I have the internets at home now, so I can drunk post.
*drinks*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
when did all this "Posted by: Michael K" stuff start appearing? have i just been oblivious to this tag or is it new? anybody?
speakit, it lasts anywhere from 6 months to a year. The important thing is to make sure your whole face doesn;t look frozen. My brother gives me enough to not get the (11)'s between the brows, and I raise my eyebrows a lot when I talk, (I'm kinda animated when I talk), so I like to get that done. But I am always able to raise them a bit, so I don;t lose expression.....
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all.....
-Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Submitted by Stoney on October 4, 2008 - 8:35pm.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH sandbitch! Z looks good as a redhead!
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Amazing init.
My thoughts EXACTLY. My skin is olive/gold naturally, I tan easily, but I'm paranoid about early skin damage and I love celebs like Dita Von Teese who work with what they were born with, not AGAINST it.
It's the skin damage part that kind of makes me mad at my white girlfriends. You can't help what the sun does naturally but laying in the sun all day isn't going to do anything for your skin later in life, not to mention the risk of cancer. I guess I can't say too much though because it's been sold for so long that a nice tan makes you look healthy. IMO pale skin is beautiful just like extra dark skin. I guess I just like extremes.
P.S. Botox is not evil. Over indulgence is evil.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH sandbitch! Z looks good as a redhead!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
botoxed photoshopped and a major weave/wig.. freak
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Speakit, you need some spit on that hair or yours. That's how my nanna always fixed my hair when I was liddle.
Beautiful. Not Angelina territory but close.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 4, 2008 - 8:29pm.
BBWWAAHHAA. She's perfection!!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 4, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 4, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Hahaha. and I want crazy hair, with lots of volume.
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Stop waxing. :P
G'day hot sluts and slatterns. Who needs a new hairdo?
Photo shopped is an understatement....they made her not only look good ... but female...amazing!
Submitted by speakit on October 4, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Hahaha. and I want crazy hair, with lots of volume. I was just thinking how good she looks. Like the old (Dead Calm) Nicole, especially last thumbnail. Whatever she's doing, its working for her.
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I'm HEEERRREEEE!
How are my lovelies?
I see Nicole's bust seems to be bigger. Perhaps she actually did give birth to Thursday Venus Flytrap!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 4, 2008 - 8:21pm.
speakit, I've done Botox...that shit is great.
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:( I WANT IT PSL!! NO. I neeeeeeed it. *botox junkie wannabe*
How long does it last?
Question - Does the words "Posted by Michael K" appear below the source of each post and above the # commets? Or is it just me?
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
speakit, I've done Botox...that shit is great.
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A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"