Thursday, October 9th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 8th!
David Gest and Liza never could figure out how to fuck, that's what ruined their marriage. - DUDE
Runners-up:
If your shit weighs more than 8 pounds, six ounces, you have to name it. - rockylife1968
JESUS! My hemmarhoids are wearing a leotard!! - El Bastardo
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_Submitted by Anonymouse73 on October 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Even if the person he was sitting on was a honkey tonk it would still have been a funny joke because of the position.
Its all about the position in the photo.
Its gonna be alright......
Ass birthin: Thats shits just funny!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo> Maybe I'm overly sensitive, but the person he "shit out" looks Black. It could be my monitor; I'm using a privacy screen.
It made me think of that "dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool" comment that people make sometimes.
My apologies if the comment was not meant in that way.
Never turn on pooo.. You will regret this.. Don't burn your poo bridges.. How will you get to the toilet?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I hate bigoted shit-haters! Support your poo babies!!! Fuckers.
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
LMAO LMAO LMAO
all funny
good job Dude & ELB!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on October 9, 2008 - 11:10am.
That second comment is borderline racist. Runner up? Really?
Really? Racist against shit? Like it hurt all pieces of fecal matter's feelings in every toilet bowl across the world?
Look ath the picture! It looks like he just shit out a human!
FFS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That second comment is borderline racist. Runner up? Really?
DUDE: Effing hilarious. And congrats to all the runner-ups!
Not like I even need to say this, but you are all funny buggers...Congrats!!
xoxo ElB!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Congrats, you funny bitches!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Funny shit kids!! Congrats!
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
LMAO DUDE! He does look just like David Gest! Congrats all you hilarious hwores.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Congratulations to all the winners!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
With Lindsay only really having a lesbian phase to get her Daddy's attention, and Samantha never finding any chicks desperate enough to hook up with her, neither girl has quite figured out the mechanics of lesbian sex. And, sadly, the preview pics of their leaked sex tape, aren't nearly as hot as they'd like us to think.
namaste!
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Frédéric Prinz von Asshat will stop at nothing to extend his 15 minutes of fame. After recently dying his hair and moving from Germany to Brazil, he is again trying to gain media attention by sending this "proof" to TMZ, People Magazine and Dlisted, claiming HE recently gave birth to Anna Nicole Smith's love child.
Brazil didn't win. Now sit down and shut the fuck up.
Waiting for my Geritol to kick in
You will stretch and stretch until I finally feel the burn.
You will stretch and stretch until I finally feel the burn.
life after liza: david gest's sex life has sadly come to this.
Who the hell should I call first to let them know that all this time Chinese mystery meat isn't cat or dog?
I tried to tell them I was under ABE, not underage.
How Jamie Spears really keeps Britney under control.
Michael Lohan's role model.
Guinness World Record holder for having the Loosest stools ever.
Looks like Nasy Nastia's traning techniques are spreading fast.
Vladimir wasn't kidding when he told Nadia, "If you fuck up zee balance beam, I dump on you!"
Poor little Mfume Boomba learns the hard way that "getting a Brazilian" means something very different at the Olympics.
Well that certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase "dropping the kids off at the pool."
Somehow, I don't think this will make the Chinese Gymnasts look older....
It all went to Hell after Mr. Magoo thought he'd found the men's room...
I always suspected that Barry Williams was Gary Coleman's father, but never his mother.
"Somehow I thought that being the face of Gooch-i would be more glamorous than this."
moments later:
"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC..."
"Oh thank God a seat, now wear did that girl disappear to that I was just training?"
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Montezuma's revenge made it all the way down to Brazil?
www.youtube.com/stuckatseven
*Fffffflllllllllllaaaaaaaaaatppp....poot*
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
Whew! I just took an Olympic size shit!
"YOU CAN DO IT! Just lift and separate." And so went the practice for the new event, Vault into that Brazilian's Ass.
China hired boras chasowski russian gymnast trainer to stretch their gymnasts to make them appear taller.
And people think Ikea's Swedish furniture is too modern & weird--take a look at Brazil's!
Are you sure he's not supposed to be on the German team?
His was feeling a little Bras-ill.
Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I shit excellence. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm just a--just a big, hairy, Brazilian winning machine.
"If you wanna win you know what you have to do don't do you? You're gonna have to pull the standing mexishiz. I know...I know, you've only ever pulled it off once. Let me show you how it's done."
Oops! I sharted!
She can't breathe...but that's probably a good thing.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Sadly Brazil was not able to place in the Teabag competition of the Beijing Olympics due to disqualification-failure to execute.