Sunday, October 5th 2008
Suri Cruise Needs A Night Off
Suri Cruise is the hardest working celebrity trophy baby in the game. I realize that it's in her contract to be Tommy Girl's accessory and escort his midget ass wherever he goes, but damn. Homegirl looks spent. If she keeps it up, she'll have to check into rehab for exhaustion. She needs a few Calgon moments.
Suri was dragged to dinner in NYC last night by Tommy Girl. His kids with Nicole Kidman, Connor and Isabella, were also forced to go. I'm sure it's in there contracts too.
Have you noticed that anyone who spends too much time around Tommy Girl starts to look a lot older than they really are. He sucks the damn youth right out of you. Connor and Isabella look practically middle-aged. Suri's going to be looking like a teenager next week.
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Does anyone else find a bright red satin dress on a child of that age incongruous on any other night besides christmas eve????
For all the money Tommy Girl is supposed to have spent on clothes for her for the past year, you'd think she would have a jacket or two and more pairs of shoes. Maybe her robot feet have fused together with these ones and they can't get them off anymore.
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Ever since Suri wore that Matilda outfit, I've come to think of her as Matilda, except the opposite: all she wants to do is watch TV but her dad keeps making her read L. Ron Hubbard books.
And yes, she does know how to read at age 2 or 3 or whichever she is. I just know it.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on October 5, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I smell a troll, or at the very least someone who is OBSESSED w. the idea of homosexuality
Hey Anon, I'm glad I wasn't the only person who noticed this. Usually everyone just ignores.
What's the old saying about protesting too much?
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Submitted by original putas on October 5, 2008 - 2:37pm
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I agree, I find Mrs. Patrick Campbell's posts almost intolerably offensive. I don't know why no one else does...I have reported it many times. I hope everyone else is, too.
Suri looks like she's turning into a serious brat. That's what happens when you don't say no to your kids. It should be scary to see what she's like when she's older. Hopefully she will move away from that cult and surprise us, God Willing.
Why doesn't she play with the dragon tale twins. They are semi-scientology aren't they? Only problem when Emme is 2 she's going to be like "move over biotch, I'm the diva now"
Look at Isabella's face - Suri seems be acting up, but she doesn't even turn to check on her. She could care less about Suri. Can't say I blame her.
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Isabella Cruise looks just like Jodie Foster twin sister
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Paris Herpes and Putas> Guys, this person seems to never post anything except for accusations that so-and-so is gay. I swear. I smell a troll, or at the very least someone who is OBSESSED w. the idea of homosexuality.
He is a good father no question about that.He loves his kids a lot,you can tell.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Maybe the Gay Cruiser should give her a break and just show photos of her with "See, I'm heterosexual!" printed across the face. Same effect, after all.
And it creeps me out that she's always wearing these expensive little poufy dresses that are normally only trotted out for special occasions. Never pants or overalls, or even a little cotton dress that she can play in. It just shows how Tommygirl sees her -- as a convenient doll who must never get dirty or do non-photo-op stuff.
Miami, actually they say that the reason Nicole doesn't get to spend time with her first two kids is because since they're now teens, Tammy insists that they "disconnect" from ehr because she's a "repressive person." That's basically what they do with anyone who isn't a devout Scienobot, especially family.
Why does no one look into this family and raising this kid? Yeah when Britney had her kid in the front of her car all hell broke loose. I mean you just have to look at the poor kids face (when you can see it) to know this kid is in trouble.
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Suri is always trotted out like she is some sort of doll instead of a living, breathing child.
I know she is not of this world, but even aliens must be feeling the chill of NYC at night.
Everyone keeps talking about Suri's shoes but I'm more concerned with why she is never wearing a jacket! It's getting chilly in NY now especially at night.
connor looks big and strong enough to make a break for it...
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I remember when I was a kid, and my big shot executive dad used to drag us out to fancy restaurants to parade us in front of clients and order all kinds of exotic food for us. We'd eat way too much crazy stuff, and he'd send us back to our mom, who would have to deal with us when we woke up crying with stomach aches in the middle of the night.
Those pics of Suri kind of remind me of that. Tom "clueless" Cruise should do his child a favor and leave her home with a babysitter and some fun games when he goes out to Nobu for his photo op. Selfish twat.
My daughter who is 2, will only wear her favorite pair of shoes. She has many pairs, but will only (At the moment) wear her favorite. Also she refuses to go anywhere without her favorite hat. So I can understand why we see this little girl with the same shoes.
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I do not get why his kids Conner and Isabel do not live with him. His whole life revolves around appearances. So why not have them live at home and just not speak to them? I also hear Nicole "Frozen Face" Kidman doesn't see or speak to them. Those poor kids!
I would say they are better off living with his sister, but they are not. She too is a Scientologist.
Tommy is an energy vampire.
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Nobu could just dip some maguro in tempura and deep fry it: $40 fishsticks.
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it is sad to see the kids hiding their faces. it seems the paps don't think about how the flash might hurt a child's eyes or how a child might be frightened of a horde of strangers.
