Tuesday, October 7th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 6th!
The Klu Klux Saran - emilyfate
Runners-up:
We learned that abstinence can still get you pregnant in Alaska so the only way now is to wrap yourself in a ziploc bag and sit far away from others - jussaying
Doris found a way to combine her fondness for Christmas sweaters, autoerotic asphyxiation, and public transport. - SarahR.
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Doris found a way to combine her fondness for Christmas sweaters, autoerotic asphyxiation, and public transport.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
No, Rumer! We asked for paper, not plastic.
Janet prepared for the worst as she clutched her ticket to "Spermalot".
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
This is the way we run away from Jacko, run away from Jacko, run away from Jacko...
Stunned, no one would comment on the Emperor's new Klan hood.
Mama Duchovny, this REALLY isn't going to help your son's recovery when he sees you like this. Judgmental, much?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Chantal Biya's quest to stay 37 calls for drastic measures.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
his mother never read the warning on dry cleaner bags.
(my cat Wnedy will do the same thing)
Bubble girl: UR DOING IT WRONG!
The Bubble Boy Klansman
Sarah Palin heard that the gays might be there so she made sure she was protected.
Like that old saying, for every Hot chick, there's a guy whose sick of having to stick a plastic bag on an Ugly chick, send her train to Bulgaria and hope she never finds her way back home.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
As the only blind member of the KKK, Beverly didn't realize that her cape was see-through.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Plastic hood, The best protection against bus attackers!
TO: Cynthia
As much as I love this embroidered flower sweater, I like the plastic bag better. Sorry.
FROM: Rojo
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Leo's Lip herps are that contagious...
scientology recruits bubble boy from seinfeld...
I hope this plastic is thick enough to jump in vadge's vadge
its bruce bitches...
Is this part of the "cleansing" ceremony for Katie???
Hurry up, Charlie, you are to deport into Audrey Tisdale any minute now, you couldn't cram enough to know what to expect!
Not the most effective KKK hood for hiding her identity.
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on October 6, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Auditions continue for Paris Hilton's new BFF.
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~hahaha! :D
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Sarah Palin tries a new approach to sex education with the rest of her brood.
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
The Cone of Silliness.
S.B.D. protective shielding....
Poor Michael K is not wrapped too tight.
Jeanette, the last Claymatron, misguidedly shields herself from the knowledge that Clay is a homo, reasoning, if she can't see it, it can't be true!
Only under the cone of silence can Martha share her most intimate details with Xenu!
Wino will be able to catch and recycle any "strays" once she gets her hands on a new Crack Sneeze Bag.
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
Who would have thought that the KKK would go green?
The bag seals in the virginal flavor with the non-reseal zipper. Freshness stays in while dirty diseased peens stay out.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Beldar,
I wish to consume mass quantities - of peen.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Conehead
How Michael Cera keeps himself from getting recognized in public.
Young Derek tests his new Cootie Shield, Version 1.
Dutch microwave oven.
You can Run, Rojo Caliente, but we will always find you.
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"Keep your head down." - Lincoln Burrows
Suri in a few years
Ah, Prince Michael...
Roland realized this was only way he never had to smell anyone else's farts.
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"I kneel only to God. And I don't see Him here." - John Abruzzi
Someone left an old bag on the bus.
A new way to keep it fresh has been discovered in Chicago.
With all the head fucking Tommy Girl was doing, he knew he had to protect himself.
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"Oh you Bitch"
Auditions continue for Paris Hilton's new BFF.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
The people of London knew they needed more than a face mask to protect them against the Crackie of Camden.
Member of the Sniffin' Glue Klux Klan
After hearing JK Rowlings was depressed and riding on a train when she came up with Harry Potter, Lisa figured she'd do one better.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by iamafraid on October 6, 2008 - 3:12pm.
The $700 billion bailout resulted in Maxwell Smart switching to the Walmart version of "the Cone of Silence".
Not a Caption, I just love Maxwell Smart references!
This bloke was prepared for National Cumming Out Day (October 6, 2008)
Is Jakey Poo reprising his best role to date as Bubble Boy?!?!?!!!
The $700 billion bailout resulted in Maxwell Smart switching to the Walmart version of "the Cone of Silence".