Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Please don't shoot me for saying this, but John Mayer's version of Free Falling is AMAZING.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on October 5, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Ignore it vany! Just chat with those that make you happy! That is what James Haven does! Doesn't talk to anyone that doesn't talk to him and doesn't take up battle even though he knows Tae Kwon Do! Just ignore and has fun with those that bring a smile!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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@kiwikim,
Airfare from NZ to Auz is free ain't it? Do you wanna kum to my erection parrrrty, kiwi kum? dooyawanna??
Please read my siggy.
Jelly sluts?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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But Chica, you say you don't care what anyone thinks.
So just don't care. I don't. Watch.... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET.
I feel no guilt for that.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 5, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Looks like a typical AJ thread, fight night.
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Seriously. Except the fight is about spelling and according to aquarius, same fight erupted yesterday. Who knew Dlisters were all ex spelling bee geeks?
What ever happened to Love Angelina? She used to get everyone so pissed. Man, she loved Angelina. Her devotion was gorgeous. Unquestioning. Creepy as hell.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
James Haven, would you like to come to my erection party?
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Ooo ooo can I come too please? I can bring bananas!
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Cheemo? Brand of frozen Perogie. This is the second time you've spurred me into the kitchen to eat perogies.
You're not really Canadian are you?
Papers please.
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Oh fuck I have those in my freezer. I thought they were some sort of meat product or something. I have the three cheese ones. Mmmm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008
Lol, James haven, I am the last person to ever fight with anyone these bitches start with me and I am not one to back down from a fight.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
It seems like these are the only photos of her and Brad together while in NYC. She seems to be out by herself more, hopefully they'll break up soon, and we won't have to put up with them anymore!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Glint GLINT GLINT
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Is someone flashing a light in your face?
James Haven, would you like to come to my erection party?
Submitted by aquarius on October 5, 2008 - 10:20pm.
I didn't read the DaVinci Code, either... my husband dragged me to the movie and is still on my ass about reading it, but I got about 20 pages into it and utterly lost interest. I just don't get the appeal.
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I was talked into seeing the movie too. I really liked the crazy albino monk who wrapped his legs in barbed wire. OCD/scruplosity disorder gone wild.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Angie encourages her fans to get up close and personal, Sandy. She welcomes it. You should of seen what that one fan in England did when he saw her! James Haven couldn't sleep for weeks from the disturbance of it all.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Looks like a typical AJ thread, fight night.
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Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:52pm.
yes, u are right...never leaving just upset with all the arguing____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
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hey LCT, did you hear that Anniston might be hooking up with your boy Gerard Butler? hope you don't switch to team Angelina now, lol!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
My glinting blade...
@chicaloca - I really dont care who started it actually, but maybe you could be the one to end it.
@speakit - yea a group of us tried to cohabitate in the forum with the crazies and it was epicfail. I just dont have any interest in it.
And I want to know what a cheemo is too, it sounds like greasy fatty erotic goodness on a plate. mmmmmm
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Glint GLINT GLINT
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Look at the woman standing behind the lass with the glasses. See how she's plugging her nose?
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Maybe she's not plugging her nose. Maybe she's weeping and keeping her nose from running snot all over her holiness.
Maybe Angelina isn't a saint. Maybe she's the devil and she smells like sulphur and she is in fact plugging her nose.
We'll never know.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 5, 2008
Why is it that you are telling me to stop. Did I start this?
...so? be the bigger person you claim to be and let it go. damn I love a good argument more than most and this shit is mad lame!
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Sorry been gone. Dog needed a wazzer. Sorry y suggestions to read about shenpas didn't calm everyone the fuck down. And by everyone I mean one person.
Anyway. I'm going OT b.c. I'm sick of the pissing contest. has anyone ever used Juvaderm? I was reading this thing in the NY Times about the only skin care regimens that help and hyluronic acid injections (juvaderm) was one of them.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 5, 2008
Why is it that you are telling me to stop. Did I start this? Tell the pathetic bitch who started it to stop.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:43pm.
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What makeover? where?
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Dude, you get the award for acute hearing, ya hear me??
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Cheemo? Brand of frozen Perogie. This is the second time you've spurred me into the kitchen to eat perogies.
You're not really Canadian are you?
Papers please.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:47pm.
The forum is not for me.
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I respect that. All I'm suggesting is anyone can make it theirs. No one rules that roost.
The forum's not for me either, btw. ;)
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Look at the woman standing behind the lass with the glasses. See how she's plugging her nose? Brad had been standing next to her moments before. Told you he shouldn't have had those beans! Nasty! That poor woman's eyes were tearin'!
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Bitch, look at the nipple tweak. Where were you when Angie's erogenous zones were under attack?
Note the earrings, they are NOT gold. They are rave phosphorous, K???
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:43pm.
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What makeover? where?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Unfair. I'm not working at the moment and didn't get dressed at all today except to change panties - always a lady! Still in jammies and housecoat. Raining nay, pouring rain all weekend. Even the cat didn't want to go out. Just sitting here unwashed and eating my cheemos and onions. Love the potato/bacon/romano cheese ones - they're my new favourites.
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Me too! I'm sure I smell like I just woke up, too. What the crap's a cheemo?
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:47pm.
**grabs LCT** and slips her some tongue!
Brad keeps a watchful eye whenever James Haven and Angie are alone. But Angie always tells James Haven, before bed, that he will "always be the man of her dreams".
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Jamesy! Make sure there's a chair around next time you do that! I almost fell down!
You're the man of anyone's dreams, Jamesy.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Chica, James Haven has noticed that every time he comes in here you are fighting with someone! Nobody likes a rabblerouser! Stop the foolishness and join in and have some fun.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Chica will you just let it fucking go? It's like grade school up in this shit.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by vanyvrgs on October 5, 2008 - 10:49pm.
vany, you must not let anyone stop you from coming here. Just ignore anyone that has something nasty to say.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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James!!!! You see me over here popping corn and you try to break up a good bitch fight??
OT: you sho is sexy. too bad we're not related or I'd be just your type!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Bitch I know extacly what I called you, and stand by everthing I said your dumbass is feeling stupid and can't even give a reason. You came at me for no reason. You are a fucking hypocrite. Just because someone made a spelling mistake does not give you the right to go after them,. I actually said I was going to leave this alone before you came back with more pointless bull shit. You are fucking pathetic that's what you are.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Look at the woman standing behind the lass with the glasses. See how she's plugging her nose? Brad had been standing next to her moments before. Told you he shouldn't have had those beans! Nasty! That poor woman's eyes were tearin'!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 10:27pm.
"No one has to answer to anyone."
Chica - what world do you live in to hold such a belief?
Holeeee fuck.
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One where you can wear jammies to work every day.
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Unfair. I'm not working at the moment and didn't get dressed at all today except to change panties - always a lady! Still in jammies and housecoat. Raining nay, pouring rain all weekend. Even the cat didn't want to go out. Just sitting here unwashed and eating my cheemos and onions. Love the potato/bacon/romano cheese ones - they're my new favourites.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
_Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Yep, that is wh I don't come here anymore... ___________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Geesh!! Brad really looks like hell! she must have really sucked the life out of him this time, she looks alot better than he does in these pics! Now that she's aged him, and chewed him up, she's probably gonna ditch him soon for another man! always seems to work like that!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:44pm.
**grabs LCT** and slips her some tongue!
Brad keeps a watchful eye whenever James Haven and Angie are alone. But Angie always tells James Haven, before bed, that he will "always be the man of her dreams".
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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"Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 10:42pm."
Been there, done that. The insanity and drama is too much and some people that post in there are totally fucked in the head. Out here you can at least have coherent and semi-intelligent conversations most of the time. The forum is not for me.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
James, you look so bland compared to moi.
James, I loved the crafty use of the shades as a virtual firearm. You rock my ovaries, K?
Stop the fighting! This is James Haven's big night! MK put a photo of him in DLISTED and instead of us partying there is anarchy!
Who cares who was here and who's new and who's not? It's a blog for crying out Angie! Everyone is welcome and everyone should just respect each other's opinions without name calling!
Now, stop the bickering and tell James Haven how much you like his high cheekbones and boyish good looks!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Oh, that's nothing! Lupita pinched Angie's cheek for good luck and her skin, being so sensitive bruised a bit! No worries! Brad would never raise a hand to Angie not while James Haven was around!
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Ooooh, ok. I thought maybe you'd gone in for a smooch and she gave you the old cheek. I, personally, would tongue kiss you like she did in the good old days.
I'm registered for the forum, but I'm not afraid of global criticism. Y'all will jus hafta tolerate me here...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:42pm.
LCT, that tampon hard to flush, yeah?
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Because it's full of GD clots! Clots everywhere!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:40pm.
@James Haven: Bitch - do you know how long we've been waiting for you?
Whadaya think of your chola makeover?
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Evenin' Sand! James Haven has been pretty busy as you can see.
What makeover? where?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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