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What's sad is that Tommy doesn't care how the flash affects her. If he doesn't give a shit, why should the paps.
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it is sad to see the kids hiding their faces. it seems the paps don't think about how the flash might hurt a child's eyes or how a child might be frightened of a horde of strangers.
maybe that is why tom continues to drag that baby blanket around when he is with suri... so she can hide under it if she wants.
it is nice to see conner and isabella though.
It's like the little boy in Sex and the City with the red glitter shoes.. The sister, They used to be mine... the dad, and now he never goes anywhere without them! lol. Kids set themselves on something and that's that for some days, weeks, months or years until they find something new to be in love with. She's cute although the photo with just her looking down is creeping me out it's too horror movieish.
Suri is one of the cutest celebrity babies. So is Shiloh.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
anna hannah: maybe Suri throws a fucking fit any time they try and get her to wear another pair of shoes. It is very possible- you know that kid is a spoiled bitch who has never heard the word "no".
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Damn, Tom really is short-- his daughter's almost half as tall as he is now.
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Submitted by sarah1104 on October 5, 2008 - 3:26pm.
What do you think goes through your mind when you are adopted by Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I mean seriously... you have to think, my parent's were probably some poor teenager who couldn't take care of me, and I get adopted by 2 of the most famous people in the world. I mean, it's like winning the lottery. I wish I got that lucky!
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Google Scientology and do some reading.
'Poor teenager' will look mighty fine after about 20 mins of reading.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 1:10pm.
I don't know how many more pictures I can take of poor celebrity children shielding their faces or hiding from the paps. It's heartbreaking.
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It's disgusting is what it is. In Britain they can't publish pictures of minor children - they pixel out their faces. Should do the same here.
And not just because of the horrible horrible flashbulbs going off - which is bad enough!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
What do you think goes through your mind when you are adopted by Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I mean seriously... you have to think, my parent's were probably some poor teenager who couldn't take care of me, and I get adopted by 2 of the most famous people in the world. I mean, it's like winning the lottery. I wish I got that lucky!
THANK YOU anna hannah!!! I thought I was the only one who noticed that she seems to only have one pair of shoes...at least buy them in different colors or something...silver doesn't go with everything!!!
WOW. I thought izzabella was the nanny. Really. It took me a sec to figure out who connor was and realize he wasnt on staff...but who in Tommy Girl's family isnt on staff, really?
LOL I thought Connor was his bodyguard!
Isabella reminds me of Frances Bean.
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Conner and Isabella are looking very good. Suri is the cuteness.
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Ew at the negro sizemeat, that smacks to me as not only completely perverse, but really really racist!
Your face!
Isn't Nobu a Japanese restaurant? They have chicken teriyaki at least, most kids will eat that. If Suri's already started eating sushi then that explains her looking totally wasted, poor thing got into the sake! Mmmmm, sake makes my mouth water!
Your face!
Just wondering, Does little Suri own any other pair of fucking shoes? I'm only asking because every photograph she is ever in I see her wearing the gold or the silver tranny metallic shoes. Somebody please get that kid a pair of sneakers, or at least a nice pair of patten leather MaryJanes.
"Mrs Patrick" you're projecting your own fantasies of fucking young boys with "negro sizemeat" onto Tom Cruise.
What we "need to discuss" is your absolute need to get help with this sick perversion. Or at the very least "lets discuss" this: I will not think twice about killing a pervert who so much as looks twice at my child. I'm not an absentee parent. No matter whats going on with my kid, I absolutely know. Many people are this way. So, you remember this the next time you think about carrying out one of your "negro sizemeat" fantasies.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on October 5, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Conner , no doubt because he is so butt-ugly, has by now some large respectable negro sizemeat swinging in his shorts. Has Tammy tasted it yet?
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you mean to tell me they don't have a kids meal at nobu???!?!
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They were eating at Nobu. What would a two-year old find to eat at Nobu??
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on October 5, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Conner , no doubt because he is so butt-ugly, has by now some large respectable negro sizemeat swinging in his shorts. Has Tammy tasted it yet?
Discuss!
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ok, that was fucking sick. I don't like TC, I think he is a liar, and gay as all hell, but he would NOT molest his child.
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Connor is one good looking young man. Too bad he's trapped in a cult.
wyle- the "homely nanny" is his daughter Isabella.....
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How can a toddler rock a designer dress all day without messing it up with ice cream stains, dirt from the park, scars from the playground from playing with her friends, and... Oh, yeah...I forgot.
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there's no doubt the kid is cute.. it's just disgusting the way that they use the kid for their benefit... Just sick.
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I think Suri is flippin us the bird in the last thumbnail.
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That little girl is so cute but for god's sake, buy her a pair of jeans and a T shirt. She's not a toy. I agree with love carrottop that it is awful to see the paps in kid's faces just because their parents are fame whores with no morals, decency and common sense.
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Why does that poor kid Conner always have to wear a designer suit? Doesn't he own any casual clothes?
I'm glad to see that Isabella is rocking the chunk!
Your face!