Tuesday, October 7th 2008
This Baby Wee Wee Doll Is NOT RIGHT!
Some things in this world should not exist like Parasite Hilton, the Spongebob ass thermometer and chocolate covered pork rinds. Add this Baby Wee Wee doll from the UK to the list. After watching this commercial, I need Chris Hansen to hold me and tell me it was all just a bad dream.
I mean, you tickle the doll, his peen starts wiggling and then he pisses on your face! NO. Put. It. Away. Forever.
Well, at least you know what to go R. Kelly for Christmas.
VIA Videogum
Hahahaha I want one of those! Growing up I never had a boy doll and I always wanted one.
Coming soon to a store near you, a bulimic Bratz doll.
The perfect gift for Kim Katrashian.
ALL SORTS OF PERVERTED WRONGNESS. UGH!!!!!!!
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Oh my goodness. Now I need therapy.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
All the Australians will know this perversion is exactly like a Baby Born! I always wanted one of those freak ass dolls and I'm so glad my mother always refused to buy me that shit.
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Submitted by Vintagevamp on October 7, 2008 - 2:12pm.
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Hey Lovah,I worded that shit wrong.Oops,sowwwy
It just seemed fucked up that the Dad wanted in on that shit,ya know?
Leave the dolls to the kids....♥
Open up the back of him, hook up an aquarium pump, run a tube to a hidden punch bowl.. Voila! Baby shower centerpiece/drink fountain.
Where was this doll when I was trying to potty-train three boys? It would have helped soooooo much!!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I had a peeing doll like that EXCEPT it was a girl doll and the commercials never looked anything like that. This commercial is actually very disturbing.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
i have no words for this...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
He isn't a Jew, that's for sure.
Wow
That has nothing on the My Buddy doll, the only doll to this date that was for boys.
I knew this had to come from the UK, the British love potty humor. But you know, as far as a baby doll, well ..... GROSS
Submitted by loozer on October 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
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"Cept for that baby. He ain't got no balls. Just a little pee pee. (double entendre - ha!)
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This is hilarious haha
Teehee. That dad deserves a golden shower for trying to play tickle games with a plastic doll.
When I was about 6 (in the early 70's), my mom ran off to Germany with some dude for a while and when she came back she brought me this boy doll with a pee pee. I whipped that thing out for anybody and everybody that came over. My grandmother was horrified.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
And when your uncle wants to play with your Wee Wee baby all the time while filling it up with milk, you know he will never get married and give you a real baby nephew to play with.
This doll is so wrong on so many levels...
That is so not right...what's next a girl doll complete with beef curtains?
Stop tap dancing down jackass alley...
Submitted by Stoney on October 7, 2008 - 3:34pm.
I just don't understand why it's ok to show baby peen on tv and not adult peen. Peen is peen.
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Baby peen usually hasn't done the things adult peen has done, lol. Either that or it's not going to do what adult peen would do on TV.
Oooh, my cousin had 2 anatomically correct dolls (my aunt is a nurse)... but they had no special pissing powers. We would have had way more fun with this one! Little pervs, we were.
@DAE - someone said it's Irish. Ireland is in England ain't it?
hehe
I just don't understand why it's ok to show baby peen on tv and not adult peen. Peen is peen.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
You can't blame the UK for this, the price is in euros!
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penisi (multiple penises harrrrr harrrr) aint got no bones up in em!!!
I know a girl named Lorena who cut her hubbies off just to find out!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The idea of the doll doesn't bother me so much but seeing it in the ad does. Hard to explain but I didn't expect to see that much. Strange idea for a toy. Good tool to teach expecting parents how to diaper (duck and cover, lol) but a toy?
Mine, too, Platypus! Mine's a week from today. Happy early Birthday :)
well...
...my birthday's next week
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
That dad can tickle me and say "naughty naughty naughty" anytime. Am I a whore for thinking that?
Just too wrong on so many levels! Baby pedo, we love you!
And loozer, fricking LOVE AC/DC! Barnibus rocks too!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Ok, that's not even true! Weeners don't have actual bones in them!!!!!
Do they?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Vintagevamp on October 7, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Yeah i think it's refreshing to have a baby doll pretending to pee in my mouth, why not take a shit on my hand too rather than have all these dolls that wear diapers but don't really take pretend shits? Like going #1 and #2 is somehow shameful? Americans are SO uptight about bodily functions! WE NEED THIS DOLL!
That baby peed in his daddy's mouth with his teeny baby hard on. Anybabyboner, now that i got that out of the way, i question the "taste" level of this ad. Is it really necessary to have the dad have his mouth agape to take the pee in it? I mean come oooooooooon these people are fucking sick the boner.
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them...
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Why does this doll just pee? Why doesn't it poop too? Why is one acceptable, and the other isn't? If the manufacturers are going to the trouble of making the peen move and making the doll pee in your face, why not go all the way with the bodily functions? This kind of stuff drives me nuts. And why is the liquid in diaper adds always blue?
his balls may not be too big but they certainly replicated every wrinkle in his scrotum...scary. I wonder if they have a circumsized version too. HA!
_Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Ok thats just got dayumn fu-nay-nay!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If it's so anatomically correct, where are its balls? Babies have huge balls
Yeah. All the popular ones do any way!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Ahhhh yes, As I recall my first time with a penis was very confusing thanks to Barbie and Ken.
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hehehe sexay times wif B & K.
I made genitals for my Barbie and Ken, fashioned out of silly putty (not very successful, melded together on hotter days).
It wasn't until several years later that I discovered that the human penis actually has a bone in it.
If it's so anatomically correct, where are its balls? Babies have huge balls.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
So, what about filling it with gas? Some kinda flamethrower?
Also, they would NOT sell very well in Isreal!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Yikes! And this is supposed to be fun?
Submitted by MadameLollipop on October 7, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Sorry but this toy is not old in the UK. It is sold in a shop in Byrne's World Of Wonder which is a shop in Ireland. You can see on the ad that is says price around 44 euros, not pounds sterling.
Clarisse, sorry Hahahaha!!
Bejasus and begorrah!!! Those crazy Oirish!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Michael Jackson has already ordered 50.
This is a Pedo toy.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Clarise your cracking my crazy ass up!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This site is corrupting me. I'm now seeing sexual things in Disney pins:
http://eventservices.disney.go.com/pintrading/pin?id=39765
El Bastardo,
"I'm gonna get one and fill it with Jack Daniels and then i'll.........damn, what am i thinking??????"
LMFAO!! And THAT made me swallow!
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Why eat bait?"
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Sorry but this toy is not old in the UK. It is sold in a shop in Byrne's World Of Wonder which is a shop in Ireland. You can see on the ad that is says price around 44 euros, not pounds sterling.