Tuesday, October 7th 2008
This Baby Wee Wee Doll Is NOT RIGHT!
Some things in this world should not exist like Parasite Hilton, the Spongebob ass thermometer and chocolate covered pork rinds. Add this Baby Wee Wee doll from the UK to the list. After watching this commercial, I need Chris Hansen to hold me and tell me it was all just a bad dream.
I mean, you tickle the doll, his peen starts wiggling and then he pisses on your face! NO. Put. It. Away. Forever.
Well, at least you know what to go R. Kelly for Christmas.
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LoLo,
"Instead of giving the poor fella felatio i tried to take his head off and exchange it with the other fella I thought had a better body.
So instead of having naughty sex as a teen that night, I made him wear my dress and I tried on his Western themed cow boy shirt and we melted G.I Joes face with some bottle rockets."
Oh MY GAWD!!!! That made me spit my diet coke!!!
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
This surely is a joke. Please someone tell me it's a joke.
I'm gonna get one and fill it with Jack Daniels and then i'll.........damn, what am i thinking??????
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
_rahter than all these genderless dolls with no genitalia whatsover. What does that teach our kids?
Ahhhh yes, As I recall my first time with a penis was very confusing thanks to Barbie and Ken.
Instead of giving the poor fella felatio i tried to take his head off and exchange it with the other fella I thought had a better body.
So instead of having naughty sex as a teen that night, I made him wear my dress and I tried on his Western themed cow boy shirt and we melted G.I Joes face with some bottle rockets.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by MargeAggedon on October 7, 2008 - 1:52pm.
This is right up there with the baby pole dancer kits and the Harry Potter Broom vibrators.
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Uhhh, why is dad so keen on getting in the action?
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God, this is hilarious! I love those Brits! :-D
Shoebox LMAO @ when they said his wee wee looked like gonzo's nose!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Alright, I'm going to play Devil's Advocate.
First of all, Triscuit, the dad didn't touch the baby's peen. He tickled its stomach (like the little girls were doing). Second, gyeah, the baby didn't have a hard-on. He just peed. I DO totally think it's weird to have a doll that pees in your face, but I also think it's actually a bit refreshing (no pun intended) to have an anatomically correct doll out there, rahter than all these genderless dolls with no genitalia whatsover. What does that teach our kids? That genitalia is somehow shameful? Our society is so uptight about sex and nudity, etc. that instead of it being viewed as a natural, no-big-deal fact of life, any type of nudity or reference to genitalia or bodily functions automatically becomes some sort of twisted, dirty perversion. Really, there's nothing sexual about that doll or that commercial. I think we've all just been conditioned to view it that way.
Just my 2 cents.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
I would have to use Apple Juice instead of water.
If you are really twisted, I guess ranch dressing could be used.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
This is the other Baby wee wee
http://www.thingamababy.com/baby/2007/09/babyweewee.html
"Schulz-crest, out"
Um...creepy. I feel bad for the guy who plays the dad in this commercial. You know Tommy Girl is headed straight for the UK to buy Suri one of these for educational purposes.
And whoever thought this was a good idea deserves to be shot. And pissed on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZXYgdjORQ
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
This ad was on the Soup a few months ago or one very similiar to it. Creepy but no biggie I had dolls with wee wee before.
I had a Baby Born doll which you had to feed it this weird glue substance and then it would poop it out or throw up!
"Schulz-crest, out"
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 2:03pm.
El Bastardo,
Aw! If i rub your belly does it automatically go up like that?
Get within 50 foot of it and it will!! :o)
This ad is a joke, i've never seen it.
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
Oh those Brits and their wry sense of humor. Did they get John Waters to direct this?
Here is the other version. I thought this was bad, until I saw the version you just posted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZW_k05mntE
are you sure it's not just some sick joke?
Ummmmm
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
...lmao! I see I'm not the first to go there, carry on!
El Bastardo,
Aw! If i rub your belly does it automatically go up like that?
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
Kim Karrdassian's dream baby.
didn't they used to have Baby Wets Alot?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
What in the f***d-up UK hell was that?! I don't know whether to laugh or cry =/ Did that dolls wee-wee really just move...and why did it only start moving when the DADDY tickled it's belly?! This is a pedophiles dream come true. God why?!!
I like how the little British girl says PEE-PEE though,LOL.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I'm really disgusted with myself for noticing that it's uncircumcised. I feel dirty.
*runs to shower*
Good.... freaking.... lord...... just wrong... wrong on so many levels....
Is this a product of Kim Kardashian Enterprises?
It is right up her alley.
Peen and pee...yup...it has Kim written allover it.
Well, peeps, the world has done gone crazy.
This might very well be a hit; it's a sign of the times.
*shaking head*
Priests, child molesters, pedophiliacs, rejoice!
You just know the only ones buying this doll will be men over 40.
There is another version of this commercial that's just as bad. "Mommy, wee wee, mommy wee wee!"
Did MK post this before?? Or did I just find it before myself when I was drunk and youtube surfing?? Either way, I did not need to see it again ** shudders **
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
OK, I want one of those dolls. I'm gonna slam it in the trunk of my car, head half in, willy half out, see how far I get.
First the Angels lose last night and now this? What the fuck is God trying to do to me!?!?!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
OMFG!!! A battery operated moving pee pee?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
there's a spongebob ass thermometer??
"Runs to Walgreens"
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Between this and the Bratz dolls I'm really starting to get scared for the future. All I had as a kid was a pee and drool stained Care Bear blanket and a My Little Pony horse.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
That aint right!!!!!!!
The dolls gotta bigger dick than me! :o(
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
I feel bad for just watching that. It has GOT to be a joke. What the fuck is wrong with you guys across the pond? You've got women over their pretending fake dolls are real and taking them to the supermarket, and now this shit?! I can't believe that little plastic peen just moved!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
NO NO NO NO NO
Paedophiles of the world rejoice.
LMAO...that was...strange to say the least
LOL! all the bible thumping girls that grow up with this doll will be askeered the first time they see a real hard on. OMG HE'S GONNA PEE ON ME!!
This is right up there with the baby pole dancer kits and the Harry Potter Broom vibrators. LOL!!
There's something very wrong about the whole thing and what's up with dad taking the facial? The commercial looks like it was special made for a NAMBLA convention.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Wwwwhaaaaattttt theeee...
*looks around uncomfortably*
*steps slowly out*
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
PLEASE.TELL.ME THIS.IS A.JOKE!!!
The dude touches it's little peen THEN it goes up,up,up,...?
(My son used to say his "birdie" goes up,up,up...)
Is this for real???
I'm very very disturbed!
What???
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??? Do we really need baby dolls with lil baby hard ons peeing on our faces?
Kim Kardishian will really enjoy this doll.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain