Jamie Lynn Got Knocked Up Again?!
I guess the rubber band around Casey's plastic baggie condom wasn't tight enough, because The National Enquirer claims Jamie Lynn Spears has done got knocked up again! Hit me baby one more time! A source said that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant. She popped out Maddie Briann almost four months ago.
The source went on to say that friends are begging Jamie Lynn to get an abortion. “They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster." No, it would be a recipe for hillbilly comedy!
Jamie Lynn was "shocked" to learn she got knocked up because she believed "she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding." Jamie Lynn was expecting to get her period in September, but when Aunt Flo didn't come knocking, she ran out, bought a pregnancy test and it came back positive. Oh and by "Aunt Flo" I mean her period blood. Jamie Lynn probably has an Aunt Flo, so I'm just clearing that up.
SHOCKED to learn?! Getting knocked up again is the least of her problems. She really should be worried about the fact that her brains are made of dried chitterlings. Stupid ass Jamie Lynn. Somebody needs to tell her that when the snake goes into the cave without protection and barfs in it, there's a chance that a baby flower might grow inside of you. Don't put it that way when you tell her, because she'll think you're talking about a real snake. The dumb bitch!
The source said that Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears tried to keep the news secret before they figured out what to do. Translation: Lynn Spears is trying to figure out how she can make the most money off of this shit!
Congratulations, Jamie Lynn! You actually found a way to out-trash Brit Brit! Give yourself an extra helping of pork rind pie for that!
This is so horrible! She was at one time supposed to be the GOOD SPEARS sister... I rememeber watching her cute little Nick show, it sucks that she got knocked up the first time because they cancelled it. I mean, you would think she would learn from her mistakes? APPARENTLY NOT!!1
JAMIE! You are a multimilionaire girl, INVEST IN BRITH CONTROL OR RUBBERS!
XOXO Shelbianna Lynne
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I hear banjos and fiddles when I see her----white trash with money.
I wonder how much they paid Casey to stick around?
Well I only said she can't be pregnant because you don't get your period if you are EBF'ing. And you need to ovulate in order to get pregnant. I know too much info for a fun website...lol But you guys are right you can get it if you aren't doing it 24/7. Once your P comes back, all bets are off as previous poster said.
Either way, she is a moron who can't keep her legs closed (obviously).
Submitted by ocd can be good on October 8, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I totally agree with Deb-the stupider they are, the more fertile they are. A couple of years ago I read a story about a model who sued because she got knocked up using contraceptive jelly. She spread it on toast and ate it. I never heard if she won or not.
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OMG..WTF??????
My friend's yet unmarried daughter recently announced her unplanned pregnancy. She's 28yo and been with the same BF for 10 years. Always gets her own way.
She went to the doc thinking she had a bladder infection and found out she was almost 4 months pregnant instead. She asked the Dr to repeat the test, such was her disbelief...BUT I'M ON THA PILL! We control nature don'tcha know..?
See, Daddy's little girl had figured for the big frothy white church wedding BEFORE a baby (it's the catholic way) and now she won't even be able to take drink at her own birthday bash next week...
Does it surprise anyone that I call this mom to be Paris? and I don't do it for her good looks.
I hope she has a long and arduous labor, a baby with a big head, oh, and lots of stretch marks. Save me from having to slap a bitch.
Rant over.
I believe that marriage is a sacred union between two unwilling teenagers...
Stoney, each woman varies.
For the people saying you CANNOT get pregnant while breastfeeding, do a little research.
That is NOT a reliable form of birth control. Even your GD lactation consultant will tell you to use another form of birth control.
Jesus.
I've actually heard you're MORE fertile right after giving birth.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Is it just me or does it seem like only the stupid have children these days?
Brit, this twit, the duggans etc etc etc....
Is it because you have to be stupid to want all the responsibilities of a child, or does having a child make you stupid?
aw fuk it nevermind.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
OK, I've read enough BS on this thread about how, really, you honestly can't get pregnant while breast-feeding (or whatever other reason).
NEWS FLASH: My older sister got pregnant ONE MONTH after having her first child.
So give me a break and stop spreading that shit! Stop the damn fantasy living and show some responsibility.
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mac :]
ps - Yes, it's my Aunt Flo time as well. grrrr!
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
I really doubt jamie lynn listened to much of what her doctor said. after all she can ask her sister and mother! unfortunately her sister is, well, britney. and her useless ass mom has been off doing who knows what during all of this. :(
maverick palin advises jamie lynn to get some really cute maternity dresses so her man won't run off!
We all predicted this right?
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Awesome! Now just stick her white trash ass back on Nickelodean so she can be a great role model for schoolgirls all over the country.
Levi is cheating on Bristol? Oh shit!!
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
My good friend got pregnant with her second child this same way...4 mos after the 1st one, and she didn't think she could get pregnant because she was breastfeeding AND hadn't had a period. The main difference is that she is 30 years old and in a stable, loving marriage, not a hillbilly teen.
Submitted by KidL on October 8, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Someone needs to send the Spears family a lifetime supply of Trojans.
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And a shotgun.
The family is starting to depress me. They should move out of the country to Mongolia or something.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Awesome! That means there's even less of a chance of this white-trash no-talent making any sort of return to mass media.
Re: the whole pregnant-while-breastfeeding thing, I think your body TRIES to avoid this but it doesn't always work. Basically it varies. I know my mom was stone infertile while she was regularly breastfeeding -- maybe Jamie Lynn wasn't doing it ALL the time anymore.
And of course, there are some trashy-ass people who are so ridiculously fertile that they can get pregnant if a guy sneezes on them. I suspect that's the real reason that JL and Shitney get preggers so easily -- just genetics.
ocd can be good, I heard about that too. She claimed it was obviously food because it was X lanes away rom the food aisle. DUMB SHIT. I feel for her kid.
Guess it runs in the family
I guess Jamie Lynn didn't read her mom's parenting book.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Someone needs to send the Spears family a lifetime supply of Trojans.
Where the hell was her gyne? The first thing mine told me after each child was to make sure I do something to prevent pregnancy. He told me several times that I could get pregnant while nursing.
I thought she and Casey were on the outs. That girlfriend/cheating thing.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I totally agree with Deb-the stupider they are, the more fertile they are. A couple of years ago I read a story about a model who sued because she got knocked up using contraceptive jelly. She spread it on toast and ate it. I never heard if she won or not.
and this surprise who??????????????
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I really really hope for her sake that she ISN'T preggo again......
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Salem - Twatneys mistakes are almost exactly to the day, 1 year apart, so she was 2 months post partum when she concieved mistake #2 (JJ).
This dumb twat and her sister need to be forcibly sterilized.
Wasn't Britney the same way? Baby #2 came out a months after baby #1, nothing these people do surprises me so whatever.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Does the stupid slag even know how the babies come to be? Someone needs to draw her a diagram and explain male and female naughty bits.
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This can't be true.... if it is, someone please rip out her uterus once this one's out.
The whole family is nothing but whitetrash. Nothing can shock us when it come to this family. she taking a page out of her stupid sis book what a horrible role mother she has been to her younger sis. Can what kind of parent allow their 17YO to stay with a boy when she is not marry. Lynnn spears is a horrible mother she can pretend all she wants.
Submitted by Ray Ray on October 8, 2008 - 10:06am.
I'm a CNM and it is almost impossible to get pregnant in the first 6 months postpartum if you are breastfeeding on cue day or night and never using a pacifier or bottle. You just know Aunt Brit was giving Maddie Frap bottles and Flamin' Hot Cheetos to suck on.
Ditto this. It's not at all likely to get pregnant at 2-3 months postpartum if you are exclusively breastfeeding on demand and your period hasn't already shown up (which it normally wouldn't if EBFing). But it says she was expecting her period in September and once your AF returns, all bets are off as far as breastfeeding as birth control.
I hope it's not true. I thought that she was doing well, actually, to live in MS away from Hollywood and all that and for breastfeeding (esp for a young mom). I thought maybe she'd learned something from her sister's problems.
After reading the thread all I can do is shake my head.
*walks away*
I'm not buying it (I suspect the MD put in the IUD before her baby took it's first breath), but, hey, her biological clock is tickin'.
If this is true then my one way ticket to hell just got moved to express.
What a fucking idiot.
this would be hilarious if it were actually true XD somehow i doubt it
Submitted by Persephone on October 8, 2008 - 11:20am.
If this is true, wow. I am going to hell for wishing for this to be true for my own amusment.
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I think you just lucked out. The bus is already full.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
If this is true, wow. I am going to hell for wishing for this to be true for my own amusment.
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
someone needs to smack this STUPID girl upside the head.
She needs Chris Rock's Mom. That lady kicks ass!
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
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This is like a wet dream for Spears hating folk like myself! Stupidity piled upon stupidity! The Spears have mastered the art of comedic life tragedy to an art form! We shall now bow in prayer for the Holy (wholly) Stupid!
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And then we shall run in terror as the inbred retards flow from their loins like water from a rainstorm!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I firmly believe that there must be a cosmic law somewhere that states: If you have no common sense, you must procreate prolifically. Course, I have 9 brothers and sisters so I could just be bitter.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Damn, I hope this is true. Can this family get any trashier?
Submitted by oklahoma on October 8, 2008 - 9:44am.
Jesus Christ, he was just KIDDING. He says shut the fuck up bitch via email to me ALL THE TIME. It's a joke.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
These are the skankiest sisters in showbiz right now. And with all these skank biscuits running around, that's sayin' something!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I really hope this isn't true. And whoever said "why is it that morons are so fertile?" amen to that.
I totally believe it. She learned nothing from Shitney, clearly. Trashy sisters both having back to back babies. Lovely! How classy.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I ate some squirel and i liked iiiiitt
It tasted just like Chi-ken
They say its wrong
Papa say its right
I put it in mah gumbo
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by SeH on October 8, 2008 - 11:02am.
Three words: DUMB ASS BITCH
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I know I maybe giving away a trade secret, but in my household we refer to them as DABs. A rude woman in line, you look at your child and say, now that's a DAB. Or excuse me, DAB. Then just smile sweetly. It's a beautiful thing :)
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
What the flying fuck is wrong with these people?!?!? *enter tirade about sex education being important to youth as young as 12* Shit... I mean I was a middle school teacher and there was a 13 year old packing a baby bump...
*where are we and why are we in this basket?*