Sunday, October 5th 2008
How Many Spanx Does It Take?
Mimi hosted a night at Bank at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night and most likely spent the entire night standing and holding her breath for dear life. Don't worry. I'm sure her toy husband was waiting in the back with an oxygen tank just in case she needed a breath of air. I doubt she did. Mimi is a professional "sucker-inner."
I love how she didn't take her hands off of her waist once. She was probably thinking about the safety of others. If she let go, a large army of Spanx would have burst forth and dozens of innocent people could have been caught in the crossfire. Mimi cares!
Wenn, Wireimage
She has to keep her hands glued to her waist at ALL TIMES! OMG and that huge chunk-o-mariah beef hangin' from her pits is yummy.
Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Yeah...what's up with that?? At first I thought I wasn't logged in, but I was....when did this start?
Damn she is about to fucking die in that thing! She is like my cousin! It's makes them feel better to get a smaller size and then stuff their fat ass in it just to have a small size dress. Which is stupid.
I know this is a novel concept, but why doesn't she just get the dress in the next size?
She'd probably still look ridiculous, but at least she could put her arms down without fear of backfat creeping out
Submitted by JoMama on October 5, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Has anyone else noticed the uncanny resemblance between Mimi & the chick in the Matte Lame bodysuit ad on this page?
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Yes! Very astute observation.
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Good lord, her spray-on tan is splotchy as all get out. And her pit hair needs a trim, bless her heart (either shave it all or don't shave any of it; those little prickly hairs are nasty).
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
her and nick's photo look like a highschool yearbook photo.
Butterface girl.
Sassy
*shudder* yeah...now it's just a muffin top, but arms down...*shudder*
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and still have things to say.
I think she has her arms up so her ugly fake fat titties connected to her armpits don't create a blubber roll.
I like the pix of her underneath the large fish. Is she implying something?
"Hey, I smell like tuna and this is the only position my arms will go into! At least I know my pits are aired out."
roxie - LOLOL! i just bought a brunswick bowling ball too hahahaha
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
i think she had her implants done at the bowling alley, they must be Brunswick
So what's that powdery, blotchy stuff all over her chest and shoulders? Residue from the coke binge in the limo on the way to the party?
She looks like she's practicing her best Wonder Woman pose. Give it up, Mimi! No one does it like Lynda C!
I can armpit fart better than she can sing.
Atleast she can sing.
I don't think we're gonna wake up to anything better in the world.
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Did you make anything better? Then quit your bitching. :P
edited cuz it made me look like I was quoting myself.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 12:33am.
There weren't many posts today and they were all lame.
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Maybe that's why everyone is fightin'? Just saw the front page of Monday's NYTimes and I don't think we're gonna wake up to anything better in the world. I hope Monday is a happier day on dlisted. I mean, if you can't laugh here, we are all pretty much done for.
I am laughing about her arms though.
She doesn't want the fat back/pit hangover. LOL
There weren't many posts today and they were all lame.
Good gravy I just noticed her pit stubble...and why IS she all ashy looking? again shes a 'tard....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Is it my imagination or her big chi chis that make her head look so small?
I non-♥ her.
Ok Mimi, Simon says,"hands on your hips". Simon says, "hands on your head"...Mimi...Mimi
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MIMI!!!! The love of my life! Thanks for posting this, MK - I needed it after the sucky night I had tonight.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
She still leaves texts for James Haven. She is only with Nick because James Haven turned her down. She has too many hangups. She wears socks on the beach, sleeps with a nightlight, eats oreos in the bath, turns in circles three times before she turns out the light, and has a crush on Billy Ray Cyrus! The oreos, James Haven can take, even the nightlight, but Billy Ray?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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thanks TITS, even kitty gotta put up dukes tonight, it's rough in here.
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Cutest avatar EVER.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by ophelia_drowns: "I guess women have to stay youthful because of some bullshit thing about men instinctively seeking fertile woman to have their babies or something."
But what I don't get is why some women have to fight it so hard. I know some older women who look - and ARE really fabulous even though they have wrinkles.
My MIL, for example. She has killer clothes, which are totally appropriate for a woman her age, but she has STYLE - like Jackie O-magnitude style. She isn't trying to look sexy or snag a man. She commands respect. She is confident, has lots of interesting hobbies, has an active social life, she's a terrific hostess, has fun wherever she is. If getting old bothers her, she's not showing it.
I think if you have enough substance, you don't need a man. And if you don't NEED a man, you're not desperate to snag anything with a penis who you can tolerate. And if you're not desperate, you don't need to look like a 20 year old bimbo. If you're a quality woman, a quality man will hunt you down.
Man, those pics are all sorts of wrong: you guys are right, I DON'T think she can put her arms down, when did she get all pasty looking like that and WHAT is that mess all over her chest? Gross.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 7:40pm.
"... I'd tell her myself, but I don't speak unicorn.***
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*Clapping*
Oh, and Chris Cornell is gorgeous. So is his daughter (and wife).
@ the picture of her with Nick-
It looks like some small town prom picture. He's standing behind her, hands loosely and awkwardly on her- not too much - like he's scared of his 'date's dad taking the picture. He has this nervous grin *am I gonna get any tonight?) with his sad sack peachfuzz looking pseudo 'stache.
All that's missing is the fucking carnation corsage.
With babies breath.
@ The peeps talking about Chris Cornell. Oh boy oh boy is that guy drop dead gorgeous (and he knows it lol). Loved him since the early 90's. What a beautiful face: Those lips, those eyes, that skin and hair!!!
His lucky, lucky, lucky wife.
we todd it
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
I LOVE how vain this douchess is! She is blissfully unaware of how much ridicule she gets from her life of excess.She is part of what is wrong with our celebrity worshipping society. She gets paid astronomical amounts of money to do what? She sings! Granted she sings well but big whoop. People (celebs) like her a living the high life while average hard working people are getting screwed over. It just makes me so angry.
America is in financial hardship at the moment. Yet these stupid, shallow, greedy celebs are out there smiling and posing for the cameras. Recession? What recession?
she looks like she has an airhose up her ass.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."-MK and the majority of dlisted
I can't imagine being so lame as to put on an outfit and say, "dang it doesn't quite fit right. I know, instead of putting on something (in my massive closet) that fits, I'll just walk around with my hands on my hips and NO ONE will even notice"
she may want to check into rehab now and just prevent that second mental breakdown, cuz that's just beyond doofusville.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 9:14pm.
I edited out the "middle-aged" part because no one wants to see a middle-aged woman squeeze into a unitard either.
I guess women have to stay youthful because of some bullshit thing about men instinctively seeking fertile woman to have their babies or something. But why fight time? Mariah's established enough that she shouldn't feel the need to compete with Rhianna and Katy Perry.
Submitted by angel_i on October 5, 2008 - 9:00pm.
ohhhhhhhhhhh You're right, I didn't spot that at first. There's no way she could put her arms down.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Men don't really have this problem to the same degree. Aside from leather bomber jackets that is.
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Well, men's bodies aren't as fetishized as women's--in that hot pants and halter tops for men are harder to find at the mall--so no one's asking for a man to squeeze into a unitard.
Submitted by ophelia_drowns on October 5, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Well, men's bodies aren't as fetishized as women's--in that hot pants and halter tops for men are harder to find at the mall--so no one's asking for a middle-aged man to squeeze into a unitard.
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NO ONE wants to see that. Unless the man in question just happens to be a russian ballet dancer in his early 20's.
But yeah, you're right. I wonder why the switch doesn't flip for some women from youthful object to grown adult?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
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..and the front boobage/armpit overhang too.
That hand is creeping me out. I thought it was from a corpse in a horror movie. brr
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Um, I'm too drunk to read this thread, but if you're talking about the way Mariah dresses, she's in complete denial about her age. That is all. Night night!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 5, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Albatross, I agree.
There is a woman at school, where I pick up my little guy in the afternoons. She has a fabulous, beautiful set of legs, but she wears micro minis, Mary Jane platform shoes, and barrettes in her hair. Then you see her face- mid forties, easy. She looks ridiculous. I want to say something to her so badly......
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I see this a lot. I work in a small 'government' town where business wear standards are almost non-existent. They have no examples of what you should be wearing for your age in a lot of cases. I know far too many women in their 30's and 40's doing all their shopping at le chateau and suzy shear. They think they look cute.
Men don't really have this problem to the same degree. Aside from leather bomber jackets that is.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
I know! It's the back flab at the top of the dress! If she puts her arms down, we'll see it!
Gotcha, Mimi!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
I've used that pose. Your thumbs cover up the back-hip bulge and you use the rest of your hand to hold your gut in.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Ummm. Is that supposed to be make up all over her arms and chest?
That shit is the wrong color or something.
Ewww.
But din't she just look skinny in some other pics all by herself...could it be all about the boobies...?
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I just cannot imagine being uncomfortable a whole time for an image. Fuck it, she's rich already, send someone for some sweats. That's a silly bitch right thurr.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
Albatross, I agree.
There is a woman at school, where I pick up my little guy in the afternoons. She has a fabulous, beautiful set of legs, but she wears micro minis, Mary Jane platform shoes, and barrettes in her hair. Then you see her face- mid forties, easy. She looks ridiculous. I want to say something to her so badly......
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And I'm lost behind
The words I'll never find
And I'm left behind
As the seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
I HATE HER VOICE, HATE HATE HATE HATE.
It sounds like she sings through her nose, her music sucks assssss.
I really don't like her. :)