Sunday, October 5th 2008

Suri Cruise Needs A Night Off

Suri Cruise is the hardest working celebrity trophy baby in the game. I realize that it's in her contract to be Tommy Girl's accessory and escort his midget ass wherever he goes, but damn. Homegirl looks spent. If she keeps it up, she'll have to check into rehab for exhaustion. She needs a few Calgon moments.

Suri was dragged to dinner in NYC last night by Tommy Girl. His kids with Nicole Kidman, Connor and Isabella, were also forced to go. I'm sure it's in there contracts too.

Have you noticed that anyone who spends too much time around Tommy Girl starts to look a lot older than they really are. He sucks the damn youth right out of you. Connor and Isabella look practically middle-aged. Suri's going to be looking like a teenager next week.

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Just for once I'd like to see Suri in a cute little shirt and a pair of PANTS! If they don't put a pair of pant on her come winter and they're still in NY, I'm calling CPS.

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That looks like a case of the tessin' sleepies. You know that good ol' Dextromethorphan! WOOT! lmao.

1) why does suri get a say in wearing a sweater or not!? it's always cold and she's always bare!!
2) connor IS tom's biological son, that's my fact
3) back to the little girl, she appears to be depressed and/or will be psycho soon :(

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on October 5, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I smell a troll, or at the very least someone who is OBSESSED w. the idea of homosexuality

Hey Anon, I'm glad I wasn't the only person who noticed this. Usually everyone just ignores.
What's the old saying about protesting too much?

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DeeleyM - Why would you say Connor is going to be a "Drug crazed thug"? Sounds a tab bit racist to me.

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I feel sorry for her and Katie! And can someone please explain to me why that little robot I mean girl ALWAYS HAS ON DRESSES? Good lord! She is going to look at all these pictures in her weird experimental goth days and be like WTF?

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DeelyM, I agree with you. Izzy is going to be gayelle and probably some sort of activist. But Connor looks like a good kid; I don't think he'll be thuggish. He seems more like Carlton from Fresh Prince. He's going to be some kind of executive in the cult. Watch.

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Is she drunk? She's acting an awful lot like Tara Reid here.

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There should be a law against this freak touching children. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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What's with Suri's hair?
In some pictures..she has ponytails..and others she has her usual messy 'do..
Is she another Mop Head in the making, MK??

I can't wait to see what happens to all these kids when they finally get out of T.C.s clutches.
10 to 1 Izzy's gonna end up a big dyke, Connor's gonna be a drug crazed thug, and Suri's gonna remain the petulent little brat that she appears to be now. The sad thing is, none of this bizaar lifestyle is of their own doing. They're trapped.
Interestingly the frozen faced one disappeared off the T.C. map once she made a name for herself. I don't think she really cared that much about I&C from the outset. Aren't they permitted to spend time with her? Why did she adopt so early in the piece in the marriage? Did she avoid natural childbirth because she didn't want to spoil her 'beatiful' frame? or because of 'fertility' problems? which reminds me...What IS Suri's heritage? Is she adopted too?

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Why is conner dressed like a scientology handler/businessman and his sister is dressed like an 80's lezzie? Weren't they going to the same event?

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on October 6, 2008 - 12:18am.

Cuz he may be teh anti-Krist?

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Why does everyone near Tom Cruise always have a sad look one their face??? I NEVER see Suri smile and for a small child that means something is very wrong.....

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 12:03am.

Well LCT, you did the right thing by moving into another thread. If someone wants to keep the fight going on, no sense in feeding into their issues. Lot's of great people are gone for one reason or another. James Haven would hate to lose anymore of his Dlisted friends!

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Thanks James H.

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Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:58pm.

Probably not LCT, but no one should leave because of anyone else. Lot's of good people are gone or in new "avies" that James Haven doesn't know about. It's just not right.
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I agree. I'm just tired of the drama. I stand up for myself when I have to, but I get tired of people dragging it on and being bullies. Thank God you're here to maintain some sort of normalcy.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 11:56pm.

