They Move Fast
It was New Orleans yesterday and France today for the Brangelina holy family. Maddox probably got a major craving for authentic french fries so off they went! Don't let the jet fool you. That's not how they travel. It's just for show. Saint Morticia just has to look up at God, wink, say "oooh la la" and BAM! They're in France. Air travel is for mere mortals!
The two airport bitches don't seem impressed. They're too busy crossing their arms and staring. They obviously aren't Brangaloonies or they'd be on the ground licking Angie's footsteps.
When I first saw these pictures, I thought to myself, "Damn. Are those kids wearing homeless rags?" Then I realized they were wearing pajamas. Boring pajamas at that! Why aren't they wearing pajamas with the feet? Those were my favorite when I was kid. Okay, I still wear them. But only during the winter times! Okay, I wear them all the time. Well, they make my feet feel safe and loved.
Wait....Hold up..... Is Shiloh walking?! Is that possible? Maybe that's a doppelganger! The real Shiloh doesn't walk...... This must be a sign it's the end of days.
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These two need to get the fuck out of the limelight for christs sake and for the sake of their kids!! FAME WHORES! They are worse than paris hilton. stay in one fucking place and raise your family, buy a house and stay there and dont come out! and by the way ANgie, almost every woman on the planet has had babies, its not that big of a deal.
No one cares!! GO AWAY and be private like you supposedly want to be.
I'm telling you, Pax is a gang member in training. These kids are going to give them HELL when they become teenagers.
I hate to defend Angenlina but she probably put the kids in PJ's to travel in comfort. After that she probably gave them the drugs to knock them out. I agree they look unkept.
PS Pax's hair is too thin to be Long
I hate to defend Angenlina but she probably put the kids in PJ's to travel in comfort. After that she probably gave them the drugs to knock them out. I agree they look unkept.
PS Pax's hair is too thin to be Long
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 9, 2008 - 1:30am.
Wow, I can't believe they said that about them being "artists"... well, let's see, do they want their kids to turn out like Ernest Hemingway's? Joan Crawford's? Artist's children are always SO well-adjusted. Funny they're calling themselves that. Prostitutes would be closer to the truth.
They might have more money now (they being the adopted kids) but are they really happier? And, more importantly, what will they be thinking and feeling 10 years from now? I think any of those children COULD have been adopted by some other family and lived a perfectly normal and happy life. Instead, they are placed into a confusing and stressful situation that I'm sure many of them can't understand. I really feel for poor Pax, he always seems so scared and sad. And what is Maddox thinking? I was 6 and 7 when my brother and sister were born, and didn't enjoy it too much -- and I didn't have to fly cross-country with them twice a week! I had friends at school I could talk to! Those kids... ugh, it makes me depressed.
If it is daylight why are they in their pajamas. There was a rumor that when the were young she would drug the kids on the plane.
I once heard Brad Pitt said they were struggling with Zahara's hair. Okay why did the adopt her? Looks like she'll be the last child coming from Africa. It's bad that the girl has no black people around but when she grows up she is going to be so confused.
They dress like they are poor. God is she slow or something. I would want my kids to look nice. And why don't they keep still? Those children will be so confused. They have a asian brother, white sister, black sister, white brother, white parents, born in one country,lived in hundred others. God kids need some stability you nut. I like them and all but they are getting a bit ridiculous.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 6:17pm
LMFAO
COMB YOUR CHILDREN'S HAIR, DAMMIT!
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Why are the paps complicit in not photographing the nannies? This is a woman with 6 children who never carries a tote bag? Even when she leaves some children home, there has got to be a phalanx of helpers around at all times. It's not like she's trying to protect her childrens' privacy, so why don't the photogs show a wider view?
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Can this woman please cut poor pax's hair already! It shouldnt but its really bothering me...
so..sick..of..them
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Re bio v adopted. My mum was a single parent and married someone (a total prick actually) and had a son. My brother,or technically half brother. Step dad's family treated him like the prince of the world and me as the bastard. Admittedly they are/were a horrible family but I think this is common.
I think those that have said if you only have adopted kids it might be different are right. I think Cruise loved his adopted kids OK- well as OK as a nutter can, but now Princess Suri is here who knows. Nicole seems to care more for Sunday Roast but maybe that's coz midget boy excluded her.
To sum up, I reackon Brad does favour the bio kids and I bet his family do too. St Mort on the other hand more than likely love the adopted kids more as she has family issues and Shiloh looking like Voight can't help.
Last, but not least. SEND THE OLDER POOR KIDS TO SCHOOL AND STAY IN ONE PLACE YOU SELFISH MORONS! Do those poor kids ever see anyone but Jolie Pitts and staff?
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Unless its the angle of the picture, doesn't Shiloh look really tall, next to Zahara and Pax???AJ always looks like Morticia to me..I do feel really sorry for all the kids.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 9, 2008 - 1:30am.
Loons.
Poor kids. They'll grow, and we'll grow to despise them as well.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 9, 2008 - 1:25am.
*flips Bible* I thought the meek were supposed to inherit the Earth. They need to change that sentence to the Joile-Pitt children...
East End Girl:
A picture is worth a thousand words. And I may be wrong but these kids are never seen socializing with other kids. Like the pic where they are on the playground. All they have is each other it seems....
I really , really hope someone in Hollywood will point these out. You know things that us ahem common folk have enough sense to see.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
SB,
Sad but true. This is the woman who said "We are artists and will raise our children as artists should"
Gag, Vom, Givemeafuckingbreakalready.com.
Clue Skanktelina: Even artists use combs.
Good night all.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EastEndGirl & Miso
AJ probably thinks her children are going to inherit the earth, so who needs an education?
Miso,
Maddox, can I think. It is poor little bittle Pax I think about. Only two years and a bit with this language ( I remember the scenes of him crying at his adoption because he couldn't understand a word).
I don't think *gimme that it is mine* or * no it isn't "thwack" it's mine* or Mommy is having more babies *smile for the camera* is doing much to improve his grasp on the whole situation.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
East End Girl
I flew back to the States this year and I do it only once a year. It took me a month to get myself back to j-land time. So for theses kids to be flying back and forth like that is insane.
I am really curious to know what education are they getting? can they read or write, well meaning Maddox and Pax. I know it sounds like a stupid question but seriously....
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Miso,
MJ's without question. However, look at the expression on Paxs face, dude is over this shit. Two years of flying around the world and I know he is thinking:
For Fucks Sake send me back where it is nice and quiet and give me my god damned name back.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I cannot even imagine the jet lag these poor kids feel. I'm a 38 year old adult and I know flying 13 hours kicks my ass.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Ok whose kids will be the most messed up? Whacko Jacko s kids or the Jolie-Pitts kiddies ?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Mommy, no more aeropwanes. We tired aeropwanes. Owa ears hertz, mummy.
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Now relieve the pressure.
This makes me really sad. The travel has to be absolute hell for those kids! The jet lag has to be screwing up their bodies clocks. And the poor babies, I don't think that I've ever been on a flight where there wasn't a baby screaming because of the ear pain that the change in altitude causes. How many flights have they taken recently? One trip to NY, then on to NO, and now back to France. I'm sure that I'm missing a few, too. What a nightmare it has to be on them :(
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 11:22pm.
SmOOches LCT!
He took his hats
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Submitted by James Haven on October 8, 2008 - 11:07pm.
James Haven is thankful these fools left already. Now he can enjoy watching RR/RW The Island! James Haven can't get enough of his girl Paula!
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Take this opportunity to burn all of Brad's silly hats Jamesy! Those things have got to go.
I mean..private planes, different continents every week, shopping all the time, sets, castles, hotels, it must be a blur
xoxox
The war isn't working.
what a wild life they have.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
James Haven is thankful these fools left already. Now he can enjoy watching RR/RW The Island! James Haven can't get enough of his girl Paula!
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Too bad they couldn't stop by SuperCuts and get these kids haircuts. They look like they are auditioning for Raggedy Ann-The Multicultural Edition.
i think the kids look fine and the mother looks finer..
so what's the verdict? Has Angie been under the knife or not?
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/did-angelina-jolie-get-a-tummy...
I can't wait until 10-15 years from now, when all the Brangelina kids will likely go apeshit and end up worse than the rejects you typically see on Maury...you know, getting expelled from school,on drugs, Shiloh gets knocked up at age 14, stuff like that. Oh the fun that will ensue!
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I just googled adoption, and on the right side, where all the small links are, there is someone on eBay Australia selling a kid. That makes me all kinds of warm and fuzzy inside. *retch*
Submitted by aquarius on October 8, 2008 - 10:18pm.
What you said about adoptive parents needing to examine their true motives and feelings before adopting was spot on. My parents had two bio sons, and then they adopted my sister (not blood related), then me. Talk about feeling like the odd one out. I wish someone like you had been arouond when my parents adopted me.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Any how, I knew the only reason this bitch showed her face in NO was for publicity they couldn't even stay for a day.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Will do TITS!
(That sounded odd)
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We didn't see pictures of Connor and Isabelle when they were young because back then, the media was not focused on children and Tom and Nicole didn't whore them out.
There is a reason why adoption is not for everyone. Once you adopt a child no matter what age they are, he/she is not someone elses child that kid is YOUR child. My mother was adopted and my grandmother when she was 7 and she did not love her biological children more than my mother.
Submitted by James Haven on October 8, 2008 - 10:16pm.
James Haven hopes there's no fighting in Dlisted Bitches! hes' not in the mood!
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There's likely going to be some sexy talk over in the dildo thread.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 8, 2008 - 8:06pm.
I would agree 100% except for one exception I know of -- but it may be a special case. My aunt and uncle have 2 bio kids who are about 18 and 15, and an adopted daughter from China who is 12. If anything, the youngest is doted on the most -- by her siblings as well as her parents. I remember when they adopted her, everyone though they were insane -- "you've already got 2 kids, what's your problem?" -- but they have all turned out to be remarkably well-adjusted and really get along terrifically for teen and pre-teen siblings. But like I said, that is definitely the exception.
It seems as though the worst cases are when the parents try for years to have a child, finally "break down" and adopt, and then immediately find themselves pregnant. Seems like that's what happened to Tom and Nicole (minus the "immediately" part). That's what makes my heart break for Isabella and Connor. As soon as the sibs were born, they may as well have moved into the maid's quarters.
Adoption can be a terrific thing, but people who adopt need to really examine their motives and true feelings. There's nothing wrong with saying you could never love someone else's child as your own. Or that you WOULD prefer your biological child to an adoptive one. But if you feel this way, you shouldn't adopt -- and if you do adopt, you should NOT have bio children afterwards. It's just a recipe for fucking ALL the kids up.
James Haven was happy to see Brad go! Good riddance to bad rubbish! That's what Granny Voight used to say.
James Haven stood his ground and told them he was not leaving his MaryKay business to go with them to France. The winter is coming and that Pink Hummer will come in handy. Do you bitches know what it's like to ride a Vespa in the ice? It's not pretty that's for sure.
James Haven helped them pack just to get them moving faster. He threw all of Brad's hat in a suuitcase and off they went. BUH BYE!
Now, James Haven can sit back and relax or a spell.
James Haven hopes there's no fighting in Dlisted Bitches! hes' not in the mood!
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I think Saint Morticia has reached the "let them wear whatever the hell they want cuz I don't care anymore" stage.
misohorny, depends on whether you consider home tutoring to be homeschooling. I doubt Saint Morticia and that blonde dude she procreates with are devoting hours every day to educating the li'l 'uns like the commonfolk do.
The adoption convo: I could easily love someone else's child as much as my own if they had no one else, or if they were small when they came to me. I wouldn't do as well with an older child with a lot of history. Care about them, love them, but not as much as a bio I think.
I had thought AJ was looking a bit better, a little more weight on her. These pics show skin and bones legs.
Holy hell, those poor children. They look miserable and I don't blame them. Some adults crave globe trotting, but children most certainly don't.
Shiloh in crocs...oh shit!!
ugh. lemme tell ya how much i LOVE the cockpit door, so i don't have to hear kids or people bitching in the plane. it's fabu. a plane full of kids like that HAS to suck, even if they are the chosen ones.
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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All of those kids need haircuts.
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Sorry on topic: I am wondering id those kids are being home schooled or what. I think Madoxx can count in French or something.
But from the posts I have seen here, I am thinking that their time as the perfect family will soon come to an end soon. Someone out there knows what is the real deal and eventually will speak out (for the right price, of course) And their pictures tell a bit of the story.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I was raised by my aunt and uncle since I was 3 months old, because my real parents were a major FAIL! I spent one month this year with my bio dad to see if this was true or not and it was, trust.
I could not have asked for better adoptive parents. They gave me everything. Both of them are now 73 years old and I am so thankful for everything they have done for me and given me.
That is all I have to say about that......
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous men seeking affairs site **fitnessloving.com*** last week and she was seeking her darling there now!