Wednesday, October 8th 2008
I Think They Just Made Another Baby
Brad Pitt and Saint Morticia Jolie cuddled yesterday while visiting the 9th Ward Housing project. Notice how both of their bare hands are on her stomach. They aren't wearing rubber gloves which means they just made a new chosen one. No, two chosen ones. No, four chosen ones! That's all it takes. They don't even have to get naked anymore. They can do it in front of everyone.
Here's a few more of the holy family out yesterday. Why aren't they ever all together? There's not a bus big enough? They probably work in shifts. It's Zahara and Shiloh's day off. They ain't got nothing on Suri! Homegirl works the 24/7 shift.
P.S. - That doggy in the window sees all. I don't know what means exactly, but just pretend you know what I'm talking about.
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Why is her pumpkin in the window- do you put them up before Halloween in the US? We only usually put them up the day before. Or is it not a pumpkin but the lasted addition to this self seeking pair's tribe of poor little sods? After all , orange is the new black darling.
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For the most part (in the US) people do put pumpkins out. The farms start selling them in the beginning of October. I have 2 sitting outside right now. But I won't carve one until it gets closer to Halloween (otherwise they just rot). People can get a little carried away with the decorations on the lawn... but I guess it's tradition.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 8, 2008 - 2:50pm.
IDML, I disagree. It'll be Shiloh -- "Confessions of a Blob."
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Ditto that.
If only because she's the first-born girl. They always be fighting with they mamas anyway. Add to that AJ's general skankiness, the humiliation she will undoubtedly heap on her little blob and a lifetime of attention whore training...
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that lady is one of the victims of katrina and she is just moving into her house by the make it right foundation...she must work in a hospital or something
the house behind her is the equivalent to a MEMA cottage or a FEMA trailer...her new house is to the right of it
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 -
Very average, I'd say. Jolie's vadge will be megasize now though so he'd be lucky to touch the sides nowadays.
Ha! Like chucking a sausage down Oxford Street?
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
OK - so why is it that Jolie was in hiding for 3 mos supposedly doting on her new baby twins. Now we can't get her to go home! These pics were obviously taken on the same day she was strolling with Shi, Pax and Z.... Brad was wearing that same exact outfit on his bike. So I'll assume this was on the same day. When in the hell did either of them get home to hang with the twins? Why all the coverage of the family now? If she's breast feeding shouldn't she be home feeding them or pumping? Maybe the novelty wore off. The twins have been officially handed over to the nannies (that don't sleep over).
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 8, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Ok, I know one of you sluts has braved JJ, wtf are they saying....
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I was going to look in JJ but I am planning on eating dinner soon and when I eat something, I like it to be the last I ever see of it.
What the fuck? How can even the most dedicated, brain dead, sleb overawed bloody numpty not see this is staged? No normal human would stand like this talking to strangers. But what am I saying? -they are not normal people. The exhibitionists who can only show affection when they know that the paps will snap and the Brangeloonies will use it as wank fodder from here to eternity.
On a puzzled note? Why is that lady in nurse’s or surgeon’s clothes? Is Ange having so many medical emergencies that they need constant medics on standby? Why is her pumpkin in the window- do you put them up before Halloween in the US? We only usually put them up the day before. Or is it not a pumpkin but the lasted addition to this self seeking pair's tribe of poor little sods? After all , orange is the new black darling.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by la coocaracha on October 8, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Im so much hotter than Angelina, if ever we were in the same room together, id make her feel everlasting shame at my greatness!!!!
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Same.
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I feel sorry for the Tampax kid.
He always looks like a sad pound puppy.
Maddox looks like he's going to grow up into a sniper.
IDML, I disagree. It'll be Shiloh -- "Confessions of a Blob."
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Im so much hotter than Angelina, if ever we were in the same room together, id make her feel everlasting shame at my greatness!!!!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 8, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Triscuit, there is pictural proof, he's about 4 at best. It was never about the peen, clearly!
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where's the pic? I knew it couldn't be big because he acts like such a pansy ass wimp , but 4 inches? really? They must use vibrators to get her off then.
