Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:36am.
oooooooooooooohhh!
dem's fightin' words!
ESE ! Get er!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:33am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:25am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks doll, I'm all caught up now, as well as LOL.
From what I read, LCT took exception to the overuse of the word "cunt." She doesn't like to see "cunt" abused in that manner, and she's right, cunts should never be abused or overused (without lube)cunts should be cherished, coddled, pampered, and have flowers sent to them on a regular basis from those that want to use them. I know I pamper mine and give it flowers whenever it wants, and I never fail to ask a fellow for a spit shine just to keep her looking good.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Speakit, I am a watcher, not a fighter.
Mr. President is a Brangeloonie from JustJared? Wow, I have a lot to learn about this site.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:31am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:25am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:24am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:19am
Hey DiamondDawg!!! Yeah it is, gaww, talk about walking into a shitstorm, WTF is going on?
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oh honey, it would take forever to 'splain, but i'll give it a go.
1. Shitstorm started the second this thread was posted this morning.
2. someone said they loved AJ and her charity work. I said STFU and DIAF.
3. I went batshit crazy on the U.N.
4. "tangerine" blasted me with vituperatives and kept trying to bait me cuz i made a spelling error.
5. I left to go help make ANGEL costumes for kids. That was around 10:30am my time.
6. Come back around 9pm my time and find that there's another war going on. This time involving LCT, Kiwi, Chica Loca and crimes against humanity - SPELLING ERRORS.
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Wait, seriously, I wasn't involved in this shit. I was making fun of this shit and some people took it seriously and tried to pull me into this fuckery. I was trying to calm people the fuck down b/c could not believe that everyone was that upset about spelling... I don't give a flying f*** in the grass otherwise.The bullying was a little bit extreme though. Jezus...it's all supposed to be fun and games and everyone is getting their feelings hurt left and right and WORSE-everyone is hurting other people's feelings left and right. (or write) Oh what's happened to the last little ray of sunshine in this dismal world? I think I'll go read about the latest whale hunt japan is launching. It's more upbeat than this fuckery.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 6, 2008 - 1:27am.
sheesh...all this fighting. I blame it on Mercury retro! It's in Libra too- perhaps we're trying to find a balance between cunt and saint? Or just taking out our anger at the economy on eachother.
Seriously, y'all, we's about to be broke! I'm scared!
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I am so with you!! expesially the partz abotu mercury retrograde AND the economy. The world as we know it is about to disappear.
Funny, I heard the REM song on the radio today - Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. I wished at that moment that I could speak directly to Michael Stipe and axe him if he still feels fine.
(I'm a HUGE R.E.M. fan. And I'm not just talking about my size.)
Submitted by Darlin on October 6, 2008 - 1:30am.
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I think it was the lamest sissy slap fight I've ever seen.
It was more boring than watching tennis.
Look.. we can do it.. I'll start.
I don't care what you say. You will not tell me how to type at strangers, you hypocrite. I am better than you and smarter than you and stuff and shit and more boring stuff and more boring shit.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:25am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:24am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:19am
Hey DiamondDawg!!! Yeah it is, gaww, talk about walking into a shitstorm, WTF is going on?
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oh honey, it would take forever to 'splain, but i'll give it a go.
1. Shitstorm started the second this thread was posted this morning.
2. someone said they loved AJ and her charity work. I said STFU and DIAF.
3. I went batshit crazy on the U.N.
4. "tangerine" blasted me with vituperatives and kept trying to bait me cuz i made a spelling error.
5. I left to go help make ANGEL costumes for kids. That was around 10:30am my time.
6. Come back around 9pm my time and find that there's another war going on. This time involving LCT, Kiwi, Chica Loca and crimes against humanity - SPELLING ERRORS.
7. LCT left and we've been bantering crap for awhile.
8. BellaDiva comes back (she was on this morning) and sees "Mr. President" here and spews at her. Allegedly "Mr. President" is a Brangeloonie from JJ's.
9. We all start misspelling all our words intenshionally.
10. Enter Kizzy who asks what the tom phuckery is going on!
That's the short version. Everyone else will have to tell you what happened between 10:30am-9pm PST.
:-)
Angelina looks really good in these pictures. Looks like these are wasted on a total twat like that.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:31am.
just a shot at it
why is a raven like a writing desk?
hehehe!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 1:21am.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:19am.
hey, hey, hey!!... i pride myself on always being the most off topic!! no steppin' on toes!LOL!
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Yes, I prefer puffins over penguins.
See that? Even my replies are off topic. Beat that!
Wow, I have been reading through some of these posts and it is more entertaining drama than the actual story.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 6, 2008 - 1:27am.
sheesh...all this fighting. I blame it on Mercury retro! It's in Libra too- perhaps we're trying to find a balance between cunt and saint? Or just taking out our anger at the economy on eachother.
Seriously, y'all, we's about to be broke! I'm scared!
