Sunday, October 5th 2008
How Many Spanx Does It Take?
Mimi hosted a night at Bank at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night and most likely spent the entire night standing and holding her breath for dear life. Don't worry. I'm sure her toy husband was waiting in the back with an oxygen tank just in case she needed a breath of air. I doubt she did. Mimi is a professional "sucker-inner."
I love how she didn't take her hands off of her waist once. She was probably thinking about the safety of others. If she let go, a large army of Spanx would have burst forth and dozens of innocent people could have been caught in the crossfire. Mimi cares!
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Poor Mimi. Like me, she suffers from terminal adolescence.
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Bitch needs to start dressing her age. She looks ridiculous.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Has anyone else noticed the uncanny resemblance between Mimi & the chick in the Matte Lame bodysuit ad on this page?
Breathe, Mimi, just breathe...
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@Parislucksliterally: Lucky you! I saw him too, in a small venue here in South Florida. Unfortunately I was like 100 feet away. But maybe that is a good thing. If I was close to the stage, who knows what would have happened? ;-)
Laughing that in every picture Mooriah has her hands by her waist...maybe if she drops her hands her boobs pop out?
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You think it would just be easier to wear a dress that fit. Why don't people understand that small clothes make them look bigger? I'd tell her myself, but I don't speak unicorn.
The fat under her armpits being pinched out of the top of her dress looks really really painful.
Her ribs are going to crack, but she looks good lol.
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If she disposed of the dirty blonde hair, the obvious implants and the teen hooker style, she'd look so much better. And younger.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
It's a Sarah Palin updo. Fancy schmancy!
Forget stitching, this mofo of a dress was fucking STAPLED!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
wow -- that hair. it's unbelievable. it reminds me of how girls from the trailer park style their hair for high school. wowee, what are those called, hoochie handles?
She should tour with the Trannycat Dolls. She'll be sucking it in and they'll be tucking it in.
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this no new comments thing bites the big one...
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
Mimi looks so uncomfortable because she has to pee, but it will take 20 minutes to get out of this uncomfortable ensemble to do it.
Mimi's smile is faker than Tom Cruise's Stepford Hag Katie-Bot. And that's saying something.
She does look like she is sucking in for dear life.
All that money and this dumb ass doesn't get her armpits lasered
My back is fucked up and I have to wear an orthopedic corset to keep my back from bending. It's uncomfortable as hell. It cheers me up to see Me Me looks more uncomfortable than me.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
It looks like if she lets go of her waist her she'll explode
Damn it that woman STILL has her rings on backwards...
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She can't dress for shit. It's embarrassing.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
WTF is with her SKIN? Reverse melasma?
She looks like crap.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
If that dress splits everyone in a one mile radius will be severly injured.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
This looks like it must be terribly uncomfortable to wear for any length of time...and you've got to wonder how she manages to breathe. Probably little tiny gulps of air. Everything about Mimi is SO artificial and fake...
Why ARE her hands always on her hips? She looks like a mannequin.
Wait.. is it a mannequin?
What's that all over her skin? Is she shedding it? lol!
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she looks like some sort of professional football player in that dress...truly awful...
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Submitted by Miami on October 5, 2008 - 4:49pm.
@Parissucksliterally: I saw him (Chris Cornell) last year. I LOVE him and think he was and is drop dead gorgeous!
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this will be my 4th time seeing him at a smaller venue......LOVE him. So damn gorgeous, and so damn talented!
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And I'm lost behind
The words I'll never find
And I'm left behind
As the seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
mimi was probably sewn into that dress...if she makes any attempt to breathe, those nearby might lose an eye from the flyaway stitching it took to hold this dress into place....
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Mariah needs to stop.
She is just sad. I think if she just focused on what made her famous in the first place things would be different for her.
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If she didn't have those oversize stupid boobs shoved into her chest, she'd look ten years younger.
The answer to your question, MK, is: several, along with several handlers to stuff her into them.
But she seems happy lately. Methinks it's a non-stop fest of sex and "honeybunchie" babytalk at the Carey/Cannon house these days. {gag}
I thought that whole Vegas bling nightclub bullshit was passe'.
Peep-toe shoes with pantyhose??? Tacky.
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
@Parissucksliterally: I saw him (Chris Cornell) last year. I LOVE him and think he was and is drop dead gorgeous!
does anyone else notice how the words "the bank" are behind her? i bet nick cannon did! :o
It is obvious that it took a team of about 6 people to suck her into that dress. Not to mention the dress has titanium reinforcement so that she doesn't bust the fabric at the seams.
She looks good. But she is definitely sucking in with the intensity of a Dyson vacuum.
Me, Myself, and I? I love the sheer genius and artistry of Spanx. Thank GODDESS for that shit.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher than Nigerian hair!"
wtf is wrong with her skin? in the larger pics her chest region is all spotted, is this bad makeup or does she have some kind of skin diesease??
Crazy bitch stuffed herself into an expensive sausage casing.
Uggg, I hate how Nick Cannon always stands behind her with his hands on her waste when they pose for pics. It always looks like a ridiculous prom night picture, circa 1987....and...I was kinda feeling this look until I scrolled down and saw the school girl panty hose she was wearing with it..then again, I have a feeling she was hiding some major cellulite issues.
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She must be wearing Spanx on her skull to keep her head together.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
wait, isn't she supposed to be pregnant or something? that just ain't right...
I dare her to do Y.M.C.A. .... YAY!
Submitted by Hekki on October 5, 2008 - 2:18pm.
That's because if she put her arms down, the back fat would have spilled over into a labia-looing mess. Like Beywance.
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Yeah, realized it now that you said it. But man, keep your arms up the whole night? Damn that bitch is dedicated.
thanx spanx!
too funny how she is holding her hips in
Nick Cannon is still kinda hot to me, he really has a lot of talent and needs to get his act together.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
Is that James Haven peeking around the corner in the main pic?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
I'll take Mimi's crazy train driving, organic hot mess, fat ass tryin' to be skinny, still thinkin' she is 20, hello kitty loving self over most of the other pop tarts ANY DAMN DAY!
TEAM MIMI!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
That body on her just doesn't look right. She should just embrace the lbs Aretha style and let it go.
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She reminds me of Jennifer Hudson, if you want to wear smaller things then maybe you should think about working out and dieting. Or just find somebody that KNOWS how to dress you!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Fat.
Ugly.
Gross Hair.
Weird pose.
Tights with dress a complete mess.
Not one fucking thing right with this at all.
Pig in lipstick orright.
Good Ginger, Good dog.