Jamie Lynn Got Knocked Up Again?!
I guess the rubber band around Casey's plastic baggie condom wasn't tight enough, because The National Enquirer claims Jamie Lynn Spears has done got knocked up again! Hit me baby one more time! A source said that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant. She popped out Maddie Briann almost four months ago.
The source went on to say that friends are begging Jamie Lynn to get an abortion. “They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster." No, it would be a recipe for hillbilly comedy!
Jamie Lynn was "shocked" to learn she got knocked up because she believed "she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding." Jamie Lynn was expecting to get her period in September, but when Aunt Flo didn't come knocking, she ran out, bought a pregnancy test and it came back positive. Oh and by "Aunt Flo" I mean her period blood. Jamie Lynn probably has an Aunt Flo, so I'm just clearing that up.
SHOCKED to learn?! Getting knocked up again is the least of her problems. She really should be worried about the fact that her brains are made of dried chitterlings. Stupid ass Jamie Lynn. Somebody needs to tell her that when the snake goes into the cave without protection and barfs in it, there's a chance that a baby flower might grow inside of you. Don't put it that way when you tell her, because she'll think you're talking about a real snake. The dumb bitch!
The source said that Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears tried to keep the news secret before they figured out what to do. Translation: Lynn Spears is trying to figure out how she can make the most money off of this shit!
Congratulations, Jamie Lynn! You actually found a way to out-trash Brit Brit! Give yourself an extra helping of pork rind pie for that!
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I am inclined to believe this is true as the Enquirer has been shockingly correct about many things.
Fucking hillbilly's. I had my first child when I was young but didn't have another one for three years.
It isn't rocket science you stupid twats.
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Submitted by MadameLollipop on October 8, 2008 - 9:37am.
No, I don't believe. She would have to be extremely daft to do something like that....
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She's a SPEARS. The whole family shares a brain cell. I doubt any of them can even count to five without getting confused.
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You BETCHA!!! Joe Six-pack is the baby daddy!!!!
John McCain's a Maaaaverick, don'cha know!!!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Oh you know she douched with Coca-Cola right after sex thinking that would kill all the sperm.
MK-I loved the whole Aunt Flo clarification. LMAO
£50 says Unfitney is fuming right now.
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C word" LMAO @ "They must be shocked that this 'fluke' has now happened twice."
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
YEEEAH FUCKIN HAW! MAVERICK TIMES!!!!
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We're fucked
Kdracofan, per the email MK sent me, we better put those signs down.. Yikes.. :
Per MK:
I already explained this shit! It didn't work and was clogging up the db. Trying to fix it, but might take a while. NOW SHUT UP.
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Stupid stupid dumbass. You are most fertile after just having a baby you stupid dumbass. Instead of going to Rite-Aid for pregnancy tests, how about stopping by for condoms you dumbass?
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Hahaha Funny shit.
I don't believe it though. This is waaaay too good to be true.
Man these people is stupid
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We're fucked
This white trash family and their ignorance give me a major headache.
I think this was planned so it would throw everyone off about the first baby being Dennis' from "Head of the Class."
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Jaime Lynn is just a maverick yall!
Isnt that what maverick means?
A freking dumb ass who does dumb shit in a big way?
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WOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOO
YEEEAH FUCKIN HAW! MAVERICK TIMES!!!!
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please God, fufill my trashy dreams and let this be a fact.
you know, this will drive brittney back to crazy town, we hope.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
If she had 2 brain cells to rub together, she would of gone on the pill as soon as she popped out the baby. Most women who have an unplanned pregnancy like she did become super afraid of having another one. What a dumbass.
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No, I don't believe. She would have to be extremely daft to do something like that....
oklahoma on October 8, 2008 - 9:32am.
kdracofan.. Really? You see dead people, too? I mean, no new comments post, too? Thank goodness its not just me! phew!
*holds picket signs* I want it back!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 9:33am.
Someone please, quickly send Bristol Palin a text explaining that you CAN get pregnant while breast-feeding!!
HA HA so she doesnt get knocked up with her third right........
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *that was mystery music*
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Someone please, quickly send Bristol Palin a text explaining that you CAN get pregnant while breast-feeding!!
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I can't f'ing believe this! But I've come across a few truly ignorant women in my time who truthfully didn't understand just how everything sex related worked. The ones who get shocked that they got preggie on the first try. etc.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
kdracofan.. Really? You see dead people, too? I mean, no new comments post, too? Thank goodness its not just me! phew!
*holds picket signs* I want it back!!!
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My brother has three children ages 5, 4, and 2.
My ex sister in law was also a very fucking stupid bitch. My brother is an even more STUPID BITCH for believing her big fat ass was on birth control all three times.
I said to him, " Brotha' she made you marry her ass the first time and now you have to treat her like a princess for popping out your genetic crotch fruit, wear a rubber or get that shit snipped."
and Brotha man said, "dahhhhh whuuuuuuuu *fart*"
Fucking awesome!
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This is too good to be true...
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Submitted by applehead on October 8, 2008 - 9:22am.
Damn, did the Enquirer go thru her trash? Anyway, on the Halle Berry post last night a lot of people said they knew people who didn't know they could get knocked up while breast feeding. If she is preggers, I blame her mom and gyno who didn't bother telling a 17 yr old this
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I guess they might think they can't get pregnant if they are having sex inside 'said' breast fed nipple.. But where are these said retards putting their dicks.. this confuses me.. I must have a drink *grabs jar out of fridge marked 'mommas finest milk'* Oh fuck.. Now I done it, I'm sure enough pregnant now!!
Sweet Jesus. The depths of this family's hillbilly ignorance knows no bounds. She should have figured out by now that spitting three times in a bullfrogs mouth during a full moon does not prevent pregnacy.
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Oklahoma: there's hasn't been a 'new comment' notice for a few days already and i hate it :(
O/T: "Jamie Lynn was "shocked" to learn she got knocked up because she believed "she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding"
BAWAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come on the Comments it doesn't say "5 new comments" or whatever anymore if there are any new ones after you post.. WTF is going on here! I go off on a binge for a while or get put in prison and everything changes.. Why dear Stuffed Deer Head why??
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Why didn't her momma tell her when you suck and swallow you never have to worry about a pregnancy?
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Her mama had be done did told her 'dat, but she don't never be wantin' to lissen, y'all!
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Haha, if this is true, their trashiness really does know no bounds. I'm sure Sarah Palin with have their backs, though.
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This can't be true. My dreams never come true!
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You've got to be kidding me. Really, this is a joke right? Who is she using as an OB/GYN?? Sarah Palin? How can you reach adulthood (just about) and still not know how the reproductive cycle works and what affects it and what doesn't?
The Spears fam is repping hard for ignorant trailer trash all over the word. This "accident" is for y'all, y'all!
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Naw, not buying it. ANY obstetrician worth anything would have told her she could get pregnant again after giving birth and must use birth control. If she's pregnant again, it's on purpose.
And also, all she'd have to do is look at at her idiot older sister. She got pregnant 3 months after birthing her first boo-boo.
Why didn't her momma tell her when you suck and swallow you never have to worry about a pregnancy?
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Damn, did the Enquirer go thru her trash? Anyway, on the Halle Berry post last night a lot of people said they knew people who didn't know they could get knocked up while breast feeding. If she is preggers, I blame her mom and gyno who didn't bother telling a 17 yr old this
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 8, 2008 - 9:20am.
So she got pregnant again?!?! Who cares? Atleast she has the money to take care of the child, Unlike the girls I just saw on Maury who want a baby "Cus Ays can".
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Jimmy, if we set the benchmark to teen girls on maury, were fucked.
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So she got pregnant again?!?! Who cares? Atleast she has the money to take care of the child, Unlike the girls I just saw on Maury who want a baby "Cus Ays can".
aw, for the love of cheesus!
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Nice purse.
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Now relieve the pressure.
hahahaha.. This is great news!! Well I think so anyways.. This bubay is like a turtle ya'll. I's put it in a fish tank, and it eats bugs, n i can fill it with water. OH wait, That's what Paris does to her dogs.. Sorry I get confused..
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Submitted by loozer on October 8, 2008 - 9:13am.
I can't believe that she really thought she couldn't get pregnant while breast feeding!
Lord have mercy, did she learn sex education from Sherri Shepherd?
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Meh, I'm skeptical this morning. Although I do believe without a moment's hesitation that she's dumb enough to think she can't get pregnant when breastfeeding.
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annnnnnnnnnd we have a winner for the darwin award this morning?
I bet Britters told her she couldn't get pregnant while breastfeeding (isn't that what happened to her too?).
They must be shocked that this 'fluke' has now happened twice.
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I can't believe that she really thought she couldn't get pregnant while breast feeding!
Lord have mercy, did she learn sex education from Sherri Shepherd?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
If this is true **rollong eyes** then, she really is the definition of "white trash". My God, someone sit this girl down and have a come to Jesus meeting with her!
Wait, it is to late for that!
I'd like to join in begging Jamie Lynn to get an abortion.
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Now relieve the pressure.