The Toilet Lady's Boyfriend Won The Lottery!
Kory McFarren, the dude who left his girlfriend stuck on the toilet seat for a long ass time, has won the Kansas State Lottery! If you've been stuck a toilet seat yourself for the past few months and have no idea what I'm talking about, then click here, here and here to get updated. It's a sordid tale.
So... Kory cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket for $20,000 yesterday. Get this shit. This is the second time he's won the lottery in the past year. Kory's got lady luck stuck to his ass cheeks.
Who knows if Kory and Toilet Lady are still together. She was released from the hospital a few months ago after being stuck to a toilet seat for at least a month. Last I heard, Toilet Lady is living with some guardian and legally is only allowed to pee while squatting over the toilet. I'm joking about that last part.
In July, Kory was sentenced to six months probation after he pleaded no contest to being a dumb fuck for allowing his girlfriend to live in the bathroom for 2 years.
Kory should take that $20,000 and buy Toilet Lady a pair of shiny new ass cheeks. Then he should use the rest to buy a fucking clue.
Thanks Susan
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I am still wondering where he went for a pee, since the toilet was obviously occupied... maybe he decided to use the little girls instead of his Toilet Lady? You know, it's confusing when you can't tell anymore what a toilet really looks like ;-)
He looks like Whori's manho Dean McDermslut.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on October 7, 2008 - 5:19pm.
$20,000 isn't that much. He'll blow it on lap dances & budweiser.
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Hell, I'd blow it...if it gave the $20,000 to me.
OnT: If I win lotto, SEXAY NEW SHINY ASSES FOR ALL YOU HO'S!!!!!!!!!!.
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Submitted by speakit on October 7, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by jussayin on October 7, 2008 - 10:33pm.
....but I still know PWT when I see it LOL
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You can see me through the interwebz? How many fingers am I holding up and which one?
hush no, you ain't got fingers, you got cheetos stained stubbins! and you when you hold up your fingers that how many teef you have....
(I is messing wif youse yoday)
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
i bet he's gonna spend that lotto money on a whole lotta meth or whatever he's doing
Submitted by Hekki on October 7, 2008 - 10:26pm.
*golf claps*
You too, Mrs. K. Wise words.
Submitted by jussayin on October 7, 2008 - 10:33pm.
....but I still know PWT when I see it LOL
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You can see me through the interwebz? How many fingers am I holding up and which one?
PS being from NYC I never knew what the hell a trailer was much less that people actually lived in such a thing.....but I still know PWT when I see it LOL
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
well what is this fuckery?
I hope he buys a new toilet, and maybe even a bidet...
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
Submitted by kaiserin: "I just kinda feel bad for him, he's probably never had much of an education, or any opportunities, so that also makes me wonder...is trash born, or made through lack of opportunities?"
I am not sure, but I am thinking about people who are poor who are not trash. I think about all the immigrants who come here and take full advantage of every opportunity to make their lives better. Lots of them don't speak English, but they work two jobs and make their kids study hard and get into good schools on scholarship. I grew up with and even now know LOTS of people like this. They might dress funny or have weird eating or hygiene habits, but they fucking work HARD and FIND a way to make their lives better. Their kids aren't playing XBox and huffing glue. They're studying and entering projects in science fairs and hustling.
They make me ashamed of my lazy, privileged ass.
I would not say they are better educated or have any more opportunities than the trashy people we are talking about.
OMG! Talk about no justice. His ass should have been crazy glued to a toilet seat months ago.
1. gotta play to win
2. this douche is a dead ringer for Dustin "don't-call-me-Screech-even-though-we-both-know-that's-all-I'm-good-for Diamond
You have got to be kidding me. When the fuck is karma going to show up at this trailor?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by madam s. on October 7, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Let's speculate on how Kory will end up on Dlisted next time! I say he accidentally shoots his elderly neighbor one day while he's out in the yard drunk shootin' at cans.
My guess is that he hooks up with the crazy puppy cloning lady.
Ha! I was all like : Britney's got a boyfriend?!?!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Kory: Honey, I won the lottery agian!! Now I can build that dream bathroom for you!!honey???
M.E. on October 7, 2008 - 5:14pm
That's happening everywhere I believe.
Especially in high priced housing markets.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
OMG if I had $20,000 I could almost afford to remodel my bathroom.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
Let's speculate on how Kory will end up on Dlisted next time! I say he accidentally shoots his elderly neighbor one day while he's out in the yard drunk shootin' at cans.
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I am just genuinely curious as to why people feel one type of racism (towards white people) is acceptable.
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I see your point and I agree. It always seems to be open season on "poor white trash," HOWEVER, (getting up on my soapbox) it is NOT racist. It is bigoted and prejudiced but not racist. I think the term "racist" is thrown around a lot and used erroneously.
Look up the defintion of racism and you'll see what I mean.
*getting off soapbox*
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
Just when I think I'll never see this mutherfucker again on here, he shows up and manages to raise the bar. Every time.
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Sara M.
Kory wisely invested his $20,000 in diversified markets: PBR tall boys, Thunderbird Whiskey, Wine Coolers, ammunition, and a new Playstation. I expect his returns will be stellar.
Holy shit...that there is a lot of Cheetos, Spam and Velveeta on my plate.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
Submitted by M.E. on October 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.
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I'm with you, bunny. Out of debt, a nice stockpile for a rainy day, some home repairs we've been putting off.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
$20,000 isn't that much. He'll blow it on lap dances & budweiser.
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You don't have to be gay for this job, but it helps.
Here in CA with the prices of housing being completely ridiculous, more and more people are buying older double wides and replacing them with manufactured homes. Depending on what park, neighborhood, etc you live in, these new homes sell for as much as $500,000.00
But now that the prices of houses have dropped, so have the values of manufactured homes.
I know a lot of people in the past few years who couldn't afford to buy a house (main reason that the property taxes would have killed them each year) and decided on a manufactured home in a park.
Manufactured homes these days are WAYYYYYY nice.
http://www.idealhomes.com/ls3260f_150537.cfm
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Holy shit, I think we just flipped ya!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Ahhahaha! Wow. Kory's really living the American Dream.
God, what I could do with $20,000.
Isn't that sad, 20k would get me out of debt.
WHYYYYYYYYYY! I wanna win the lottery!!!
Submitted by aquarius on October 7, 2008 - 4:52pm.
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Hey! Let the h8ers h8. I'll take this http://www.skylinehomes.com/ over an apartment in the city any day.
To quote my in-laws, "Them 2-story trailers is nice!"
LMAO =)
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We're fucked
Submitted by speakit on October 7, 2008 - 4:38pm.
True dat. I was absolutely flabbergasted when I found out that my sister-in-law's BEAUTIFUL log cabin came from a factory in 2 pieces... it looks Amish-built.
To quote my in-laws, "Them 2-story trailers is nice!"
I lived in a doublewide for 3 months and it was honestly way, way nicer than the house I grew up in. 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a garden tub. I felt simultaneously happy to be living in luxury and sad that I thought living in a trailer was luxurious.
Submitted by loozer on October 7, 2008 - 4:13pm.
We prefer to be called Financially Challenged Caucasian Refuse.
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LOL! Now that is funny...
Submitted by DeeDee on October 7, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I bet he'll buy $20,000 worth of Slim Jims and end up on the shitter. Hopefully his ass will bond with the seat. Fucker.
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I posted the Duggar's Registry at Wal Mart this morning......lmao
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Typical. Though he'll have spent in all in about 2 months. My guess is on meth and BK wraps.
when i saw her, i had out of town friends with me and they were very creeped out and upset by her.. in the village you get used to seeing all sorts of characters, people dressed as jesus carrying crosses, wearing 6 dollar superman costumes and has anyone seen that clown in washington square park? he was in the opening credits for snl one season and i told him and he was like "yeah i was so fucked up that day, if one more person tells me about that..." something like that. he wears a bunch of plastic bags as a hat.
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Not all trailers are created equal y'all.
At the same distributors where you can find trailers one would recognize as the same that are in trailer parks, there are manufactured homes that are framed, drywalled and can be up to 3000 sq ft. They are perceived as better by some than traditional onsite frame built homes because they are built in warehouses, unexposed to the elements throughout the building process. They can be put on foundations or basements.
The exterior is deceiving. I've been in a few that, if you were blindfolded going in, you would not know you were in a manufactured home.
They increase in value just like any other home, btw.
That was just a little cuntry fyi. Glad I could share.
I dream of winning the BIG Lotto so I can go on some stupid shows like Showbiz Tonight and reveal myself to the world and let all of these dumbass celebrities know they suck.
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Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Wow, you guys have blacks and Hispanics in your trailer parks? Crazy... I guess I am used to the segregated Midwestern trailer parks (I lived in one for about 3 months, scariest time of my life!) In my hometown, all the poor white people live in the trailer parks on the outskirts of town, and all the migrant workers are crammed 12 to a 2-room apartment downtown... which is weird, because they have to get driven (or drive themselves) out near the trailer parks to work. There aren't enough black people to make much of an enclave anywhere!
FUCK!
I never win anything!!
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We're fucked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOcyHwELXE
here's the linkie to the songie.
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
LMAO
that song is by BUTT TRUMPET, and it's called CLUSTERFUCK.
enjoy enjoy enjoy
Submitted by JuneStar on October 7, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Yes Ma'am!
Is that not crazy!
Hefty Sinch Sack Lady is famous!
I alwasy get that Missy eliot song stuck in my head when i see her.
I cant stand the rain....
Against my window
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Goddamit. I buy like 8 of those fockers every week and I never win anything. And I'm a good lady. SHIIIIIIT!
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I have a song (lol i accidentally typed dong) for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOcyHwELXE
JuneStar yes! NYC, midtown, I haven't seen her in awhile, she prolly retired to Florida.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
anyone see an old lady about town wearing some weird brown fabric for hair???????????????????edited to say- it was in some weird beehive shape. weird shit.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
LO, yes, that's her, lying there actually IN the damn Hefty Hefty Cinch Sack. I will keep an eye out for bedpan chick
OK we are having drinks at work again, they are trying to make us forget the world is ending.
talk to you hot sluts manana!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
i think i saw the woman in a bag too, once years ago. are you guys talking about nyc?
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