Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:58am.
I'm sure she was kidding. The going on holiday thing was a dead giveaway. I don't know about gold. It's had a good run up. Oil might be the new gold. And they keep track when you guy ignots-US government has you name.
So back in the day (grandfather rocking in chair) they made it illegal to own gold in the 30's and forced everyone to turn their gold in and paid them like 8$ or some Fuckery, then put it back on the market for like $30 a year later. Point is, they've confiscated gold before and this was only the depression. Apparently, this fuckery is much worse.
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Right on!
I invested all of my money in a bag of Jolly Ranchers.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:55am.
The interwebz make my butt cheeks hurt.
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Ya know, my azz is going numb RIGHT NOW! I need to get up, take off my mom jeans, put on my mumu, and get out that gallon of ice cream. Its good fro butt cheekz!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:51am.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:47am.
All this financial stuff is over my head, TV and DD. I'm not following the news but I'm not worried. I have all of my net worth safely invested in Lehman Brothers. I haven't been able to get a hold of my broker, though. Must be on holidays.
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Please tell me you're kidding! Lehman brothers is going to fail. Saved by the bailout, but imho, the bailout is just going to prolong the inevitable. Worldwide economic crash coming...oh, right around Christmas. I'm just sayin...
TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT NOW. BUY GOLD BUILLON (sic), GET THE GOLD IN HAND - DO NOT ACCEPT PAPER. And stuff it in a cup.
actually, there's a provision in the Patriot Act for gold confiscation...but anywhooey, gold ingots, bars are gonna be better than cash. But whatever you can do, GET YOUR MONEY OUT NOW.
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I'm sure she was kidding. The going on holiday thing was a dead giveaway. I don't know about gold. It's had a good run up. Oil might be the new gold. And they keep track when you guy ignots-US government has you name.
So back in the day (grandfather rocking in chair) they made it illegal to own gold in the 30's and forced everyone to turn their gold in and paid them like 8$ or some Fuckery, then put it back on the market for like $30 a year later. Point is, they've confiscated gold before and this was only the depression. Apparently, this fuckery is much worse.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 12:54am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:51am.
I already put my money into a cabin in the woods, an arsenal of automatic weapons, and thousands of rounds. Bring on the zombie hordes. But not the zombie whore, hate the ex-wife!
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Seriously, TV?? We're on the same page? Hey, you must not be in CA if you have automatic weapons. We just got another shotgun last weekend. Frickin firearms everywhere! Our cahs is still in the bank just cuz there's not a whole helluva a lot. As they say, cash will be worthless, so I'm counting on Top Ramen, water, and firearms to get us through. But that won't last long.
The interwebz make my butt cheeks hurt.
I was so kidding, DD. I actually have all my savings invested in Hooters gift cards.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Bella, you were kidding @ Mr. President right? Did I miss something?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:51am.
I already put my money into a cabin in the woods, an arsenal of automatic weapons, and thousands of rounds. Bring on the zombie hordes. But not the zombie whore, hate the ex-wife!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:45am.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 6, 2008 - 12:18am.
First Schoedinger, now James Baldwin--I get so eduhmacated when I go to Dlisted. SkankalinaPitt do have a purpose!
And she so got a boob job!
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LOL. givin the speeling monitorz backlash, pritty sun dlisted wil be totaly unintellijible.
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Not if we elect Britney as our spelling monitor.
BellaDiva: Actually, the loonie has the Queen on it. I am the President, therefore you should be addressing me as the greenback.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:47am.
All this financial stuff is over my head, TV and DD. I'm not following the news but I'm not worried. I have all of my net worth safely invested in Lehman Brothers. I haven't been able to get a hold of my broker, though. Must be on holidays.
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Please tell me you're kidding! Lehman brothers is going to fail. Saved by the bailout, but imho, the bailout is just going to prolong the inevitable. Worldwide economic crash coming...oh, right around Christmas. I'm just sayin...
TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT NOW. BUY GOLD BUILLON (sic), GET THE GOLD IN HAND - DO NOT ACCEPT PAPER. And stuff it in a cup.
actually, there's a provision in the Patriot Act for gold confiscation...but anywhooey, gold ingots, bars are gonna be better than cash. But whatever you can do, GET YOUR MONEY OUT NOW.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:47am.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 12:44am.
Mr. President,
Didn't I tell your loonie ass to STFU. Eat my ass bitch. Oh I pity you. This idiot talk about every one that talk about her saint Angie Ho.
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You're charming.
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I didn't respond to this post because I didn't understand it. Sounded like FUCKERY to me, so I just left it.
Did it actually mean something?
Thnx I try
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 12:44am.
Mr. President,
Didn't I tell your loonie ass to STFU. Eat my ass bitch. Oh I pity you. This idiot talk about every one that talk about her saint Angie Ho.
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You're charming.
All this financial stuff is over my head, TV and DD. I'm not following the news but I'm not worried. I have all of my net worth safely invested in Lehman Brothers. I haven't been able to get a hold of my broker, though. Must be on holidays.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 12:41am.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:35am.
She's probably just waiting for the exchange rate to improve.
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Heh. No kidding! The value of the dollar is miserable! Have ya been on ebay lately? The GBP vs. US cost is DOUBLE!
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I don't think it's going to get any better. But haven't you heard? Children are priceless and so is everything that you can buy on your american express card.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 6, 2008 - 12:18am.
First Schoedinger, now James Baldwin--I get so eduhmacated when I go to Dlisted. SkankalinaPitt do have a purpose!
And she so got a boob job!
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LOL. givin the speeling monitorz backlash, pritty sun dlisted wil be totaly unintellijible.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 12:41am.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:35am.
She's probably just waiting for the exchange rate to improve.
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Heh. No kidding! The value of the dollar is miserable! Have ya been on ebay lately? The GBP vs. US cost is DOUBLE!
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:35am.
DiamondDawg, you are right about the last two tats for the twins. Actually looks like they were written with a blue Bic pen. Maybe that means she's planning to trade the two blobs in for some Third World kids.
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hey! genius. you may be right about the ink pen. Someone said there's no way she'd be allowed to get a tat if she's breastfeeding. So maybe in her first (?) public appearance since giving birth she wanted the appearance of the tats...real ones to come. Or maybe she's not sure about the twins, yet. lol
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:35am.
She's probably just waiting for the exchange rate to improve.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
DiamondDawg, you are right about the last two tats for the twins. Actually looks like they were written with a blue Bic pen. Maybe that means she's planning to trade the two blobs in for some Third World kids.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 12:29am.
In the 14th thumbnail, is that a taser in James Haven's hand? Was Maddox getting uppity?
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I think it's sunglasses to protect his eyes from the bright and shining halo above his sister's head.
G'nite James.
Perfume is one of my favorite books. Very well written. A very original idea and killer. I didn't like the movie as much as I liked the book.
I've only read one other book by Suskind-called the Pigeon or something. Do you know if he wrote more? He writes in German, so thinking that his work isn't translated. I mean, he's so good. They should translate more for the english markets.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:25am.
Hi James,
Do you post during the day, too, or only in the evenings? I'm presuming you're on the U.S. continent?
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Sorry Diamond. James Haven just saw your post on the way out! Nice to meet you. No, unfortunately James Haven is too busy during the day. Right now James Haven is in New York, but could be heading to Germany to help Angie with those crazy kids. But that's all up in the air right now, because Mama Pitt has been threatening to "help out Angie" and that means James Haven will stay behind. That woman is a tiger and James Haven can't stand to be in the same room with a woman who spoon feeds a fortysomething man homemade applesauce and tucks him into bed. That is one vision you can live without. Trust.
Nitey Nite!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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In the 14th thumbnail, is that a taser in James Haven's hand? Was Maddox getting uppity?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Night James. Try not to dream of Fuckery.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:23am.
There is nothing hotter than a psychopath who kills with a cattle gun. Damn.
Did you ever read American Psycho. Scariest book ever from the point of view that you wonder how warped a writer would have to be to get THAT into the head of a totally gone stone cold killer.
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I missed American Psycho, but if you're into stone cold murderous lunacy, you should try Perfume. I thought it was going to be a move along the lines of Dangerous Liasons. It's pretty much about a serial killer in 18th C France.
Goodnight, James!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Angelina and Mimi are wearing the same dress. It's like they, they're, they are , all sisters or something.
Well, James Haven needs his beauty sleep. There is no telling when Angie will have us packed up and heading for somewhere else!
Sweet dreams of James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hi James,
Do you post during the day, too, or only in the evenings? I'm presuming you're on the U.S. continent?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:13am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:10am.
I saw these movies recently, tho: No Country for Old Men
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NCFOM was very good. Even as a crazy psychopath, Javier Bardem was HOT.
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Ya. I couldn't get over how crazy he was.
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There is nothing hotter than a psychopath who kills with a cattle gun. Damn.
Did you ever read American Psycho. Scariest book ever from the point of view that you wonder how warped a writer would have to be to get THAT into the head of a totally gone stone cold killer.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 12:20am.
I actually like her tattoo idea with the lat-long coordinates. My big brother doesn't use coordinates for his kids. Just the ZIP codes to send the child support checks to his two ex-wives.
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I'd have to agree the coordinates idea was a good one. Did she think of it herself? LOL @ zip codes.
Oh...someone said earlier today that the last two tats on her arm look like they were done by a non-professional. The close-up pic shows the damage. Someone said, "damn! doesn't the tat artist have a ruler?!?"
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008
Kiwi I don't care. The proof is right there for everyone to see. No one can say that I did anything wrong or started anything. I was not disrespecting anyone nor had I even said a word to them for that matter, I was just just ramdomly attacked for making a spelling error wow! The proof is right there for anyone to read. So if somebody wants to turn it around and make it look like I'm the bad guy, it will just show that persons character so I honesly do not care. Lets not talk about this
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:16am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:01am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:56pm.
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Kiwi, just fyi, LCT is a she, not a he. I'm not trying to start anything wif ya. I'm just sayin.
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Sure thing, hon. But just so you konw...yer not the only one who got azz-chewed today for simple typo. I did way earlier in this thread - in the MORNIGN! This one person threatened to hunt me down and violence me. So after that, and after seeing tonites dialogue, i decided that I would defy my undergraduate degree in English Literature and never go back and correct spelling or grammatical errors. Everyone knows that before you submit a paper you should proofread it yourself 3 times, then have someone else proofread it. Last I heard, this isn't class, I'm not being graded, and it doesn't count for grad school. Right?
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Sorry. Not coming down on you. Aquarius said someone was getting an ass whoopin' about spelling yesterday. Maybe it's the same person whipping everyone's ass. I personally did not get an ass whipping. I was just sticking up for someone who was and trying to get people to lighten up a little, to no avail of course. Some spelling bully going around the sites. I don't know why everyone is in such a bad mood. And apparently you are being graded. Threats are circulating to turn some poor people in for their bad grammar. No Dlisted degree for you! Just a Dgrade.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 12:10am.
James ! Mr. P ! Diamond D ! Kiwi ! Everybody else !!!
YAY!
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Hi, hon! You missed one helluva thread today. I only got a bit this morning and the last hour.
I haven't been able to post during the week, so I've missed you guys. Even the fights. LOL.
I actually like her tattoo idea with the lat-long coordinates. My big brother doesn't use coordinates for his kids. Just the ZIP codes to send the child support checks to his two ex-wives.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:13am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:10am.
I saw these movies recently, tho: No Country for Old Men
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NCFOM was very good. Even as a crazy psychopath, Javier Bardem was HOT.
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Ya. I couldn't get over how crazy he was.
First Schoedinger, now James Baldwin--I get so eduhmacated when I go to Dlisted. SkankalinaPitt do have a purpose!
And she so got a boob job!
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:11am.
Sorry speakit. James Haven thought perhaps you were "3D"
So true. James Haven tries to get Angie to eat, but with all that worrying about Brad keeping late hours, the poor thing can hardly stay focused long enough to finish a meal.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:01am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:56pm.
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Kiwi, just fyi, LCT is a she, not a he. I'm not trying to start anything wif ya. I'm just sayin.
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Can we talk about someone or anything else? Anything. Smoking crack out of your butt. I don't care. Just as long as it doesn't involve spelling lessons?
WTF? I didn't come here to read posts from Strunk and White all night.
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Sure thing, hon. But just so you konw...yer not the only one who got azz-chewed today for simple typo. I did way earlier in this thread - in the MORNIGN! This one person threatened to hunt me down and violence me. So after that, and after seeing tonites dialogue, i decided that I would defy my undergraduate degree in English Literature and never go back and correct spelling or grammatical errors. Everyone knows that before you submit a paper you should proofread it yourself 3 times, then have someone else proofread it. Last I heard, this isn't class, I'm not being graded, and it doesn't count for grad school. Right?
So yeah. I'm trying to talk about other things as well. Some pages back Christine the Hoff posted some hilarious profane text about main subject having sexxy times. try page 11 or something.
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All spelling, typo, and syntax errors are eitner intentional or I couldn't be bothered to fix it. Including this tag line.
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:12am.
James Haven isn't a two face. He doesn't really care to get into battle with people on a gossip blog.
As for you, for some unknown reason you continue to ignite a fire that has been out for hours. You might want to think about that.
James Haven will no longer address you since he doesn't come here for fighting. He gets enough of that when Mama Pitt is in town.
So have a nice evening and enjoy your week.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:10am.
I saw these movies recently, tho: No Country for Old Men
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NCFOM was very good. Even as a crazy psychopath, Javier Bardem was HOT.
Chica,
He's over with JH in Suri thread licking wounds and saying we are bullying him. Sorry. I tried to calm things. I've been watching him bully you all night-amazed JH is over there giving sympathy. Two face~
TITS,
So far so good on the job front. And with that I am heading off to bo-bos. Shite this working for a living thing sure changes things!
Peace out.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 12:02am.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:00am.
Does James Haven know who you are?? Give a hint.
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I don't 'know' you, so probably not.
OnTopic: Your sister is looking kinda beat and I usually think she's beautiful. She needs to keep the weight on though.
James ! Mr. P ! Diamond D ! Kiwi ! Everybody else !!!
YAY!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:06am.
Like two hours ago I asked if anyone had even seen this fuckery of a movie? It got buried in conversations about you and you're and your, but if we're, we are, willing to return to topic....
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The Changeling (sp) sounds like a re-make of another movie and no I have not seen it. Is that the movie you're talking avbout?
I saw these movies recently, tho: No Country for Old Men, Perfume, Eastern Promises, and Donnie Darko. (but i watch donnie darko every morning b4 work)