Monday, October 6th 2008

Kim KardASSIAN Is All Natural

Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her 14-year-old self to respond to all the HATERS that say she's had plastic surgery. Yes, she's 14 in this picture. It makes me feel all sorts of uncomfortable. I feel like I should be pouring myself a cup of iced tea and taking a seat. And if those bikini briefs were any higher she could wrap them over her shoulders.

Anypedo, Kim wrote this shit on her blog:

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

I was wondering what Kim was going to do to stay relevant now that she's been kicked off of "Dancing with the Has-Beens," and we have our answer! Pedo Bear is waiting in the woods for her to post pictures of her 11-year-old C cups.

Posted by: Michael K


haris pilton's picture

Holy FUCK! I feel dirty.

Le_CUNT's picture

this is all kinds of wrongs.

dramaqueen365247's picture

She's definitely had a nose job or something done to her face. Too bad the doctors couldn't have injected some rhythm while they had her under. Maybe she'd still be on DWTS ...
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DAE
I totally understand hard core fans - for someone who has talent. Singer, actor, etc., but not for a home video turned E reality personality. And these little girls adore her? Do their parents read their posts? I think not.

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If you didn't have plastic surgery, why would want to prove it to the world? I mean this is obviously just a Publicity stunt cos her 15 min of fame are LOOOOONGG Gone!

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Submitted by Inflatuated on October 6, 2008 - 6:28pm.

Kaiserin:

at the tail end of your comment you wrote -

....So this chick had at LEAST SIX pregnancies in under under 10 years. Needless to say, she has a shitty life, and I smirk at her every time I see her (because I hated her fucking guts in high school), but I feel bad for those kids. They're both girls, and I'm sure they'll follow in their mother's illustrious footsteps, and the cycle will continue. I just wish there was a way to stop it. Maybe we need to have mandatory abortions for any pregnant teenager?

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Sad to say that mandatory abortions & birth control are REAL. I have a former sister-in-law who was forced by the courts into tubal ligation. She, with the help of my alcoholic f*cked up brother screwed up 7 kids, all born with FAS and other birth defects. they don't stand a chance in today's society and my heart breaks each and every time I see them. :(

The courts need to take a more active approach when they encounter a woman that has no conscience and no regard for the children they are bringing into this world. Mandatory tubal ligation should not be forced after 7 kids - it should come sooner than that. The last kid my former sister-in-law and my brother bore had a cleft palate and a hole in her heart. Yes, men such as my older brother should also undergo vasectomies before fathering kids they cannot and will not support, but the courts need to take a more active role in forcing these people to stop having children. Unfortunately, my eldest niece is following in her mother's footsteps, 2 children born, thankfully given up for adoption, and 6 abortions thus far, that we know of. I can't stand to be around any of them, but i pray for them all.

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I think she is beautiful, she have a very pretty face but, she is lying. She definitely has had work done.

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I think she's really beautiful. There doesn't seem to be a lot upstairs, but oh well. Most of the horz in Hollyweird don't have anything there, either. So she fits right in. However, I think she is WAAAAAY more attractive than 99% of all those other chicks who are trying to make it. I would work it too if I had her looks.

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 6, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 6:14pm

That's insane! Does everyone have loonies who LOVE them like this? WTF? What am I missing?

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"Celeb" = Loons AKA "hard core fans"

Nothing much. Being a loon is expensive. *coughs* not that I would know of course...

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It does look like she's actually had a nose job, too. Her bridge looks wide and swollen here.

And when was she 14? 1983? I've never seen a bikini bottom like that in stores during my lifetime.

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She's definitely had something minor done around the eyes. Your the skin around your eyes doesn't tighten as you age.

As for her ass, who cares? Ever seen an attractive big ass on a 50yo?

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Kaiserin:

at the tail end of your comment you wrote -

....So this chick had at LEAST SIX pregnancies in under under 10 years. Needless to say, she has a shitty life, and I smirk at her every time I see her (because I hated her fucking guts in high school), but I feel bad for those kids. They're both girls, and I'm sure they'll follow in their mother's illustrious footsteps, and the cycle will continue. I just wish there was a way to stop it. Maybe we need to have mandatory abortions for any pregnant teenager?

