Tuesday, October 7th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 6th!
The Klu Klux Saran - emilyfate
Runners-up:
We learned that abstinence can still get you pregnant in Alaska so the only way now is to wrap yourself in a ziploc bag and sit far away from others - jussaying
Doris found a way to combine her fondness for Christmas sweaters, autoerotic asphyxiation, and public transport. - SarahR.
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Please don't let the cat out of the bag!
How to ripen a dingleberry.
Cheap fucking bastards! They could have bought me a bubble!
As part of her clothing line, Katie Holmes models her new "Keep the Thetans Out" wear. Also offers protection from TG's cum breath ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Shit!! Quick, Amy Winehouse is boarding!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Finally, the "invisible" mother Earth has inserted a diaphragm, assuring us that her crotch resides over Europe.
www.youtube.com/stuckatseven
What's the big deal? I wear the same thing every day when I ride on the Staten Island Ferry.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 2:03pm.
In an interview yesterday, Karla Homolka claimed she had been "proving" herself for her new boyfriend...
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if only.
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Hey, I can dream, right?
It does kinda bother me that in this scenario she's saved...
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 2:03pm.
In an interview yesterday, Karla Homolka claimed she had been "proving" herself for her new boyfriend...
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if only.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
All aboard the Paris Hilton Express!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Announcement-" The 3.10 from Albuquerque will stop at Twatville, Wanker City, Assholio jct and Penishead central, please have your tickets ready!"
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Laugh if you want, but she has saved a fortune on dry cleaning.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
In an interview yesterday, Karla Homolka claimed she had been "proving" herself for her new boyfriend...
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
It worked well until the day she forgot to put in an air hole.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
what the new Ku Klux Klan members SHOULD wear.
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
Pink Velvet - the unreleased version featuring a boy.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
"Let them laugh all they want. I know for a FACT Perez Hilton rides this bus, and they don't make full-body condoms!"
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I still do not think she is safe with Wonky on the train.
The boy in the plastic bubble, the travel edition.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
My mom really hates when I get lice.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
"Saint Cellophane, pray for us who have recourse to Thee"