Even Dirty Harry Can't Resist Saint Angie's Powerful Beauty
With just a few simple words, thousands of Brangaloonies have added Clint Eastwood's picture to their Saint Angie Jo shrine. You see, Clint said this about her: "I've always admired her talent. She's somewhat hampered sometimes by having this gorgeous face, the most gorgeous face on the planet. She's on covers and all that stuff."
Someone should call Clint today and see how his back feels from sleeping on the pull-out after his wife heard what he said. Actually, she probably doesn't mind since she was kissing Saint Angie's slug lips back in May.
And don't mind Clint, it's just the Cataracts talking. Besides, he obviously hasn't laid eyes on the beauty known as Spaghetti Cat! He's the one with the most gorgeous face on the planet and his career is paying because of it.
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I think I'm going to be sick.
Submitted by harikaributterknife on October 6, 2008 - 5:03pm.
bet dat.
btw, what happened to her brother? Does he even do any WORK AT ALL? I can understand not wanting to be an actor or celebrity, but for gosh sakes, have a CAREER in SOMETHING! Geez, with all that money, you could do anything and you choose to do nothing - or so it SEEMS.
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He sells Mary Kay to many of us...have you read any of his posts here? If the Mary Kay job doesn't work out, we all believe he could be a fabulous UN Peacekeeper.
We only wish it really was him...
"Someone should call Clint today and see how his back feels from sleeping on the pull-out after his wife heard what he said."
BAAAHHAHHAHAHAAA! That right there was the funniest damn thing I ever laid on eyes on in past week.
MK is on a roll today.
God I love this stupid site.
"Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 6, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Funny you mentioned Grace Kelly. The woman slept with almost all of her male co-stars, even ones who were married.
But still a classy lady."
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I'd liken her to an olden-day Angelina but that wouldn't be fair to Grace. She didn't wear blood around her neck, show off her prison tats, adopt Uganda, or carry herself like a common whore. Angie needs some schooling in how to be a classy harlot.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I know I will be accused of being a "jellous h8ter" and "blind" but I never got the hype over Jolie. She's not aging well and looks like a tranny vampire in a wig, IMHO.
Ingrid is one of my faves--she looks stunning in Casablanca.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Kate Winslet Runs Cirles around the -anus-lipped skeleton. So does about 2/3 of bollywood. She's not extraordinary...she just does a better job "excusing" her beauty down our collective gullet
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 5:02pm.
I HATE the fact that I think she is beautiful, it KILLS me to say it because I really do think she is a twat and the adoration and worship she gets is totally undeserved.
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lol.. sometimes she reminds me of that self-serving actress in the final chapters of Unbearable Lightness of Being.. if you haven't read it, in a nutshell, an America actress joins a humanitarian protest march in Cambodia, who already felt to be a publicity whore by those there, finally and unwittingly 'kills' a photographer as he steps onto a land mine while moving out onto the rice-fields to take photos of her.
but then, she does more charity than i have ever done, so i guess i shouldn't be mocking her attempts however much self-serving it all is... not really sure where i stand with her, but i do know i think she is beautiful
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Funny you mentioned Grace Kelly. The woman slept with almost all of her male co-stars, even ones who were married.
But still a classy lady.
I think Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn were two of the most beautiful women that ever lived.
Present day, hmmmm I'd have to think about that. Definitely Sherilynn Fenn is high up there. And I almost never agree with anyone on People Mags way overhyped Beautiful People list.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Flat, that was the great Angie Jo Pitt in reference to Shauna Sand's lady bits I believe.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I knew you could pay 'sources' to kiss your ass to the tabloids. I didn't know you could pay other celebrities to do it.
Submitted by Stoney on October 6, 2008 - 5:03pm.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Stoney, where did that line come from?
Makes me laugh everytime.
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She's flat and that's that!
Fuck this dirty skankbag. She has none of the glamour, beauty or grace that the Hollywood stars of yesteryear had. They were groomed for it and carried themselves with the dignity befitting a true star. Angelina on the otherhand is that piece of trailer trash that got lucky and won the lottery. Now matter how many designer frocks they put on her you can still see the cut off, halter top wearing "I'll give you a hand job for a joint." slut that is still underneath it all.
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Glamour died with Heddy Lamar.
Submitted by Always Sunny on October 6, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I'm not trying to start an argument, but you did say that they used her to create the cartoon. Just a little misunderstanding.
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i guess my "human-slash-cartoon form" wasnt clear enough if you didn't know the context of our conversation...
i never said 'used her to create the cartoon.'!
it doesn't matter, don't want to argue on semantics.. but please don't misquote me!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 6, 2008 - 5:00pm.
@Mrs. Kravitz I always liked Sullivan's Travels.
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Preston Sturges rules!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 5:01pm.
True. And considering her daddy is the only reason she could afford to buy that face and rack, you think she'd appreciate him a little more.
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bet dat.
btw, what happened to her brother? Does he even do any WORK AT ALL? I can understand not wanting to be an actor or celebrity, but for gosh sakes, have a CAREER in SOMETHING! Geez, with all that money, you could do anything and you choose to do nothing - or so it SEEMS.
I guess she'll trot out the twins soon to ramp up ticket sales.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:55pm.
just don't want to be confused as a brangeloon who thinks angelina invented ice tea, mars bars and paper money..
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Actually I reread what you wrote and you made it very clear what you meant. You know how it is around here sometimes...everybody wants to be right! (I know I do.)
Anywhore, this is what directors do when their movies are opening. They talk about their stars, try to stir up interest in the movie.
I will tell you something that is just between you and me. I HATE the fact that I think she is beautiful, it KILLS me to say it because I really do think she is a twat and the adoration and worship she gets is totally undeserved.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Clint's old. Every woman under 40 is GORGEOUS to him.
Submitted by gia on October 6, 2008 - 4:55pm.
the only thing hampering her talent is the lack of talent! if she didnt have that "gorgeous" face she wouldnt be where she is today.
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True. And considering her daddy is the only reason she could afford to buy that face and rack, you think she'd appreciate him a little more.
Lord please forgive me but Did they use Bruce Willis for Homer Simpson and David Letterman and Rumer Willis for Peter Griffin?
You've just won a trip to Disneyfist!
INGRID BERGMAN. Gorgeous AND Talented.
@Mrs. Kravitz I always liked Sullivan's Travels.
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Glamour died with Heddy Lamar.
Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 4:28pm.
She is beautiful, but I think that Julie Christie at her peak beats all these .
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scratch that.
The chick on BONES and Paulina Porizkova. MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EVER>
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:23pm.
they didnt use her to create the character, no one ever said that... they used her to create that 'real life' jessica rabbit picture that dadada linked to.
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I was just asking, because you wrote:
'funny you say that, because they actually used angelina jolie's face to create that jessica rabbit human/cartoon form...'
I'm not trying to start an argument, but you did say that they used her to create the cartoon. Just a little misunderstanding.
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
@putsomestankonit
I love I Married a Witch (1942)
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:51pm.
read please!
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I'm reading as fast as I can!!!!!!
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lol no problem
another person thought the same thing as you.. so i must have been the one confusing people..
just don't want to be confused as a brangeloon who thinks angelina invented ice tea, mars bars and paper money..
Sad fact about Veronica Lake after the film noirs fell out of favor she went back home on the east coast and become a waitress.
Yes, Salem13
Gene Tierney was a great beauty.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
the only thing hampering her talent is the lack of talent! if she didnt have that "gorgeous" face she wouldnt be where she is today.
"Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 6, 2008 - 4:52pm."
I guess it's both? Either way Jessica R. is a hot slut.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:51pm.
read please!
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I'm reading as fast as I can!!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 4:48pm.
I've always heard Jessica Rabbit was based on Veronica Lake.
I always heard Jessica Rabbit was based on Rita Hayworth. Hence the red hair.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:23pm.
funny you say that, because they actually used angelina jolie's face to create that jessica rabbit human/cartoon form
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Um, no.
Jessica Rabbit was modeled on Veronica Lake and Rita Hayworth. Jessica also sports Lake's trademark peekaboo hairstyle.
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i am sorry i never said that the original jessica rabbit was modeled on angelina jolie...
if you actually read the WHOLE message i posted to dadada... and watched the link to the video i posted in the same message...
i am saying how the digital illustrator used angelina jolie's face to create that jessica rabbit humanized form.
read please!
Sorry Chimp, I misunderstood what you wrote!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
oh for God's sake can't she go away for a little while.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Always Sunny on October 6, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I'm a little confused about the Jessica Rabbit thing. That movie was made in 1988, so how did they use Angelina to create that character? She would have been 13 at the time. I'm just wondering how that could be true...
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they didnt use her to create the character, no one ever said that... they used her to create that 'real life' jessica rabbit picture that dadada linked to.
its something a digital illustrators have been doing recently... humanizing cartoon characters.. and to do that to jessica rabbit, they used a photo of angelina jolie's face. if you watch the video, you will understand.
the picture dadada linked to:
http://www.cinematical.com/media/2008/04/jessicarabbit1.jpg
the video of how its made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r940y3N1Yns
here are some other 'humanized' cartoons -
homer simpson:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/24/homer-as-human.jpg
peter griffin:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/13/peter.jpg
Mrs.Kravitz:
MY favorite! Gene Tierney
http://www.flickr.com/photos/swingera1940/2104485459/
Vivian Leigh
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8550727@N03/1808766979/
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I've always heard Jessica Rabbit was based on Veronica Lake.
And I beg to differ on Alexander, that was the best comedic role I've ever seen Angie play.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:23pm.
funny you say that, because they actually used angelina jolie's face to create that jessica rabbit human/cartoon form
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Um, no.
Jessica Rabbit was modeled on Veronica Lake and Rita Hayworth. Jessica also sports Lake's trademark peekaboo hairstyle.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by madam s. on October 6, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Old man is lyin' when he says she's "talented". Unless he means talented at manipulating the media into believing such a vapid egotist is the planet's greatest humanitarian. In which case, yes, she is extraordinarily talented.
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Well, if "talented" also means using her personal life to stay in the spotlight and distract from her mediocore acting skills then she truly is "talented".
I guess Mr. Eastwood have never seen Jolie's "masterpieces" including Gone in 60 Seconds, Tomb Raider I & II and of course, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Old man is lyin' when he says she's "talented". Unless he means talented at manipulating the media into believing such a vapid egotist is the planet's greatest humanitarian. In which case, yes, she is extraordinarily talented.
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I'm a little confused about the Jessica Rabbit thing. That movie was made in 1988, so how did they use Angelina to create that character? She would have been 13 at the time. I'm just wondering how that could be true...
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
If Clint was younger, they'd be in the sack.
Stoney!
"He clearly has not seen her performance in Alexander." SNAP!!!!
Or Sky Captain ,Taking Lives, Original Sin, A Mighty Heart, The Good Shepherd…etc…etc…
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A: The man.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 6, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Every single old Hollywood actress run circles around todays "beautiful, and talented" actresses IMO.
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Hedy Lamarr
Rita Hayworth
Vivian Leigh
Leslie Howard
to name a few...
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 4:28pm.
She is beautiful, but I think that Julie Christie at her peak beats all these bitches.
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Hell, Julie Christie is STILL more stunning than most women half her age! She was so gorgeous in Away from her.