Sunday, October 5th 2008
Suri Cruise Needs A Night Off
Suri Cruise is the hardest working celebrity trophy baby in the game. I realize that it's in her contract to be Tommy Girl's accessory and escort his midget ass wherever he goes, but damn. Homegirl looks spent. If she keeps it up, she'll have to check into rehab for exhaustion. She needs a few Calgon moments.
Suri was dragged to dinner in NYC last night by Tommy Girl. His kids with Nicole Kidman, Connor and Isabella, were also forced to go. I'm sure it's in there contracts too.
Have you noticed that anyone who spends too much time around Tommy Girl starts to look a lot older than they really are. He sucks the damn youth right out of you. Connor and Isabella look practically middle-aged. Suri's going to be looking like a teenager next week.
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Tommy Girl has this really great gayelle look going, he even makes Katie copy him, making half the gayelle population think she's all lesbionic and shit. Poor Suri looks totally wasted on barley water!
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Suri reminds me of the little girl in that hilarious "The Landlord" skit with Will Ferrel from FunnyorDie.com in this pic.."I need to get my drink on!" LMAO
And ROTFL at Sandbitch's avie..too funny!
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Isabella and Connor seem like really nice kids.
Suri not like jacket!
Daddy carry blankie EVERYWHERE!
omg For a second there I thought that 'homely' nanny was Katie Holmes.
I swear... put a bit more weight on the girl and it could be her.
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How much does Tammy pay her photographer who follows her everywhere taking these carefully posed and staged 'family' (LOL) fotos?
Tammy looks exactly like the 100% homosexual that she is!
Totally agree with the coat comments. It's cold here at night! And that poor girl is going to have feet uglier than Paris Hilton's if they never let her wear anything but "dress-up" shoes.
How come no one was talking when angie ho and brad 1st got to new york and were all bundled up but little shiloh was just wearing a t-shirt.
Say what you want about Tom, he's not my fav either but, I call this a real family, unlike some others. Suri is adorable and that Connor is going to be a heartbreaker.
Isabella looks EXACTLY like David Miscavige. No question who her babydaddy is.
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suri looks damn cute
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Submitted by Am on October 5, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by JuneStar on October 5, 2008 - 1:12pm.
why the HELL don't they bundle this little girl up? all the adults wear coats, but she is just in short sleeves?
Answer: Her motherboard would overheat if she wore a coat.
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Isabella is emitting gayelle vibes. Someone should hook her up with Samro.
I wonder if the birth parents of Connor and Isabella know who adopted their kids?
Jesus, why hasn't the GMD got the memo? We don't care about you anymore and famewhoring the child that isn't yours doesn't make us either.
Poor Suri, she is seriously gonna be one messed up person later in life.
U know used to rag on this kid for being a brat but after seeing these pics , I really feel for the kid. I mean I think she must have this fucked up vision of what reality is... That child should be taken away from them for using her as a photo op... Disgusting!
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Submitted by JuneStar on October 5, 2008 - 1:12pm.
why the HELL don't they bundle this little girl up? all the adults wear coats, but she is just in short sleeves?
Answer: Her motherboard would overheat if she wore a coat.
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Conner Cruise looks like he's ready for the cover of GQ. Or a starring role in "Zoolander II".
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"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Marverick!"
I agree LCT, the poor kids must get so freaked out.
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And I'm lost behind
The words I'll never find
And I'm left behind
As the seasons roll on by
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it's really chilly in NYC this weekend, esp at night. why the HELL don't they bundle this little girl up? all the adults wear coats, but she is just in short sleeves? that is such bullshit, and i'm really getting sick of seeing it. and does she really need to be dressed up in the same dress and shoes every day? just variations of the colors but the same style of dress. she's like a cabbage patch kid or something jeeze. she's going to REBEL soon.
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I don't know how many more pictures I can take of poor celebrity children shielding their faces or hiding from the paps. It's heartbreaking.