Tuesday, October 7th 2008

Just Come Out Already

In an interview with The Daily Beast, JLo (ironic, right?) talks about and defends Scientology, but denies being a member. Her daddy and a bunch of her friends including Leah Remini are card carrying members of Tommy Girl's band of alien crazies.

JLo said, “I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.” When asked if she's an alien worshipper, she said, “No…I wouldn't have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.

And would JLo ever consider putting her Dragon Tales Twins in Scientology school? “Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

JLo, it's okay. Have Tommy Girl call Oprah, so that you can go on her show, jump on her couch and finally tell the world that you love barley water and aliens. It's fine.

You know how else I can tell she's a Scientologist? She's starting to get a little frumpy in the hair. That's one of the first things to go! Look at Katie Holmes. She had cute hair until she hooked up with Tommy Girl. Now her weepy mop looks like it could use a huge shot of Prozac. But that will never happen....

Visit The Daily Beast to read the rest of JLo's interview. She talks about her nervous breakdown, selling her baby pictures for $6 million and once again tries to convince us that she's still just Jenny from the Block.

And here's a few pictures of JLo with old lady hair and a memaw dress at an event for Elle Magazine in Los Angeles last night.

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Posted by: Michael K


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Yeah, I'm totally CONVINCED they ARE Scientologist!!!!

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If she's good friends with Leah Remini, and still sees her father, she MUST be a Scientologist, as they don't allow you to consort with non-scientologists? Even when they're family.

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Yes, and what JHO also knows (but isn't telling), is that there is an entirely different set of rules for celebrity Scientologists than there are for the peons. They don't abide by the general rules and punishments that the "regular" folks have to follow. That's why it's so 'glamorous' to them.

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Churches are always built for political purposes.

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Mira, is it me or does JHo look old and haggard? I think Jenny's been around the block one too many times.

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submitted by bella:
used to be quite religious when I was younger, but I´ve become very sceptic towards organized religion. It just seems to be a tool to manipulate and hurt people.

absolutely bella, absolutely. thats why i'm no longer a church member. and the past few weeks has given me more and more reason to stay the hell away from any organized religion.

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LOVE CARROTTOP on October 7, 2008 - 1:01pm.
I literally can't stand the sight of JLo. No amount of drugs could get me to say anything nice about her. I wish she'd just fuck off.

Love Carrottop:

you and i need to get together and go bowling lolololol

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Submitted by Phoebe on October 7, 2008 - 6:45pm.

How can we get an update on Leah's kid?
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Ooh, I'd love an update on that spoiled child! If Leah had had another kid, I bet that girl would be growing up quicker then a lightening bolt! Nothing like having a newborn around to make the others grow up quickly...forced or not

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That dress is like something they'd put on someone in Memento Mori (pictures of the dead).

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Creepella's picture

JLo is not aging gracefully

letinstar's picture

jlo talks about scientos in circles...wtf is "technologies anyways...katie couric should interview her dumb ass...
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speakit's picture

Why do women insist on wearing rouge,blush,blusher, pick one... I hate it. Blech

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http://www.exscientologykids.com

http://www.xenu.net/

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DebFrmHell's picture

CO$ is a lifesyle not a church. They're all involved to cult status. The people, I am sure, are very nice...Just like the mormons! Non-suckers without cash need not apply.

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justice's picture

I am going with aliens. She mentions "technology" too many times so she clearly knows about some sort of impending attack!

--thanks awfully--

Phoebe's picture

How can we get an update on Leah's kid?

I bet they're keeping that hidden far away - it must have pissed off the scienos for her to show how bad that situation is.

She's in the basement with Travolta's kid now.

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Submitted by KidL on October 7, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Anyone who thinks CO$ is a harmless org should do a GOOGLE search and read some of the accounts by former members. It truly is scary and sad.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on October 7, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 7, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Is Anne Archer a Sciento too?

