Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by K2 on October 7, 2008 - 8:55am.
Ditto. The tone of the quoted post implies a LA-type personality who is lacking all those things, and idolizes Angie for seeming to embody these qualities...
Let's see about her image in 15 or 20 years, when one of her kids has published a tell-all. More Joan Crawford than Mother Teresa.
Submitted by kansascitystar on October 7, 2008 - 1:36am.
it is so hard for these people to accept the fact that one woman really CAN have it all. she is SHOCKINGLY beautiful, there hasn't been a movie star with a face like hers in decades. (liz taylor?) she is mind blowingly wealthy, talented and successful, she has no shortage of love in he life, and she has six beautiful children to share her fortune with.
she is what is really meant when we say movie star (none of this formulaic aniston romantic-comedy bullshit) and she will leave a genuine legacy in both her career and personal life
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I have to agree, on paper she actually would appear all those things. But for people that weren't born yesterday, we still know who the real Jolie is. She is calculating, has affairs with men that are spoken for, uses her children as accessories and for photo ops, has a history of mental problems (i.e. cutting), drug problems, and overall self esteem issues. She is NO Mia Farrow. Doesn't matter how many kids she collects or births. She will always be known as the woman who lied about a public affair and used her Mother theresa image to cover it up! She's tabloid fodder not a movie star. Same goes double for her hen pecked manny.
it is so hard for these people to accept the fact that one woman really CAN have it all. she is SHOCKINGLY beautiful, there hasn't been a movie star with a face like hers in decades. (liz taylor?) she is mind blowingly wealthy, talented and successful, she has no shortage of love in he life, and she has six beautiful children to share her fortune with.
she is what is really meant when we say movie star (none of this formulaic aniston romantic-comedy bullshit) and she will leave a genuine legacy in both her career and personal life
Her skin looks horrible. It looks ashy and pale. Her figure looks great though. But Brad's whispering into her ear "Ok, do you think they all bought it yet"?? They should both win an Oscar for this performance.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
yeah, actually most of the posts had nothing to do with Brad or Angelina and went more along the lines of...
"Bitch"
"No you're a bitch"
"no you are! and a cunt"
"no you're a cunt"
"I know you are but what am I"
"I'm rubber and you're glue"
"Fuck you"
"no fuck you"
"bitch"
"cunt"
blah blah blah, that would be about 75% of the posts right thurr. and some nonsense about spelling errors and name calling...
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
I don't care what anyone says I LOVE THESE TWO TOGETHER! And I LOVE SEEING THEIR FAMILY! And apparently you all do to! This post has over 1,000 comments!
And of course, she's already fucking skinny again.
Jesus.
No Angie, I wasn't calling you.
It seems like a good idea to add another comment. She does bring out the worst in me and I would like to see a few more choice insults when i return. God it's cold in London today, autumn is here for sure.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
_Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 6, 2008 - 10:10am.
Awwwww man you had Mrs. K times!
She is awesome and Im very very jelly!
I hope you have a good Monday.
I want ass grabbin stories!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo,
Am good, tired but good. Had a very busy weekend.
So yeah, fuck Monday because I didn't get shit done to prepare for the week.
Read siggy Lo.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:59am.
I wish I was still there!
Fuck New York today!
And fuck posting about these fucking dip shits!
Butt face looking psycho and her god damn ugly ass fans make me fucking wish bad shit!
Ok so how you is? ha ha blah blah blah fuck fck fuck monday!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 6, 2008 - 9:47am
It probably hit the 1000 mark last night, but many comments were removed. And that was because people think they can say slick comments or go after people and get away with it. Others just claim to be so smart but, they do not have enuff common sense to mind their own bees wax. Then there is the rest of us who can't stand angie ho and love to talk about her.
That dress's chestal area does a great job hiding the fact that she's actually pretty thick waisted (for her) still. She looks alright- her makeup seems off.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
LoLo,
Good time had in Miami?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 9:50am
Ah.
More "Your, You're, Yore" Wars.
I did a random scan of a random page and it seems to, yes, Skeletina is an evil doer and causes mayhem and treachery where ever her bobble head rears up.
Also some Mavericks were Mavericking.
You betcha, *wink*.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Who gives a fuck!
Get a tan crazy ass cunt face!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
No comment really, just felt like contributing to the overall total #.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
What is it in these pictures that could possibly inspire over 1K comments??? They look kinda hot. James Haven looks kind of spooky. There....it's all been said!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 6, 2008 - 9:47am.
HOLY SHIT!
Over a THOUSAND COMMENTS!?
Last time I checked yesterday, maybe 310 comments.
Did a Loon jump the fence in the back nine?
WTF.
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Grammar 101
I love how Angie gets everyone's panties in a bunch. LOL
I wish I had that kind of power!
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RIMADYL KILLS
HOLY SHIT!
Over a THOUSAND COMMENTS!?
Last time I checked yesterday, maybe 310 comments.
Did a Loon jump the fence in the back nine?
WTF.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by lizzieb on October 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Lol, it is all staged and for show. That bitch is so predictable.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
The 'hand on arse' gets on my nerves too- as I said about a million posts ago, he's a middle aged man for fuck's sake not some hormone infested teen. But I suspect she only makes out on the red carpet, fucking exhibitionist. I can manage to get through 10 minutes without molesting my husband, and I'm rather fond of him so why can't she get through a short walk on a red carpet without groping her current partner/brother/whoever?
God I cannot stand this daft bitch and that vacuous fop she's shacked up with.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 8:11am.
Ah, the obligatory hand on ass, "everything is fine" pic. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I said something related to that as well. Really, what's the deal with the hand on the ass at every red carpet event? He holds her ass while she holds his lapel. Oh and don't forget the whispering in her ear that he seems to do all the time. They probably got along better on the red carpet than they have in the past 3 mos!
Good lord what's been going on here? I cannot face reading it all but there's a lot of unpleasantness. And do you know why? No? Then I shall tell you. We did not bow down to St Ange and BAD KARMA fell about. Now, we should all say something nice about the Brange.
I'll start.
St Ange might have fallen out with her dad but she has never said in public that his plastic surgery makes him look like a burns victim so she can keep a civil tongue in her head. She's down a lot for the impoverished divorce laywers of the world. See- it's not hard!
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I fucking love you MK my little bitter bitch is on today! Brad and angie not even close to perfect but you MK my dear is a different story.
Ah, the obligatory hand on ass, "everything is fine" pic. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It is nice to see her above 97 lbs though.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Chicaloca,
Didn't the fight start originally start with k2? I mean way back? Way way back?
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I know I went to bed early, but damn I missed alot! For the record, I was NOT involved in the grammar war. I just don't give a shit enough to correct anyone's spelling or grammar. But that's just me.
I would rather be with Jennifer 24/7..than to be with AJ for 1 minute...
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 3:35am.
just wanted to acknowledge you, seeing i'm not on usually during the day.... you're always funny... that's all
OT: come on, really... did any of you expect it?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
OVER 1,000 POSTS
um congratulations... i think.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 3:17am.
*whispering* come around more often, darnit... see, no cursing!... thunk softly sweety, great to see ya again!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 3:10am.
*crying* Don't yell at me! And I WILL IF YOU WILL!
I'm out myself, I'm ready to pull a Deb and have my head go THUNK on the keyboard.
nighty night, sweet puddy!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Niteys from me too, ESE. ((huge hug and a kiss on the cheek)) Time to hit the hay bales...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 3:11am.
WOW.
Someone posted an "On Topic"!
seriously, wonders never cease!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
see ya, Mr. P! get some sleep! you're gonna need it *evil grin and snicker* hehehehe!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
WOW.
Someone posted an "On Topic"!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 3:04am.
all i got is a simple request
COME AROUND MORE OFTEN, DAMNIT!!!
oh, yeah and answer the phone late night... and stop putting the cat on the line!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
In my opinion Brad Pitt is such a good looking man, but in all his latest pics he looks ragged, and the goatee should came off! What happened to his good looks???
Enron Stocks? You think that's bad, I'm going to be bringing a Michael Bay movie script. That shit is rancid for sure.
Anyway, I know this is like Seifeld's double goodbye but I really have to go to bed now if I want to be even halfway sentient tomorrow (today?) so I'll see y'all later.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 3:01am.
Dammit, I missed what you edited out! *passes a couple of D's to ESE*
Gee, ESE,
I didn't even count the other 3...lol. I am ruff tuff and hard to diaper when my head is on the computer keoidhdsvnnsgohgoahrowerngzgyboard...
**drooling**
And it aint because I want to be Angie the Ho-lie
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 3:01am.
my jeebus!... you win!!! *bowing*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 3:01am.
now that's fightin' dirty!!!... you dirty, dirty bastid!... don't make me bring out the big guns!... ya, know... my left over Enron stocks... that shit'll kill ya!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@ TITS, you're right, when I'm on d-listed, my mind immediately goes to the gutter. I can't figure out the bird, though, all I can think of is a titmouse but that's not an acronym.
@ ESE, You have taught me well, my mentor
40mg. Prozac
100mg Tradazone
80 mg. Geodon
and
100 mg Trileptal
BING, BING, BING WINNER!!!!
Taste great and is less filling...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Land mines? Don't worry, we've already got plans to blindfold Palin and let her play in the sandbox before the fight. That should take care of the mines.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:56am.
my only retort is: where's my funnel?!LOL!
*edited*... wanna share?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:54am.
ooohhh, bringing your cronies are ya?!?!... i see i'm showing up early to set up the land mines!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."