Sunday, October 5th 2008
How Many Spanx Does It Take?
Mimi hosted a night at Bank at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night and most likely spent the entire night standing and holding her breath for dear life. Don't worry. I'm sure her toy husband was waiting in the back with an oxygen tank just in case she needed a breath of air. I doubt she did. Mimi is a professional "sucker-inner."
I love how she didn't take her hands off of her waist once. She was probably thinking about the safety of others. If she let go, a large army of Spanx would have burst forth and dozens of innocent people could have been caught in the crossfire. Mimi cares!
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She should embrace her size 8 ass. She would look so much better if she just realized she's a "mature" women and not an 18 year old. Probably has a closet full of size 2's. Poor thing.
she looks so fucking uncomfortable.
i just read somewhere they call this particular stance 'Backus Fat Avoidanceous Pose
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on October 5, 2008 - 2:30pm.
ich glaube it was around about the time she lost went verrückt and started believing she's a mermaid or butterfly or unicorn or whatever the fuck it is.
bitch is nuts.
hey parisherpes! I still love it....
I am going to see Cornell at the House Of Blues on 10/25....I am SOOOO excited! He is my music GOD.
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And I'm lost behind
The words I'll never find
And I'm left behind
As the seasons roll on by
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Rut ro, her chi chi's are getting bigger, we all know what that means. She's packing on the pounds or she's preggo.
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parissucksliterally, I loved that song when I was 16!
Your face!
Ouch...that looks painful. You can see the fat trying to escape out of the top of her dress.
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I can't believe that so few people have realised that she has been releasing the same song over and over again for years.
Same crappy beat with the same crappy baby vocals.
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she looks so awkward.
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To be sure she kept that girdle in place, she super-glued her hands at the waist.
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I still don't understand what happened to her. What exactly was the reason that made her turn from a classy R&B singer to a 5 dollar hooker barbie?
Mottola should have kept her on the leash forever.
That looks like the same dress Angelina wore to the premiere last night. Only shorter and tighter!!!
Mimi LET IT GO!
Why would try and squeeze urself into a dress that just doesn't fit? I think Mimi is bat shit crazy and only a crazy woman would try to do this.
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She looks like she's thinking "Can't...breathe!"
she always looks as if she is sucking in her gut for dear life, and it makes her shoulders look line-backer-ish.....
at least she is wearing tights, and not showing a ridiculous amount of skin. I'll give her that.
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And I'm lost behind
The words I'll never find
And I'm left behind
As the seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
Ah smile despite the pain! Probably a whole lotta Spanx going on there. This is what it looks like when Mimi squeezes herself into a size 2 I suppose...
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That's because if she put her arms down, the back fat would have spilled over into a labia-looing mess. Like Beywance.