Brad is just a dumb puppet.
I say Pax will write the tell all. He was adopted when he was older, so he'll remember most of the early experience, esp. the apparant lack of any effort to integrate the poor kid into their family, changing his name, and him screaming as he's taken on a private jet. (that pic broke my heart). The twins will at least have each other for attention and companionship. Pax doesn't even speak that much English, and I seriously doubt those asshats would attempt to hire a nanny that spoke vietnamese. After all, they only have help a few nights a week ::eyeroll::
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Sandbitch - as Stewie once said "like throwing a book down a hallway."
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 8, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Do you think Brad Pitt has a big or small peen?
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I think it's probably average. Enough to feel but not so small that you'd have no use for it! Jolie strikes me as the kind that likes it rough -I don't think a pencil dick would be able to pull off hot rough sex. We know her main reason for keeping him around is because she thinks he's a good father. I just don't think she'd settle for 4 or 5 inches. She might as well stick with a woman and a dildo if that's the case!
Triscuit, there is pictural proof, he's about 4 at best. It was never about the peen, clearly!
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 8, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Do you think Brad Pitt has a big or small peen?
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SMALL!!!! It's a somewhat well known fact.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 8, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Do you think Brad Pitt has a big or small peen?
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Very average, I'd say. Jolie's vadge will be megasize now though so he'd be lucky to touch the sides nowadays.
WHY ARE CHILDS HANDS FONDLING THEM???
Yeah, cuase when I want to have my olde moon face moment with my depends wearin daddy, I can only hope the kids are grabbin' at my crotch.
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Do you think Brad Pitt has a big or small peen?
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Self conscience losers...
Get a grip...the only people that like you belong in straight jackets. What the hell is up with the f-ing moon face? Gross. Old, haggard, looking like a used up Redford and the Mac Tonight guy from the old McShit commercials. Yeah, hottest, popular. Please.
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Submitted by Janet Planet on October 8, 2008 - 1:25pm.
who will be the first to write a mommie dearest?
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For some odd reason, I think it will be the twins. They may be biological but ultimately they will be the ones that lack the undivided attention. Maddox had a few years with Jolie before Zahara. Then Zahara was doted on b/c she was sick and became the "daddy's girl", she still appears to demand the most attention and gets it. Then Shiloh was the first biological - I'm sure that made her special (for about a second). It actually might be a coin toss between Pax and the twins. Pax was thrown into this mess while Jolie was grieving and working. He went from an orphanage to a daycare center on the Studio lot! What alone time has that youngster had? The twins just don't appear to have a shot at all. They'll probably team up with the nannies and do a "tell all".
that's not their nanny, that's the woman that is moving into one of their homes
In the 1st thumbnail, Maddox looks like he's all "WTF lady, you are actually interacting with me? Oh yeah, that's right, we are out for our photo op silly me..."
Submitted by applehead on October 8, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 2:28pm.
What reports are those??? I must have missed that!!! I know I shouldn't... but I think that's hilarious!!! Mwahahaha!
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In the AJ posts yesterday (or the day before) people had links to articles about it. I did say IF, because obviously it could be a bunch of bullshit too
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Hehehehe - I kinda hope that it's true.
I know, I'm going to hell.
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Just had a thought. Can you imagine the hue and cry if aj suddenly died? It would be on a princess di scale of gnashing and wailing.
We can only hope!!!!!
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O Gawd NO! Let her play out this fuckery so we can see what a fake she is. If she dies now, she'll go down in history as THE INCREDIBLE ANGELINA JOLIE. I really don't think I could stomach it.
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And it would never end - every anniversary, every b-day, pics of the kids and stories... blech. Makes it easier to stand all this crap though doesn't it?
We don't need no stinkin self appointed martyrs. (so proud i spelled martyrs correct first time!)
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What's with her TATER-LIKE CHIN???
Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 2:28pm.
What reports are those??? I must have missed that!!! I know I shouldn't... but I think that's hilarious!!! Mwahahaha!
