Try, Try, Try Again
At last night's Elle Magazine party, Halle Berry looked a little pregnanty (yes, I made that up) in the belly area. She didn't if she was knocked up, but she did tell UsWeekly that her and Hot Sperm Donor are trying to give Baby Nahla a sibling. She said, "Yeah, we are working on that!"
When asked if they were getting married anytime soon, Hot Sperm Donor said, "We have no plans for marriage. We are more married than ever, really.” More married than ever? What does that mean exactly? I thought they were trying to have a baby. Married bitches don't do sexy times!
You know, if I looked like Halle Berry and my dude looked like Hot Sperm Donor, I would spend my days and nights trying to have a baby. I wouldn't be at that event, because I'd be too busy "trying" to make a baby. I would only set aside 20-minutes of free time a day to play with my own chichis.
Seriously. How can you chicks with big tittays not play with them all the time? I know. Chicks say the same thing about peens, but it's totally different. Playing with your own peen usually leads to it getting excited and then...well...you know. It's a whole fucking production! But playing with your own chichis is good, clean fun!
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"We have no plans for marriage. We are more married than ever, really.”
what a standard HOllywood BS. Just plain BS, code for we are just having an open relationship and will not be together for too long. Any man who is in love with a woman would marry her. Period. Especially Berry, who seems to be more traditional type. Oh, I know, they are protesting a ban on gay marriage. This girlfriend is seriously gay or bi or a serious metro using this 40 something to get more publicity and fame. Well I am sure she has some use for him as well. Alas, a relationship of convenience, now of course, there is totally no need to marry.
btw. I totally think this prick is NOT hot looking. For teen girls and gays-yes. For women--totally no. Can a middle aged woman find a model vain girlfriend attractive???
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Beautiful, rich, fit and happy people dont need to get married. Marriage is for ugly, poor, ordinary people who need to compensate for how much they suck by having someone be forced by law to stay by their side.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
West Coast, and yes taken :(
So best pick Mrs. Kravitz back up from that curb XD
AND he's a lawyer, criminal defense...yum -- flashback to suited up hotness before court, volunteering to drop by papers, just because *sigh*
OK, time to go, don't want to derail the thread train with my adulterous thoughts!
Isnt she like 42 years old?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 7, 2008 - 6:53pm.
ah -- but he's a married tall cool drink of kosher water :(
otherwise, my gentile ass'd be all over that as we speak!
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Why did I think someone named pearl necklace would be anything other than a tease?!?!?
(gives mrs k a hand up, brushes her off)
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 7, 2008 - 6:51pm.
You're taking requests!?!?
I'd like a nice jewish man with a full head of hair - sorta like a tall jon stewart. (and just as rich please and thank you)
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lol! I often make work-related contact with a Jewish man such as that ;)
According to my sources, he did his time in a kibbutz (sp?) and the Israeli Army, too, well-rounded tall cool drink of Jewish water ;D
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Hello New Best Friend (shoves Mrs K to the curb)
Why isn't he taken?
On the West Coast of NA per chance? (pleasepleaseplease)
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ah -- but he's a married tall cool drink of kosher water :(
otherwise, my gentile ass'd be all over that as we speak!
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 7, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I would for once like to see Halle looking like a broke down crack whore.
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Your wish is my command...rent Spike Lee's Jungle Fever, in which said actress plays a broke down crack whore.
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You're taking requests!?!?
I'd like a nice jewish man with a full head of hair - sorta like a tall jon stewart. (and just as rich please and thank you)
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lol! I often make work-related contact with a Jewish man such as that ;)
According to my sources, he did his time in a kibbutz (sp?) and the Israeli Army, too, well-rounded tall cool drink of Jewish water ;D
oh yes, can't be said enough:
gorgeous, gorgeous, and more gorgeous, these two are.
I don't knock their take on marriage, because Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have been going strong for like ever, and seems as soon as long-standing Hollywood couples tie the knot, they're divorcing the next morning.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 7, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I would for once like to see Halle looking like a broke down crack whore.
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Your wish is my command...rent Spike Lee's Jungle Fever, in which said actress plays a broke down crack whore.
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You're taking requests!?!?
I'd like a nice jewish man with a full head of hair - sorta like a tall jon stewart. (and just as rich please and thank you)
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 6:30pm.
He's a stoner.
I think they're both pretty simple, prolly.
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I hope he treats her better than her husbands did!
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Me too, Mrs. K. He doesn't look like a bad guy but stoners are stoners...they can be frustratingly lazy or startlingly erratic. Neither is that pleasant.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 6:30pm.
He's a stoner.
I think they're both pretty simple, prolly.
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I hope he treats her better than her husbands did!
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He's a stoner.
I think they're both pretty simple, prolly.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
yeah he really doesn't do it for me. he's too vanilla and a little too made up. i guess maybe it's the model thing.
i wish i looked as good as her after my 1st baby. i never lost the weight and had a 2nd and the rest is history!
she looks happy though!!
Does anyone have the feeling that Halle's going to be taken to the bank by this guy at the end of all of this? Something's not right with him, I just can't put my finger on it.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Chichis are so much different than walking around with a worm-like member dangling between your legs 24-7. Our chichis don't stand at attention everytime the wind blows, our chichis down shrivel up in the pool or in cold weather, our chichis don't have two oversized raisins attached to them, and our chichis don't get jock itch. I love my chichis!
P.S. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month...feel your chichis or get your man or a hot guy to do it for you!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
In the photos above, he looks kind-of stoned or something.
