What Do You Expect?
Tim Burton is currently shooting "Alice in Wonderland" with Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. And what's a Tim Burton movie without Helena Bonham Carter? Of course, he's cast her ass as The Red Queen. Anne Hathaway will play her sister, The White Queen. That bitch isn't in the Disney cartoon movie, but is in the novel. Yes, I read that shit! Okay, I read the Cliff Notes version, but that counts.
This is Helena and Johnny's fourth Burton movie together. They've already done "Corpse Bride," "Charlie and the Shit Factory" and "Sweeney Todd." This is Helena's sixth Burton movie and Johnny's seventh.
It's obvious that Helena only got the role because she's sucking the director's hairy dick, but her acting doesn't make me fart, so she's fine. It kind of goes without saying that if you're bumping it with Tim Burton, you're going to get cast in all his movies. Remember that tall bitch Lisa Marie? She was in tons of Burton movies and then they sort of broke up. That was a career killer, because what's she doing now? Exactly.
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Snowy.. Ya know, I sure didn't recognize any of the hottie chicks in my dream.. So it sure could have been you. It involved bathtubs. but bathtubs are always in my dream for some fucking reason.. mmmmmmmmmmmm dreams!! teehee!! Good thing I slept on the couch, My husband might hav thought I'd gone to the other side.. well, gone more to the othet side..
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Submitted by blixicles on October 7, 2008 - 9:35am.
Thank You for sharing that Leonardo DiCrapio ;)
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Amy would be a great choice for March hare! She actually has a house rabbit!
http://amysedarisrocks.com/intouch.jpg
Why do i know this? Cuz i'm a dork.
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Britney should be the Queen.. "painting the panties red, We're painting the panties red.. On my period, no tampons at hand, we're painting the panties red!" hahahahah. OH I'm sick!!
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Oh goodie now Im going to have Tom Petty in my head all day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5H0wUo37RY
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I like them both, I think they're both pretty in very original ways.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
OAKIE!!! was I in them? was I SamRo????? ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
helen boneham has kinda rotty durty teeth and she's known to be b.o-ish. depp likes that. he has a smell fetish and he likes fucked up teeth. he can't stand the big mouthful of giant white choppers americans have.
remember that fat lady in gilbert grape? she used to let him smell her. he likes the stinky. he's said it about himself and others have said it about him.
Oh, and MK is right about Lisa Marie. She was all over the Burton movies and now she's nowhere.
I have it! Dita Von Teese as Alice.
But who plays the dormouse and the march hare? I need to know. Clay Aiken would be a good choice for the dormouse. Perhaps Amy Sedaris as the march hare.
Wait, no, that was my acid flashback.
Carry on.
oops.
mmmm I love Helena too.. Also, i had the most amazing lesbian dreams last night.. I wish the alarm wouldnt' have went off.. Oddly enough off topic??
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Clearly she won herself a lifetime of movie roles, because before she was blowing Tim Burton, she wasn't doing much. I don't care much for her, I think other actresses would've better for the parts he's cast her in...plus the ho is a homewrecker, she left poor Lisa Marie out in the cold after 10 years of her sleeping with beastly Tim.
MJF lmao HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i KNOW!
Mornin' Missy Miss
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
loozer!! too early to be lookin at no creepy monkey lady!
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My day is good now! Missy in the house!
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Loozer - PRICELESS!
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Mornin' Missy!
Like AM said, at least she can act, and she's kinda cute. This could be a much more painful arrangement!
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My favorite photo of HBC (even though she looks like Michael Jackson in it).
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00183/Apes_183593t.jpg
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I like Helena.. she was awesome in fight club..
hi some old familiar faces! 'mornin!
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me thinks she will be good at this role though no?
Helena and Tim is like Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguiz. Except Helena can act and Tim's movies get rave reviews despite always being so dark.
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Marverick!"
Personally, I'd need more compensation for doing sexy times with Burton than some film roles. Like maybe a suitcase with 1 billion dollars per sexy time incident, for example...
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