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I'm sure I don't know what I'm talking about but I don't think Marc Anthony would let his kids join that cult. I don't care if Marc Anthony is a lapsed catholic, barely catholic, or just culturally catholic. To many Latin people, being catholic is like being mexican or puerto rican or whatever. It just is who you are even if you never pick up a Bible or go to mass (yeah, that can bother Protestants -- it bothers the half of my family that's Protestant). And Marc Anthony does mean something to the latin community. I think even if his motives were base, he would protect his image.

And I apologize to anyone/everyone if I offend... all I know about Scientology is from a Religion course I took about cults. Also studied in that course: Mormons, Manson, the Branch Davidians, Jim Jones, the Moonies, etc. Senior year in college, my friends and I thought this throw away class would be a blast to take together. Sadly, it was very boring.

uh oh! that doesn't sound good at all. Poor twins.

girl_cheese's picture

Props to the scientology dudes who were tapped to recruit her. I thought OSHA forbade receiving a dirty beating while on the job. Probably no longer true under Bush ... The thing I really hate about her is her VOICE. I can ignore any stories about her phony ass, but her voice makes me want to dig out my eardrums.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

J-Lo is an asshole. $cientology is a cult and L. Ron did invent it out of science fiction bullshit (much like Mormonism; see the South Park episode where Trey Parker explains the origin of it) to bilk stupid people out of money.

And what exact "technologies" is J-Ho talking about? A spaghetti colander attached to a phone cord connected to a broken AM/FM radio?

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In this instance I'm fine with the CO$ getting their hands on and keeping this one.

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Damn, that Tom Cruise is getting everybody.

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gia's picture

nervous breakdown?? she is too shallow for that...more like she fell asleep with her eyes open & didnt want to be moved. i mostly just want to say she is such an asshole.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 7, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Is Anne Archer a Sciento too?
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Yep.

And so is Jlo, no matter how much she protests. She's not one but she would send her kids to their schools? Errrrrrrr. Right.

I don't have a link to it, but there is an article written by L. Ron Hubbard's son. People who doubt this is a cult NEED to read this article. He basically states that LRH made this whole thing up in order to get money out of gullible people.
I think the reason so many stars fall for it is 1. they are insecure (they need the praise of an audience) 2. they have the money to pay for the courses.

weenielover's picture

UGHH. I don't know which one of these hos I hate more. What a waste of skin and oxygen.

Gabriela's picture

Scientology crap is probably the only thing this intellectually lazy slut has ever read. She has no frame of reference.

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EatYourVeggies's picture

I never got how the ho from The King of Queens is friends with all these super-famous people. Guess the Scienos have to stick together because everyone else is too afraid of being forcefully converted.

LoLo's picture

Scientology seems to be a costly support group for women with closeted gay husbands or people who want to "wash that gay right out of their hair" in an effort to make more money off of the general public who cant seem to understand it is ok to be TEH GHEY!

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their cloths are hot. too bad they're not. Where is Jlo's usual dead animal accessories.

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Her make-up and her whole sense of style has gone so downhill.Get a new stylist JLo!

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O.k So J.Lo talks about scientology and we are supposed to believe that she is NOT crazy? I'm sorry but I think that ship has sailed A LONG time ago! I hate it when celebs come out and stick up for each others crazy ass ideas, like as if J.lo's opinion is really gonna make ME change my mind about Tommy girls Lunatic "religion".

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Bella, sorry but other religions -- whether they were divinely inspired or made by people -- were not openly made as part of a tax-dodge by a failed sci-fi writer.

With that in mind, I can't see how anyone could take it seriously. I don't believe in all religions, but I can at least respect their TENETS (if not what their members always do) and the intent behind them, as well as the fact that they at least strive for something.

Before anyone starts shrieking hysterically about how this religion did that terrible thing, and this other one did THIS, I'm talking abou the religions themselves rather than some wackjob members of it. If wackjob members were all it took to have an organization be considered evil, then all political parties would be evil as well as all religions. Got it?

Scientology? Their tenets include Nazi-istic cleansings of anyone/anything that doesn't adhere to what L. Ron approved of, anything-goes attacks on people you don't like, slavery, and focusing on becoming a more-powerful-than-those-unbelievers ubercreature rather than seeking any kind of spiritual purity or enlightenment. Oh yes, and despite the shrill cries of anti-religion people, there is NO major religion that DEMANDS money before you can take part in anything. Go to any church/mosque/temple/synagogue, and they won't take a cent from you to put your butt in a chair and watch. They might politely ask for some so they can pay the electric bills, but you can pass if you want.

That said, JeLo is SO a Scientologist. But since their (and her) focus is money, she will never admit it because there isn't a single open Scieno whose career isn't in the crap-pot. Admittedly some of them were in the crap-pot BEFORE their affiliation became known, but still.

Come on, if a prominent cardinal of the Catholic Church were caught on tape talking about how they were going to CRUSH the unbelievers, as Tom Cruise was, don't you think there'd be a justifiable backlash? Don't you think backlash is justifiable when an innocent child is neglected and denied medical treatment because his parents don't want to acknowledge autism's existance?

"I wouldn't have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is."

And so do many people on the web, Lardass.

Note how NOBODY else could like Scienobotology and possibly know what she's talking about.

"Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication."

Doesn't this sound a lot like Scienospeak to anyone else? You know, like the stuff that

"I do know so many great people who do do it"

Another warning sign. None of the Scienobots have friends that are not Scienos, or that they aren't hoping to convert (the Beckhams, Oprah, etc).

"I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

Now see, she cannot acknowledge that people DO know what it is, and judge it accordingly.

Tristram's picture

You know how else I can tell she's a Scientologist? Her career is tanking?

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Now relieve the pressure.

jd.xy's picture

Ok, so JLo is officially off my Christmas card list.... Either bitch is so incredibly naive or dim or the sci-o freaks have something on her.... That's it, all her albums are going in the bin today.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Bella on October 7, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I was not defending Scientology and their shady methods. I just don´t find their supposed beliefs to be any weirder than those of the average religion.
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Yes but what is weird is that the CO$ "beliefs" were invented in the 20th century.
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I know that, Scientology is a joke, unfortunetely one that seems to be getting people killed... But I believe that other religions were also invented by people.
I used to be quite religious when I was younger, but I´ve become very sceptic towards organized religion. It just seems to be a tool to manipulate and hurt people.

Rosemary's picture

My fav site about cults is http://www.rickross.com/ They have some great stuff about scientology on there that will let you know what a POS it is.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.

Submitted by Bella on October 7, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I was not defending Scientology and their shady methods. I just don´t find their supposed beliefs to be any weirder than those of the average religion.
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Yes but what is weird is that the CO$ "beliefs" were invented in the 20th century.

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What I find weird is that people believe the bible because it's an old invention. Like we were more edumcated the further back in time we go. It's only in the last few hundred years that the masses have begun reading. Maybe in the next century, SPELLIMG!

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Gross, and over paid and noone cares anymore. Now can you two annoying cunts go away? I hate both of your voices. PLEASE????

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suze's picture

They both look busted.

Their hair stylist thinks they're cunts for sure.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 1:59pm.

Snow / GIG,
When i read "greeny" i had to tell you...when my boss is saying someone got shit on, he says they "got the green weenie"....

Why did i share that? Cuz imma dork =)

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HA HA HA HA! Imagine that laugh as Tommy-Girl's insane cackle!

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Tommy explaining Scientology. Some hilarious quotes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0&feature=related

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Submitted by Bella on October 7, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I was not defending Scientology and their shady methods. I just don´t find their supposed beliefs to be any weirder than those of the average religion.
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Yes but what is weird is that the CO$ "beliefs" were invented in the 20th century.

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Clarisse: thanks for sharing ;P
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Snow / GIG,
When i read "greeny" i had to tell you...when my boss is saying someone got shit on, he says they "got the green weenie"....

Why did i share that? Cuz imma dork =)

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Is Anne Archer a Sciento too?
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greeny: what a douchey little freak! he is totally trying to be his idol, TG
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Yep, snowpiece. He's David Miscarriage's right hand douchebag.

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