Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 -
Lol Kiwi, I like you but, hun my name is CHICA LOCA.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 12:06am.
The last movie I saw Angie in "Wanted" was enough for a while.
Hey James ,TV and all.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 12:03am.
I'd still match those earrings with a nice pearl necklace.
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it certainly would have drawn the eye upward, away from the hips. lol
TV!!!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Like two hours ago I asked if anyone had even seen this fuckery of a movie? It got buried in conversations about you and you're and your, but if we're, we are, willing to return to topic....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 5, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Has she been clapping erasers? She looks like she's covered in chalk dust.
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You sure it's chalk dust? Could be some other white powder, perhaps?
Hi, TV!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 12:01am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:56pm.
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Kiwi, just fyi, LCT is a she, not a he. I'm not trying to start anything wif ya. I'm just sayin.
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Can we talk about someone or anything else? Anything. Smoking crack out of your butt. I don't care. Just as long as it doesn't involve spelling lessons?
WTF? I didn't come here to read posts from Strunk and White all night.
I'd still match those earrings with a nice pearl necklace.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 12:00am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 5, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Honestly she was great. No bad manners that I could discern. (now pay me Mrs. K.!) Very funny, we had a good time.
p.s. WTF is going on in here? I am too tired/lazy to read through the thread.
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FUCKERY.
Seriously, some people were fighting about spelling. I kid you not.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:00am.
Does James Haven know who you are?? Give a hint.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Notice the thumbnail where Brad is trying to listen to what someone is saying?
Well that someone was James Haven, telling Brad to do us all a favor and suck on a breath mint. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:56pm.
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Kiwi, just fyi, LCT is a she, not a he. I'm not trying to start anything wif ya. I'm just sayin.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 5, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Honestly she was great. No bad manners that I could discern. (now pay me Mrs. K.!) Very funny, we had a good time.
p.s. WTF is going on in here? I am too tired/lazy to read through the thread.
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Damn. Not surprised though.
Whacko poster was called out on shit spelling, grammar and nonsense posts, then the caller outers at some odd point seemed to have turned on each other.
I'm debating whether to stay or go and pluck my chin hairs.
How's the new job?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
I've been fairly open about myself as speakit, and I know people (especially women) are some gossipy bitches, and I just have other reasons to believe there are damn well people here who know my former self.
BUT if you don't, no skin off my back.
It sure changed the subject though. :P
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 5, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Has she been clapping erasers? She looks like she's covered in chalk dust.
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No. It's diaper dust. She's got six kids that can't go to the loo on their own. That's a lot of powder floating about.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Sooo.. for shits and giggles, how many of you know who I am? I mean, my former dlisted self? I won't say, but I know people know.
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Kizzy?
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Sorry you feel that way kiwi. But we should all just let it go now. Not everyone will get along with everyone but it doesn't seem right to have the bickering go on all night. Why waste time on fighting?
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Agreed James.
I was just talking to Chola b/c she really took a beat down-for a long time before you were in here. I feel sorry for her. I've always protected the underdog. Sigh.
Has she been clapping erasers? She looks like she's covered in chalk dust.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Sorry you feel that way kiwi. But we should all just let it go now. Not everyone will get along with everyone but it doesn't seem right to have the bickering go on all night. Why waste time on fighting?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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She's just physically not as pretty anymore. She definitely lost something. Dima a dozen.
speakit,
Don't be a tease slurt! I have no clue.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Dot?!?!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Sooo.. for shits and giggles, how many of you know who I am? I mean, my former dlisted self? I won't say, but I know people know.
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speakit! No clue! Who are you??!! Give James Haven a hint.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Sooo.. for shits and giggles, how many of you know who I am? I mean, my former dlisted self? I won't say, but I know people know.
Honestly she was great. No bad manners that I could discern. (now pay me Mrs. K.!) Very funny, we had a good time.
p.s. WTF is going on in here? I am too tired/lazy to read through the thread.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008
Honeslty we should let it go... but no it didn't start with K2 she and I never fight.
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It's too boring to even mention anymore.
Strange that someone with no sense of humor is on a humor site. It's like angelina worshippers being here instead of on justjared.
Looking good in the pic there, James! How are you?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 11:42pm.
"continue bestowing us with your wit and charm!"
What wit and charm? CT has been coming down on Chola ALL night long. And not in a good way. For a grammar mistake! A grammar mistake on dlisted! And for the record, CT started with the CUNT word thrown at Chola. There hasn't been one charming, apologetic, sweet post from CT to anyone tonight.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008
Honeslty we should let it go... but no it didn't start with K2 she and I never fight.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Mr. President on October 5, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Hey, James Haven! You should be working for the UN with all your peace negotiation skills.
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Greetings Mr. President! Alot it's done James Haven having peace keeping skills. These bitches are tougher then the bikers at the Honky Tonk Tavern where James Haven worked as a bouncer!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 11:42pm.
LCT! Stop talking foolishness! If living with six crazy kids and two batshit adults, has taught James Haven anything, it's that you can't let anyone get the best of you. So stop responding to anyone that is trying to get you mad and continue bestowing us with your wit and charm!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Chicaloca,
Didn't the fight start originally start with k2? I mean way back? Way way back?
