Just Come Out Already
In an interview with The Daily Beast, JLo (ironic, right?) talks about and defends Scientology, but denies being a member. Her daddy and a bunch of her friends including Leah Remini are card carrying members of Tommy Girl's band of alien crazies.
JLo said, “I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.” When asked if she's an alien worshipper, she said, “No…I wouldn't have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”
And would JLo ever consider putting her Dragon Tales Twins in Scientology school? “Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”
JLo, it's okay. Have Tommy Girl call Oprah, so that you can go on her show, jump on her couch and finally tell the world that you love barley water and aliens. It's fine.
You know how else I can tell she's a Scientologist? She's starting to get a little frumpy in the hair. That's one of the first things to go! Look at Katie Holmes. She had cute hair until she hooked up with Tommy Girl. Now her weepy mop looks like it could use a huge shot of Prozac. But that will never happen....
Visit The Daily Beast to read the rest of JLo's interview. She talks about her nervous breakdown, selling her baby pictures for $6 million and once again tries to convince us that she's still just Jenny from the Block.
And here's a few pictures of JLo with old lady hair and a memaw dress at an event for Elle Magazine in Los Angeles last night.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 12:50pm.
So I googled the definition of Scientology Technology. Can't find a damn thing gives a clear definition!
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And there you go. If you can't make sense of it it's prolly bullshit.
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"…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this."
Fucking moron.
I do like that retro mess JLoL and a Crab Ass Bitch are wearing.
These two are making the "prune" smile.
She is talking just like a scientologist now.
This video is the full interview (2 hour) with actor Jason Beghe, a long-time member of the CO$ who left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUjMz9-W2I
I recommend the below short highlights video culled from his full interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvxrMmR3jA&feature=related
Jason dishes the dirt!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 7, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I don't know...Don't you guys think if it was such a big con job ..so many celebs wouldnt be into it?
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Well, for one thing: Celebs are just people.
And for another: It's as simple as: Have you ever bought a particular shampoo because of what it claims to do for your hair? Technology. I was just looking at "normal" shampoo bottles the other day. Diagrams and charts and graphs and scientific breakdowns. It's fucking soap, people! *ahem* Like that:)
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Somehow see-thru doesn't jive with a granny dress.
And black never looks good underneath a sheer white garment.
The other bitch simply doesn't know how to stand in a dress.
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 12:53pm.
For some unknown reason Leah Remini annoys the crap out of me.
Me too Lo, she's the poor man's Fran Drescher or something.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 12:53pm.
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Can I get an "AMEN" to what you said, sister? Their #1 form of control is, indeed, blackmail!
What the hell are these "technologies" JLo keeps mentioning? Does she mean the lie detector they hook you up to? It's so helpful with all the shaming and accusing. Or the recordings of you sharing your deepest secrets that they can later blackmail you with?
Fuck off idiot JLo and her equally idiotic buddy. Go potty train your five year old, Leah!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 7, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I don't know...Don't you guys think if it was such a big con job ..so many celebs wouldnt be into it?
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Id watch that logic, or else we'll be justifying boob jobs for 14 year olds, personal umbrealla holders and naming children after random cities!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Mrs Kravitz,
You deserve a siggie!!!
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I am honored and humbled.
I am not worthy.
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Submitted by loozer on October 7, 2008 - 12:50pm.
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Holy Fuck, loozer, your Barnabas Collins avie is scaring the shit outta me and bringing back some cool, but scary, memories! ☺
Mrs Kravitz,
You deserve a siggie!!!
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
Submitted by Euphoria on October 7, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 7, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I don't know...Don't you guys think if it was such a big con job ..so many celebs wouldnt be into it?
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Honey, celebs are the worst lemmings out there. They will jump on ANY bandwagon if they think it's the "in" thing to do. Most can't or won't think for themselves.
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More importantly thing one of the first things you do as Scientologist it to get "audited." You spill your deepest darkest secrets and it all gets recorded.
I got two words for ya:
BLACK
MAIL
Otherwise peeps like Travolta and Cruise would have been out of there years ago.
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_Submitted by loozer on October 7, 2008 - 12:50pm.
For some unknown reason Leah Remini annoys the crap out of me.
Her face, voice, big ole ass, her face, her voice, her voice, and maybe it could be her voice.
I dunno...
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Jennifer's dress looks straight out of the "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" collection at Kmart.
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LOL! Maybe her next single should be "I've written a letter to Daddy; the address is heaven above...!"
Why dont reporters do their job and just yell, " SHUT UP BITCH!SHIT!" in more interviews?