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In the AJ posts yesterday (or the day before) people had links to articles about it. I did say IF, because obviously it could be a bunch of bullshit too
she looks like a witch.Nast.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Their toothless nanny is a hot slut.
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Angelina can show ALL them bitches how to hire a nanny, huh?
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Submitted by la coocaracha on October 8, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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It was Clint Eastwood, the word he used was "striking" and I'm not with you on the rest of it, Disco Stu.
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Their toothless nanny is a hot slut.
(see 3rd pix).
Submitted by la coocaracha on October 8, 2008 - 2:21pm.
I think gearge clooney recently said Angela has one of the most stricking faces on the earth!!!! I find my face to be shocking too....people see me and gasp, then retch...because they are so overwhelmed by my beauty! Angelina aint got it as good as me.....she dosent make people feel the way I can just be looking at me, know what I mean?
no , we do not know what you mean
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Submitted by applehead on October 8, 2008 - 1:50pm.
One more thing, if those reports are true that Maddox "lures" Pax away to beat the hell out of him, or just be mean, that is going to be one disturbed kid.
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What reports are those??? I must have missed that!!! I know I shouldn't... but I think that's hilarious!!! Mwahahaha!
I think gearge clooney recently said Angela has one of the most stricking faces on the earth!!!! I find my face to be shocking too....people see me and gasp, then retch...because they are so overwhelmed by my beauty! Angelina aint got it as good as me.....she dosent make people feel the way I can just be looking at me, know what I mean?
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Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Just had a thought. Can you imagine the hue and cry if aj suddenly died? It would be on a princess di scale of gnashing and wailing.
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it would probably turn her into a legend... as with a lot of famous people dying young...
Submitted by moomarse on October 8, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Just had a thought. Can you imagine the hue and cry if aj suddenly died? It would be on a princess di scale of gnashing and wailing.
We can only hope!!!!!
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O Gawd NO! Let her play out this fuckery so we can see what a fake she is. If she dies now, she'll go down in history as THE INCREDIBLE ANGELINA JOLIE. I really don't think I could stomach it.
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Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Just had a thought. Can you imagine the hue and cry if aj suddenly died? It would be on a princess di scale of gnashing and wailing.
We can only hope!!!!!
The hot bitch doggy in the window is waiting for them to leave so he can eat all the Cheetos they left behind.
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Out of all the kids, I predict Maddox will have the most issues. Just get this feeling.
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WHERE ARE THEIR HALOES!!!!!????????????????????
holy crap! we were just in mississippi for a katrina relief trip and took a day to tour the lower ninth ward and we met that lady in the scrubs there!
she said she got to move into her make it right house in two weeks...when she came back after katrina she said they never found their original house and her car was about two miles away
i was just like whoa! when i saw that...her new home looks weird though, it has weird bars on the side but oh well, she seems really happy
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Everything about these two are controlled. The reason we don't see all four out together is that they would probably run around crazy (like 4 WOULD do) and they don't want to come across looking anything less then perfect. If things are as crazy in their household like it has been reported, they probably don't want it documented.
One more thing, if those reports are true that Maddox "lures" Pax away to beat the hell out of him, or just be mean, that is going to be one disturbed kid. My 6yr will push down his 4yr sister in a heartbeat in front of anyone if she starts messing with him. He's not "sneaky" about this...I don't think at that age they are supposed to be sneaky (IMO)
Actually I am kina getting really tired of these two and their house full of politically correct brats. Fuck em, move back here so we can get more of your tax money bitches!!
Submitted by flossyb on October 8, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Brad looks like he is ready to put a piece of orange over his teeth and start chasing the kids around the garden as he sprays them with toxic insecticides.
Oh my Jesus! I think I just wet myself. LMAO
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That dog is rad.
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@Justina and Janet,
I vote for shiloh.
The blob will have her day followed by the two blobettes. Adoptees are her favorites...
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
The Dog wants out! He wants to run for the hills! He's scared Ange is going to scoop him up in her Gollum hands and adopt him!