Wino's Nose Has Had It
If you ever think you have it really fucking bad, just think of the Crackie of Camden's nose. That nose has been through some tough shit and it's about to call it a day! Fox News reports that Amy Wino's nose is thisclose to standing up and screaming, "I quit this bitch!" A friend of Wino's says that she's worried about her nose.
The friend said, “Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone." When Wino was told her nose is looking wrecked, she said, "Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it. With that she fell against the DJ stand and seemed to fall asleep.”
I don't blame her nose. It's probably sick of being used like a damn Dirt Devil. Wino's nose has more residual white shit dripping out of it than Gay Al Reynold's ass at a gay pride orgy. The inside of her nose probably looks like a bomb site. But honestly, Wino has bigger shit to worry about than her nose busting out of there. She needs to worry about her fucking organs calling in sick one day.
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She reminds me of that crazy huffer Allison on Intervention, who stares at the camera like a trapped feral cat (as one commenter noted about Ms. Wino), and wails, "It's like I'm walkin' on sunshine!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8EFb_SeXjg&feature=related
Hats off for the GAR shoutout!
*Blowing kiss @MK*
At this point she looks like the Nazis in "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" after they looked inside of the Ark Of The Covenant. But I wonder if all the angry angels inside would eventually just jump back inside and double lock the box out of frustration after realizing they couldn't burn through the heroin haze?
Please tell me this pic is photoshoped. How can she still be alive?
do you think that even if the best spa director SCRUBBED her down she would still be clean? i don't think so - HOT AZZZZ MESSS - does she ever wash? gotdayum, i hate to think how she smells on her menses .. YUCK .. why did i do that to myself
MK watches Fox news?
Frankly that's more troubling than the story content.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 12:12pm.
"British actres Daniella Westbroke lose her nose cartilage because hse snorted waaaay to much coke"
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/simplenose.jpg
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Imagine the mess when she gets a cold.
YUCK!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by mike on October 6, 2008 - 9:30am.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Is dlisted acting weird for anyone else? As in, it doesn't tell me how many new posts there are?
Yeah, that started yesterday sometime.
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Yep, me too. And the hilarity of seeing the "posted by Michael K" under every entry is priceless.
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OMG I was JUST going to send MK a messsge on Facebook like WTF?! its not showing the new comments, and that kinda bothers me! :( i depend on that WAHHHHHHHHHHHH lol
I hope he can make it back to showing new comments
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
*pinches nose*
The last time I snorted coke was in 1998. My fucking nose hurts just looking at the pics. My septum in particular. For one thing, I am grateful that I didn't lose it, and blow does permanently weaken your sense of smell.
Amy's voice will be altered, if this gossip is true, and something happens to that schnoz of hers. But I don't think she has to worry about that. I am sure she will die soon.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 12:28pm.
angel_i, OMIGOD! Those pics are horrifying. How much blow did that bitch snort?! All of Bolivia?
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oh they weren't that bad. i thought she looked like a cartoon character drawn by a lazy cartoonist - likely the same one that only draws 3 fingers and a thumb. Like that.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 12:28pm.
angel_i, OMIGOD! Those pics are horrifying. How much blow did that bitch snort?! All of Bolivia?
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For reals. I would think you'd have to completely relearn breathing so as not to knock yourself out with a sharp intake...and blocking out nasty smells...blech.
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Those pics are horrifying. But with plastic surgery, isn't there a way to make a "fake" nose?
DAMN! She looks like SHIT!
If she continues like this she will NOT live long.
She needs a bath, STAT!
Shame. Drugs are crap, including wacky Tobaccy. Get high on life. Stoopid girl.
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Submitted by mike on October 6, 2008 - 9:30am.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Is dlisted acting weird for anyone else? As in, it doesn't tell me how many new posts there are?
Yeah, that started yesterday sometime.
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Yep, me too. And the hilarity of seeing the "posted by Michael K" under every entry is priceless.
angel_i, OMIGOD! Those pics are horrifying. How much blow did that bitch snort?! All of Bolivia?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
So.. How can a nose "fall apart"? I can't wait to see what that's gonna look like.
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British actres Daniella Westbroke lose her nose cartilage because hse snorted waaaay to much coke
Pics are very gross
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/simplenose.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DanniellaMOS0605_450x520.jpg
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/3715/zzz6fk.jpg
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Just NASTY!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
The same thing happened to Yasmine Bleeth. Her nose just fell down! She used to make her living off of being CUTE and then ruined it with coke. Don't know what she's doing now, but I don't think that shit can be fixed.
That is all.
I know she's already dead, I wonder with her taking everything so far if she isn't HIV+...
Anyway, she looks scared, filthy, lost and insane, but this pic MK chose is strangely beautiful. Looking at it, it's like you can see what's left of her soul somehow....