God I've GOT to get a fucking Press Pass!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
For some unknown reason Leah Remini annoys the crap out of me. I probably would have watched King of Queens if it hadn't been for her.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by denise13 on October 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.
JLo is making on of those stupid pouty lipped pics like the teenagers on MySpace make.
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that's because she has the mentality of a 16-year old.
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So I googled the definition of Scientology Technology. Can't find a damn thing gives a clear definition!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 7, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I don't know...Don't you guys think if it was such a big con job ..so many celebs wouldnt be into it?
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Honey, celebs are the worst lemmings out there. They will jump on ANY bandwagon if they think it's the "in" thing to do. Most can't or won't think for themselves.
Now here are two bitches that I would love to see get zapped into an alien spaceship and launched into another galaxy. Can not stand either of them.
I don't know...Don't you guys think if it was such a big con job ..so many celebs wouldnt be into it? I know most of them go into it because its some kind of fad but still I doubt so many people would fall for something so retarded sounding if it wasnt kinda sorta legit.... I wish I knew someone who was into that so they could explain it from their view!!
jho: "“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff.
uhhm, yeah, jlo, you sound really KNOWLEDGEABLE, about, you know, all that kind of "stuff"
*kills self*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by denise13 on October 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.
JLo is making on of those stupid pouty lipped pics like the teenagers on MySpace make. I'm surprised she isnt flashing the mandatory gang sign fingers- what an MORON.
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I was just thinking the same but hey, at least it´s a change from her "I´m so sexy and sultry" look she usually has on her stupid mug.
If I were a smarter gal, I would have totally started my own money-making, no-tax-paying, brain-washing, me-worshiping "religion" already. I could be LadyFrog - Master of all you tadpoles and lily pads in the pond. You must hand over all your worldly possessions to me lest I strike your lily pad down and leave you afloat in the pond of life....all alone....shunned by the other tadpoles. This shit is fun! I can see why they start them up!
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Jennifer's dress looks straight out of the "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" collection at Kmart.
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Yo Yo YO! Jell-O in da house from da block wiff my homegurl LeAH! Yeah
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We're fucked
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Will somebody please explain what the f*ck those Scieno freaks are talking about when they refer to "technology"?!
The "technology" they are referring to is the massive amounts of computer programming, micro chips, kilobites/megabites, beta, and batteries it takes to keep them running...duh!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I kind of believe her that she's not personally a Sciento. Remember, Scienbot women don't talk so damn much, they're not allowed to (Katie, Leah, Jenna Elfman, etc.).
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back on my starving days ..yes more than now... I went to apply for a job at the scientology center not having a freaking clue of what it was... but once the nice lady explained to me how the compensation worked... using paper clips I ran out of there... she took a bunch of paper clips and spread them on the desk.. and basically at the end of the day I was going to get like two paper clips out of the whole box. weird
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Don't those cult loons know a big con job when they hear one?
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Think about it, GIG. There were Gayken fans who were shocked...SHOCKED!!!!! to hear that Clay was gay. And there are thousands of people who worship Brangelina. And, FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?
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Jennifer Don't go into the light!! WTF is she wearing? I do like her shoes.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I can't believe I'm going to write this, but I love the 1972-mother-from-Harold and Maude-look she's working.
Wonder if the Dragon Tales Twins will still be on the bottel when they turn 19 like Remini's kid?
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
JLo is making on of those stupid pouty lipped pics like the teenagers on MySpace make. I'm surprised she isnt flashing the mandatory gang sign fingers- what an MORON.
Will somebody please explain what the f*ck those Scieno freaks are talking about when they refer to "technology"?! They are SO full of crap.
Don't those cult loons know a big con job when they hear one?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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J-Lo...June Cleaver called....she told me to tell you "tell that bitch to stop jockin' my style!" My grandma called too...she said "bitch better have my dining room curtains back by supper time." That is all.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
It's all about communication (read:manipulation)...
It's like the difference between white magic and black magic.
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the scientology center on 48th between 9& 10 or 7&8 either way its on 48th is scary. its a grey bldg with the plaque on the front when i saw it i stood there stuck. they were pulling me in. and its right across from a school how convient.
scienlogist are weird i dont care what they say or how they try to defend their weird ways of thinking. they are a bunch of celebs bored with life and trying to be different so they can feel complete on the inside. and they basically come out looking like a bunch of crazy losers
Yeah, JLo has been looking all beat for a while...first sign of a Scieno.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Jesus, I don't know which bat-shit crazy femalien I can't stand more.
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