David Duchovny Is Out In the Wild
Ladies and whores! Grease up your genitals and wash out your no-no hole with Listerine, because David Duchovny is out of sex rehab and ready to party! David was photographed with Tea Leoni at the Czech Days Festival in NYC on Saturday. Doesn't he look fucking thrilled to be out?
Tea and David watched a performance and then ate Czech pancakes. Oh, I'm sure he did. I'm sure he ate the fuck out of those pancakes and rubbed his tongue all over them until Tea quietly pulled him aside and made his peen count to ten.
Sex rehab hasn't been good to David's looks. Bitch is looking a little craggy in the face. This is what a dude's mug looks like after his peen hasn't barfed for a while. Dry spell face. Hopefully, David is all better now and will stop abusing the sexy times. The sexy times is your friend, David. Don't hurt it.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Aw! Give the man some sex! Look at him! Sex is ok! Poor guy.
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Now, you see, that is what I say! I'll give the man all the sex he needs... In all seriousness, that is one area that all people should make sure they are compatible in before marrying. It's not fair to either person if they have completely different sex drives.
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Agreed. I can't imagine this whole thing is gonna end well as much as I like these two.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:06pm.
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I totally agree. ♥
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
I like Tea. She is a great comic actress in the tradition of Carole Lombard---yeah, I said it, Carole Lombard. I hope she kicks his no good sorry sex addicted butt from here to Timbuktoo.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Is this a current picture? Tea looks like my mom in the early 90's.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Aw! Give the man some sex! Look at him! Sex is ok! Poor guy.
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Now, you see, that is what I say! I'll give the man all the sex he needs... In all seriousness, that is one area that all people should make sure they are compatible in before marrying. It's not fair to either person if they have completely different sex drives.
Aw! Give the man some sex! Look at him! Sex is ok! Poor guy.
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 6, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 8:36pm.
It could be worse... want me to work on some penis nose Pitt porn??
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Stop it, you're scawing me =(
You KNOW the JJ brangaloonies have already written a fucking NOVEL on nose pitt porn.
I'm telling ya, the day these two cuntrags split, they better hide in a damn bunker protected by the fucking SWAT or something. The brangaloonies will all want to tear them apart for ruining their fairy tale.
OT: Tea, if you've had enough of the husband - and the peen, for that matter - I'm available!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
He needs to buy himself a couple of Real Dolls just to have some variety everytime Mr. Peen needs attention.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 6, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 8:36pm.
It could be worse... want me to work on some penis nose Pitt porn??
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Well, he has penis nose, which usually is a good sign.
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Oh fuck, between this and the "pitt porn" you posted the other day, you're fucking KILLING ME here, Christine!!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Well, he has penis nose, which usually is a good sign.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
bleh
where are the new comments? fix that shit, MK.
I love it..."make his peen count to ten..."
It is probably true.
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She IS cringing. She doesn't like him touching her at all. Why is she sticking with this doucheface?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 6, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 8:01pm.
A man doesn't have to be an absolute genius for me to like him, but he's two steps away from a drooling idiot.
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Shit, ITA.
There's only so much looks will do for you. After a while, stupid people - even beautiful ones -become such huge turn-offs... and besides, beauty fades, anyway.
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Exactly right. I mean, look at Elizabeth Taylor. Bitch didn't have eight husbands for nothing...
Shaniquanaynay im a lady and cannot totally agree more with you!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 6, 2008 - 8:02pm.
And IG, she's cringing because she's not sure if he's going to jump the next waitress or not.
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And here I thought it was because he has the cooties. :P
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 8:01pm.
A man doesn't have to be an absolute genius for me to like him, but he's two steps away from a drooling idiot.
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Shit, ITA.
There's only so much looks will do for you. After a while, stupid people - even beautiful ones -become such huge turn-offs... and besides, beauty fades, anyway.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 7:06pm.
If she can just keep him away from the Pottery Barn stores, he might be ok.
And IG, she's cringing because she's not sure if he's going to jump the next waitress or not.
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 6, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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Most women seem to prefer their men on the pretty boy side, I guess.
I'm no fan of either one of these guys.
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I guess so-- and I can also understand that Duchovny is the type of guy that you either get into or you don't. My bigger amazement is the Pitt fascination. Yes, there is no doubt he is a good looking guy, but the first time he opened his mouth my vagina just shriveled. A man doesn't have to be an absolute genius for me to like him, but he's two steps away from a drooling idiot.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by lilamorto on October 6, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Karen Flatts Oh i didn't know i had a sis lost somewhere...
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Yeah-- I just compare this man, who is smart as hell (and sexy too), to the brainless wonder that is Brad-balless-Pitt, and I don't get why he isn't a million times more popular.
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Most women seem to prefer their men on the pretty boy side, I guess.
I'm no fan of either one of these guys.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
oh yeah, i like him cause he's way smart too. I just got all hot and bothered when I saw him.
Submitted by lilamorto on October 6, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Karen Flatts Oh i didn't know i had a sis lost somewhere...
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Yeah-- I just compare this man, who is smart as hell (and sexy too), to the brainless wonder that is Brad-balless-Pitt, and I don't get why he isn't a million times more popular.
Ladies,
you may not agree, but there is something about him that makes my pants fall off. I like thinking how freaky he must be in the sack. I like his big nose and would ride it all night long
Karen Flatts Oh i didn't know i had a sis lost somewhere...
I still think he's hot as hell. I have a thing for tall, extremely well educated, multi-millionaire sex addicts with a dry sense of humor. Call me crazy.
She must be the most patient bitch on the planet.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
They both are so pedestrian. yawn.
I hear he and RDJ are starting a support group.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Poor guy. Trying to give up extra-curricular sex AND he's starring in a show about... extra-curricular sex.
That's gotta suck... um
That's gotta be hard...er
Sucks to be him?
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I wanna do bad thing with you. Howl.
He looks good. He also looks like he lost 20 pounds. HIs face is leaner. Tea looks like she's having fun. She's laughing, not grimacing.
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Meh.....
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If tea, gets tired and he stil needs to keep doing sexy times, I'm available.
i think he's hot yummy yummy
She looks like she's cringing, and I don't blame her. Blech.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
I approve this message.
Does ANYONE care about these 2 anymore?! Next.....
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Hopefully he can keep his peen in his pants unless it only makes apperances for Tea.
They thought he was cured of his sex addiction until they found that all of the Styrofoam cups at the event had holes in the bottom. I'm sure he can't wait to get back to the kitchen to reunite with the fine tea cups.
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"wash out your no-no hole with Listerine"
Ah Michael K, please tell me that is something you have not done.
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