The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 6th!

The Klu Klux Saran - emilyfate

Runners-up:

We learned that abstinence can still get you pregnant in Alaska so the only way now is to wrap yourself in a ziploc bag and sit far away from others - jussaying

Doris found a way to combine her fondness for Christmas sweaters, autoerotic asphyxiation, and public transport. - SarahR.

Posted by: Michael K

The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:40pm.

hey, I made a funny!

thanks QC, you had faith in me.

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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 11:51am.

Congrats all! I knew that would place, jus!

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:13am.

LOL...funny stuff. Congrats you 'wienners'

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 8:40am.

Congratulations funny weiners!

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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.

Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 8:16am.

SarahR's caption made me spit!LoL

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 8:14am.

Haahaaa, nice job winners!

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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Submitted by The Hoople on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 6:21am.

she's just taking a stool sample to her Scheiße fetishist doctor.

Submitted by sexy on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 5:30am.

I am going for an Interview.. How dare you Caption My ass on Dlisted. FUCK A DUCK!

Submitted by RedRoom1 on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 5:21am.

Million Dollar Listing star & self proclaimed clean freak Chad "robot douche" Rogers, blows to many real estate deals and is forced to endure public transportation.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 4:34am.

no short bus water-sports for me!!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 2:48am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on October 7, 2008 - 3:10am.
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None of your business! But I can say, I are drunk. It took me a half hour to type this.

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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 2:40am.

islandgirl :o) You up late or early?

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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 2:36am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on October 7, 2008 - 3:03am.
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Special Agent Merv Goldberg? BWAHAHHA!!!

You crack me up.

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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 2:33am.

Special Agent Merv Goldberg returns to head office after going undercover at a KKK meeting. It seemed like the members could see right through his disguise.

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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(

Submitted by moike on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 1:55am.

The ginge soon discovered that when teachers said 'you must always wear protection', it didn't mean, well, always...

Submitted by moike on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 1:50am.

ZIPpers always wondered why they LOCked him in this BAG.

Submitted by Dork-n-Mindy on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 12:41am.

Keeping stupidity fresh since 2008.

Submitted by Cybella on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 12:04am.

This Duggar child prepares for his annual hibernation.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:57pm.

I guess he is tired of people spraying it instead of saying it.

Submitted by cindybradys_lisp on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:41pm.

John Travolta reprised the role of Tod Lubitch in, "The Boy in a Latex Condom."

Submitted by Nell on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:29pm.

Barack Obama Repubican condom.

Submitted by bitch plz on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:03pm.

it seems that the fiscal crisis has hit the KKK the hardest...they OBVIOUSLY can't afford white cloth anymore.

Submitted by Euphoria on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:47pm.

You've heard about the girl who was so ugly that her parents tied a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her? Well, this is the girl who was so ugly she put herself in a jumbo-sized sandwich bag and jumped on a train hoping to get some guy to eat her out.

Submitted by Euphoria on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:41pm.

KKK rally-wear for the truly transparent racist bitch.

Submitted by Euphoria on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:38pm.

If she wears her wig while it's still in the bag, you know she's got to be one of those anal retentive bitches with the plastic still on her 3-year-old lampshades, visqueen polyethylene sheeting all over her sofa and chairs and plastic runners on her carpet.

Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:30pm.

She's auditioning to become Paris Hilton's new BFF; clearly she knew to come prepared.

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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Submitted by Euphoria on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:27pm.

The body condom is overkill, lady. Your face is the only birth control you'll ever need.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:23pm.

Hefty's Hag in a Bag.

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"

Submitted by Sofi on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:11pm.

Taking precautions cause Siena Miller is in town, and rumor has it, she takes the bus.

Submitted by Houston on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:06pm.

Dumb Ass

Submitted by City Barbie on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:05pm.

Madam I wouldn't wear that getup to a cross burning. Your hatred and racism are kind of transparent.

Submitted by City Barbie on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 9:02pm.

Pse.kas.mo.phobe n. 1. Aversion or deep fear of being squirted or sprayed by the bodily fluids of an orgasming individual.

Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:48pm.

Dew, you better not win for that, thief! :p

*smiles*

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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:40pm.

The Village Idiot's version of bag-over-the-head-night.

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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?

Submitted by dewdrop1025 on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:37pm.

"Daniel, Daniel, Daniel....Harry Potter filming is postponed. And PLEASE stop stealing the invisible cloak from the prop closet. It's just a plastic bag. We can STILL see you."

***It's Brittney, Bitch!***

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:34pm.

As Lindsay Lohan's baby friend gets older, he becomes less useful.

Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:30pm.

Harry Potter's nasty prank on Ron Weasley. Invisibility cloak my ass!

(Yes, I realize that makes me sound nerdy, but hey, the kid looks like him!)

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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."

Submitted by ladyd on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:27pm.

Reminds me of a few weeks ago taking Metro North back to town and there was a chick with a pink sparkly knit cap pulled over her entire face wearing a wacky outfit having a totally serious convo with a sorority looking prim and proper girl. Weird shit and yes I was drinking, but I was def. not hallucinating.

Submitted by JenJen on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:27pm.

Due to soaring gas prices Jane Doe #284A had to take public transportation to the morgue

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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced

Submitted by SarahR. on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:14pm.

This stylish commuter sports the latest fashion from the new R.Kelly and Ray J. clothing line "Stay Golden".

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?

Submitted by SarahR. on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:12pm.

Rosie rehearses her lines as she prepares to film
"Riding the Bus With My Sister 2: Bangbus Facial".

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?

Submitted by The Hoople on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:06pm.

Tea Leoni on her way to pick up David Duchovny

Submitted by SarahR. on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:05pm.

Rojo Caliente thoughtfully tries to shield her fellow busriders from the hotness that continually emanates from her; for once they are exposed, they cannot help but molest her in their rabid lust as they bathe in her sweet Rojo Caliente rays.

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?