Palin As Fey?
Sarah Palin reportedly wants to get in on the fun and spoof Tina Fey on "SNL" in the next couple of weeks. You betcha!
For some strange reason Sarah and a few of her staffers think it would be a good idea for her to play Tina in a sketch. The Chicago-Sun Times reports that there's been talk of Sarah appearing on "SNL" as early as this Thursday during a special "Weekend Update." Yeah, a "Weekend Update" on Thursday. Go figure.
Apparently, the plan is for Sarah to make fun of Tina Fey's AMEX commercials with Martin Scorcese. If Sarah can't do this Thursday, then she might do the October 18th episode. SNL is a repeat this Saturday.
This is getting too fucking confusing. I'm already finding it hard to tell the difference between these two. I mean, Sarah Palin needs to stay in her world and Tina Fey needs to stay in her own. They shouldn't mix! You didn't see Tina Fey at the VP debate, did you? Wait. Maybe that was Tina Fey. See. I'm baffled!
If Sarah does do "SNL," can she please bring Joe Sixpack on with her? Seriously. I'm obsessed with him. He sounds hot.
Submitted by Robin1 on October 8, 2008 - 1:08am.
Posting Republican drivel on an empty message board at one a.m.... damn, you sound HOT! Much hotter than any of us, of course.
Hmmm.
Your dogs are ugly and can't vote--much like you and your friends, I suppose.
Submitted by Robin1 on October 8, 2008 - 12:52am.
Tina Fey is an idiot. She is a comedian, not an informed, smart public servant like Sarah Palin and John McCain.
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Tina Fey is an idiot. She is a comedian, not an informed, smart public servant like Sarah Palin and John McCain. Fey was funnier before she started spouting her dumb opinion. As someone who makes a shitload of money, how can Fey possibly support a Democrat in the White House? Obama will happily tax the crap out of YOU to support a lazy, whining loser who thinks you can live on minimum wage.
Sarah, you fucking idiot. Don't you think that you could spend your time doing something like being interviewed and campaigning? I love how a month ago, the GOP was labeling Obama as "a celebrity" in such a damning way. Now look at Miss Winky. God I can't wait for your ass to be kicked and I hope a moose tramples you. Palin: you are a true embarrassment to all women.
Submitted by Stoney on October 7, 2008 - 11:45am.
LOL! I refuse to watch that show, it raises my blood pressure too much. I remember going to a "True Love Waits" program in junior high, the speaker talked about how he and his wife dated for 3 years and shared their first kiss at the marriage altar... even back then, assuming I would probably wait until I was married to have sex (ha!) I thought not kissing until marriage was fucking ridiculous! Seriously, you've got to test that shit out before you buy it!
Sorry for derailing the subject at hand... I enjoy bashing the Duggars, though.
OMG I nearly vomitted my dinner after tuning into the new Duggar show last night. Jesus fucking christ on a stick at that teenage BOY asking that CHILD to marry him!!! In a chain restaurant, no doubt! And he loves her SO MUCH he stopped himself from kissing her! Lovely! I'm sure he can't wait for that ring so he can knock her up 30 times!
*simultaneously barfs and shits*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Ha! I know this poor fine upstanding Christian woman who had a boy and a girl and they're BOTH gay. And they're that kinda gay that's totally noticeable. It's like their genes got switched up or something...
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She has 5 kids, and they say at least 1 out of every 10 people is gay, so there is a 50/50 chance she will get to put her pro-gay attitude to work in her own life! I think we can rule Bristol out at this point, though...
What I'm REALLY looking forward to is when one of the Duggars gets caught trolling for gay sex in an airport bathroom!
Christians have no problem saying they think gays should be able to visit each other in the hospital. They don't have problem with them entering into contracts. But ask Palin if she thinks they should get a marriage certificate? Um, I think her answer would be a resounding "No way jose!"
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Stoney!
You aren't saying that the Bible-believing Christian Palin is being less than honest in her support of da gehs are you????
You betcha John McCain is a maverick!
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"The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden."
-former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright
She's only "pro gay rights" because the polls show she has to be. Believe me, she thinks every last one of them is going to Hell.
Good morning, bitches!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Novaya Havoc on October 7, 2008 - 9:06am.
That may be, but she also made rape victims pay for their own rape kits. Does one cancel out the other? Should the fact that she's "pro-gay rights" make up for the dozens of other issues about which many Americans completely disagree with her?
