Out With The Old
For the past few weeks there have been many rumors about the "Girls Next Door" falling apart, moving out of the mansion and being replaced by younger models. There has also been a little rumor that Holly Madison is doing it with a douche magician who goes by the name of Criss Angel. Hef and Holly both denied all the rumors.
Last night, a TMZ camera man chatted with Holly outside of a restaurant and he told her he wanted to go to the Playboy Halloween party and if she could get him in. Holly yammered on about how she was going to be Elvis for Halloween and then she said, "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together."
SHOCK! DISMAY! TRAGIC! Seriously, this is about as surprising as the doctor telling me that my butthole only has a few more years left.
Holly also said that she's still filming shit with Kendra and Bridget for the sixth season of "GND."
Holly's 28, so she is getting up there in age. "Puffin" only has a few years left, so why would he want to spend them with a wrinkly old bag like Holly? Besides, Hef is still married! Holly needs to find a sugar daddy that is actually available for marriage. Mini-Me perhaps?
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OT, but does Dlisted find this story interesting?:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1070290/Former-Mr-Gay-UK-slit-bo...
lmao good for her
If she's 28 then Heff can still get it up without viagra....and we know that's a lie. I wouldn't let those OLD, thin lips near my special places.
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She hooked up with Criss Angel cuz she knew Hugh was going to dump her...girlfriend definitely has a type *shudder*.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Do they call his old creepy ass "Puffin" cause they have to pump his penis up with one of those pumps for your bike tires before he puts it in their ass?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I don't like this one she always came across as such a cunt. Like those people that get money and all of a sudden they think they're better than you. Kendra needs to go into porn already. Bridget I think will do fine.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I like her the best outta all those ho's.*ducks rotten tomatoes*
What exactly do these bimbos do when no one wants to see them strut around naked anymore?
How utterly fucking DISGUSTING, the whole lot of them.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Holly is so in her 30's
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
NOT IMPRESSED, from your mouth to God's ears, along with those other two whores....
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Submitted by PurpleNeon on October 7, 2008 - 10:43am.
wow, what a sad life. yes, they have access to money and nice things, but how lonely it must feel.
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well, she wasn't being forced so being a money grubbing whore must make her happy.
Lol, Say it ain't so.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Oh my God.. these girls.... I kind of feel sorry for the older one.
I hope the dumb skank banked any money she earned while with old nasty pepaw.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Good, now she'll fade into obscurity.
*crossing fingers*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Oh My GOD.
If Holly and Hef can't last, I have no more faith in true love!
*gags*
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
wow, what a sad life. yes, they have access to money and nice things, but how lonely it must feel.
28 my ass.
She's lucky she stayed relevant to him for so long.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus