The Olsen Trolls Know How To Pack Lightly
Trust me. This is light for the Olsens. Although, I'm sure there's at least a few hundred animal skins in just one of those bags. Their largest coat is probably the size of one of your socks, so they can fit a lot of shit in that big bag.
The other bag contains their travel meals which include snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Yeah, I know that's what little boys are made of. That's what the Olsens trolls eat too.
Here they are pushing their own luggage carts (!!!!!) at Heathrow Airport in London today. The sort of hot dude with them has already been banished to the underworld below their tree trunk houses for not pushing their carts.
If the Olsen trolls ever need to make a quick getaway out of a city, they could both pile into just one of those suitcases and check themselves in. Nobody would notice.
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I'm going to need to have sex with the dude behind them please.
Thank you.
Mira, inside those bags are enough syrup of Ipecac, Xanax, Valium and diet pills to tie them over for the weekend.
I thought the legend said that smurfs are three apples tall?
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If the Olsen trolls ever need to make a quick getaway out of a city, they could both pile into just one of those suitcases and check themselves in. Nobody would notice.
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They could take off all their clothes and run screaming through the streets on fire...and nobody would notice.
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Do they fly commercial? They must be spending a sh-tload on baggage fees.
They couldn't afford nicer luggage? I'd figure they'd only have the best. But then again the luggage looks as sh-tty as their taste in clothes.
Who's the hot homo they brought along with them? He's not very helpful at all with towing the luggage...classic 'mo behavior.
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This is sooooo funny cos they "DON'T" want to be photographed
yet they pack enough luggage for 10 years worth of clothes? Who do these 2 think they fooling?
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They're so irrelevant and ugly... Can't we just put them out of their misery yet?
Mind you, airlines do manage to lose baggage on a regular basis, so maybe one day, they'll "misplace" an Olsen twin as well.
Fuck packing light. When I go somewhere I want options damn it!
I made the mistake to pack drunk on a trip to Vegas once and I think I only packed 2 or 3 outfits and it was torture pure torture I tell ya.
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That dude is hot, kind of like a hotter, darker version of Jude Law
*gasp*...the olsen trolls are pushing their own luggage through the airport...i don't believe it....
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Why do they take so much luggage?
Because they can.
Seriously, if i could get some idiots to worship my lame ass without having to move a tit and own a multi-million brand as a result, I d get that much luggage with me too.
Just not made of dead animals, that is.
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How many frikkin outfits do these bag lady looking trolls need?! Usually, they look like they slept at the Salvation Army.
MK, no need to essplain yourself! WHORE!
Is that a fur purse? TACKY TACKY TACKY and CRUEL. How can anyone condone fur in this day and time? :(
Submitted by Michael K on October 7, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I was wondering about that shit, thanks! I also wondered why each post says:
Posted by: Michael K
Who else would be posting here? LOL
*smooches MK*
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Submitted by not shocked on October 7, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Funny how people who are photographed wearing the same tired ass Seattle Grunge look would haul around so much crap travelling. Neurotic women pack more shit they never touch or use on a trip than a normal sane grounded female.
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Perhaps they have never been taught the fine art of packing light.
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Funny how people who are photographed wearing the same tired ass Seattle Grunge look would haul around so much crap travelling. Neurotic women pack more shit they never touch or use on a trip than a normal sane grounded female.
Goodness gracious; I had less luggage than that going to college and I was packing for 9 MONTHS... where in the hell are they going?
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 7, 2008 - 5:33pm.
They're famous because:
1. Even though Full-House is crap looking back, every kid liked it when they were younger. Now all the kids that grew up on that show are of gossip site reading age.
2. I think they were even more successful with all their branding - clothes, DVD movies, video games. I remember when I used to go to Walmart at school, they had an entire section of the store dedicated to Mary Kate and Ashley products.
3. I guess they stay in the press because they always look sickly and act weird as hell?
They had better get back to Santa's workshop quick! It's getting close to Christmas and there are STILL so many toys to make!
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Well they made a bunch of straight to video/dvd movies and have a clothing line. And believe it or not there are people who consider them style "icons" well atleast their fans do.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I would have expected better looking luggage out of those two little couture whores.
Can somebody seriously tell me why these 2 are famous? I mean they were in some crap T.V show made a string of crappy movies and they are now internationally famous? I just don't get the appeal
of these 2.
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Heck, I bet those two gurls could pay off the mortgages for EVERYONE in this country.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 7, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Erm...that amount of luggage looks normal to me. Then again I can't go away for a weekend trip without taking six bags with me. Minimum.
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ya. i have the same problem. everyone complains. the last trip i took my host lookd startled and said "HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING!?!" it was 4th of july weekend. lol
I think they live off the millions and millions they made when they were in their merchandising heyday. Now Hannah Montana is the HBIC of the "Mommy, I'm a princess, buy me one of everything" brigade.
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maybe they heard about the economic collapse and took all their monies out of the bank and stuffed it in some duffel bags?
Erm...that amount of luggage looks normal to me. Then again I can't go away for a weekend trip without taking six bags with me. Minimum.
Oh and GET THE FUCK OUT OF LONDON YOU HAGS!
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Submitted by weenielover on October 7, 2008 - 5:21pm.
1. do these trolls WORK?
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nah. i think they're retired. they sure look it. all wore out and tired! I'm sure they're paying a lot of people to look after them. its all good im telling ya! keeping jobs for peepul!!
1. do these trolls WORK?
2. why do they schlep all this shit around? They have enough $$$$ to buy all the crap they need once the get to their destination.
3. do they evvverrr go anywhere without eachother??
4. Most importantly, why do I care? blechhh.
Submitted by weenielover on October 7, 2008 - 5:21pm.
1. do these trolls WORK?
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don't they, like, run an empire or sum shit like that?
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Submitted by Krawlie on October 7, 2008 - 5:04pm.
I thought I read somewhere that these two have several body guards who follow them around and chill outside their apartment all day.
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Eh. I think that's good. Keeping people employed!
gah. don't they have someone to carry their luggage for them? at least give two people a job! they can afford it.
In other news....apparently Madge has banned Palin from coming to any of her shows in the sticky n' sweet tour. LOL
Who knew someone could own so much shit in size 14 girls.
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I see they're carting around the roadkill again! They need to EAT animals, not make them into a purse or a coat.
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Hey MK! Thanks, I'm sure you were sick of all of us bitching.
I'll bet the Trollsens were there for a total of 3 days.
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A pair of dung beetles rolling their dung balls.
I bet the hired help is in those bags. But they STILL have it better than Naomi Campbell's hired help.
At least they don't have 5 bodyguards like other "celebrities" hear that B-oncy
Damn MK, dbs be getting clogged and now i can't know how many new comments there are. Go figure.
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OT: That's $25 per extra checked bag...little tro...ladies
Or maybe they waved that fee cuz they're celebs and all
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"Sort of" hot? That dude is seriously hot.
yum.
I didn't realize bag lady clothes required so many pieces of luggage.
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I'm sure they'll leave a trail of dead people when they leave. And wow they can actullay push the carts with all that weight on them.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I thought I read somewhere that these two have several body guards who follow them around and chill outside their apartment all day. They look pretty vulnerable right there though.