Not for me, certainly. I don't agree with Obama on several issues, but none of them are important enough for me to justify voting for anyone else. By that same token, I agree with McCain on several issues, all of them fairly unimportant.
That's why I hate to see so many decisions (in my family, at least, and certainly in most of the Bible Belt) being made on issues like abortion and gay rights, which, in the long run, are not going to directly impact them NEARLY as much as the economy, educational system, deficit spending, tax increases on the wealthy, gas prices, environmental issues, etc.
Clarisse,
It is hanging on my fridge...pic of Abe Lincoln...saying four score and seven years ago, out of one side of his mouth...you betcha coming out of the other side.
Caption: If Sarah Palin had been a speech writer in 1863.
Wyle E., The hair drives my mom over the edge. She says if she could vote the hair alone would be the deciding factor.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
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It is Powder!!!
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Clarisse: Is that Powder!?!?!?!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I always thought this silly bitch looked like Roseanne Bar in drag
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
EEG!
"You betcha"! REEALLLY?? This is why the US is a punch line these days!!!
I usually keep quiet about politics but this bitch just sets me over the edge. Touting her holier than thou "Bible-believing Christian" views with a house-husband (yeah, i know he has a "job") and pregnant teenager. Parading her Down's baby to show what a wonderful mother she is while she spends 95% of her time away from her family to wink and flirt with the camera. Ugh…cunt.
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The other day I saw an advertisement on a hairdressing website saying, 'How to get the Sarah Palin Up-Do'.
I cannot believe its only me that thinks her hair makes her look like an out of date school marm. It looks like it was WINCHED back for fucksake!
Hair is more important than politics when it comes to Republicans.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Clarisse,
The "you betcha" joke even made it into my sunday editorial cartoon, here in Canucksville.
Cunt is right. I watched the debate, the constant pans to her ass, the way she was making love to the camera, all the while not making much political sense.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Yeah what clarisse said!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Palin is a vile cunt that sets women back 50 years and humanity back 100. Cunt. You betcha!
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Submitted by Novaya Havoc on October 7, 2008 - 9:06am.
I read that as well, I hesitated posting it here.
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Word on the street is that Barack didn't pick Hillary because she voted for the war and that would have back fired on him. Also, I don't think he wanted Bill Clinton up in his business. Hillary should of been the nominee but whatever. I have a new found love for Barack especially since McCain made Palin his VP pick. I didn't care who won before until McCain chose that crazy bitch. Also, I worship the ground Tina Fey walks on. She is almost as great a human being as my mom.
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Joe Biden voted for the war, just like Hill. That dog don't hunt.
And Sarah Palin is not crazy. She's the only one of the four to pretty much do anything pro-same sex couple rights. She vetoed her (Republican!) legislature's attempt to overturn those rights.
If that makes her some "crazy" church lady, then I need to start dragging my ass to church more often to be around those kinds of people.
I'm confused anymore. I don't know. Mr Ling in 4C and I were pondering this last night. I'm putting the finishing touches on my award winning film, "The Darker Shade Of Palin" Starring Mr. Ling. And We don't know if we should cast Sarah herself or Tina Fey.
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Submitted by texannewlywed on October 7, 2008 - 12:26am.
Yeah, she is supporting Obama but she's just going through the motions, her heart isn't in it. You can tell.
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Submitted by Mopa on October 7, 2008 - 7:41am.
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Just read your siggy.Sorry for your loss."
Thank you. This has been just the worst year. I can't wait for it to be over.
If 2009 starts off with McCain/Palin becoming Pres/VP, I honestly think I might take to my bed and not get up again. I wish I was joking.
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Submitted by Crazyisthenewnormal on October 7, 2008 - 2:13am
Uh, not quite. Although transferring into and out of 5 colleges to get one piddling bachelor's degree IS pretty dumb, you've got to admit. Of course, some people will read into posts whatever they need to in order to make themselves feel better... so keep calling us dumb, we certainly haven't ever proven otherwise (by, for example, giving a billion and one reasons WHY Palin is condescending, simpleminded, unqualified, etc. on all the other political threads).
Carry on!
This is the person i want to represent the United States of America. You betcha!!
Vile cunt.
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Submitted by Mopa on October 7, 2008 - 7:41am.
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Just read your siggy.Sorry for your loss.
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Even though I already thought Sarah Palin was vile, I still couldn't believe this idiot was winking during a VP debate. It's not like she told a joke and winked, she would just wink out of the blue at totally inappropriate times. Nevermind the fact she did her usual talking a whole lot about 'nothin'. She can't even talk like a friggin adult.