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Stoned, yes, ITA.
Plus, he looks very...how can put this nicely...D-U-M.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
From the side profile she looks pregnant. I think the spanx isn't doing its job! It's not easy for everyone to lose the belly within only a few months after having a child. If she is pregnant and just isn't saying it , well then it was dumb for her to wear such a body hugging outfit. Time will tell.
Her man isn't that hot to me. The hottest I saw him look was in a baseball cap and sunglasses. In the photos above, he looks kind-of stoned or something.
*shrugs*
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She's so hot. Show'em how it's done Halle.
Honestly, she's got it all.
She's hot, talented, working, she's put together well and seems happy and she's even a little freaky.
*sigh* MY hero!
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Submitted by boomsy on October 7, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 6:11pm
Something kinda frightening about greeting your dog and having his winky doodle fall out, isn't there?
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I wish I had lipstick the color of Minch's peen.
It's such a pretty pink.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
Just need to add, if I had a penis, I'd have one Popeye arm, calloused hand, a tight six pack and I'd have stock in Kleenex due to the amounts used.
Oh, and I'd have to work from home, because I'd never leave the house, nor would I be clothed.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 7, 2008 - 6:11pm
Something kinda frightening about greeting your dog and having his winky doodle fall out, isn't there?
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
When you've been married and burned a couple of times the desire to do it again even with hot sperm donor is probably the last thing you'd ever want to do. She sure looks happy and that's all that matters anyway.
Halle seems dumb (I don't know, I just get that impression) but she is hands down the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. She looks soft and natural, unlike Angelina who looks hard and mean.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 7, 2008 - 6:02pm.
How can dudes with penises not play with them all the time?
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yeah, um, they do.
Pudge is obssessed with his peen! He twists it into different shapes, kinda like a balloon animal.
Plus he often chases me around the house threatening to beat me with it.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
Submitted by moose knuckle on October 7, 2008 - 6:02pm.
If she is still breastfeeding, she is less likely to get or be pregnant. Most women have to stop breastfeeding in order to get their periods again, thus making it possible to get knocked up again. My guess....not pregnant.
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Not exactly true. Breastfeeding is not birth control. I can't tell you how many people I know who thought that just because they were breastfeeding that they were unable to conceive, then voila, kids exactly a year apart or less.
I would try to get as many babies out of him as I could. Even if it meant having the babies close together in age.
You know they are not going to last.
Their kid is adorable.
What kind of fuckery is this? Women playing with their own boobs?
Look we all know that mine are real and spectacular but I don't play with them.
If you want to play you have to pay and I am damn broke right now.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
I'm just curious as to why her armpit area looks so shiny in that pic with the closeup of her belly...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Her dress makes her look like she forgot her tampon.
Submitted by bambam on October 7, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I'm just now gettin around to looking my girlfriend in the eyes and we been dating for a year.
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you sound like a keeper!!
I kid, I kid.♥
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
If she is still breastfeeding, she is less likely to get or be pregnant. Most women have to stop breastfeeding in order to get their periods again, thus making it possible to get knocked up again. My guess....not pregnant.
How can dudes with penises not play with them all the time? They move around like they're little animals. Boobs don't do anything. How are you supposed to play with boobs? Pat them? Lift them and then drop them?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 7, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I was going to say, damn straight she's knocked up, look at her boobs! But then remembered she's still breastfeeding, which then made me think, 'isn't it a little soon? Are you trying to rival Britney?'
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Halle is 42 years old. Time is running out. If she wants another baby she can't wait for another year or two to go by.
I've lost a ton of weight in recent years, so my titties have gone down a full cup size, and they're not as much fun to play with. I used to be a nice, fat C cup and you better fucking believe I played with them all the time.
It's just not as much fun to play with a B cup. :(
Submitted by chin chin on October 7, 2008 - 5:28pm.
i actually do play with my chichi's and i like to wear short shirts that show off my cleavage so i can stare at my boobs.. true story...lol
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That's disgusting. You're a pervert.
Um, where do you live?
I think Halle could have benefited from one of those girdles that Dr. Rey sells on QVC.
She is hot and sexy though.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by Stoney on October 7, 2008 - 5:28pm.
She doesn't know if she's knocked up? Maybe that's why she had such trouble the first time around. Bitch, figger out cho body!
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Stoney sweetie, MK got the quote wrong. Halle didn't say that... Gabriel did. When asked about adding more babies to the Berry-Aubry family. Gabe said "We're "working" on it".
oh Gabriel.. he's just sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy yummmmmmmmm
Seriously. How can you chicks with big tittays not play with them all the time? -MK
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One of life's great mysteries, for us guys anyway.
I'd never get anything done if I had tittays.
I'm just now gettin around to looking my girlfriend in the eyes and we been dating for a year.
I was going to say, damn straight she's knocked up, look at her boobs! But then remembered she's still breastfeeding, which then made me think, 'isn't it a little soon? Are you trying to rival Britney?'
Too many bad things.
If I were to play with my breasticles, my HUSBAND would never leave the house, never mind me! LMAO!
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
oddly enough MK the men i work with have asked that very same question! my answer is...how do u know we dont? :)
She looks really good, not really liking the skirt. Hes ok, I don't think hes anything special.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
It's nice to see her with a pregnaty FUPA.
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 7, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I would for once like to see Halle looking like a broke down crack whore.
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Your wish is my command...rent Spike Lee's Jungle Fever, in which said actress plays a broke down crack whore.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch