Just Come Out Already
In an interview with The Daily Beast, JLo (ironic, right?) talks about and defends Scientology, but denies being a member. Her daddy and a bunch of her friends including Leah Remini are card carrying members of Tommy Girl's band of alien crazies.
JLo said, “I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.” When asked if she's an alien worshipper, she said, “No…I wouldn't have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”
And would JLo ever consider putting her Dragon Tales Twins in Scientology school? “Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”
JLo, it's okay. Have Tommy Girl call Oprah, so that you can go on her show, jump on her couch and finally tell the world that you love barley water and aliens. It's fine.
You know how else I can tell she's a Scientologist? She's starting to get a little frumpy in the hair. That's one of the first things to go! Look at Katie Holmes. She had cute hair until she hooked up with Tommy Girl. Now her weepy mop looks like it could use a huge shot of Prozac. But that will never happen....
Visit The Daily Beast to read the rest of JLo's interview. She talks about her nervous breakdown, selling her baby pictures for $6 million and once again tries to convince us that she's still just Jenny from the Block.
And here's a few pictures of JLo with old lady hair and a memaw dress at an event for Elle Magazine in Los Angeles last night.
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fire your stylist already, bitch
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I saw that, too Sandbitch. That's Anne Archer's son.
He's channeling his inner Tommy-Girl. Look at him with the hair, the walk, the shades. He imitating Tom from "A Few Good Men".
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Isn't he just. I get embarrassed watching it. Anne Archer's son! Flipping heck eh??
Agreed. The difference between a religion and a cult is the degree of control exercised over the members. Not allowed to associate with 'dissidents' or non-members? Cult. Completely cut off from all your "church" friends if you decide to leave? Cult. Requires huge financial outlay upfront? Cult. All of these apply to the Co$.
One of my cousins is in what I believe to be a cult, although of the hyperconservative Baptist variety. However, they discourage non-member family visits lasting more than 2 hours, require HUGE tithes while at the same time preaching about 'sacrificial living', etc. Probably a lot more crap I don't even know about... that's another reason it's a cult, all their actual practices are kept very secret, except by ex-members.
Anyway, there are very distinct parallels in every type of cult. They thrive upon isolating you from your former social group and indoctrinating you into the group... a lot like an abusive relationship, where by the time you wake up and realize what happened, you're in too deep to feel as though you can leave. A lot of times cults target single people who have just moved to a city... without an established social circle, it's much easier to get them to join a group, and much harder for them to leave when they get their head straight (and thereby leave all their new "friends" along the way).
Sandbitch that dude totally wants to be TommyGirl!
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Submitted by blueberry on October 7, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Celebrities are such retards
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I saw that, too Sandbitch. That's Anne Archer's son.
He's channeling his inner Tommy-Girl. Look at him with the hair, the walk, the shades. He imitating Tom from "A Few Good Men".
Celebrities are such retards
Dream on Xenu; JLo is JLo that is all!
Here's a clip from the British BBC Doco "Scientology & Me". Not sure if it aired in the US so I'm posting a link.
The *official* COS spokesperson "Tommy" (not 'our' Tommygirl, just someone who thinks he is) loses it for the cameras. Mention the word "cult" and he can't be held responsible for his actions...or some shit like that. It's brilliant.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3Y4JwJ0jM
You'd be surprised how many of your favorite celebs and musicians are undercover $cients
Scientology isn't a religion. It's a brainwashing pyramid scheme. Defectors are punishable by death.
Anyone who thinks CO$ is a harmless org should do a GOOGLE search and read some of the accounts by former members. It truly is scary and sad.
This is not a religion in any sense of the word.
Wow. Thanks for the link, Mrs. K. I'd seen other anti-CO$ sites, but not this one. The cross is very creepy. http://www.lermanet.com/exit/CST-miscavige-and-satanism.htm
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I was not defending Scientology and their shady methods. I just don´t find their supposed beliefs to be any weirder than those of the average religion.
Submitted by Bella on October 7, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Just because a religion has been around for couple of thousand years doesn´t make it any less stupid.
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Well, I disagree, but be that as it may, there is documented proof that becoming a religion was also the only way for the CO$ to escape fraud charges by the FDA re the e meter.
"The District Court, Gesell, J., held that writings which were distributed by religious institution to accompany auditing device, which were intended to promote use of the device by the public, and which contained false unqualified scientific claims without a religious overlay or suggestion were "labeling," within the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act; thus, the device was misbranded as a result of misrepresentation in failure of the labeling to bear adequate directions for its use, and its secular use, along with secular use of the writings, had to be condemned. The Court further held that where auditing device, which was harmless in itself, was used by legitimate church to aid its ministers in communicating with adherents, the church could continue its use of the device, which was condemned for misbranding, provided it was used only in religious setting subject to explicit warning disclaimers on the device itself and on all labeling."
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Scientology is a CULT. It is not a religion. When people have try to speak out against Scientology, their lives are threatened. I've done research on this. It's a money-grabbing cult that keeps people from their families and destroys their lives, especially if they decide to leave.
*gets down off soapbox*
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by missy on October 7, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by gyeah on October 7, 2008 - 12:56pm.
did you draw that?? It ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AW missy thanks *blushing* I wish i could take credit for that piece of highbrow art but i can't even draw a stick figure. A friend with a lot of time in his hands sent it to me.
When I decided that being a Catholic was not right for me or for women in general, the priest I gave my confession to as a young adult did not black mail me into giving him thousands of dollars to keep my secrets nor did he murder my mother by attaching a garden hose from a running car into her bedroom window as she slept.
They just didnt invite me to the Parish Pot Luck.
Wehn i decided that perhaps I would convert to a religion that had nothing to do with Christ, my career was not threatened and I did not vanish into thin air.
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The technology? What the hell does that mean? Oh man, I used to dismiss Scientology as a harmless Hollywood side effect, but now I'm genuinely scared.
yeah but it's a cult. when I decided to stop going to my church (Presbyterian) no one tried to keep me there.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Sorry, sluts 2X post.
Jason Beghe calls the church a cult, plain and simple.
Religion has not one thing to do with Scientology.
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You GOT to see this. It;s Jason Beghe being interviewed on a national news show in Australia. It's good. Jason pulls NO punches.
And it shows how nuts these cult freaks are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4187e9tKFFw&NR=1
Submitted by Hoolrah on October 7, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Not a supporter of scientology (or any organized religion for that matter), but don't you think society is too harsh on them? I mean, if you look at it objectively, ALL religions sound just as crazy as Scientology- they just have a historical precedent. Virgin gets pregnant by God, son is crucified, dies, and will return? The world is only a few thousand of years old? Jews and Muslims go to the mountains and get two different messages from the "same" God? Six-handed hermaphrodite deities in Hinduism? I mean, I guess aliens aren't that weird if you look at it like that.
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I actually completely agree with you on that one. I don´t think Scientology is any weirder than the more traditional religions. Just because a religion has been around for couple of thousand years doesn´t make it any less stupid.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 7, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I just think we shouldnt judge because no on has a clear understanding of what the religion/cult/whatever really is....
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that is 100% untrue.
former members have a very clear understanding of what it is all about.
I repeat: check out www.lermaent.com
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Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 1:16pm.
She really just needs to go the fuck home and be a mother.
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Yep.
And she needs to stop making those stupid faces too.
That dumbass look on JLo's face makes me want to smack it off her.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by Hoolrah on October 7, 2008 - 1:10pm.
TRUE, however all of those religions were founded prior to the modern scientific age. You really cannot compare religions that came about in ancient times to one that was "invented" in the 20th Century.
5,000 years ago a burning bush wasn't so crazy.
Today volcanoes and aliens and thetans and whatnot is just a little too silly.
Check out www.lermanet.com
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O.k O.k I think I worded my comment wrong...
I try to type as fast as i can so I dont get caught at work!
Obviously I know celebs aren't the smartest tools in the toolbox lol so they are not ones we should follow...Im just saying if it is such a scam why would so may people go into it, not only celebs but other people, and why would you tell someone your deepest darkest secrets, if there wasnt some kind of benefit to it?
I just think we shouldnt judge because no on has a clear understanding of what the religion/cult/whatever really is....
lea remini used to be so smoking hot on the early king of queens.
she got old & frumpy
Submitted by gigi jenkins on October 7, 2008 - 1:12pm.
" how did that silent birth thing work out for ya leah?"
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Not very well, it seems! A 5 year old still in diapers? Something ain't right there.
Of course she would never lie about being a Scientologist - just like she would never lie about taking infertility drugs or using IVF.
Here's my definition - it's a religion CREATED by a science fiction novelist.
Enough said.
She really just needs to go the fuck home and be a mother.
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the best was when vh1 did a special on leah remini--the whole big thing of having a silent birth so the baby comes into a calm drug free environment. Fast forward years later and the kid is having six bottles at night and still in diapers. how did that silent birth thing work out for ya leah?
Not a supporter of scientology (or any organized religion for that matter), but don't you think society is too harsh on them? I mean, if you look at it objectively, ALL religions sound just as crazy as Scientology- they just have a historical precedent. Virgin gets pregnant by God, son is crucified, dies, and will return? The world is only a few thousand of years old? Jews and Muslims go to the mountains and get two different messages from the "same" God? Six-handed hermaphrodite deities in Hinduism? I mean, I guess aliens aren't that weird if you look at it like that.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 12:55pm.
OMG, XENU BLESS YOU!!
I was just about to go look for that very same thing.
Thanks, you rock, you roll, you rule!
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It's my turn to be Dlist's slutty secretary.
I wonder if JLo's little gremlins will turn out as fat as Leah Remini's?
She's always been a cheap stupid ho and now, like Tommy Girl, she's talking caca and letting the world know what a brainwashed moron she is.
Somebody mentioned they find Leah Remini annoying but they're not sure why.
I'll tell you why: she was a complete utter retard when she went on the Rachel Ray show(another irritating twat.) talking about how can't bare to say NO to her spoiled rotten kid. The kid starts crying when she doesn't get her way, which makes Leah cry! What an idiot! Her brat of a kid rules the house.
she also cried, "Papi, the babies are going to love everyone more than me! Everyone will know them more than me!!!"
yes, because you are a selfish BITCH who will dump those kids on anyone, because you might mess up your manicure.
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I literally can't stand the sight of JLo. No amount of drugs could get me to say anything nice about her. I wish she'd just fuck off.
In other news, It's CHEWSDEE!
Fucking crazy alien worshipping sluts.
That is all.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 12:55pm.
OMG, XENU BLESS YOU!!
I was just about to go look for that very same thing.
Thanks, you rock, you roll, you rule!
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Johnnnyyyyyyy Johnny Johnny!
Red Hot Chili Peppers beFO they sucked!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
There are hundreds of people out there that could give you the full 411 on the CO$, but they can't because they are DEAD. Most were chalked up as suicides, but the CO$ knows how to make things look that way. They have committed many a murder but get away with it because they have A LOT of people in their control, including some people in law enforcement.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 7, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Can I get an "AMEN" to what you said, sister?
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I'm gonna testify! I'm gonna testify till the day I die. ... Folks, I'm gonna testify!
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Submitted by gyeah on October 7, 2008 - 12:56pm.
did you draw that?? It ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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