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Fucking christ, I don't know. But don't even talk about it or Kizzy will have a tizzy.
sheesh...all this fighting. I blame it on Mercury retro! It's in Libra too- perhaps we're trying to find a balance between cunt and saint? Or just taking out our anger at the economy on eachother.
Seriously, y'all, we's about to be broke! I'm scared!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 1:25am.
not preparing... creating... ya know, blood from every nation
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:21am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:14am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:09am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
I get you Kiwi!
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Thanks sorry I couldn't understand you. You were spelling everything correctly. Threw me for a loop.
I think we might all be fucked with fuckery. But seriusly, does not thes shat happern all the time?
I was reading today that the federal reserve was created right before the 1920's crash. They were responsible for creating all these "new financial instruments" ie., buying on margin that caused the crash. They engineer all this crap all the time!
It's OK to talk OT since it's so late??? Or will we be reported?
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LOL on the threw you for a loop on the correct spelling!
Yes, we've been phucked from the very beginning. My opinion is that this economy WILL buckle. Its just a matter of when
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Yes, I'm fairly scared and I'm in countercyclicals so not worried about money. But house prices going down is a bummer and everyone I know is suffering. It's hard to feel happy when everyone else is in the toilet.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:17am.
OMG KIWI, I think there's an off topic cop behind us. Throw your post out the window or something.
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baaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa.
and i'm not even high!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:24am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:19am
Hey DiamondDawg!!! Yeah it is, gaww, talk about walking into a shitstorm, WTF is going on?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I think Angie is preparing for the upcoming apocalypse by collecting children as a food source. We know she likes human blood.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 1:19am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
Fuck me blind, you are worse than a junkyard dog with a bone, you just cannot let a fucking thing go, can you? ENOUGH!!! Whatever it was, let it go, I am so fucking sick of seeing you write the same shit over and over again, you take beating a dead horse to the extreme!!!
Jebus Fucking Clissmuss, I come on here to give a shout-out to my beloved dlisters, share some good cheer, and run into such a stuck-on-stupid clusterfuck as this.
***Shaking head, clicking tongue, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Hello to the rational and hilarious sluuutz and hoorrrz, (((HUGS)))
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hi kizzy. is this the first time you've been here today?
LOLZ
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:20am.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 1:17am.
She think everyone that hates angelina is either chica loca or me.She probably think that you and diamond are me too.
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baaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:14am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:09am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
I get you Kiwi!
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Thanks sorry I couldn't understand you. You were spelling everything correctly. Threw me for a loop.
I think we might all be fucked with fuckery. But seriusly, does not thes shat happern all the time?
I was reading today that the federal reserve was created right before the 1920's crash. They were responsible for creating all these "new financial instruments" ie., buying on margin that caused the crash. They engineer all this crap all the time!
It's OK to talk OT since it's so late??? Or will we be reported?
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LOL on the threw you for a loop on the correct spelling!
Yes, we've been phucked from the very beginning. My opinion is that this economy WILL buckle. Its just a matter of when.
No and yes. It's ok to be off topic right now. Dlisted is afterall a business, so the longer we keep posting it counts as hits for the site. It's all good. I haven't been at Dlisted too long, but in the time I've been here the only person who was banned was the LA/HA avie. She was "Loves Angelina" got banned, then came back as "Heart Angelina" and got banned. I don't think she's managed to get back in. Possibly others have been banned for going on numerous and endless obscene tirades. It has to go on for a long time though for MK to ban them. I don't think we're in danger of being banned. If we are, I think MK would come on here and warn us. FWIW
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:19am.
hey, hey, hey!!... i pride myself on always being the most off topic!! no steppin' on toes!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 1:17am.
kiwikim, the twat was the one that started the spelling thing. She think everyone that hates angelina is either chica loca or me. That is how the whole thing began.
She probably think that you and diamond are me too. Crazy bitch. Dlisted use to be fun, but now I am sick of it, anyway I am going to bed now.
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No fuckery. What's happened to everyone?
Too many people going to bed angry tonight. This is supposed to be the "fluff time" where I engage in fun fuckery so I can sleep. Not get worked up. Damn. So glad i wasn't in it tonight. (though attempts were made)
I'm not gonna even stay off topic with y'alls off topic, that's how off topic I am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:14am.
It's OK to talk OT since it's so late??? Or will we be reported?
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It's an AJ thread. There is nothing that hasn't been said.
OMG KIWI, I think there's an off topic cop behind us. Throw your post out the window or something.
kiwikim, the twat was the one that started the spelling thing. She think everyone that hates angelina is either chica loca or me. That is how the whole thing began.
She probably think that you and diamond are me too. Crazy bitch. Dlisted use to be fun, but now I am sick of it, anyway I am going to bed now.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:13am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:08am.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 1:05am.
DiamondDawg, The twat is the reason why the fight started she is the one making claims and starting fights. All because she is mad that people talk about her St. Angelina. That is not cool.
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When did this fuckery start? Another fight? Seriously? Who is in this round? And what is everyone fighting about now?
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This one started this morning, KiwiK, and I think it was a different fight with other people. It was about brangeloonies in general, then there was one person spewing vituperatives at me, but I think that was separate from whatever Bella engaged in with Mr. President.
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Oh the brangeloonies. I was wondering what ever happened to "love angelina" just a few thousand posts back. She was so dedicated and creepy. She used to drive everyone nuts.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:10am.
Seriously, what is this fuckery with Obama and gay marriage? I thought he supported it and now it sounds like he's trying to tweek the polls and is out.
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With Obama at least there's a chance. With the Repubs? Never.
Did you see SNL's skit with Tina Palin last night? ("Tina Palin" intended). She did a mean funny on the Republican position on gay marriage. She said, "Marriage is intended for two unwilling teenagers."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 1:14am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:10am.
I'm a dude, I wouldn't roll around on Javier Bardem under the threat of being dipped in boiling oil.
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LMAO!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:09am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
I get you Kiwi!
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Thanks sorry I couldn't understand you. You were spelling everything correctly. Threw me for a loop.
I think we might all be fucked with fuckery. But seriusly, does not thes shat happern all the time?
I was reading today that the federal reserve was created right before the 1920's crash. They were responsible for creating all these "new financial instruments" ie., buying on margin that caused the crash. They engineer all this crap all the time!
It's OK to talk OT since it's so late??? Or will we be reported?
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:10am.
I'm a dude, I wouldn't roll around on Javier Bardem under the threat of being dipped in boiling oil.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:08am.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 1:05am.
DiamondDawg, The twat is the reason why the fight started she is the one making claims and starting fights. All because she is mad that people talk about her St. Angelina. That is not cool.
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When did this fuckery start? Another fight? Seriously? Who is in this round? And what is everyone fighting about now?
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This one started this morning, KiwiK, and I think it was a different fight with other people. It was about brangeloonies in general, then there was one person spewing vituperatives at me, but I think that was separate from whatever Bella engaged in with Mr. President.
Dlisted: The Preschool Years
shit, man!... when has dipping you in oil been any kind of punishment?!... ooohhh! BOILING oil, now i see!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 1:08am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
They could dip me in boiling oil, I wouldn't vote Republican.
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But if they just dipped you in oil, like coconut scented oil, and sort of let you roll around on Javier Badem, would you change your mind?
Seriously, what is this fuckery with Obama and gay marriage? I thought he supported it and now it sounds like he's trying to tweek the polls and is out.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 1:08am.
They could dip me in boiling oil, I wouldn't vote Republican.
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Same here.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
I get you Kiwi!
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
They could dip me in boiling oil, I wouldn't vote Republican.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 1:05am.
DiamondDawg, The twat is the reason why the fight started she is the one making claims and starting fights. All because she is mad that people talk about her St. Angelina. That is not cool.
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When did this fuckery start? Another fight? Seriously? Who is in this round? And what is everyone fighting about now?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:59am.
Ya know, my azz is going numb RIGHT NOW!
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See, if you had a big as like mine, you wouldn't have that problem.
Care for a Jolly Rancher?
Lol She is the enemy and she need to stop. Well I am off to dream land.
I get it now, Bella. Thanks for the head's up. I haven't been to JJ's in AGES. And only once.
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 1:02am.
The LA Angels, now those are some serious cunts right there. Oh well, we'll win the next game for sure.
Good night guys.
XOXO BellaDiva.
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Some crazy ass conspiracy theorists that are concerned with more shit than spelling, were writing today that the saudi's like having a republican president because they always get more for oil when they get a republican in...so they are lowering the price now to help McPain and if Obamination gets in they'll jack it up, piss everyone off, so you'll (you will, you) vote for a republican next term.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 1:00am.
Nasty twat! I don't care what you call yourself you are a deranged bitch. Now take you ass back to JJ to worship Angie ho with the other loonies. In case you didn't know. Talking about people that don't like her is not going to make them change.
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Oh crap. You mean I was engaging with the enemy?
The End is Nigh!
Has everyone noticed the gas price fuckery for the last three years? In the three months b4 Christmas, the gas price drops-I believe to make us think things are getting better so we buy cashmere sweaters and see the Christmas blockbuster. Than it springs right back up after christmas. Fuckery. I'm telling you. Fuckery.
The LA Angels, now those are some serious cunts right there. Oh well, we'll win the next game for sure.
Good night guys.
XOXO BellaDiva.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:57am.
Yes, I put my money in lead. Mostly hollow points.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:59am.
I invested all of my money in a bag of Jolly Ranchers.
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I'm buying extra cat food.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:59am.
I invested all of my money in a bag of Jolly Ranchers.
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Not a bad call at all. When inflation hits, you may not be able to afford that green apple sugary delight when you need it the most.