Try, Try, Try Again
At last night's Elle Magazine party, Halle Berry looked a little pregnanty (yes, I made that up) in the belly area. She didn't if she was knocked up, but she did tell UsWeekly that her and Hot Sperm Donor are trying to give Baby Nahla a sibling. She said, "Yeah, we are working on that!"
When asked if they were getting married anytime soon, Hot Sperm Donor said, "We have no plans for marriage. We are more married than ever, really.” More married than ever? What does that mean exactly? I thought they were trying to have a baby. Married bitches don't do sexy times!
You know, if I looked like Halle Berry and my dude looked like Hot Sperm Donor, I would spend my days and nights trying to have a baby. I wouldn't be at that event, because I'd be too busy "trying" to make a baby. I would only set aside 20-minutes of free time a day to play with my own chichis.
Seriously. How can you chicks with big tittays not play with them all the time? I know. Chicks say the same thing about peens, but it's totally different. Playing with your own peen usually leads to it getting excited and then...well...you know. It's a whole fucking production! But playing with your own chichis is good, clean fun!
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She's either already pregnant or she stopped exercising in order to get pregnant, but I'm leaning towards the former. Good for her! The baby daddy is a hotpiece.
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Halle looks super hot. Bitch
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We're fucked
She might as well marry him, he's a keeper! She was married to two jerks before, but don't want to marry her baby daddy?
Help me with this. Anyway, they are a beautiful couple.
I think that's left over belly from the first pregnancy. She should have worn something a little less tight. And it's not like she has all the time in the world. Isn't she 41 or 42? She should get to it if she wants another kid. I myself am feeling the heat. I just turned 37 and need to find me a hot sperm donor to do the job, too.
I would for once like to see Halle looking like a broke down crack whore. She ALWAYS looks amazing. I really think this smells like the work of SATAN.
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She looks way HWATTER than the other post pregnant herders.
And happier.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She looks hot but what's up with her hair line?
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Looks to me like she was someone who had to fight to be in great shape before and is happy now being a bit curvy.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
damn
i want some of that canadian bacon
mmmmmmmmmmmm
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We're fucked
Sex addicts.
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Now relieve the pressure.
What the hell is the rush?? You JUST had a baby! Damn! Give your body a bit to recover!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 7, 2008 - 5:29pm.
1st thumbnail - no bump (looks pretty flat to me)
3rd thumbnail - bump
WTH????
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She stopped sucking it in!
Esquire just named her the most saxy woman alive! thx gawd it wasn't AJ.
MK you silly boy! The boobies are an erogenous zone!!! The more you play with them the more you want sexy times!!!
*rolling nipples between thumb and pointer finger*
WHAT?
Who is that gorgeous blond homosexual with Halle?
1st thumbnail - no bump (looks pretty flat to me)
3rd thumbnail - bump
WTH????
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i actually do play with my chichi's and i like to wear short shirts that show off my cleavage so i can stare at my boobs.. true story...lol
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She doesn't know if she's knocked up? Maybe that's why she had such trouble the first time around. Bitch, figger out cho body!
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No that's not a pregnanty belly. LOL! Sadly that's what you're left with after but hey she still looks great. Her bf is hot as hell too.