50 bucks!!! she bites it before 27!!! She will pull a Janice Joplin and be found face down in her own vom. Oh PULL LEEZZZ....you know she's gonna kick the big own soon while her tired ass father sings Sinatra's "(I Did it) My Way!"....don't blame me for a fooked up message....just making a perfectly legit observation.... 27!!!
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Why be difficult when I am so gussied up to be impossible!
Jeffro11
You know for a fact eh? Did your wife buy it?? LOL!!
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Actually, before the wife had health problems she was considering giving it a shot, so I threw that line in just to show her some 'support'! (LOL- Aren't we men simple creatures?!?!?)
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Poor thing. I wonder how she's even staying alive at this point. She's determined to die.
my nose too! wow, stars really ARE just like Us!!
homecracky needs a neti pot, stat.
Jeffro11
You know for a fact eh? Did your wife buy it?? LOL!!
The C Word!
I'll have to buy it. That is definitely a classic!!!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and still have things to say.
Mel-Tang: That story is freaking ME out.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 6, 2008 - 10:35am.
SUZANNE SUCK PUSSY!!!
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"She's a dyke!"
LMAO...especially at the reaction of those to your post who aren't familiar with the movie!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
SUZANNE SUCKS PUSSY!!!
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Clarisse-
I know for a fact that the pillow conversation between Dunlop and Hanrahan's wife has been used in real life by guys to try to get their S/O to agree to a threesome with another woman...
"I don't blame you, women's bodies are beautiful, ya know I see men all around the locker room with cocks hanging..."
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on October 6, 2008 - 10:32am.
Could she get any dirtier? One gets the feeling you could just peel off her epidermis by looking for the pull tag on the back of her head.
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Well you can't do that, silly! It's illegal. Do not remove under penalty of law.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
God, she looks like a feral cat cornered in an alley.
I can't imagine what is keeping her alive.
Could she get any dirtier? One gets the feeling you could just peel off her epidermis by looking for the pull tag on the back of her head.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 6, 2008 - 10:28am.
LMFAO. Told ya it was a classic! (I was moving all last week so I've been out of touch.)
Gotta love Denis Lemieux:
"I don't care who hown da Chiefs, I hate it here, make sick, puke, BLAH, like dat!"
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Love Denis:
"I lose my blouse."
(Jim) "Shirt."
@Clarisse: glad you liked it!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
I can't make fun of Amy anymore. It's not funny to me, just sad.
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Not nearly
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Jeffro11 !!!!!
I DID!!! I watched it all weekend!!! I also ordered my very own #7 Dunlop Charlestown Chiefs jersey!!!!
"She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
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LMFAO. Told ya it was a classic! (I was moving all last week so I've been out of touch.)
Gotta love Denis Lemieux:
"I don't care who hown da Chiefs, I hate it here, make sick, puke, BLAH, like dat!"
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Jeffro11 !!!!!
I DID!!! I watched it all weekend!!! I also ordered my very own #7 Dunlop Charlestown Chiefs jersey!!!!
"She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and still have things to say.
uff...talk about 'rough'
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 6, 2008 - 10:02am.
One day in Science class, she started freaking out because her gums were shedding out of her mouth \
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your high school sounds fun!
DAE: OH
MY
GOD!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Hey Clarisse, did you get to watch Slap Shot?
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Creepy pics DAE!Just in time for Halloween.
This is why you shouldn't do drugs, kids! I knew a girl in jr. high who smoked all kinds of crap. One day in Science class, she started freaking out because her gums were shedding out of her mouth (they were literally falling out piece by piece). She had to go to the nurses office, and we didn't see her much after that. Nasty!!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Yes, it's her nose that's her biggest problem.
Never mind the everything else.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 9:51am.
That actually might be a good look for Amy, it can't look any worse than she does now.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I don't like this crack ho.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 9:51am.
British actres Daniella Westbroke lose her nose cartilage because hse snorted waaaay to much coke
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That's who I was referring to but couldn't remember her name - thanks!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
is it just me or does her head look gigantic compared to the rest of her in that pic?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@Deb:
Same. Happy Monday, beechez!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
So.. How can a nose "fall apart"? I can't wait to see what that's gonna look like.
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British actres Daniella Westbroke lose her nose cartilage because hse snorted waaaay to much coke
Pics are very gross
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/simplenose.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DanniellaMOS0605_450x520.jpg
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/3715/zzz6fk.jpg
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
@angel_i
"So much stupidness for nothing."
Couldn't have said it better. With that, I'm off. Have a great day!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by seras on October 6, 2008 - 9:44am.
D.A.R.E.? Dumbass Amy Resists Education?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.