The Toilet Lady's Boyfriend Won The Lottery!
Kory McFarren, the dude who left his girlfriend stuck on the toilet seat for a long ass time, has won the Kansas State Lottery! If you've been stuck a toilet seat yourself for the past few months and have no idea what I'm talking about, then click here, here and here to get updated. It's a sordid tale.
So... Kory cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket for $20,000 yesterday. Get this shit. This is the second time he's won the lottery in the past year. Kory's got lady luck stuck to his ass cheeks.
Who knows if Kory and Toilet Lady are still together. She was released from the hospital a few months ago after being stuck to a toilet seat for at least a month. Last I heard, Toilet Lady is living with some guardian and legally is only allowed to pee while squatting over the toilet. I'm joking about that last part.
In July, Kory was sentenced to six months probation after he pleaded no contest to being a dumb fuck for allowing his girlfriend to live in the bathroom for 2 years.
Kory should take that $20,000 and buy Toilet Lady a pair of shiny new ass cheeks. Then he should use the rest to buy a fucking clue.
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thanks! Couldn't have said it better myself -- 'trailer trash' comes in all kinds of ethnic flavors. Ignorance is universal, and unfortunately poverty has a way of nurturing pride in being ignorant = the culture of poverty.
It's how the GOP gets most broke ass voters to vote for them, putting the same people in office who work to make them even poorer. Just my opinion, I'm sure GOP elephant-wielding posters will disagree ;)
on topic: This toilet-gf-cramming dude looks all kinds of conspiracy-theorizin', pro-lifin', David-Koreshi-fetishizin', redneck-womin's wet dream SEXAY! hahaa!
and @ Kaiserin: Yes, I still know a handful of Republicans who aren't idiots, who supported Ron Paul because they want to wrestle their party away from the corporate-fundie alliance, etc. But I think they're just too few and outnumbered in the party ranks, just my opinion.
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_Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Lo are you talking about that woman who lies on the sidewalk in her garbage bag moaning and screaming?
I KNOW THAT ONE! She is like IN a garbage bag right? Like in it like garbage goes in it right? *not calling her garbage btw!*
YEs i know that one and then there is the one who makes fashion out of her garbage bags and *lives*
in the bushes at the edge of CPS!!!!!
Garbage Bag Fashion Lady i swear can influence Betsy Johnson sometimes!!! LOL!!!!
She has a silver bed pan on her head!!!! Spits and yells at you too!
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you have to put things in perspective. look at him. he obv doesn't have a lot going on. no legit projects, let's say. people like this play the lottery ALL the time. it's like a hobby to them. i am behind them in line all the time, and it's like " i would like 2 number 4's and 3 number 8's. it takes for bloody ever and all i want is to buy my water and get the f out of the store. he's bound to get lucky some of the time if he spends all his unemployment on scratch tickets and old english....
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Lo are you talking about that woman who lies on the sidewalk in her garbage bag moaning and screaming?
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christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 4:17pm
iz wub u 2.
I play the lottery, I don't spend a lot on it but eh, who knows, I only play for the big bucks though.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Ohhh then you would LOVE her garbage bag pants!!!!!
She spit near me once and i felt HONORED
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Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Yeah, exactly, it's a lifestyle and it has no color what so ever.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I find terms like Ghetto and trailer trash to be more about lifestyle than race, but that's just me.. I happen to be white, and I call my house ghetto cause I can't always afford to upkeep it you know?
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Haha, seriously? A bedpan as a hat? Now why didn't I think of that?? You could strap it on your head, bowl-side up, and plant flowers in it or something! When that becomes the new trend, we'll know who to thank!
Aquarius-
Yes, thank you. Your comment makes sense. Here though, our trailer parks are filled with mostly blacks and hispanics, and some of them would fit that description, along with the trashy whites. So maybe it IS less racist than I thought!
Good. He worked hard for that and he's done his bit to make the world a better place.
I think secretly that woman was the top in that relationship. She simply issued decrees from her throne.
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I bet he'll buy $20,000 worth of Slim Jims and end up on the shitter. Hopefully his ass will bond with the seat. Fucker.
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Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I don't think 'trailer trash' is a racist term towards whites... I, personally, use it to describe people who engage in the following behaviors:
1) living in a trailer; and
2) having a ton of kids you can't support; and/or
3) having a car up on blocks in the front yard; and/or
4) having your little kids running around the trailer park wearing nothing but saggy diapers and eating dirt and being molested by other trailer court residents; and/or
5) standing in front of Wal-Mart to swap your WIC and EBT payments for cash so you can buy booze, cigarettes, and pills; and/or
6) being a low-down dirty type of person who contributes nothing more to society than mindlessly reproducing dozens more FAS-ridden crotchfruit.
The fact is, in most rural communities there aren't a lot of black people. If there were, they'd try hard as hell to live away from the trailer trash (in the trailer parks) for their own personal safety. I use these terms not in a racist sense, but in the same way I would use the term "ghetto trash" about people engaging in the same behaviors in the black community.
If our trailer parks were more integrated it wouldn't be a racist term! LOL.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
After taxes, he probably winds up with about 14K.
Of course he needs to pay his DLISTED Taxes:
Ass
BLACKS
Sock
Wig
Boot Move
Toilet Bat
Slut Stacking
County Call
So he winds up with $4.00.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Stoney-
Hey, I agree with you, I was just pointing out some double standards. I probably should have just left well enough alone, but sometimes i get in these moods....lol! I just kinda feel bad for him, he's probably never had much of an education, or any opportunities, so that also makes me wonder...is trash born, or made through lack of opportunities?
Holy shit, I think I'm getting a little too SRS BSNS here! So yeah, I wish *I* could win the fucking lottery, dammit!
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:11pm.
She was eSTRANGEd from them folk cause they were just as crazy.
I just cant care about the Miss Tidy Bowl 2008.
I pass a bitch on my way to work every day who wears a bed pan on her head as a hat.
Life is complicated.
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Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Um...why the fuck are you still reading my boring, long-assed comments? Didn't you say that you don't read anything that might require some thought or intelligence? Seriously, if you don't like my comments, think they are stupid or whatever, THEN JUST DON'T FUCKING READ THEM! Why is that so hard for you? Ignore me, and I'll gladly return the favor, OK? Thanks! :)
I'm white, and I think he's TRASH!
He's probably spent $50,000 on scratch offs already to win this 20.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Well yeah, but then that raises the question...WHERE THE HELL WERE HER PARENTS OR GUARDIAN? If she was mentally ill, then why wasn't anyone responsible for her? I'm not condoning taking advantage of the mentally ill, believe me, but you cannot expect this random guy to know this type of shit...he probably thought she was just being stupid. Mental illness is very misunderstood in this country, and punishing him for his ignorance is kinda shitty, at least IMHO. Especially when her parents/family/guardian SHOULD have been doing their job and taking care of her!
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on October 7, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Hmm...let me ask you a question. If this was a non-white person, would you call them a *whatever racist term* dumb fucker? Because I feel that "hillbilly", "white trash", "trailer trash", etc., are pretty much racial slurs directed towards poor whites,
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i swear...is mostly useless people who win the lottery
it's cool -- he's gonna spend it all in at a Reno brothel, maybe one of the working girls will tie him up in the powder room and forget about him for a couple days.
Did anybody see the Cartmanland episode of South Park on the other night? That's what this reminds me of. "Cartman gets a million dollars... and I get a hemorrhoid! There is only one answer... there IS no God!"
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 4:04pm.
OK...then don't read it. It's not going to break my heart if you do or don't. I say what i have to say, and if you choose to read it, great, if not, then that's great too. No skin off my ass.
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Dahlink! The woman was three fries short of a happy meal. He was having sexy times with short bus passenger.
The woman was too fruity for Tucan Sam to eat cereal with.
He had her there for his own sickie needs.
She could no more get off the john then Paris could get rid of her herpes.
You cant diddle simpletons and not take them off the poty when they get scared of mold in the trailer floor tiles.
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"Then he should use the rest to buy a fucking clue." -MK
I love how you make my cheeks hurt from smiling =D Keep up the good work!
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Submitted by Oxygen on October 7, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Hmm...let me ask you a question. If this was a non-white person, would you call them a *whatever racist term* dumb fucker? Because I feel that "hillbilly", "white trash", "trailer trash", etc., are pretty much racial slurs directed towards poor whites, and I wonder why that is acceptable, when it isn't acceptable towards any person of any other race. Not trying to be a bitch, or call you out or start a fight, I am just genuinely curious as to why people feel one type of racism (towards white people) is acceptable. Especially when it's usually the people who scream loudest against racism who are the ones doing it (again, not you personally, just saying).
After taxes, he probably winds up with about 14K.
Of course he needs to pay his DLISTED Taxes:
Ass
BLACKS
Sock
Wig
Boot Move
Toilet Bat
Slut Stacking
County Call
So he winds up with $4.00.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
HE COULD BUY LIKE 2000 FUCKING TOILETS AND SHE CAN SIT ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND NOT JUST IN THE BATHROOM!!
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Too long. I never read a comment that goes on for more than a paragraph.
Unless it's from someone funny and I can be assured of a fucking laugh.
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OK, I don't understand why he got ANY type of punishment for the whole toilet thing. How the hell is he responsible for someone else's choice to stay on a toilet for months on end? If his girlfriend was 18+, then SHE was responsible for HER OWN ACTIONS! I just don't understand this aversion this country has to personal responsibility. It's never YOUR fault if you do something that is self-destructive, harmful, stupid, harmful to others, or criminal...it's ALWAYS someone else's fault! It's total fucking bullshit. This dumb bitch CHOSE to sit her fat ass on the toilet for months on end, yet she's the victim here? If he didn't tie her down or restrain her or lock her in there, then how the hell is he at fault? And if she was/is mentally ill, then WHERE THE HELL ARE HER PARENTS? Or her guardian? Because THEY should be the ones responsible, not him. And people fucking wonder why this country is going down the shitter.....fuck anyone who contributes to this shit. Stupid bitch chose to do it, so she should be held solely responsible.
What a hillbilly dumb fecker. Lotteries are all rigged. I know I think this way because I've never won one butt (pun intended) doesn't it always seem that mid westerners are the only winners.
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Screech! Iz dat you?
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Fuckin' what the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did that fucking fuck...
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Why eat bait?"
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holy crap! no pun intended, what a lucky fuck
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where's MY 20K?
FUCK.
Oh, I forgot, I haven't abused or neglected anyone.
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Since he pleaded no contest, she should now sue him and collect.
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Now relieve the pressure.
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that fuckin figures.