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Sad to say that mandatory abortions & birth control are REAL. I have a former sister-in-law who was forced by the courts into tubal ligation. She, with the help of my alcoholic f*cked up brother screwed up 7 kids, all born with FAS and other birth defects. they don't stand a chance in today's society and my heart breaks each and every time I see them. :(

The courts need to take a more active approach when they encounter a woman that has no conscience and no regard for the children they are bringing into this world. Mandatory tubal ligation should not be forced after 7 kids - it should come sooner than that. The last kid my former sister-in-law and my brother bore had a cleft palate and a hole in her heart. Yes, men such as my older brother should also undergo vasectomies before fathering kids they cannot and will not support, but the courts need to take a more active role in forcing these people to stop having children. Unfortunately, my eldest niece is following in her mother's footsteps, 2 children born, thankfully given up for adoption, and 6 abortions thus far, that we know of. I can't stand to be around any of them, but i pray for them all.

Francine's picture

Yeah yeah yeah, but she's blown a fortune on mustache wax tho.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Her face looks TOTALLY different. $50 says she's had an eye lift.

roxie's picture

11 is such an awkward age, i would never ever want to go back to that time and place..especially with the boys who felt entitled to make fun of girls' bodies..

I am so for a good bra too and lots of push ups to keep your girls where they should be.

I think she's beautiful because although she has a big butt and big boobs, she has this ultra tiny waist. Her face is gorgeous. Any imperfections are not a big deal. everyone has them. Now as far as being super brainy, well that might be another story but I don't think she's running for president. So whatever. She should just do what she does best, showing off her best assets and make money while she can.

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When i was in the 8th grade i went from a A cup to a full C OVER NIGHT!!! I remember when i was in the ninth grade I didnt know what to do with them or how to walk with a newly enlarged chest.I would walk stright up and poke my NO HAVING BOOTY out.It was a mess!! my gramma(southern queen) made me take etiquette classes to learn how to present myself.It was sad imgine a 95lbs 4'11 girl with a full C walking around i was the ultimate sexual joke...even the teachers would laugh..They didnt stop growing until 12th grade and by then I was a DD.
**ummm because boys like girls I guess??

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"Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!"
Cuz y'know, supportive bras are SUCH FUN!LOL!!!

I have to intervene on this - not that i would normally care about this Double-F-list celeb, but I can testify that it is perfectly feasible to have big tits at 14. i was a D cup at that age. Plus i need to tell the world big-titties girls need better representation (tyra, hear me!)

I too had a fucking lame guy who used to grope me at school and his mates would laugh for a month- I hope they are all sucking the peen for a living now.

More on topic, this shot is somewhat strange (70s feel, weird light, head lighter than body...) and that she had those at 11, i very much doubt it.

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with the right amount money, these plastic surgeons were handing out fake tits to young teenagers...this skank posting her 14 year old pictures doesn't prove anything....
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 6, 2008 - 6:14pm

That's insane! Does everyone have loonies who LOVE them like this? WTF? What am I missing?

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I'm bored so - here's what Kim fans had to say on the subject (taken from her blog) My head hurts from reading some of these commets - my fave one is someone who posted a long ass rant on Obama being the anti christ! (not posted here though, couldn't be arsed.)

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October 6, 2008 7:15 AM
Anonymous says:
love u kim that should shutup all the haters! lol

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October 6, 2008 7:28 AM
Diana says:
Okay, hell with everyone! You are gorgeous! Whoever talks is jealous!
I must say, that you have really changed my outlook! I am 27 years old, married with 3 kids. You are so down to earth and I love that you love your body! You really opened up my eyes to enjoy my curves. Although, I feel like you are so skinny!
Thanks for being you!

(there's more to this post but it's long, so I ignored the rest)

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October 6, 2008 7:51 AM
Shirley says:
There you go Kim....all haters should stop bad mouthing about you...you are so beautiful...keep on posting more makeup video..PLEASE !!!!!

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October 6, 2008 8:46 AM
autumn says:
Im only 14 and I consider you as a role model tbh...
I know about the negative and positive press about you but It seems to me that you are a down to earth, girl..I read some of these comments and they are so hurtful, when they aren't even directed to me! I don't believe these negative comments but know that I am a true, dedicated fan! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR SHOW! I LOVE YOUR STYLE! EVERYTHING! LOL...Now I'm embarressed for some reason.
LOVE YA MUCH,
Autumn

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October 6, 2008 10:10 AM
Jarisa says:
Omg you're so perfect! The only thing I thought you had done was your nose. My sister and I have always thought that, it's so perfect! We are planning on getting nose jobs, lol. Hopefully it'll look like your nose! =)

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Submitted by kaiserin on October 6, 2008 - 5:55pm.

Oh, and that also reminds me...I knew a girl in high school who got pregnant at age 14. She had the baby, gave it up for adoption. Then she got pregnant at LEAST 3 more times between then and 12th grade, and had abortions.
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Reminds of the girl I went to school with (she was a year older) who had a baby in 8th grade. "Luckily" for her, she delivered over the summer, so suddenly when she entered ninth grade she had a new baby "brother". Her sick-fuck parents raised that poor kid as their own, and even though everyone in our city knew about his real parentage, they refused to ever tell him.

They were smart enough to warn him off (without giving any real reason) when he started dating the niece of his real father (therefore his cousin.) They still do not admit it, and the kid is now in his twenties. Oh, and he's a raging drug addict and alcoholic, just like his older *ahem* "sister". Nice, huh??

Sensimina's picture

Her boobs may be real, but a real ass would not give you tittylike cleavage on your lower back - bitch has a case of CocoAss big time.

How can I find happiness in the fact that Wonky is fading fast from the public eye when I know that this bottom feeding whore is waiting in the wings to take her place as the World's Biggest STD like a rabid possum? Sad!

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And if those bikini briefs were any higher she could wrap them over her shoulders.

MK-LMFAO

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Submitted by zomay on October 6, 2008 - 5:47pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes thanks. For some reason I see a "Ron Burgundy" type of guy using it.

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Lol!

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Stoney - *prays* maybe, just maybe, one of her google links will bring her to dlisted. Hello Kim, welcome to your reality check.

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sexymixer81's picture

I totally believe it. I had large round D-Cups just like that when I was her age as well. I'm from Southern Cali, so all through high school and college people would yell out "How much did you pay for those?!"
The short story is I feel her pain..... :-(

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 5:48pm.
ILovePapaSmurf
"You're fucking one of the sexiest football stars in the whole NFL"

Preach it sister!!!! Although when i see Reggie with Assian, it makes me think it's just a bad episode of "The Game".

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Tristram's picture

I love these threads. *walking into wall*

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Now relieve the pressure.

bambam's picture

Good Gawd, where are some of you people from? I remember plenty of girls who exploded with hormones and grew big tittays by eight grade and I grew up in the 70's. Some of you are so caught up into being snarky and hostile you must have abandoned common sense, either that or you've never just observed how some people are built.

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Did anyone see that episode where her sisters said she spends all day online googling herself?

Dear Kim,

You are a narcissitic whore.

Love,

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Submitted by kaiserin on October 6, 2008 - 5:41pm.

Hi kaiserin!

Interesting avie you have there! ;)

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Submitted by Inflatuated on October 6, 2008 - 5:40pm.

Poor kid. That happened to me in school...when I was in 6th grade and a large B, this one guy was always trying to feel me up and was always saying shit to me. It happened more in middle school when I was a D, and I hated every second of it. It's humiliating, and I feel so bad for those kids, because I know EXACTLY how hard it is. Poor things.

And a 13-year old having a baby? WHY THE HELL IS THE MOTHER NOT MAKING THAT CHILD GET AN ABORTION? Jesus fucking Christ. But that reminds me of this time I went to my gynecologist when I was 17. I was just talking to her about things, and somehow she started telling me about how she had a bunch of TEN YEAR OLD GIRLS coming in with STDs, because there was some middle school guy going around and fucking a bunch of them. 5TH GRADERS with STDs. It blew my mind, especially because I had just started having sex a few months before (with the guy who is now my husband, and after we had been in a relationship for a long time, AND I was on the Pill). This shit is out of control.

Oh, and that also reminds me...I knew a girl in high school who got pregnant at age 14. She had the baby, gave it up for adoption. Then she got pregnant at LEAST 3 more times between then and 12th grade, and had abortions. Then in 12th grade she got pregnant AGAIN, had it and kept it, then had another kid maybe 2 years ago (she's now my age..26). So this chick had at LEAST SIX pregnancies in under under 10 years. Needless to say, she has a shitty life, and I smirk at her every time I see her (because I hated her fucking guts in high school), but I feel bad for those kids. They're both girls, and I'm sure they'll follow in their mother's illustrious footsteps, and the cycle will continue. I just wish there was a way to stop it. Maybe we need to have mandatory abortions for any pregnant teenager?

Stoney-

LOL, thanks! It's nice to be appreciated :)

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Not Impressed - 14 is when I went from a trainging bra (8th grade) to a D over summer.

I''d rather have taken Gawky over the "chick with big tits".

First they made fun of me because I had no tits, then they made fun of me because I got huge tits and was still 95lbs.

"You're going to topple down the stairs, lean back, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back"

Fuckers.

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"Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 5:48pm.

Preach it sister!!!! Although when i see Reggie with Assian, it makes me think it's just a bad episode of "The Game"."

Oh shiz, lol! Seriously, they are an odd couple.

And really, for someone who claims "she's shy," she sure had no problem for posing for a sexy calendar for her boyfriend AND pose in playboy. This bitch is a fraud and an attention whore.
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EvilShoe's picture

She seems to love the !

That is all.

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M.E.'s picture

Not defending the KardASSSSSSSSSSian. But, it is totally possible for 14 year old tits to look like that. Especially in a bikini top like that with her arms back.

But in Kim's case, it's most likey fake tits.

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Um, this picture is uncomfortable. Those are very mature looking breasts for a 14 year-old. I had girls at my school like that, though. When I was that age, I was 5'8" with BARELY an A cup and about 95 lbs. All my teachers thought I was ano, turns out I was just gawky as fuck.

Bad memories.

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ILovePapaSmurf
"You're fucking one of the sexiest football stars in the whole NFL"

Preach it sister!!!! Although when i see Reggie with Assian, it makes me think it's just a bad episode of "The Game".

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They do look fake, I'm just saying it can happen.
I'm ready for this whole fucking family to get swallowed up by a sinkhole, I thought they were earthquake prone in California..

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DreamyAguileraEyes thanks. For some reason I see a "Ron Burgundy" type of guy using it.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 5:29pm.

Yeah, I had a large B at age 11, and was a D by age 13, so it CAN happen, but real tits don't look like that. Or at least mine never did. Oh, and mine go up and down when I lose and gain weight. I went from a D to a B in 2 weeks a couple of months ago, and I only lost like, 15-20lbs. So I would think that would be another way to tell if they are real or fake...if they don't change if someone loses a lot of weight. Like what happened with Hohan. Remember when she got real thin and had those huge tits? Then she got them removed? I still say that real ones don't look like that, but that's just me. What the hell do I know?

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Tell it like is is, sister! I have a daughter who's breasts are huge, but they fluctuate with her weight. These Hollyweird brats would like for us too believe their tits remain the same size regardless bur the can eat their own bullsh*t.

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This girl has NO confidence in herself what-so-ever. So it's hilarious that she had to post this to make the "rumors" stop. Boo hoo. You're fucking one of the sexiest football stars in the whole NFL. Get over yourself, bitch!
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Submitted by zomay on October 6, 2008 - 5:30pm.

Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.

ShiningKnight on October 1

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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 6, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Yeah...they don't look real AT ALL, do they? Who does she think she's fooling? I hate that shit, how these celebtards will say these blatantly false things, and really expect us to believe them! They are insulting our intelligence with this shit, and they wonder why people despise them?

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haha I love kaiserin rants!

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Submitted by TOPANGA on October 6, 2008 - 5:21pm.

...and can I say that this pic should serve as a reason for the poultry and dairy indusrty to stop pumping mounds of hormones into our foods. It really pisses me off that I'm in my mid twenties and barely fill a B cup and my 13 year old cousin is walking around with a full D-cup...WTF?!

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Topanga, I wholeheartedly agree with you. I have a co-worker who's 9 (nine!) year old daughter is fully developed. WTF!!!!!

The poor kid is having all kinds of trouble at school with boys who think she's "fine" and want to "be with her". Another WTF!!!!!

F*cking frightening what hormones are doing to our kids. My best friends 13-yr old niece gave birth last year. Yeah, her mother should have paid more attention to the kid before then, but what will become of the child? She's keeping it.

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Kaiserin

Yes! These people have fans!!! It's so ridiculous! We're all doomed!

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Rican35's picture

Those were innocent times back when we were 14. I think that's the same bikini my mom bought me for my 14th......slut!