Even Dirty Harry Can't Resist Saint Angie's Powerful Beauty
With just a few simple words, thousands of Brangaloonies have added Clint Eastwood's picture to their Saint Angie Jo shrine. You see, Clint said this about her: "I've always admired her talent. She's somewhat hampered sometimes by having this gorgeous face, the most gorgeous face on the planet. She's on covers and all that stuff."
Someone should call Clint today and see how his back feels from sleeping on the pull-out after his wife heard what he said. Actually, she probably doesn't mind since she was kissing Saint Angie's slug lips back in May.
And don't mind Clint, it's just the Cataracts talking. Besides, he obviously hasn't laid eyes on the beauty known as Spaghetti Cat! He's the one with the most gorgeous face on the planet and his career is paying because of it.
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Come on now Clint!
Have you seen every woman in the world?
Her upper lip is different.
Submitted by Chimp on October 6, 2008 - 4:26pm.
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I have been known to gasp when I turn the page of a women's magazine and see her in a St. John's ad. I think she is gorgeous (and not without a little help from the medical community, but frankly there are very few people in Hollywood that have not been tweaked).
I am not saying that Clint does not think she is beautiful. I am sure he does. But his movie starring her is opening at the end of the month and these comments are a great way to get the buzz going. He didn't just decide to tell the wordl he thinks she is beautiful, his comments have a purpose...that's all I'm sayin'.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Alzheimer's is ravaging his poor elderly brain.
Yes, Angelina is attractive. But my main problem with Clint's statement is that he says she is talented. He clearly has not seen her performance in Alexander.
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Clint is wrong - "the most gorgeous face on the planet" belongs to this woman -
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1055&pos=6
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Mrs K!!!
Aw! Back when he was a mini-minch!!!!
On topic: I hate Clint Eastwood and John Malkovich for this movie and the fact that i will have to watch. On the plus side, Angie is playing someone in the looney bin, she can pull off those roles.
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Every single old Hollywood actress run circles around todays "beautiful, and talented" actresses IMO.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Let the cunt comments commence!
I wonder if MK makes bets with his buddies regarding the number of comments for branglina posts... I would
Thanks Chimp! Just watched it, totally awesome!
Go ahead punk - MAKE MY LUNCH!
Oh thanks PSL. Good to know... or should i say glad not to know.
I never found her attractive because i have this deal with chapped lips. Thats my personal deal.
Actor Shmactor! bleh!
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She is beautiful, but I think that Julie Christie at her peak beats all these bitches.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Mrs K!!
I spy a Mutten Puppeh!!! Scratch that little place right behind his ear for me!!!
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Awwwwwwwwwwww, that's when he was 10 weeks old and 4.5 pounds.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I dont like her red lipstick on her futon face in the pre view for theis movie.
Its like talking to a prison butt hole who is now called Sally, and has its slots socked often.
You know? like Nick Hogans asshole!
Angies Face = Nick Hogans Prison Butt.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Chimp, it is ridiculous. Beauty is personal taste, and we all need to stop arguing over why or why not we think Angie is or isn't gorgeous. Myself included.
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yes... agreed... just read all the 'excuses' as to why clint said what he did... hmmm... o_O but for what its worth, i am on your side and think she is up there with some of the most beautiful women ever.
St. Angie flashed her poon to Clint too? That poon gets around.
He's promoting his movie.
And if that means kissing her scrawny ass then that is what he will do.
I also happen to think she is a beautiful woman, but I am in no way impressed with her as an actor or a person.
I never cared one way or the other about her until
when she started acting, as Kacky said, like she invented motherhood; then my opinion of her plummeted.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
an aside:
my son likes spaghetti without sauce
is he spaghetti cat?
Mrs K!!
I spy a Mutten Puppeh!!! Scratch that little place right behind his ear for me!!!
On topic...Keep that PR train chuggin!
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Lolo, you don't want to know.....be glad you weren't there. It just got silly- so silly, I lurked and hardy posted at all.
Not worth going back and seeing.
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
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Talent? What talent? Just saw the trailer for Changeling and it was painful to watch.... Looks like Clints mesmerized by the most beautiful face and her chichis as well
Submitted by dadada on October 6, 2008 - 4:18pm.
http://www.cinematical.com/media/2008/04/jessicarabbit1.jpg
She's definitely channeling Jessica Rabbit
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funny you say that, because they actually used angelina jolie's face to create that jessica rabbit human/cartoon form... i.e they used her features/skin to wrap onto j rabbit's face to make it look human..
or did you know that already??
if not you can watch the process here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r940y3N1Yns
its pretty cool.
Clint wore some rouge so Jessie wouldn't think he's
older than Mose's sandals.
What happened yesterday peoples?
I refuse to use the scroll feature on me mouse today.
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Ha! If Clint thinks Angie has the most beautiful face on the planet, it's only because he hasn't seen Michael K yet.
Clint is an old mother fucker.
Old mother fuckers say crazy ass shit all the time.
Just yesterday my Nanna pissed herself and fell out of her rocking chair three sheets to the wind on Jack talking about how she should have thrown three of her babies out with the bathwater.
See. Old people say and do fucked up shit cause the can!
I'm pretty sure he was fucking joking.
If not Ima go home and burn my VHS of High Plains Drifter. Got that Clint? Ima burn High Plains Drifter.
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Anybody can be beautiful with the right plastic surgeon.
I saw Clint on the Daily show last week I've never seen someone blow so much smoke up someone's ass in so little time.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
she is stunning and no I am not a brangeloonie.
beautiful yes.. but the most beautiful..far from it. carry on...
Chimp, it is ridiculous. Beauty is personal taste, and we all need to stop arguing over why or why not we think Angie is or isn't gorgeous. Myself included.
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
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-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
http://www.cinematical.com/media/2008/04/jessicarabbit1.jpg
She's definitely channeling Jessica Rabbit
Oh puh-leeze, she's a bag of bones and I don't care what you say, she added more to her lips. She's just another narcissistic skank who thinks she invented motherhood.
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Clint is nobody's fool. His new movie starring AJ is opening on October 31st, hence, the "most gorgeous face on the planet" comment.
It's all PR. They are just trying to get the buzz going.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
look at Clint, he's like 100, he prolly meant on the Planet of the Apes. or the planet of Xenu...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 4:12pm.
I would agree with Clint, but I don't feel like fucking arguing again today over Angie's beauty....I'm still exhausted from yesterday's bullshit.
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what?? are we not even allowed to think she is absolutely beautiful (which i do) and not worship her (which i don't)??
not sure what happened in that thousand post thread... and not sure i want to know now!
it seems people hate her as much as the brangeloons love her...
Watch out Brad, Dirty Harry wants a piece of your woman!!
whats even better, on lainey's website, she has an entire post of how angie is wearing spanx at that primere and if you look closely you can see the lines under the dress hehehehehehe
Yes, Angie is pretty. But the most gorgeous woman out there? No.
Clint is a Brangaloonie! LMFAO!
I would agree with Clint, but I don't feel like fucking arguing again today over Angie's beauty....I'm still exhausted from yesterday's bullshit.
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
She is so NOT the most beautiful woman on the planet. I seriously don't get it. Did she do the same voodoo black magic on Clint she did on Brad?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"