Aubrey O'Day Never Leaves Home Without Ginger
The raggedy puff ball known as Aubrey O'Day loves to go out every night to do "slut bag stuff," but must she drag poor Ginger with her every time? I'm sure Ginger really wants to be around a bunch of drunk whores who spill their Mojitos on her. Actually, she probably puts her little paws together and prays at night that someone will drop a cocktail on her, so that it can wash away that dye.
How long has Ginger been wearing that hideous hair color for? Like a month? If that shit is temporary, shouldn't it wash out rather quickly? That means the pooch hasn't had a bath for at least a few weeks. Vom.
My dog gets a bath once a week like clockwork. I'm obsessive about it. I brush him once a day and wash him once a week or else he'll smell like rotten ass jelly. His ass jelly smell mixed with my butt grease stench could kill baby birds.
Little Ginger not getting her ass washed regularly makes sense, because Aubrey looks like soap hasn't touched her skin in a while. That being said, I still adore her like a pair of low hangers. Don't ask me why.
Here's Aubrey and her suicide watch dog at a Paper Magazine party last night. I also threw in some pictures of Amanda Lepore, because this post called for a little tranny hotness.
Wenn, Wireimage
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Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:57pm.
@TITS&Deb:
I'm an Enter:)
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Jesus woman, try being a LITTLE coy. Exercise your rights to Pg Dn and Num Lock or people will just think you're Shift.
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Maybe so but someone always picks up the Tab before we go Home for some Caps Lock and a Backspace;)
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Undo! Undo!
This joke is at an End.
(Nice teefs.)
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Change just brings problems - Doug
@TITS
I had him on my computer at my former home. I don't even remember how I found him.
@Debfrmheck
My key is the spacebar. It's the longest one. :P
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 10:10pm.
*purrs at Deb* ooh baby my fav is CAPS LOCK..coz I like it big
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
((waving wildly at Miso))
Hi there. ((nuzzles up to you in a 1976ish move and with a very deep voice))
Hey baby,
What is your key?
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
My favorite word is *submit*
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
haha you asshloes
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Hi everyone *waves*
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I once arrowed up and paged down at the same time...Cheaper than a vibr8er. Shift that into your home page then F5 and repeat!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha.
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
ST F2.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:57pm.
@TITS&Deb:
I'm an Enter:)
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Jesus woman, try being a LITTLE coy. Exercise your rights to Pg Dn and Num Lock or people will just think you're Shift.
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Maybe so but someone always picks up the Tab before we go Home for some Caps Lock and a Backspace;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Shift happens....
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
And F5 keeps us nice and fresh! What is your key speakit?
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:57pm.
@TITS&Deb:
I'm an Enter:)
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Jesus woman, try being a LITTLE coy. Exercise your rights to Pg Dn and Num Lock or people will just think you're Shift.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 9:54pm.
HAHAHAHA! I personally am a ESCapee!
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Nice one.
F8 has brought us together, never to be Del.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
@TITS&Deb:
I'm an Enter:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
HAHAHAHA! I personally am a ESCapee!
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Maybe I didnt treat you. Quite as good as I should have. Maybe I didnt love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. Peen was always on my mind...
Submitted by speakit on October 7, 2008 - 9:49pm.
When I start turning them, I'll let you know.
you?
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When you start turning them down, let me know and I'll scoop up the leftovers.
Where's the frog?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 9:48pm.
@TITS,
Are you an Alt?
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er. no. I'm more of a Ctrl.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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Hey Speak!! how's tricks?
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When I start turning them, I'll let you know.
you?
@TITS,
Are you an Alt? I am just curious...
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Maybe I didnt treat you. Quite as good as I should have.
Maybe I didnt love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. Peen was always on m
Someone should take that dog from her.
Hi, Deb. I can't quit Aubrey. I am not the love-em-and-leave-em type, that's for sure. They usually love me and leave me first. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dead-actress on October 7, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Self-serving bitch...willing to traumatize her little one for the attention she can get. I would wrap that headband around her neck and pull.
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heh heh. like a choke chain.
yoick!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
D~A!
How are you??? And the little princess Lola?
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Maybe I didnt treat you. Quite as good as I should have. Maybe I didnt love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. Peen was always on my mind.
Self-serving bitch...willing to traumatize her little one for the attention she can get. I would wrap that headband around her neck and pull.
Submitted by speakit on October 7, 2008 - 8:41pm.
At least I can't see Ginger's roots.
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Hey Speak!! how's tricks?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Mr Pres,
Your sympathies are obviously still with Aubry. You should just change your avie back to the old one....
You are just not the fickle type. LOL.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I had no idea who this skank was... she's from Trannity Kane? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVED their song "Bad Girl" a strippa anthem! I must be losin' it!
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It's funny how this pulsar-hot mess slipped under the radar in the last 18 months as Cheeto Queen spiraled out of control and got all the press. But this is a whole new level/depth of craziness. Ginger is now *grafted* to her. It's almost like she hangs on to the poor dog because it will love her unconditionally, doesn't want a f**k, doesn't judge her attire and doesn't tut-tut her trashy behaviour.
Whoa...I better stop myself. I'm starting to feel a tad sorry for and sympathetic towards her. Please Tawdry...go do another magazine spread giving oral to a stripper pole so that my dam of bile can return to overflowing.
OK, the photo editor must be anti-Aubrey. He obviously used the Photoshop fug tool to make her look bad. She is usually gorgeous. The dog looks sad.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Aubrey kinda looks like Chris Crocker here.
Is she wearing the dog's leash as a headband?
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licking ass and being lame
At least I can't see Ginger's roots.
that poor dog like creature this o'day bitch keeps dragging around for photo ops looks so distressed...someone should put a call into ellen or that wacky lady who took ellen's dog away...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I don't know what it is about this skank but I really can't stand her. She's just so soulless and pathetic.
Oh, and yes, I noticed she is making that sad little dog wear a Bark 4 Obama shirt...poor thing. Yet another idiot supporting the Naked Emperor.
Does she not know that the attention-whoring tactic of dragging a haplesss little animal with you everywhere you go, died in 2002? Stupid bitch.
That video with Joan Rivers is all kinds of old!!!
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Jordan's REAL voice & It ain't pretty!
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on October 7, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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I went to a new restaurant in the neighborhood today called FUKU SUSHI (for reals!!). This morning as I passed the restaurant, I saw a PUG inside! I think they let the dog hang out there all day. That's kinda wrong isn't it?
I have no idea who this _______ (fill in the blank) is.
Like my new 'do? Actually, its a HAIR DON'T!
bark, bark
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
amanda's face & everything just terrifies me...that poor adorable defenseless little pup. i wish i could rescue it from those whorish clutches.
Here's a video of Amanda from I believe 1990; she was SO PRETTY!!! She should've stopped while she was ahead.
http://worldofwonder.net/movies/joanrivers.mp4
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Apparently this pic is supposed to be the closest Amanda has come to being without makeup in a pic:
http://boodangy.blogspot.com/2006/02/amanda-lepore.html
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
who is this sick slutty airheaded space cadette? Poor pouch, she should of colored her pubes instead.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
I saw Aubrey O'Day at the Custo Barcelona fashion show last month...with her fucking dog. None of us knew who she was, we couldn't quite place her until we saw pictures after the fact...but we all were like "what the fuck is that blonde idiot doing with a dog at a fashion show."
At least she's consistent.
I was just wondering what Amanda Lapore would look like without ANY makeup....any ideas?
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Jordan's REAL voice & It ain't pretty!
Good God Michael K, you are the queen of too much info.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 6:49pm.
survey please - how many skipped to the lepore pics and by passed hussy avec pooch?
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I did. At first I thought she was some Matrix-created hologram because of the grid on her legs, but then I realized it was the floor reflected. Well, a girl can dream!
I wonder what Amanda Lepore looked like before all the plastic surgery?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Is that a chastity belt around her pointy little head? No information gets in???
Not to defend this insipid...whatever, but I did read that she uses vegetable based dye that her veterinarian recommended. So, though dyeing a poodle may be tacky, it is not cruel or harmful.