Jamie Lynn Got Knocked Up Again?!
I guess the rubber band around Casey's plastic baggie condom wasn't tight enough, because The National Enquirer claims Jamie Lynn Spears has done got knocked up again! Hit me baby one more time! A source said that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant. She popped out Maddie Briann almost four months ago.
The source went on to say that friends are begging Jamie Lynn to get an abortion. “They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster." No, it would be a recipe for hillbilly comedy!
Jamie Lynn was "shocked" to learn she got knocked up because she believed "she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding." Jamie Lynn was expecting to get her period in September, but when Aunt Flo didn't come knocking, she ran out, bought a pregnancy test and it came back positive. Oh and by "Aunt Flo" I mean her period blood. Jamie Lynn probably has an Aunt Flo, so I'm just clearing that up.
SHOCKED to learn?! Getting knocked up again is the least of her problems. She really should be worried about the fact that her brains are made of dried chitterlings. Stupid ass Jamie Lynn. Somebody needs to tell her that when the snake goes into the cave without protection and barfs in it, there's a chance that a baby flower might grow inside of you. Don't put it that way when you tell her, because she'll think you're talking about a real snake. The dumb bitch!
The source said that Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears tried to keep the news secret before they figured out what to do. Translation: Lynn Spears is trying to figure out how she can make the most money off of this shit!
Congratulations, Jamie Lynn! You actually found a way to out-trash Brit Brit! Give yourself an extra helping of pork rind pie for that!
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Three words: DUMB ASS BITCH
Submitted by Deb on October 8, 2008 - 10:33am.
Why is it that morons are the most fertile?
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That's a good question. Just God's little joke n us I suppose. Mind you, saying that, I get pregnant sitting a a warm chair so maybe I'm a moron? *ponders*
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
"A recipe for hillbilly comedy"
OMFG you hit that nail on it's rusty head! LOL!!
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Submitted by pomegranate on October 8, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Deb on October 8, 2008 - 10:33am.
Why is it that morons are the most fertile?
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Usually the lowest forms of life are, like cockroaches and other species of vermin.
Submitted by Deb on October 8, 2008 - 10:33am.
Why is it that morons are the most fertile?
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Good question!! So true, so true...
Submitted by Jan on October 8, 2008 - 10:42am.
Here's how I know this isn't true... you don't get a period while breastfeeding. So if she is truly breastfeeding, she still hasn't had AF, not until she stops.
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Sorry, Jan. I have proof that this isn't so. My sister was born one year, to the day, after I was. My mother was breastfeeding me during this time. It's okay, tho. She's from Virginia. lol
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
It's not always true that you don't get a period when breast-feeding. I got mine all three times while I was breast-feeding (my body never wanted to "cheat" me out of a period, hell, I'm surprised I still don't get one after having a hysterectomy).
I hope that isn't true...or that family is truly cursed.
"I hope you hit a whale on your way to France"
Charming.
The Nat'l Enquirer has been pretty good about nailing stories lately.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
If this is true...then she broke the "Stupid-O-Meter".
Somebody needs to teach her to keep her legs crossed at ALL TIMES.
The Spears clan is just eat up with stupidity.
Here's how I know this isn't true... you don't get a period while breastfeeding. So if she is truly breastfeeding, she still hasn't had AF, not until she stops. But good try Nat'l Enq. Not that I'm a fan of JLS, but definitely not a fan of Nat'l Enq.
She must have done it on purpose and used that dumb excuse so people won't give her hell for doing it on purpose. How could she think that, she must know Britney, I think, thought that. Maybe i'm wrong but maybe she wanted another kid. I dunno.
Yee haw I also heard you can't get pregnant if you use Cheetos' dust and Kool Aid as lube..
I can't really blame her. She gets to sit around all day with her boatloads of cash, having sex and taking care of her kids.
Sure - its not a very career oriented strategy, but it doesn't sound so bad.
Why is it that morons are the most fertile?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by kittiekittie on October 8, 2008 - 10:25am.
Oklahoma-
Are you Celiac? Sounds like a Gluten-free diet. I might have to do that too :(
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Yep.. Celiac Disease.. All Gluten Free.. Awe, I hope not.. I've been on it for not even a week, its hard to adjust to. but you can have chocolate.. mmmm.. Like a hersheys w/ almonds.. yumm!
Dumb bitch - shot of taken a shot in the pooper!
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Are you Celiac? Sounds like a Gluten-free diet. I might have to do that too :(
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So, I guess her wedding to Casey will have to be postponed.
Ding dang, I wuz gonna get 'em a new hunting dog fer a wedding present!
If she is 8 weeks pregnant..
and her baby is only 4 months old...
she would have been screwing while still healing from the birth..
she sure must be one horny hillbilly!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 8, 2008 - 10:09am.
OMG okie why? those are all the best things in life!
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Snowy I know.. But I guess I'm allergic to them, I get really sick, like toilet sick when I eat them, and I have pain after eating them.. Like on monday, I had a salad, and some jello. *stares* Boring stuff! I'm totally miserable! But I can have Nuts,, Lots and lots of NUTS... lol..
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OMG okie why? those are all the best things in life!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 8, 2008 - 10:03am.
I would take MK telling me to put a sock in my mouth and hum Richard Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries as a blessing.
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Ha ha ha! Now THAT paints a picture, Ziggy.
Oh boy. I really can't get too down on this dumb redneck asshole because I got pregnant with my son by accident. Of course, I wasn't 16 and believing in things even the old wives didn't believe in.
Okay, is calling her a "dumb redneck asshole" getting too down?
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
I'm a CNM and it is almost impossible to get pregnant in the first 6 months postpartum if you are breastfeeding on cue day or night and never using a pacifier or bottle. You just know Aunt Brit was giving Maddie Frap bottles and Flamin' Hot Cheetos to suck on.
Snowpiece.. Aunt flo is at my house too.. I hate that bitch, Flo! *cries for no reason* Plus I'm on this fucking new diet and I'm starving..I found out I'm allergic to fucking everything.. Bread, donuts, crackers, POPTARTS, frenchfries.. oh the list goes on. nothing w/ flour, wheat.etc.. kill me now!!
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Okie, trust, he was being funny, he's good people.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
okie: I think MK's Auntie Flo might be visiting him this week. ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
LOL,
At my time posting on Dlisted, I've been told to kill myself by trolls in the comments more times than I care to remember.
Being told to shut up is nothing! :P
I would take MK telling me to put a sock in my mouth and hum Richard Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries as a blessing.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Aw! MK said he was sorry! The mark of a true gay man...he says he's sorry. A straight man would have burped and changed the subject!
You BETCHA!!!
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Why eat bait?"
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Okie,
Then his reply was a JOKE.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Ok. I'm not mad anymore, he said he was sorrry (mk) I'm just a real sensitive gal.. *pouts*
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 8, 2008 - 9:20am.
So she got pregnant again?!?! Who cares? Atleast she has the money to take care of the child, Unlike the girls I just saw on Maury who want a baby "Cus Ays can".
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Because, as we all know, babies run on money in a similar way to how a car runs on petrol.
I'm with you Jimmy, what's the problem?!
She has enough money to buy nappies and bibs, so all she has to do is sit back and bask in the unconditional love that a baby is sure to give.
The angels in heaven are cheering today!
Easy street!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Ok, This is the E i sent him.. But it just hurt my feelings that apparently maybe a billions people had been emailing him the same thing, and i feel like he took that out on me. I mean, I re-looked at the posts again, and didn't see anything whre he told us, but bid deal:
MK.. *whines* Please fix the "new comments" thing.. Like after I post, then go to a new thread, I want to know if someone else has posted after me, but it doesn't tell me anymore.. *cries* WHY!!!!??? There's a treat in it for you.. Teehee.. *hides joint under your pillow like a toof fairy* muahahahaaa!! Do it!!
Love Oklahoma! Member since like 420BC..
PLEASE, PLEASE , PLEASE BE TRUE!!!!
I won't be able to contain my amusement
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Ironic that this story breaks on "Hump Day".
These are her prime breeding years so 3 kids before her 20th birthday isn't impossible.
Time to give JL the talk, Lynn!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
These Spears people come with their own little soundtrack, don't they? Just banjos a-twangin' all the time. 17 and two kids - nice. She'll be missing a few front teeth by the time she's 20.
*purrs at Miss Priss fantastic sketti ass rub*
NO. No one helped me. There was not ONE Scientologist in sight! You know, only a Scientologist would know how to truly help in a situation like that.
*pouts, feeds Hallie Berry sketti off of a mans finger tip*
(I dont even know who that man is either)
* hands the dude a napkin to clean up with*
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Okie who are you calling a skank you whore?!
Aw fuck, MK has sent me a shut the fuck up mail too. Didn't scare me away. Don't go.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
And also, all she'd have to do is look at at her idiot older sister. She got pregnant 3 months after birthing her first boo-boo.
And Jamie Lynn tops her by getting pregnant TWO months after her first boo-boo. Britney will come unhinged!
I'd like to join in begging Jamie Lynn to get an abortion.
I'd lie to start a petition to ask LYNN SPEARS to have a couple of retroactive abortions.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 8, 2008 - 9:41am.
C word" LMAO @ "They must be shocked that this 'fluke' has now happened twice."
It's a FA~LUKE y'all!
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Hey snowy!
"It's God's will y'all!".
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Hey, y'all...Misery loves company. Maybe she'll have sextuplets and they can all breed by the time their 16 and so on and so on. Just makes me dream of a future where there's so much more hope than today.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Okie
Whatsamatter? Don't leave!!
It's Okie times!!!
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We're fucked
Submitted by MadameLollipop on October 8, 2008 - 9:37am.
No, I don't believe. She would have to be extremely daft to do something like that....
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She's a SPEARS. The whole family shares a brain cell. I doubt any of them can even count to five without getting confused.
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It makes sense Dreamy, you're probably right. But what would be the point behind another pregnancy? Who is she trying to appeal to? She can kiss her ass goodbye if she ever intends to be in the limelight ever again.
perhaps he threatened to leave with that skank that said she was having an affair with..perhapsthis is her way of keeping him *snicker*
*Rubbing Lolo's ass*
There there Lolo.
Did someone help you up?
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We're fucked
OK: he said 'shut up'!?
THAT SLUT!
PS: Don't go
DONT GO OKIE!!!!!!!
*damn MK's boot moves!!!!!*
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