As sam would say, that girl needs to get the stick out of her ass and a dick up her hoochie pronto! I don't know what Carrottop's problem is. Who knew a person with a sign on that erroneously left out a space between carrot and top would bring the world down on you for an alleged grammar mistake. Jeez.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:37pm.
My son pointed out, regardless of what amount of time I set the microwave, I always stop it when it gets down to 10 seconds. wtf is wrong with me? Like I can't wait an extra 10 seconds.
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that beep is jarring. like fingernails on a chalkboard.
plus it gives me a feeling of superiority and control.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Cheesus crust. I'm out. Have a good night people!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:37pm.
My son pointed out, regardless of what amount of time I set the microwave, I always stop it when it gets down to 10 seconds. wtf is wrong with me? Like I can't wait an extra 10 seconds.
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Its cuz subconsciously you/we know microwaves are irradiating our food and that's bad. I turn it on and duck and cover.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 11:39pm
That "warning" wasn't to you it was to everybody else. It is simple do not talk about me without expecting a response.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:37pm.
My son pointed out, regardless of what amount of time I set the microwave, I always stop it when it gets down to 10 seconds. wtf is wrong with me? Like I can't wait an extra 10 seconds.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:38pm.
HOLD IT!! I AM NOT STARTING ANYTHING OK. I AM JUST SAYING...
Some one needs to stop running their mouth, Last I checked child, you gave up because you hand no point and nothing to back up your BS.
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Carrottop is just starting crap with everyone tonight. And he did bail out but now is back, inexplicably, to start crap with me. Just started posting shit for no reason. Just let it go. I think after all this time we can see who the loser was.
EEG tell us about Mrs K's table manners. Does she talk with her mouth full by any chance? Over use the napkin maybe?
Come on, she's no where near here. You can speak freely, you're amongst pissy friends.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:38pm.
HOLD IT!! I AM NOT STARTING ANYTHING OK. I AM JUST SAYING...
Some one needs to stop running their mouth, Last I checked child, you gave up because you hand no point and nothing to back up your BS.
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You're not starting anything? You are fucking unreal.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:37pm.
You'd think... but no, I think Carrottop is serious. The asshole is seriously clogged tonight. Coming down on everyone left and right.
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Because you're being a fucking asshole.
HOLD IT!! I AM NOT STARTING ANYTHING OK. I AM JUST SAYING...
Some one needs to stop running their mouth, Last I checked child, you gave up because you hand no point and nothing to back up your BS.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Single squeeze and a booby grope. True to our ways.
And don't listen to her "old as dirt" shit, woman looks ten years younger than she is!!
Our server thought we were old friends, it made me giggle.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:34pm.
KiwiK and LCT - I think you've both crossed your wires. I didn't read you insulting each other at all. Think it all got mixed up in with the chicaloca replies and cuts and pastes.
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You'd think... but no, I think Carrottop is serious. The asshole is seriously clogged tonight. Coming down on everyone left and right.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:26pm.
O.M.G.
You just posted at 11:23. I hate when people do that. :P
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11:11
4:56
7:47
some of my favourite times.
Also love it when you stop the microwave before it beeps only to discover that the time left is exactly the same as the clock time. brrr. freaky eh?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Did someone say party!?
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:34pm.
KiwiK and LCT - I think you've both crossed your wires. I didn't read you insulting each other at all. Think it all got mixed up in with the chicaloca replies and cuts and pastes.
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Whatever. Now I remember why I stopped coming to this shithole for awhile.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:20pm.
I hate those fucking "parent and pumpkin'" spaces. Until the fucking courts officially decide that being a parent is a handicap or that being childless makes you a second class citizen not entitled to certain privileges, I'm gonna key every god damned car I see in one of those spots.
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Oh crap!!! I'm never going to park in those spaces again! I was thinking up wut my anser wuld be if someone axed me on fryday y wuz i parked in the expektant muthers spot.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Love Carrottop is back to start more fights. Sigh.
Sadly bailed out of the last fight when chola chick got an edge. First we're picking on spelling and now we're picking on what? Me senses a loser.
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What is wrong with you?? Everyone but you was able to move on, yet you kept harping on the spelling and cunt shit, all I said was you didn't know when to let it go. I stopped fighting with the child because it was a waste of time, and you're trying to call me a loser for it? Holy fucking God. The tards are coming out.
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Do you realize this is a humor site? My intentional overuse of the word CUNT and the pointing out that you and Chola were fighting about SPELLING was an attempt to point out how ridiculous you two were being and to move on. Talk about tard. At least she was able to see the humor in it, forgive and forget. And believe me, I was harder on her than you. A fact I now regret. Who the fuck are you anyway? Threatening to report people all the time? Going on and on to some poor girl about her spelling in a forum like this. Her posts were always legible. Maybe you should take the stick out of your ass.
KiwiK and LCT - I think you've both crossed your wires. I didn't read you insulting each other at all. Think it all got mixed up in with the chicaloca replies and cuts and pastes.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.