Jamesy, you've got such a good heart to try to keep the peace in here. Sadly I doubt it's going to happen. I heart you ever so much. Stay happy and fabulous :D

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Probably not LCT, but no one should leave because of anyone else. Lot's of good people are gone or in new "avies" that James Haven doesn't know about. It's just not right.

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Jamesy, you've got such a good heart to try to keep the peace in here. Sadly I doubt it's going to happen. I heart you ever so much. Stay happy and fabulous :D

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Submitted by zomay on October 5, 2008 - 11:26pm.

Hahaha James Haven. How is your dad behind closed doors anyways? I noticed he was in that lame movie "AN AMERICAN CAROL". Is he an ultra right wing kind of guy? Do you two even talk anymore?

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Hello Zomay. Daddy Voight just likes to go against everyone. If you say the sky is blue, he will rant for hours that it's green. He's that kind of a guy. James Haven speaks to him for the sake of peace but it's very difficult. Especially when he wants James Haven to reanact "The Champ" with him and you don't even want to know about "Deliverance"

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Hahaha James Haven. How is your dad behind closed doors anyways? I noticed he was in that lame movie "AN AMERICAN CAROL". Is he an ultra right wing kind of guy? Do you two even talk anymore?

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James Haven knows a thing or two about pesky kids and can tell you that getting into a scrapple over shoes is not a good thing.

One day, Mad wanted to wear his combat boots (a present from Grandpa Voight) James Haven did not feel it was appropriate footwear for a pool party. For crying out Angie, it was 100 degrees!

Well we went at it for two hours! By the time James Haven and Mad arrived at the party, James Haven's shirt was covered in egg (yes, it escalated into an egg fight) and had matted hair. Everyone backed up from James Haven because of the smell (there was no time to change, honestly!) and EVERYONE loved Mad's fashion statement! they said it showed that he had a real sense of who he was!

James Haven sat in the corner for the rest of the day, fermenting in eggs and sun block. So you see, never argue with a child about their shoes.

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anna hannah on October 5, 2008 - 9:21pm.
I never dreamed that my comment about her fugly shoes would create such a buzz. While I know very well that children sometimes insist on wearing the same things over and over again, as a mom, I always got the last say. That's right, a mom actually telling her child what they will and will not wear, HOW DARE I. Also, and even more importantly little feet need good support, and while it is okay to wear ballet type shoes once in a while, constantly wearing something that has no support is not good for feet or their little ankles and designer kiddie footwear is no exception. And while i'm on the soapbox, put a coat on that kid.

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Oh come on, every parent decides which battles to take on. Just because you get the "last word" on your kid's shoes does not make you the perfect parent. I enjoy watching my kid make decisions on her own from time to time. Goodness it is not like she is carrying a crack pipe. Everyone is so critical these days on how OTHERS are parenting. Hell even I do it. But the REAL issue is this little girl being outside ALL the time under the scrutiny of media and camera men. Her parents take her out everywhere. Suri has more money than 80% of the kids on Earth. Alot of kids in this world wear tire scraps on their feet. I wish those kids would get some attention.

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ShiningKnight on October 1

Connor and Isabella are really...husky.

Can they ever put a pair of pants on that poor little girl? Does she always have to be dressed like some play doll?

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Why does Isabella look like a 40 year old housewife?

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homegirl looks awesome in that red! definetly her color.

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Submitted by funsten beewaxer on October 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.

this child is developing serious psychological problems. all one has to do is to look at the series of photos in which she is hiding her face and in which her terror and exasperation at being photographed are evident.
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I got a problem with that too. But to me, it spells sanity. It's very sane to think "WTF? Stop doing that already!" It would make sense especially if they gave her a lot of power at home (which I've heard they do) for her to demonstrate...express her dislike for the practice.

