If Beyonce Was A Boy
Beyonce has a new song out and it's called "If I Were A Boy." I think the working title was "Tommy Girl's Anthem." The song is about if she was a boy, she'd drink beer, chase girls and turn off her phone so that everyone would think its broken. WTF?! She's speaking from experience. That's probably what she tells Solange, "Girl! My phone is broken. That's why I didn't get your call!"
If Beyonce was a boy, would she whisper more, because she screams through a lot of this song. And if she was a boy, she would have the biggest power bottom bubble butt ever. Sorry, Gay Al.
I don't mind the song so much. It's borderline musical theater and good for nap times (sans the fucking screaming). I like it even more when I change the lyrics to: "If I were a girl, I'd play with my chichis....."
And click here to listen to another Beyonce song called "Single Ladies." I quit that bitch after 30 seconds. The sound of pots banging and cats wailing is not what I need right now.
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I just got done reading my Glamour magazine, and in the section about "Sisters", Solange makes comments about this site! She actually said she'd like to be a hot slut! lol She also refers to your article where you mention that Beyonce must lock her in the basement.. it was pretty funny.. thought I'd pass that on..
who the hell cares what she'd do if she where a boy? also, have you guys heard about the 70 cd songs she due to come out with in novemember?
and this song is awful. just awful.
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I'm so over Beyonce Im just tired of her and I don't like either one of the songs...Shes done to much she gave us to much of her..ugggghhh Beyonce please take a permanent vacation from the music industry. I love Solange's album give her some time to shine and stop trying to out do everybody geez
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I think its interesting
cause like
i was gettin tired of her catchy lines in every one of her videos.
i havent listened to "if i were a boy"
but like
i think it sounds interesting
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Snooze. And Jay-Z is one FUG dude. How she looks at him each morning is beyond me. Charity fuck.
Yeah, made it like 45 seconds; when are her 15 minutes going to be up already? Man, that was trash. Ans yes, Ciara's song was MUCH better... I could actually LISTEN to that one.
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Wow, those were 3 min of my life I will never get back... I don't like her, there's a slight scent of desperation in whatever she does... and now saying that she is an icon?
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Both songs are fucking horrible. Now I usually just rag on Beyonce's gawd awful getups but that shit right there is just so bad I had to say err type something.
I am no Beyonce hater and take her for what she is- a Popstar making disposable pop but she really needs to go back to the drawing board. Where the hell is Ne-yo when you need him?
this song is a total rip off of ciara's "like a boy".
this song is dumb as hell. I like Beyonce but please leave the boy songs to Ciara. thanks!
if i was a boy id play with my ding dong all day
This song is fucking stupid. Her musical career just keeps falling further and further into the shitter.
If I was a boy, I'd prolly be happier. Cuz ya know, ignorance is bliss.
I'd love for her to write a song called "If I sat the f*** down and stopped "leaking" songs just so I can stay relevent even when I'm suppose to be "taking a break."
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This song is all sorts of wackness.
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Her part "if I were a boy" sounds exactly like in that song Superman by Five For Fighting when he sings "I'm only a man". Now THAT'S a song worth listening to!!
sorry, Ciara already sang this song and i liked it better when it was called "like a boy"
I love the new songs they are amazing.
You have the big ballad with if i were a boy and the dancing song with single ladies. So amazing!!!
Go Beyonce.
S'aright.
She does scream a whole lot, tho.
I guess she's in the market for a persona makeover.
I like MK's version better...
If I were a girl...I'd play with my chi chi's
If I were a girl...I'd eat a whole tub of ice cream and a box of cookies too...
If I were a girl...I'd perfect my blowjobs cuz I would know how it feels when a bitch don't know what she's doing down there...
If I were a girl...
Hey. I AM a girl. Sorry, bitches, I got some ice cream needs eating.
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To the left, to the left
to the left, to the left
My peen hangs to the left.
You must not know its peen
You must not know its peen
I can have solange killed in a minute
Thats right shine my shoes solange or youll be killed in a minute
BAY BAAAAAAAAAY
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this song is so much better (btw is was LIKE A BOY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFRuUJR4LPI
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
What the fuck is this shit? I always thought she was born a man.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Mira there she goes again stealing other people's style and songs. Ciara had the same song 4 years ago.
If Beyonce were a boy, I doubt she could be more annoying than she is now.
Stupid stupid stupid song. Really f'in stupid.
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I'm about sick of this girl shit anyway! I would so get off on being a guy, but I would need to be hot cuz I'm a biotch like that.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
It is actually a girl called BC Jean. It does not change the fact that it hurts my ears and that there are a lot more interesting things you could do if you were a boy - Micheal K - maybe you should help her out a bit and give this chick a few pointers! xo
I'll pass thank you... although I kind of like that irreplaceable song..just a little bit..
it reminds me a little of britney's "not a girl, not yet a woman"
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I call you sugar cause you give it up soooo sweet.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Why must she oversing everything? Didn't she make $70 mil last year? Please spring for a vocal coach.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
If I were a boy, I would be a hot gay thing with a tight bubble butt! :P
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If B was a boy she'd have ended up with Puffy instead
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Nitwitty, there's that, plus ball scratching, farting and burping, leaving the toilet seat up, not doing chores
I think we'd like it.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
dint ciara had a sang whit the same nane ir a similar song?
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 8, 2008 - 11:53am.
If I were a boy I'd fuck all my dlist buddies with my big ten inch.
well, not the boys, unless they asked nicely..
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mm that turned me on. :P lol.
If i were a boy id slap Bounceys Dad in the face with my dick for pushing this loud brat up in our face for years FOR NO GOOD REASON!
WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU DADDY KNOWELS!!!!!
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Wait, isn't this kind of ripping off Ciara's "Like a Boy"? Oh Beyonce, nothing original. How Jay-Z can be married to her and consider himself a serious artist (which he is) is beyond me. It's like Ghandi with one of the girl's next door as a gf...totally awkward.
If B were a boy, Jay Z woulda skipped that, and B would be livin in the basement with sissy.
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@ CTH, I'd only want to be a boy so I could be MK's hot slut!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I didn't think I'd like it but I love it. Go B!
The next time someone critisises(sp?) Christina for "screaming" - I'll force them to listen to this. B is the fucking Queen of screaming.
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If I were a boy I'd fuck all my dlist buddies with my big ten inch.
well, not the boys, unless they asked nicely..
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Amen, Motherfucker.
It's so sad how fat pop stars stretch to get a track. Or rather, how far they don't stretch. What crap. I think pop is OVER.
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The original is on Perez
http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-08-if-i-were-a-boy
Didn't Ciara already do this? And much better I might add, even if her voice isn't as good as beyonce's. I still like her as an entertainer, but I couldn't get through the first half. Ick
Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 11:40am.
Solange might have the last laugh after all.
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hahahaha, she'll never be as famous as B, but damn, she has two fantastic songs out now that I love!
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Hmmm...why is this concept SOOOooo Familiar?
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I'm doubling over with cruel internal silent laughter.
Hate to say it but this has 10 weeks at number 1 written all over it. Girls with broken hearts and sensitive guys are going to eat this up. Remember Irreplaceable and that Big Girls Don't Cry trash by Fergie, felt like those songs would never go away. Otherwise its a pretty lyrically clever song. The original songwriters version I like better though.
This song was originaly done by a child right?
Some ho just sent me a clip of a younger girl singing it but the visual isnt working so i can only hear the voice.
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Finally anew song from her. I know it will be a hit. i mean all of her songs are so good and up beat and another female athem. can't to listen.