Monday, October 6th 2008
The Cheeto Ninja!
Brit Brit piled her possum's nest into a balaclava and helmet to go go-karting in Orange, CA yesterday. You know that when she got on the track, everyone jumped out of their go-karts and ran for their lives! The pap who took this picture risked his life by getting that close to Brit behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.
Our Lady of Cheetos was probably only there to shoot more shit for her upcoming DVD. During the past couple of weeks a camera crew has been following her greasy ass around to get footage for her new DVD or some shit. It's to show us all that she isn't crazy anymore. You know, because only sane bitches go go-karting!
I do like the Cheeto Ninja look, though. Ninja Cat would still kick her ass.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 7:52pm.
I WANT NEW COMMENTS BACK DAMMIT.
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O those? They never existed. Ask MK:)
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Is that what he told you? Told me the didn't work. Granted clicking on '## new comments' didn't take you to the newest, but it helped me decide if i wanted to click on a thread.
Surely he's not doing this to garner more clicks.
EMAIL MK!!!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 7:52pm.
I WANT NEW COMMENTS BACK DAMMIT.
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O those? They never existed. Ask MK:)
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 7:52pm.
I WANT NEW COMMENTS BACK DAMMIT.
YEAH!!! I cosign!
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
I WANT NEW COMMENTS BACK DAMMIT.
What happened to Osama Lufti?
Why is it that we never hear tell all exposes from the hired help in hollywood? Never understood that.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Why doesn't this useless whore do fun activities with her kids? She is so selfish. She always looks happy when her kids are not with her too.
Honestly as much as I hate her she is improving. I know it's "cool" to hate Britney but she is doing better. If you leave this site you see her with her kids.
Sane Britney isn't fun but I can't hate her for trying to get her life back.
flatsy! you're lovely!
you just made my day!
sending you many xo's!!!
and lots of unnecessary exclaimation points apparently!!!
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xoxo
AM: I don't recall ever taking 6 classes at once (it's been way too long). Ouch, my brain hurts just thinking about it.
Keep up the good work, it will be so worth it when you are done. And glad to catch you during a break.
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She's flat and that's that!
I thought for a second she might be engaged in an activity with her kids and didn't want to be photographed. I must be losing my effing mind.
Mmm, sweet tea..
as I make fun I am consequently wearing elastic pants and now drinking sweet tea (edited to add that:) to be comfortable as I try to turn in assignments as my son screams bloody murder over some magnets
thanks flatsy I am doing well in all 6 of them-that's sweet of you to ask and remember :)
xoxo
Elastic waist pants must be easier to study in, no? I hope you are doing well in your class. (Classes?)
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She's flat and that's that!
love ya flatsy! :)
Ah yes, the ladies answer to sansabelt waistband.
Comfy and practical.
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She's flat and that's that!
LOL Flatsy! I prefer elastic pants as the mom jeans don't go up past my fat ass :D
Elastic pants are also good for when I drink too much sweet tea and I need to get to he bathroom stall quick!
saying that in my best hoosier drawl ;)
Submitted by angry mom on October 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Green! hopefully the new comments will be back soon-this is weird-me no likey change...xo
Angry Mom, doesn't it just make you angry?
Seriously, doesn't MK know that mom jeans wearing, minivan driving middle-aged women don't like change?!
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She's flat and that's that!
Lately I look at their arms to see if they're healthy-looking or not. They may not be very muscular, but at least they're not matchstick-thin. My gut is that Britney's back from the brink.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Green! hopefully the new comments will be back soon-this is weird-me no likey change...xo
angry mom, that's what I was wondering, too.
Granted, MK is a filthy Ho who needs to rest from his Ho-bagness.
Green! Agreed, also why does it say posted by Micheal K?
Has he hired another whore to work for him?...if so I'm fucking jealous!
Ding dang, y'all! The missing "new comments" thing is vexing me no end.
shitney is a douche loser skank...her with the ski mask on is the best she will ever look...I'm getting to the point where I have to skip past her posts as I am now with Amy Winehouse and Tomkat...These people anger me...shocking right
Garr.
As always I love you whores and MK of course though! xoxo
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 6, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Haha!
Do NOT watch Hollyoaks while operating heavy machinery then.
It's on ALL the DAMN time at the breaks.
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Really? I had no idea it was playing on HO ad breaks. Shit that means I might actually have to watch HO just to see the ad. I'm such a loser!! lol
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 6, 2008 - 1:40pm.
EVERY look is a winning look.
Check out the trophy that she's holding in that last thumbnail.
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Hadn't the stamina to look at the pics. Does this woman get an award for EVERYTHING? I'm sure it's proximity to the garbage cans is just a coinkydink.
I wonder if PaPa Spears gives her gold stars to put on a chart when she makes peepee in the terlit.
What's the trophy for, another pity award, or making it around the track once without throwing a diva hissy fit?
Bitch has work hard to pay that child support!
Go Karting?? Isn't that something you usually do with your children
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Haha!
Do NOT watch Hollyoaks while operating heavy machinery then.
It's on ALL the DAMN time at the breaks.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 6, 2008 - 2:03pm.
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Sorry, but I've just seen XXXtina's ad come on the television. I can't think clearly after seeing that ho.
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IKR? that ad comes on...all rational thought goes out the window...
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Angel_i that bitch needs her a sammie.
Perhaps made of knuckles......
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I know, right?
She's looking so scrawny except in her middle but yeesh. Carry a little weight, bitch. It won't kill you.
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Angel_i that bitch needs her a sammie.
Perhaps made of knuckles......
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Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:10pm.
_Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 2:08pm
What is your avie wavie darling?
Tis a tiny wrist!
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It's Angelina's creature hand! Spoooooooky!
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Submitted by luckycharms on October 6, 2008 - 2:03pm.
LOL,
sweetheart, you know absolutely nothing about my background.
Surely the comparison between Oh Oh Baby and Goethe would have given you a clue that I was being I-RO-NIC.
How anybody could have taken that seriously, I will never know.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 2:11pm.
You know I was once told that Britty was not that innocent.
Shes not a girl, not quite a bald headed woman.
Some people are addicted to her and they know thats she toxic. They are, for a lack of better words, a slave to her.
ok those oare the only Shitney songs i can make myself type with out vomit times You sexy ho!
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Lolo, yes, she should be fined for her usage of oxygen.
She is a science experiment gone wrong. She needs to be terminated.
Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:08pm
LoLo!!! The most revered and hottest ho!!! MWAH!!
*Sniff, it seems just like it was only 20 years ago she was shaving her head bald.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
_Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 2:08pm
What is your avie wavie darling?
Tis a tiny wrist!
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Kizzzzzzzzzzzy in the cat house!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:04pm.
I was at a pool party thingie on Sunday and the DJ played one of Britty Titties old songs and a stripper type looking lady complained she could not " get down wit that shit" and the DJ put on Jay Z instead.
I only giggled a little bit out loud. ha!
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Double ha!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
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"Lookit, y'alls!! I's gots hairs ag'in!!!!
Hello lovely and hawt dlisted sluuutz n hoooors!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I have a ninja bunny!
She's so funny. Her papa would jump right up on me for hugs and kisses but she's so coy...she'll come up close and nibble on something she knows she's not supposed to until I chase after her...when I finally catch her - that's when she chatters (purrs) the loudest...
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Snowy- He's a golden Retriever, but a dark one. He's almost red (hence the name Rusty). He's a big one, too, at 75 lbs of lovin'. His dad was the size of a newfoundland. My vet told me he would only get to be 60 lbs and when she said that I was thinking "yeah right, he's gonna be huge".
Submitted by M.E. on October 6, 2008 - 2:01pm.
She is a real waste of space M.E.
Ohhhhhh this might make you giggle.
I was at a pool party thingie on Sunday and the DJ played one of Britty Titties old songs and a stripper type looking lady complained she could not " get down wit that shit" and the DJ put on Jay Z instead.
I only giggled a little bit out loud. ha!
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Pay no attention a certain poster on this tread who is calling us "bastard Americans". Probably a European who enjoys going on boards where they know the vast majority of posters are American and posting insults just to get a rise. No offense to our truely beloved and nice European posters. Don't feed the asshole.
On topic. I have a ninja cat who does the same thing. We play peek-a-boo all the time. Most cats will do it. They will creep right up to you, but stop on a dime the split second they see your head start to peek around the corner. It comes from their hunting instints.
Submitted by Mejinn on October 6, 2008 - 1:51pm.
CURSE YOU!
And curse your keen vision.
Well, that could just be, a, you know, racing driver stance or something.
Sorry, but I've just seen XXXtina's ad come on the television. I can't think clearly after seeing that ho.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Nice gut in the last thumb.
*rolls eyes*
Of course, the Britards will only say how AMAZING she looks.
*gawfs*
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 6, 2008 - 1:56pm.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
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CLEAR!
GET THE PADDLES!!
Ziggy is flatlining!!!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Lolo, I disappointed in many things, she didn't suffocate, nor did she crash resulting in death. Pure disappointment.
Wow,she's fat again.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Has any one mentiond their sadness that this fat fucking retard didnt smother while wearing this stupid shit?
I was just wondering.
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