Of course, it's a tie because she didn't run off crying. Disgusting.
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Best Friends Forever & Beyond
Word on the street is that Barack didn't pick Hillary because she voted for the war and that would have back fired on him. Also, I don't think he wanted Bill Clinton up in his business. Hillary should of been the nominee but whatever. I have a new found love for Barack especially since McCain made Palin his VP pick. I didn't care who won before until McCain chose that crazy bitch. Also, I worship the ground Tina Fey walks on. She is almost as great a human being as my mom.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
I am going to become a Democrat so I can call people dumb. Because anyone that is not a Democrat must be dumb.
I mean stupid-dumb.
The real dumb kind of dumb. Like, I'm smart and they are dumb. That kind of dumb.
People told me she was dumb. I'm smart, so I figured out that they were right. She's dumb. That's why the stupid Republicans picked her. No brains whatsoever.
I have all the proof I am ever going to need. Everyone that votes for her and the old guy with her is dumb. So many dumb people. I am so glad I am smart. If the dumb people win, I will be mad at the stupid people.
They are so dumb.
>This encapsulates just about every post here.<
Yeah Sarah Palin--We get that youre cutesy, glib, fun, "down-to-earth"..What we don't get is that youre smart. Smart first...funny second. After Clinton did the Aresenio Hall show, every politician thinks that they have to keep proving how much they don't take themselves seriously. It must be a best practice case for politicians or something.
Plus she needs to do the opposite--take yourself seriously Palin!
HILLARY LOST. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!! SHe's not the Democratic Presidential Nominee, BARACK IS.
Some of you sore losers are sad, and pathetic. When did Hillary lose, like 6 months ago? SHE LOST!! SHE's SUPPORTING OBAMA, SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!
umm.. shouldn’t sarah stay home and catch up on her reading, since she knows NOTHING, rather than spend time on another publicity stunt?
Holy crap, I hope they don't allow this. The VP race is already a fucking circus due to Palin's stupidities - what the hell is happening to American politics? George W. Bush already has turned us into a joke everywhere -- why the hell doesn't she turn up on Dancing With The Stars or Big Brother and let it go at that?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:22pm
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Me too!!! I can't stand eiher of the running VP candidates. Palin takes the cake though, not because she's a woman but because she's just DUMB! (Not that Biden is a genius, mind you)
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This is hilarious: The Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart! I found it via the link Mrs. K posted.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/03/sarah-palin-debate-flowch_n_131...
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Submitted by Lory on October 6, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:02pm.
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LMAO! That were a gudden m8!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Pearl Necklace and Tubereuse, you must see this!!!
Sarah Palin is a Bitch… there I said it
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Damn, that was a fucking AWESOME post! And I don't toss around the word "awesome."
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:02pm.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 9:46pm.
@ Mrs. Kravitz:
oops, ok: thank you, Tits! ... I enjoyed typing "thank you, Tits" entirely too much XD
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As long as you didn't kiss both of them after you typed it, ala Kendra Wilkinson.
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Submitted by Lory on October 6, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Sarah Palin is my favorite! I love her! I saw her profile on ***www.countryfuckercunts.com*** I wonder who she's dating there! <3<3<3
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Really? 'Cause I saw Joe Biden at yellingatmeninwheelchairstostandup!.com. Weird.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Sarah Palin is my favorite! I love her! I saw her profile on ***www.countryfuckercunts.com*** I wonder who she's dating there! <3<3<3
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@ Mrs. Kravitz:
oops, ok: thank you, Tits! ... I enjoyed typing "thank you, Tits" entirely too much XD
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Oh, um Pearl Ncklace, dear...
That link was sent to me but the inimitable TITS.
I can't take credit for it.
I mean, I'd like to but then I'll get "the look" from her and well, it's all downhill from there.
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Tina Fey for President!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 9:19pm.
I always liked Tina Fey but after she said Hilton was a piece of shit I fell in love...HARD!!!!!
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AND she was a virgin until she was 24! Until she got married! Take that, Republicans! Not that I'm choosing sides..just sayin'...
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Oh, um Pearl Ncklace, dear...
That link was sent to me but the inimitable TITS.
I can't take credit for it.
I mean, I'd like to but then I'll get "the look" from her and well, it's all downhill from there.
TITS, take a bow.
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