Tuesday, October 7th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 6th!
The Klu Klux Saran - emilyfate
Runners-up:
We learned that abstinence can still get you pregnant in Alaska so the only way now is to wrap yourself in a ziploc bag and sit far away from others - jussaying
Doris found a way to combine her fondness for Christmas sweaters, autoerotic asphyxiation, and public transport. - SarahR.
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On her daily bus ride to Wonky McValtrex's petri dish, Paris' housekeeper dons her uniform.
Brad and St. Angie were never sure they were going to keep the middle class white child, so they never took him out of his wrapper...
Margaret was the first to test the KKK full-body ethnic purity condom.
Jacko finally lets Blanket out for a ride.
@Clarisse:
Here's a hot slut to teach you all about it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duNG1qFnTB8
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Jennifer Aniston had to go new lengths to get away from the seething cult of the Brangaloonies.
Pappy told me about Poon, but he never said anything about Poonanny, Pippy.
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
The one day that Nerdy Nora was prepared for Little MikeyK's spitballs, he didn't show.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Trevor took the Wrap that Rascal campaign a little too literally.
Dear and Mom and Dad:
Don't worry, I found another bubble to put myself in while I'm in Europe. Things have been great. The EuroRail is AWESOME! The girls are nice. Too bad they can't get under the plastic. Write back soon,
Love,
Archibald
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Looks like Tommygirl is putting his newest Stepford recruit through phase one of the Acceptable Scientology Wives Club process.
This year instead of Dick in a box we have Cock in a Ziploc.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Submitted by emilyfate on October 6, 2008 - 2:36pm.
The Klu Klux Saran
I had to google 'saran'. Now i know, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Winner, no doubt!! :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Katie Holmes among us commoners! The shrowd of scientology.
I said I would sleep with you if you put a bag over your head...Oh hell, nevermind!
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"Im totally cereal!"
Scientology autum/winter 08 collection
Taking emo to the next level.
Chad from Million Dollar Listing protects bowl cut.
A Vince Vaughn fart bubble is such a nasty STD you just can't get rid of.
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
A bag a day keeps the diseases away...
My suggestion for the new KKK robe, complete with duct tape waistband.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Leave it to Britney to figure out how to be seen and not seen in public
Nice try, Katie.
Polish Dutch Oven
The Klu Klux Saran
Now you can buy your very own Suri doll, this model is from the year 2040 when Suri becomes a recluse that lives in the creepy house in neighborhood where all the kids throw rocks.
She's living in a bubble til after the election.
even though he was inside the carriage zac efron didn't want to risk getting his hair rained on.
Pillsbury comes out with the new Rojo Cliente fresh pack. Each Rojo is juicy and crisp like fresh-picked apple.
The new KKK X-Ray.
Ran out of carbon credits for this month.
The New Katie Holmes ages 40-50 robot prototype - now with even more vacant expressions!
What? Well, i had onions at lunch, thats why! *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLCCCCHHHHH* see?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Princess Diana fooled us all with the paparazzi incident, but this one will never work. Elvis tried this last week.
In an effort to save gas, morgues are using public trains to transport dead bodies.
Governor Palin reveals her newest Maverick idea: Anti-Global Warming Bubbles.
The person responsible for that warning label "This bag is not a toy".
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Rojo Caliente's re-make of "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble" suffers from under-funding.
"I don't agree with that in the workplace."
The New York City public transportation authorities release their "Deity Shields" to protect lowly commoners from the radiance and glory from Saint Angelina and the Holy Family as they continue their stay in Manhattan.
the kid from Million Dollar Listing has taken this plastic bag thing too far
Upon hearing about a hole in the ozone layer,young Billy decided to protect himself.
Only one passenger heard the rumor that Robert Downey Jr. is on the back of the train with his rapid fire "machine gun" out again.
the dunce cap for sex-ed.
Cletus Foghorn sent home from the KKK rally in disgrace after using one of his mums sexy lacey bedsheets!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
I didn't know Suri Cruise was old enough to ride the bus!
This is more mobile version of a dutch oven, for those people who like to catch a fart in their hand and give them a nice sniff.
Man, this is taking hot boxing to a whole new level!
Polish Witness Protection Program
That'll teach ya! NEVER open an umbrella indoors!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
This commuter isn't taking any chances that the conductor said "running a train ON Paris" instead of "running a train TO Paris."
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“A huge cow patty with a marshmallow in the middle of it.” – Rep. Paul Broun’s (R-Ga.) description of the bailout plan.
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