Hell, I know I would!

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I never dreamed that my comment about her fugly shoes would create such a buzz. While I know very well that children sometimes insist on wearing the same things over and over again, as a mom, I always got the last say. That's right, a mom actually telling her child what they will and will not wear, HOW DARE I. Also, and even more importantly little feet need good support, and while it is okay to wear ballet type shoes once in a while, constantly wearing something that has no support is not good for feet or their little ankles and designer kiddie footwear is no exception. And while i'm on the soapbox, put a coat on that kid.

this child is developing serious psychological problems. all one has to do is to look at the series of photos in which she is hiding her face and in which her terror and exasperation at being photographed are evident.

idiot "celebrities" such as tom cruise who have a need to prove their masculinity by flaunting their children really ought to seek help - for the children and for themselves.

I'll say it again - when the shoes are leather or vinyl, you have to put socks on their feet! I mean, that's just cruel.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 5, 2008 - 8:17pm.
hey guys, look at this:

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Wow. They all look so happy. Tommy girl, you are a black cloud. Way to suck the joy out of every living being in your proximity.

The child might be in better hands with White Oprah. Her children may be drunk but at least they have some life to them.

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Goodness Connor looks like he's 27 years old

Suri is adorable...FWIW, when my kid was 2, she insisted on wearing a dress EVERY DAY along with sassy shoes-no tennis shoes-no matter the weather, the event, no matter how much I protested, cajoled & begged. It wasn't worth a fight-I had to pick my battles & wearing a dress every day was the least of my worries. :) So I can sympathize with TomKat on that issue.
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I feel sorry for this poor child. They need to quit dragging her out everywhere at all hours.

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Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 8:14pm.

dang I been namejacked! lol

WTF! So you have...

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hey guys, look at this:

Blogger Hilton Collects $87K From Lohan Pal Ronson

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dang I been namejacked! lol

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I'll say. She needs to be taken home, put in her jammies, and tucked in. She probably passed out, during the car ride home.

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Submitted by just sayin on October 5, 2008 - 7:54pm.

I think Suri Boss *refuses* to wear one. Hence, Daddy bot has to carry the blankie & bear around permanently *just in case* Suri Boss calls for it.

Isabella thinkin' *they never pandered to me like this* fucking spoiled/spoilt brat.

What's going on here in these photos from JJ? It was 48 degrees in NYC and Suri has a sleeveless outfit on while everyone else is bundled up in their winter clothes...

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/10/05/katie-holmes-alices-tea-cup/#com...

Dementa: I totally get that about the Scientology thing. But what mother would accept that and just move on? I suppose as part of her contract with Tom she agreed to give up her parental rights off the record, as she probably was paid a lot of money to be married to him.

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I'm sure Suri hated Nobu, at the table it must have been like...can we go...can we go...can we go.

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His older kids are looking more and more like Scientology handlers. Same suits and Top Gun aviator glasses. And why are they so damn fat? Is barley water full of carbs or something?

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All the kids are cute. I love suri.

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Submitted by Old sparky on October 5, 2008 - 6:42pm.

I noticed that with the pictures of her in a velvet dress that were posted earlier.

I don't know much about Scientology. Maybe every day is Christmas.

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Submitted by Lindalou on October 5, 2008 - 7:00pm.

Not Michael Jackson. Those kids are safe from anything.

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Submitted by moonmaid: "I remember when I was a kid, and my big shot executive dad used to drag us out to fancy restaurants to parade us in front of clients... Tom "clueless" Cruise should do his child a favor and leave her home with a babysitter and some fun games when he goes out to Nobu for his photo op. Selfish twat."

Amen to that. Not to mention that little kids should be in bed by the time most adults are eating dinner (8:00?)

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Why is it that the celebs wear shades and jackets but their kids go unprotected?

Waiting for Conor & Isabella to write a tell all book! Love Suri's slippers....from the Michael K collection of course....